#boss x direct report relationships usually freak me out LOLOL

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) MAMA MAOO TIS OKAY I AM HERE TO HELP (read: make your aventurine brain rot worse :]) MODERN AU where somehow Dan Heng is this man's so fucjing tired bodyguard he needs a vacation (Aventurine won't let him leave bc this man is so fine he needs eye candy from the old men he has to stare in the eye at his gambling sessions okay) and you are also Aventurine's equally tired secretary who wants to quit but can't because he pays you so well you would not believe it (and also because look at my reasons for Dan Heng's and then his lines and you cannot tell me Aventurine is NOT a raging bisexual) . Exhibitionism/Threesome shenanigans ensue :3

EXHIBITIONISM U SAY... honestly I'm not often into modern aus or crackships but ngl I'm very into this concept. aventurine as a c-suite level exec with insane gambling / nightlife habits, you as his overworked admin, dan heng as his body guard (not a far cry from his role as a train guard!). I do think aventurine radiates extreme bisexual energy and he would absolutely want to stare at dan heng AND you all day. but I like to think that you make the first move between the three of them, not aventurine, which shocks everyone involved LOL