#bosspigeon

[boghermit]

smokey

She saw god

[ataleofcrowns]

got my friend into ATOC and got to give them the good news about the poly routes 🥳

They will let you hold the candle AND you can watch it subsequently burn the whole house down once X finds out about A's backstory!!

Fun times ahead in the distant future 💖

[faerieenthusiast]

I actually have a shopping cart full of plushies now bc I found a shopping cart outside and decided to drag it home

See now I'm jelly of the shopping cart

[oooocleo]

i got my carpenter bee print!!! It's so vibrant and pretty!

im glad!! it seems theyve started arriving to the NA destinations this weekend - hopefully all Safe and Sound (and yess they printed so well, even the dark areas clenches fist)

[karshmallow]

i would fight a bear with a butter knife for hiro 😤

lmao i expect nothing less for hiro 🫡

the rest of my followers can enjoy this post it doodle i made of hiro during work

[omgkalyppso]

OC SMASH OR PASS

Really sincere apologies to everyone for the second notification but my first attempt at this got sent to the shadow realm so I'm going to try it with different images.

Tagged by: @littleplasticrat in her Owlsqueezer post (:

Tagging: @ghostwise, @lucius-the-sinful, @recurringwriter, @razrogue, @bhaalbaaby

@wolfsspectre, @umbralstars, @bloodcathedrals, @thedragonagelesbian, @bladesandstars

@klkirbles, @the-eldritch-it-gay, @peachiehambo, @bosspigeon, @thetavolution

And YOU!

Rules: Include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. The “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idk).

Étoile Ienith

art by @tadpole-apocalypse, @crxwes and Me.

QUICK FACTS

Height: 6'04"

Age: 166

Gender: Nonbinary

Pronouns: They/He

Sexuality: Bisexual

PROS

All-encompassing hugs.

Available for either one-night stands or relationships.

Experience with bottoming and topping (strap game immaculate).

Not shy about complimenting others / vocal in bed.

Enjoys biting / being bitten.

Generally motivated to fulfill requested bedroom (and otherwise) accommodations (ie. bedsheets, clothing, light, etc.).

Is accustomed to and largely enjoys being a shield for others (oath of devotion paladin turned oathbreaker).

Unambiguous, but generally polite. You will know where you stand with them.

CONS

Can't Dom.

Doesn't enjoy spanking / being spanked.

Their worship of Auril, the evil goddess of cold, is a personality trait.

Selfless to the point of being self-destructive and this could affect The Mood or even The Circumstances of a hook up / relationship.

Doesn't like being tied up. (Doesn't mind / can enjoy tying up a partner.)

Needs to feel in control of themself and their actions / decisions.

Dislikes when people have a dog in the bed.

Prefers to trance sitting up.

DETAILS

Would not be happy in a monogamous relationship.

Doesn't want to be touched when covered in the blood of enemies.

Feels guilty about enjoying combat / killing.

Morally grey.

Has a soft spot for others who worship neutral and evil deities, creatures of the night, and other beings who are generally perceived as evil for prioritizing their own success.

Enjoys travel.

Plays the flute.

Generous with time and money.

[tricitymonsters]

DAY 4 - Fuck or Die

DAY 4 - Fuck or Die

Kazu x Mori x @bosspigeon 's insatiably hungry nerd, Milo.

Content warnings: out of control libido, magic demon heat, rough sex, tests of stamina, threesome

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This was all a very stupid chemical reaction as far as Kazu could tell.  Milo was always a jelly-legged masochist with an intense and refined appetite for the carnal but his new demon deal was pushing him to an insane degree.

Kazu remembered even their earliest meetings punctuated by Milo sweating buckets around him and unsubtly staring at his crotch, his thighs, his chest, his arms…  Milo was hard to resist in that he just WANTED so bad.  The sight of him swallowing dryly and rock-hard was usually enough to get Kazu interested in cornering Milo.  And usually, that warranted the kind of breathless, desperately horny little noise that signaled enthusiastic consent for Kazu to drag him into a men’s room, a dark alley, or one of their apartments (whichever was closest).

Mori, as was his wont, was always nosy and prone to eyeballing whatever Kazu was currently interested in and it had taken a very short amount of time before he ALSO discovered Milo’s hot, horny little noises.  Their threesomes started up mostly because Mori refused to mind his own business even if Kazu occasionally slugged him for his interference.  It was chaos, sure, but they’d worked out some semblance of a system for raunchy threesomes that involved the kind of rough sex that put Milo equal to a nice juicy steak thrown at two hungry pit bulls.

Now, however…

Even untransformed, Milo’s demon deal put him into incredible heat.  So incredible that Mori could smell him at least a city block away and subsequently had to fight to keep his own form under control.  They left to track Milo down- mostly because the more Mori could smell him, the wilder it made him and Kazu would rather him keep all four of his braincells.  At least until they could ascertain that Milo was not in any immediate danger or that the wafting demon pheromones didn’t attract more trouble.

So Kazu let Mori lead them out of the building and down to where a tight network of alleys cased several industrial construction sites. It became clear quickly that while Mori could smell the heat waft coming off Milo, Milo could smell the rapidly intensifying musk that signaled a horny demon cat in the vicinity.

A noise to the right made Kazu tense combatively, his body bracing to attack but he relaxed quickly when he saw that it was, in fact, the very person he was looking for.

Mori let out a low whistle as he took in Milo’s haggard appearance.  “You look like shit.”

