#bonus: my lawyersona throws things at barok van zieks

[turnaboutfairplay]

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i keep meaning to write these two and then telling myself "you know what? it can wait" and then months pass but here:

- phoenix, just post-disbarment, leaves edgeworth a voicemail and it's like...the voicemail interspersed with phoenix trying to pick up the pieces of his life? idk its like. full of parallels and phoenix's signature Let's Ignore My Issues and it's kind of narumitsu but also weird semi-introspective character study type stuff because i have a niche

- more weird semi-introspective character study type stuff about franziska (i have a niche!!!!) because every time i think about her backstory its like. oh my god thats tragic featuring the question is it better to have had a father who loves you and then lost that love or to never have had that love at all? is there ever a chance that you can take the weight of the world off your shoulders? i worry about franziska sometimes and also i think she and sebastian should talk

- i lied here's another one. total nonsense crackfic but i think the funniest way for apollo and trucy to find out they're related is for ema to propose it as a joke and then wake up in the middle of the night like "wait...but what if?" featuring science, conspiracy boards, apollo's fivehead, and ema being right

- this isn't even a coherent fic idea but epic kay and sebastian bestie moments