#bonus if his wife is a rex lapis fanatic

[tanamii]

okokok

zl/morax

but way of the house husband au

zl has retired from being a mafia leader (or his duties as archon ion know) and has settled down with a wife (you), but is still becoming accustomed to regular people (mortal) way of life.

it's like canon but non canon genshin

he's so perfect for this like

imagine zhongli constantly having to explain himself to the millelith

"no, this is not weed. i simply wished to brew my wife a cup of tea."

proceeds to make a cup of tea for the guards while explaining all of the tea's properties.

*hands them each a cup*

"good day."

and fucking leaves

...i kinda wanna write this

yes? no? maybe?

©tanamii