Kazu grunted in agreement.  In the shadows of the tarped fences and buildings caging them in, Milo looked gaunt and pale, skin sweaty and sallow, eyes hugely dilated and looming brightly in his face.  Kazu took a step closer to help as it looked like Milo was about a second from collapsing but grunted in surprise when Milo suddenly darted at him, staggering like someone who’d had way too much to drink.  Kazu grabbed him under the elbow easily but Milo wasn’t interested in staying upright.  Or balanced even.  Instead, his free hand went directly to Kazu’s belt buckle and he let out a pathetic, desperate noise of want.

It went right to Mori’s dick and he was hovering invasively a second later.  Kazu wanted to slap Mori’s greedy hands away but he was caught between wrestling with Milo and trying to keep him off the ground.  But down to his knees Milo went anyway, wresting his arm free from Kazu’s huge hand and now fighting against his belt buckle.  Before either Mori or Kazu could think to question the action or even stop him, Milo lurched forward and pressed his mouth to the bulge in Kazu’s tight leather pants.  He moaned loudly against the stiff bar of Kazu’s huge cock, rapidly filling out and straining against his fly while Kazu himself jumped and growled at the sudden stimulus.

“You okay buddy?” Mori asked smugly, his lopsided smirk taking on a predatory edge that only intensified when Milo fisted his hands in Kazu’s pants as best he could and moaned again.  Kazu roughly seizes him by the hair reactively and nearly tells Mori not to antagonize him but Milo’s practically mounting Kazu’s leg in the interim and like fuck it what’s the point of trying to abstain from a steak that wants to be eaten.

Kazu yanks Milo’s skull to the side and deftly undoes his belt buckle with his remaining hand.  Mori, of course, takes this as an invitation to wrench his own pants open, his expression one of warped delight as his desire to transform fights against whatever restraint he has left.  Unfortunately for Milo (maybe), Kazu’s got more important things to worry about.  Like the way his dick is throbbing.  But in the second of clarity before things devolve entirely, he realizes Milo is fighting against his grip, fighting to get his mouth around Kazu’s fat, pulsing head and honestly it’s all the dam needs to break entirely.

Kazu wrenches him in but Milo goes enthusiastically, sinking down onto Kazu hard enough to choke himself- though all he does is moan wetly and his eyes roll straight back into his skull as his lids flutter in the pure rush of pleasure it brings.  Mori’s spitting on his hand somewhere behind Milo’s writhing body and Kazu growls thickly as the suction around his cock increases and Milo’s heady moan vibrates all the way into the root of his balls.

Mori moans, biting his lip and and already panting, manhandling Milo to a better position with less clothing in the way.  “Fuck he came from me just pushing in,” Mori groans lowly.

[dangerous-disposition]

Thanks for the tag @patchworkgargoyle this is such a fun idea?

annnnnnd gonna tag @bosspigeon @faerieenthusiast @tboybuck @spectrum-spectre @sentient-trash aaaaaaand anyone else who wants to do it!

[lucius-the-sinful]

WIP Wednesday!

thank you for the tag @pocket-vvardvark !!!

I'll tag @omgkalyppso @bosspigeon @boghermit @mr-orion and you!!

only drawing wip i have rn that i haven't shared and of course its zafir with his boobs out

i have a lot of writing but its very nonsensical so i'll just share zafir boobs <3

[oxventure-text-posts]

[Image Description: Two screenshots mashed together to make one image of Mike Channel as Silas Flint and Luke Westaway as Delacy. Silas is looking over to Delacy, and Delacy has a sad expression on his face. In between them, there is a Tumblr post by bosspigeon that reads "so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this". Underneath the text, there is an image of a cat with watery eyes. It looks like it's about to cry. End Image Description.]

[boghermit]

sadface resist!Durge club 🥺

BABBY MOSS

Good Durges be like

[queenbol-of-baldurs-gate]

@bosspigeon kindly tagged me! Put your liked playlist on Spotify on shuffle and post the first ten songs that turn up! I have.....a lot of songs lmao. Thanks Boss, here you go!

As for who I'll rope into this?? Hrrrmmmm....

@thosegloriouspancakes , @mcmollymauk , @icylook , @ozdramaqueen aaaaaand @popcornaddict500

[faerieenthusiast]

ALSO top 5 favorite NPCs from my campaign >:]

For starters, I adore Whispers. Kimball! Aedri! Mercario is exquisetly designed! And [redacted]!

[queenbol-of-baldurs-gate]

@bosspigeon 👀

The Devil's Garden 🌹 🩸 will he paint them red?

[karshmallow]

I'm actually more than a Hiro fan I'm his other stepdad

gee hiro! how come your dad lets you have two stepdads?

[omgkalyppso]

Here's Étoile kissing a bunch of npc's, an oc, and other people's Tav's. From left to right, top to bottom, Étoile shares kisses with: Astarion, Halsin, Zevlor, He Who Was, Locke, Komira, Wyll, my oc Zavorys, @razrogue's Gan (because they've kissed before), @the-eldritch-it-gay's Majexatli (because of your reblog of the post about oc's kissing on the mouth), @lucius-the-sinful's Galethor (because we'd talked about it), and @toucansafari's Tav (because they've kissed before).

Made with This Picrew.

Who is left to tag with this. @boghermit, @bosspigeon, @cherrypikkins, @dustdeepsea , @bladesandstars

@umbralstars, @ghostwise and YOU. I'd love to see your blorbos smoochin.