#both are equally funny

[sapphoismymuse]

the odyssey modern au but polyphemus is some scammer online that odysseus gives his personal info to while athena scolds him about online safety

[clownsuu]

God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears

[otiksimr]

Squizard, The Magic Squid Pokemon.

Squizard is a naturally swift pokemon with hard hitting special attacks. It was a wide arsenal of psychic attacks and support moves. But due to it's tentacles they tend to get "tongue-twisted" while chanting their spells.

They're based off the plectronoceras. A silly little squid ancestor whose fossils have been dated back to the late Cambrian. They had a mildly curved shell which many have related to a 'wizard hat' and thus. Wizard squid heh.

[bucket-of-amethyst]

Grian when joining Jimmy stream: *ten years late to it* yea sorry I was flossing the teeth of all my collection of imported combs I use them to give haircuts to each blade of grass in my lawn,, which game we playing again? Wait that one? I have to download that still I don't have it

Grian when joining a phasmo stream: LET ME IN NOWE OR ILL CRY give me the code now send me the code HOW DARE you to play it with someone else when u guys didn't play for One Day I spent the entire time missing u guys and crying and sobbing and sending sad gifs in our group chat MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW LET ME IN LET ME IN AHEEM HEEM

[bearloonz]

Local aroace absolutely delighted at the fact that isat has multiple aspec characters. (Odile can probably be read as just a preference thing but I like to think she’s demiro :] for my aro heart)

[sarcasticscribbles]

Here are my Elias Bouchard headcanons

[from-ib-to-asshai]

asoiaf reddit: i know this is the 37th post made about stannis today, but i was wondering how you guys see his right to the throne when compared to the targs (jon, viserys and aegon) when looking at-

asoiaf tumblr: how tight is jaime lannisters hole

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Insane again thinking about Sonic and Tails

Everyone always talks about the ways in which Tails is dependent on or revolves around Sonic. We talk about the ways in which he's depended on Sonic to save him, the way he likes tagging along on journeys, the way Sonic has inspired him, the way he always maintains Sonic's plane, leaves his door open for him with place to rest and good food to eat

But we rarely talk about the ways in which Sonic is secretly dependent or reliant on Tails

In a large portion of the games, if Tails isn't straight up on the journey alongside him, Sonic has the security that Tails can communicate with him from afar, and Tails usually appears to help out at some point during one of Sonic’s solo journeys. He doesn't have to be without Tails for long

And we see what happens (especially in Sonic Frontiers and Sonic Prime) when Tails is inaccessible. In Frontiers, he wonders where Tails aloud is unprompted, wanting to find him. Sonic's other friends even convince him to bother with the secrets of the starfall islands because doing so may lead him to Tails. He wants to find Tails so Tails can make sense of what's happening. And in Prime, Sonic ends up scrambling without Tails around. Especially in Prime S1 while things make the least sense, he seeks out Tails first (and then later hopes variants other than Nine can fill Tails' role) because he trusts him. He trusts that if Tails is here, then he can just tell Sonic what to do (come up with a plan for him to execute). With Tails around, Sonic doesn’t have to worry about not understanding the situation because Tails can figure it out. Without Tails, Prime!Sonic often shifts between trying to handle things himself to the best of his knowledge while rolling with the punches, and deferring to someone he can trust as a smarter strategizer to tell him what to do (a role Nine fills most notably, but other characters such as Rebel and Shadow fill on the occasion).

Of course there's also the earlier mentioned way in which Tails takes care of Sonic as well. I'm sure Tails isn't Sonic's only friend that he could crash with, but it's Tails who goes to such lengths to open his arms for him. If Sonic wants to crash in an actual house, if he wants to eat his favorite food, if he just wants to hang out, or if he needs help, Tails's home is open to him, accommodating his every need.

In my eyes, Sonic is the one who is surprisingly codependent here, who flounders a bit when everything goes to shit, Tails is nowhere to be found and can't be contacted, and there's no one else that can help him make sense of things. He takes Tails with him on so many journeys, even in games like Colors, where Tails largely follows behind Sonic while Sonic does a lot of the physical work. Tails doesn't need to be "useful" to tag along. He likes having Tails around, he wants Tails around. When Tails can't go with him or it's something Sonic should go alone for, he can always communicate with him and hear his voice from afar. And I'd argue there are more examples than Sonic Prime that may demonstrate Sonic trying to find someone to fill Tails' role the first chance he can get when Tails isn't around and can't be contacted.

The conclusion here is that a lot of people talk about Tails being dependent on Sonic or revolving around him, but they truly are partners. Sonic wants to be around Tails at this point perhaps as much as Tails always wants to be around Sonic. The two are strong together, they fill each other's gaps in ability. They both feel more secure when the other is around, and they rely on each other's presence. They are each a comforting existence to the other in similar and different ways.

[the-sunshine-dims]

ya know, thinking about it, and technically it is, plausible in canon universe, that Midas had seen people shipping kaleidoscope through the brown dimension, however they were probably a bit busy with- ya know, dying, the horrors. so you know whats more plausible? that Icarixis could've saw people shipping Midas and that god that bullied them

and i just think its funny

[manako-no-yami]

harvey: what do u mean it's weird to have a picture of my associate on my bedside table, it's not weird, it's like having a picture of my dog mike: woof

[velvetwyrme]

Importante Lore question about the crotch rust comic.

We know Megs had it and I wanna say he was probably the one that spread it to the Petrol pump too infecting poor prowl and the twins

BUT…………,,….. how did Megatron basically get the robo clap/rhea/ lower herp.

Is he the true patient zero or are they still out there.

i'll answer that in a second but hey. i think we should give Megatron the benefit of the doubt here. there are PLENTY other Decepticons (and Autobots, probably) that have STIs...

that being said, Megatron giving a fuel pump an STI is an INCREDIBLY funny image because in many continuities he doesn't turn into something that would fuel up at a gas station, which means one of the following presumably happened:

a) he goes and fuels in bot mode. inherently hilarious and terrifying.

b) a fucking tank rolls up to a petrol station.

c) a jet/stealth bomber rolls up to a petrol station?????

d) gun.

anyway. that aside, ive reviewed the available data and i think patient zero was Shockwave.

i reckon he was keeping a strain of it for testing and it got loose one day when Frenzy/Rumble were poking around his lab and they knocked something over.

i mean... either that or.....

................................ i meant to write injection oh ymgod

[feketeribizli]

[chillentertainer]

have yet to read conclave the book so i'm not sure if robert harris decribes lawrence/lomeli's childhood but how did the man's parents treat him for him to turn out this way as an adult. or was he just born this way, with infinite melancholy and a sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

[n4tsum1-san]

every time someone mischaracterizes nuanced character relationships and turns it into a basic parent-child dynamic, i die a little inside

my main gripe with this is about nahida being called scara's mom/aunt but it also extends to zhongli & xiao, beidou & kazuha, wriothesley & sigewinne, neuvillette & furina, and others.

like. i enjoy found family as much as everyone else, but that is a terrible injustice to the characters' writing. the character typecast as the child is infantilized to hell and back while the other character is reduced to a 2d caricature of the perfect parent. Bruh

don't get me wrong, headcanons are fine and all, it just irks me that some people consider it lore accurate when it really isn't

[kagoutiss]

does anyone. share my vision

[the-architect-of-ferrari]

… I’ll just leave this here.