#borealissystem

[tf2fansderogatory]

They All get to Be a Little Pathetic,, As a Treat,,, Engie Cries Over his Machines,,

he takes his mini sentries out for play dates with the enemy team's sentries. when he upgrades them he has a little graduation ceremony. he cries. when they die he experiences real genuine grief. those are his children. he has so many children.

[shittyfolykldaily]

How are you tonight?

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Here once Again for the Ask Game: Demo/Medic

Ough... picture me draping myself dramatically over a piece of furniture rn. My rarest of pairs or whatever. Demomedic FUCKS demomedic is mwah mwah fantastic. Let me justify liking them outside of "I like men" uhhh well one. Science??? They blow up bread and then kiss about it. Two. I think it would be funny. I think Demo is like relatively grounded and Kind Of Normal (kind of) but similar to my feelings about demosolly I think Demo COULD fix Medic but thinks whatever is wrong with him is funny. And he's right. I honestly think they should hang out they could totally hang out. And we know what hang out means around these parts

No unpopular opinions bc literally no one likes them kissing except me. If you do hmu

[presidentbungus]

No No No No With Snipers (adoptive) Parents

Mom: ADHD Dad: Autism Sniper: ADHD and Autism

You dont know HOW MUCH This waters My Crops

oh Hoh hoh… ho ho… Devious Little Ideas in my Devious Little Brain

[shittykankridaily]

How are you?

I’m d9ing decent.

[clowndaydreams]

The idea that Blessing is a walking Pale magnet amuses me Greatly- So how long would it take until Chahut straightens things out with them?

OHHHHHH. This inspires me. Depending on your relationship she will go a few ways about it.

Friend: She would only call you out after you really started making things annoying with all your flirting and suitors. Feels weird. So she'll ask about your culture to ease you into the "you're doin' way Too much in the pale flirTs, friend." talk. Matesprit: Will also wait, but would tell you sooner. She'll bring it up when you're cuddling and say it could cause problems for the 2 of you if you manage to charm the wrong person. She's here to help you adjust of course.

Moirail: She brings this up immediately when she notices this is a Thing you do. When you explain they(the flirting) mean nothing, Chahut will briefly feel insecure and ask if you and her began as 'nothing' too. Of course, you tell her the truth and remind her that it was still her who made you feel pale back despite that. This does comfort her, but she still asks you stop the blatant flirting. It's not becoming and it will cause problems. Kismesis: This is one of the things she hates about you. She hates promiscuity and it was one of the things that made her feel drawn to you in a pitch way. She calls you out for being such a whore and really dives into it when you're arguing/pitch bantering. Leading on so many trolls while pretending it's just normal for humans is such a load of bullcrap! It's close to freaking cheating. Of course, you do explain your side and eventually(after maybe a pailing) she calms down and leaves you alone.

[shittycronusdaily]

Syrup or Honey? (for Pancakes :3)

I DONT EVWEN LIKE PANCAKES BUT HONEY ???? VWHOS PUTTING HONEY ON PANCAKES ?? SYRUP IS THE ONLY RIGHT OPTION

[plural-culture-is]

Plural Culture is Joining discord Servers only to Have the Rest of your System Get you Banned from Them.

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[stuff4stucks]

Moodboard for a Tavros, pitch for their Nepeta for @borealissystem

[december-rains]

Hello friendo, Tis I, The Hug Wizard, would you like a hug? borealissystem sent me

Oh-! Yes please, if that's okay. We're honored.

[askeverypurpleblood]

40 for the Ask Meme

I M:O)THERFUCKIN

L:O)VE

B:O)WTIES.

THE BIG FUNKY ASS CL:O)WN :O)NES ARE M:O)THERFUCKIN AMAZING.

[tf2fansderogatory]

Scout Medic is just Mutual Oh No He's HOT

scout sees medic and hes like. oh no. an older, fatherly man with big strong arms and a broad hairy chest...... thats exactly my type

and medic sees scout and he goes oh no. a clumsy little twink with not a single braincell in his head and fucktons of emotional damage. that's not my type at all but it could be.

[pumpkinofthedale]

How do you think a convo where Cronus and Duelscar meet would go? (Include the other ampora if u want)

Sorry it took me so long to answer this lmao it’s been a heck of a time in the life of bananders [me]

I think overall it would not be a pleasant conversation to be around... like when you see people fighting in public and it’s just overall incredibly uncomfortable to watch.

I dont think dualscar would really have any intention of trying to find cronus and speak with him, but I can definitely imagine cronus basically hunting him down to see what makes him so great. Cronus acts like he’s dualscar and that he’s a really cool dude too, but knowing how he could have turned out if the situation were different eats at him.

Because dualscar was good at what he did. He was the Orphaner. People not only knew who he was, but they also respected him. Which isn’t something that Cronus has ever really experienced. So while Cronus acts like he’s cool with it, he’s incredibly resentful of his way more successful counterpart.

Dualscar likewise doesn’t think much of his counterpart. Soft, needy, pathetic, he’d had the world handed to him on a silver spoon and he still didn’t manage to make anything of himself other than a joke.

Cronus would probably spend the first few sentences of the conversation trying to flirt with Dualscar in some sort of bizarre, uncomfortable form of narcissism mixed with self-loathing. 

But I see Dualscar as an incredibly lonely person too, so even though he’d threaten (and even at times get physically violent with) Cronus I could see them as eventually commiserating on what a shit lot they were dealt. Probably talk shit about Makaras. Definitely not pleasant, but I bet they’d probably be the best people to deal with one another.

*edit* i do want to make it clear that this is not intended as amporacest. Just because Cronus canonically flirts with anything that moves does not mean that he is ever successful. This was intended as platonic hate friends

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Medic has Head Crushing Legs That is All

For REAL and I think he should just be allowed to. Like for gay rights

[presidentbungus]

Despite Everything his Adopted Parents and Sniper love Eachother Very VERY Much

VER YY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH. they have little arguments over his job and stuff but they love each other and every year sniper comes home for a few weeks and it’s like his favorite weeks of the year. he doesn’t hold that much in the world precious but if anyone looked at his parents the wrong way they would be reduced to a fine red mist in about a second or two. they love eachother sooooo much. Family

[autisticsupervillain]

What's your pronouns

He/Him

Although, to be honest, I don't really care. Rabble Dabble was calling me They/Them for months and I didn't even notice.