#both because of the trauma upon trauma juno’s cult gave him

[teecupangel]

I've been seeing these grimace shakes videos lately and I just thought what if some assassin gave the templars that? Like it can be some random assassin who was told to give it to the templars and all the templars either dying or going insane makes me so happy

You know what would be fun?

If Abstergo just started getting deliveries of Grimace Shakes, they’d think it would be a joke and some of them would drink it because waste not, want not and it's free food and all that.

Then…

There will be one, just one…

That is actually not just a normal shake.

It doesn’t immediately act, no, of course not.

And it is completely tasteless and odorless so all they taste is the actual shake.

Just this… desire to share it.

To tell people to try it out.

“Come on, join the fun.”

“It’s pretty good. Take a sip.”

And those who takes a sip from that one starts to ask for more, grabbing another shake then just tipping a bit of the ‘original’ shake into it.

“Come on… don’t be a spoilsport. Get with the program.”

“Just a little sip.”

“That’s all.”

Then, before those who haven’t drank from any of the ‘contaminated’ shakes realizes it, everybody else was going…

“Drink! Drink! Drink!”

And so they drink.

And they feel the desire to share it once more.

To ensure the entire building had a taste.

To make sure every member of the Abstergo family…

… tastes it and desires it until it consumes them.

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And the delivery boy?

Looks a lot like the supposed dead Elijah, illegitimate son of Desmond Miles.