#boss ceo queen if you're feeling dramatic : vera oberlin

[biteyourcrush]

“What exactly are we gawking at now?”

Vera, that’s... that’s not how it’s spelled- oh you probably already know that and are playing this for an awkward joke, huh? The good ol’ “Explain it to me in detail” routine, I gotcha, I gotcha.

[oberlinempire]

“I’ll admit... I’m a little disappointed I missed the clone-fucking talk. It is unashamedly my favorite kink- I’d be the ultimate power couple!”

[biteyourcrush]

@royalreef​ replied: Well there's only one way to stop that, and it's called this fish is happy enough to dip kiss Vera as well— 

Oh shit that was quick. She barely has time to think before she’s getting macked on by a mackerel the local fish princess.

Not that she’s complaining, of course. She’s been far too long without her prescription of Miranda kissies. Still gonna be just a little bit of a huffy tsundere about it, but she wouldn’t be Vera Oberlin if she wasn’t right?

[biteyourcrush]

“Of fucking course it took until Pride Month for this website to stop being homophobic.”

In this case, the definition being ‘inconvenient to her, a member of the alphabet mafia’.

[biteyourcrush]

"Maybe if Vera did more squats, she'd be out of bed by now."

Bitch, you were CHUGGING stamina potions after the first Coral Festival, where do you get off- wait, no, not like that THAT'S NOT HOW I MEANT IT NOOOOOOOOOO-

[biteyourcrush]

I sure did draw this just now at 3am. Metal Gear and Monster Prom brainrot real- and god damn the scattering of which games these guys are from are as chaotic as my muse list. Like obvs Solid Snake, Otacon, and Raiden know each other- but then we’ve got Vera as The Boss, which is honestly not THAT far out and who else could she possibly be- and then just. Hope. As Paz. God damn.

[biteyourcrush]

“As something of a CEO and girlboss myself, there’s one very important rule I always keep in mind.”

“Fuck with the janitorial staff at your own risk.”

[biteyourcrush]

Got a new tablet and so decided to sketch out something a little more headcanon-y. Semi-casual Vera, ready to plan some heists!

[biteyourcrush]

“Anyhow, if you want to fuck someone who’s green, dangerous, and won’t tank your social reputation due to the horrific treatment of the few people you actually consider close- call me.”

[biteyourcrush]

"The fact that Oz sees this attention and doesn't think to monetize his tongue speaks volumes as to why we're the most charismatic students in school and those four are... well, those four."

[biteyourcrush]

Ah, motherhood. The single most complex issue Vera could face, at the intersection of her abandonment issues, her lack of a mom growing up, and her transfeminine nature making her feel robbed of that potential before she could even dream about it.

She was going to need something a LOT stronger to get her through the night, it seemed.

[biteyourcrush]

@purrency​ replied: "Do... you want me to teach you? It's not that hard." 

“Darling, dearest sister- unless you somehow are capable of currently unheard of vocal surgery, I regret to inform you-”

“I literally do not have the biological structures in place to do this.”

[biteyourcrush]

“Alright, show of hands- who else here also technically can’t do kids?”

“Honestly, as it stands? Probably not, ALTHOUGH I don’t doubt that I could figure something out to make it work- don’t think they’d be getting any of my genes, though.”

“Obviously not.”

“Sigh.”

[biteyourcrush]

“...Would it be too forward to show up, drenched in catboy blood with his severed head on a pike on a first date? Obviously, if you want to make an impression then go big or go home- but I don’t want to seem desperate, you know? Just a small gift of solidarity between Veras, and all that.”

[biteyourcrush]

“If anyone tries to ask me “What those snakes do?”

“I will gladly show you. And then you can decorate one of my lawns as an example for anyone else who might ask.”

[biteyourcrush]

@royalreef​ replied: Vicky, team up with her so that they can inflict MAXIMUM damage on Vera..... 

“A two-pronged approach, Miranda you’re a GENIUS!”

Welp. This was happening now. The knight and the princess, conspiring to lay low the assassin. Why was Vicky thinking in terms of their school play roles? Drama, dear reader. Drama is why.