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[punchlove-blog]

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[lottiies]

BOOOOOOOPPP!!!!!!! ( ◜𖥦◝ )

HIIIII FAWN

BOOPING YOU BACK

help me i put the wrong tag at first LMAOO

[red-dyed-sarumane]

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[notanodinarygirl]

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BOOPING YOU BACK A HUNDRED TIMEEES OR SHALL I say it BOOP¹⁰⁰ 😁

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[silvercaptain24]

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[johanburgerstore]

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[fire-on-the-island]

I wrote this in like 5 minuets for a buddy and they suggested making it into an official shitpost so here have this

@beautifulisbeautiful

Doomfist was reveling in the new attention he was getting. Everyone was practically drooling over his shredded physique, with his nine pack and arms with the same skull-crushing powers of Zarya’s thighs. The time was 11:58 am.

“Beep boop bEEEEPPP boOOooooppp beep.” Bastion cooed, stroking Doomfist’s luXURIOUSLY VELVETY SHOLDER.

“I agree Bastion.” Zenyetta nodded sagely. “Even though what you said was incredibly inappropriate for young ears,” he glanced at D.va, Lućio, and Mei when he said this, “I do understand the feeling behind it.”

The time was now 11:59 am.

“He’s quickly becoming the favorite.” Widowmaker observed with her spIDER EYES THAT COULD CHILL THE SOULS OF ALL WITH THEIR DEATH AND COLDNESS. “I wonder what… He think of this.” Sombra turned to the French arachnid with a raised eyebrow. “You fear to speak his name I see. Any reason why?”

“His name is like that of Beetlejuice. You say it to many times, and he will appear.” Widowmaker responded cryptically, her dementor-like spirit sucking any life and happiness there was away from the ground, keeping it sandy and desertey. Just how he liked it. A tumbleweed ran before them and they knew. His name may not have been spoken, but he was still on his way, if not already here.

“It’s almost time.” Sombra pointed out. “Might as well speak his name now… Just get this over with…” Widowmaker paused, contemplating their options for the time being. This was going to be a messy situation no matter what they did, so honestly-

The bells tolled right on schedule.

It was 12:00 pm.

*High Noon.*

Everyone swung their heads to the cowboy figure, leaning against a poll in true cowboy fashion, and a gasp rang through the crowd.

Cowboy music played in the background and an eagle shrieked as he rose off the poll and sauntered over there with his signature cowboy swagger. Doomfist found himself face-to-face with the Daddy of Overwatch™ himself.

Jesse McCree.

He spat on the ground and leaned in close to the Talon-ass, Overwatch member wannabe.

“Now you listen here, Deathhand-” Jesse snarled, he was cutoff by Doomfist who reminded him-

“It’s Doomfist.”

“Whatever.” McCree spat, “Listen here Doomfist . There can only be one Overwatch husband, and it’s me . I was here first, and I married all 25 of these people first, including myself. So you better learn your place boy, or I’ll meet you at HIIIGGHH NOOONN tomorrow to settle this like real cowboys . Do you understand me?”

Doomfist raised an eyebrow at him. “I do, but I don’t know why I should be intimidated by your presence.” A gasp rang through the crowd again, the other team members began to back away slowly. “I don’t take orders from a John Wayne wannabe.”

McCree chuckled darkly, a sound that made half the team pass out and the other half MELT INSTANTLY FROM HIS PURE, WESTERN BRAND OF HOTNESS. “At least my name doesn’t sound like something out of a gothic porno.” He smirked.

Doomfist was shocked into silence. The entire team made appropriate reaction noises to McCree’s sick burn.

It was glorious and McCree retained the team as his dearly beloveds.

The End.

[bazzledazzled]

*poke*

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[beadsofjaade]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf6NHKofxF8) I did a thing :)