#bosstoad

[chericawrestledabear]

Drawing of Boss Toad I did forever ago.

[revkilltaker]

Cringer – Karin - 7″ - Lookout Records - Lookout-25

Pressing Stats

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Color:  Black

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Additional Info: Other Pressings Available

Track List

Cocktail Molotov

Understand

Step Back

Confession

8.0/10

[inoshikachonin-blog]

Meet the Gamas

It all happened in a flash, One moment they were laughing over a joke and the next, his hands clasped her tightly. A searing pain, a flash of white surrounding her. Akemi barely had any time to process it all before his face, grave in expression, came into view.

"I'm sending you somewhere safe. Don't move until I find you, alright?"

"But--"

"Just trust me!"

And before she had the time to react, her vision was blinded by a cloud of smoke, her stomach lurching nauseously as her body transported through space. Finally, her feet seemed to find ground and she just stood there, tense and frozen as the smoke began to clear around her.

No longer was she surrounded by the lumbering trees outside of her village, rather, what appeared to be a giant forest, with plants larger and more vibrant than she's ever seen in her life. The trees she had seen only moments before seemed dwarfed by the enormous curved crags looming over her, with even larger mountains set on the horizon. The entire world looked like someone forgot to dilute their saturated paint palette. It was like something from a dream.

She went to take a step forward when a painful jolt shot up her leg, causing her to wince. Upon looking down, she realized there was a senbon sticking out of her thigh. Dread pooled in her stomach as she finally made the connections. She and Jiraiya had been attacked, by who or for what reasons she had no idea, but he--

Her blood ran cold as she looked up, frantic eyes searching for the white-haired Sannin. She swallowed hard and her breath began to quicken, "Jiraiya...?" she called out softly. Had he really sent her here to face the enemy alone? Was he really that reckless?

"Jiraiya!"

[toaddragon]

bosstoad replied to your post:"You can't trust just anyone, Gamatatsu. Doesn't matter if they're offering you snacks or not; You gotta get to know them before you accept /anything/."

He heaved a sigh, but refrained from rolling his eyes just yet. “Someone that might be trying to poison you, for example. I’m not saying that you can’t trust anybody, but I know you’ve got better sense than to just eat /anything/ someone gives you.”

"Poison?? What -- why would anyone wanna poison me?" There's an unspoken why would anyone want to waste a perfectly good snack in there but even Gamatatsu figures that wouldn't do much to convince his father. "Well... if I can't take that snack... could you get me a snack? C'mon, I've been really good, Daddy, and you know it!"

[super-pervy-sage]

//gimme the jiraiya and gamatatsu headcanons. i need them 8(

OKAY BUT LIKE

i honestly think jiraiya is pretty close to gamatatsu like

gamabunta and gamakichi are far more battle oriented that gamatatsu but still, while jiraiya was alive he'd always have gamatatsu around so like

idk i just imagine him feeling kind of bad that his brother seemed to get a whole bunch of the outward talent and so he'd just sometimes hang out with tiny gamatatsu who's barely out of his tadpole stage. and he'd like bring him little remnants of shima's means and feed them to him and all that.

and despite what gamabunta tells him he still always brings gamatatsu a bunch of snacks because he's a cool little dude.

also i like to think he even formulated a little jutsu which only he and gamatatsu can do - functionally, it's not all that useful but gamatatsu thinks its cool and is always happy to demonstrate it with his best bud jiraiya

[super-pervy-sage]

♫

Send me a ♫ and I will put my iTunes on shuffle and give you our song

The Ultimate Sandwich - Ninja Sex Party

Five feet high and three feet wide,No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived,It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side,It's the Ultimate Sandwich,Dear God!The Ultimate Sandwich,Oh shit!

[super-pervy-sage]

bosstoad replied to your post:give me the scones :c

SCONES NOW. OR I WILL DROOL OIL IN YOUR LIVING ROOM. 8| also yes. bring forth the little one.

COME AND GET THEM. THEY'RE MY SNACKS I EARNED THEM. and it's happening i'm so mad at you gdi

[super-pervy-sage]

give me the scones :c

I WOULD IF I COULD BUT ONLY BC YOU MADE THIS BLOG

also bc i love u elderly pasta bUT ALSO THIS BLOG