#bonless

[ladynightshade30]

Temperature Play (Modern A/U)

Author’s Notes: So, I think it’s pretty clear that the list I was using to inspire me is more or less being used as an inspiration for my own list. Oh well.  Anyways, this is another prompt that takes place during a possible Modern A/U where everyone is in bands, with the Lothbrok boys being metal and Eadwulf being pop. Ivar and Eadwulf are already in a relationship.

Eadwulf stepped into Ivar’s flat and pressed a kiss against his cheek. 

“Hey, Honey,” she said as she dropped her trench coat over the arm of the couch. “How was practice?”

“Good,” he answered as he closed the door and joined her on the couch. “How did your day go?”

“It went well, I managed to write two new songs for my planned upcoming album.”

“Good girl,” Ivar said as he pulled her legs across his own so he could remove her knee-high boots. 

“How are your legs?”

“Good.” 

“I’m glad. How’s your mother?”

“She’s good. She wants to know if you are coming to family dinner Friday night.”

“Yes,” Eadwulf said.

“Are you going to bring Heahmund?”

“Not this time. He says he’s going to be busy all weekend.”

“That’s too bad,” Ivar said as he ran his hands up and down her legs. 

Eadwulf made a noise somewhere between agreement and pleasure. “Yes. When are our reservations?” 

“Not for a couple more hours.”

Eadwulf hummed in thought as she settled deeper into the couch. “Wanna play?”

Ivar turned to look at her, a sly grin spreading across his face. “With you? Always. What did you have in mind?”

“Ice?”

“Sounds good,” Ivar said, laying an affectionate smack on her thigh. “I’ll get the ice. Go get on the bed in nothing but your undergarments.”

“Yes, Sir.”

That said, they both got up from the couch and while Ivar headed toward the kitchen, Eadwulf headed for the bedroom, stripping out of her clothing on the way there.

When Ivar joined her, she was already on her stomach on the bed, her legs waving in the air. Ivar grinned and quickly joined her, placing the bowl of ice on the bedside table. He reached out and slapped her rare end, earning a groan of pleasure from the redhead; before he soothed the skin with the same hand. 

“Do you want me to turn over?” she asked dreamily as he trailed his fingertips up and down the line of her spine. 

“No, I like you just like this,” he said before giving her another whack.

Ivar reached for an ice cub and slowly ran it against the buttcheck he had hit, soothing the burn. He trailed the ice up her spine and over her shoulder, licking up the melting water as he went. 

“You good?” he asked as he started making spirals on her back with the ice.

Eadwulf sighed in pleasure and nodded, only to be smacked on the ass by Ivar.

“I need words Pretty.”

“Yes, I’m good.”

Another smack. “Yes, what?”

“Yes, my Prince, I’m good.”

“Good Pet.”

Ivar continued drawing swirls onto Eadwulf’s back before he moved on to writing words. “Can you tell what I am writing?”

Eadwulf hummed for a moment before concentrating on what he was writing on her back. “Move. In. With. Me? Move in with me? You want me to move in with you?”

“Yes, Pet.”

Eadwulf smiled at him over her shoulder. “I would love to move in with you.”

“Good,” Ivar said, giving her a quick kiss before pressing the ice cube to her lips and pushing it into her mouth. “We can start moving you in next week.”

Eadwulf hummed happily as she looked around. “Where are we going to put Mary’s cage?”

“We’ll figure it out,” Ivar promised. “Now, roll over.”

“Yes, my Prince.” Eadwulf rolled over and placed her hands on her stomach. 

“No, hands at your sides on the bed.”

“Yes my Prince.”

Ivar trailed the melting ice cube over her nipple, circling the nub before pulling it into his mouth, causing Eadwulf to moan softly. He nipped it and pulled away as he trailing the ice cube over to her other breast, repeating the cycle. He put the ice cube in his mouth and sucked on her breast getting a groan out of her at the mix of the cold ice and his warm breath. Slowly, he pulled away and trailed a new ice cube down the middle of her stomach, tracing the edge of her panty line. She held her breath as he trailed it down to her lace covered slit. 

“Ivar,” Eadwulf moaned as he pushed the cube into her slit rubbing it against her clit. 

He chuckled and trailed it back up before sliding it inside her panties, pressing the cold object against her opening before sliding it inside. “How does that feel my Pretty?”

“Wonderful,” she gasped.

“Good to hear,” Ivar said as he repeated the action with a new cube. 

Ivar grabbed another one and slid his hand inside her panties rubbing it against her clit, smirking down at her as she cried out and arched her back. 

“Ivar!” she cried out as the pleasure became too much and she orgasmed.

“Good girl,” he purred setting the ice cube aside before crawling on top of her and rubbing his crotch agaisnt her. “Now, shall we get to the main event?”

Eadwulf made a soft noise of pleasure as she wrapped her arms around his neck, kissing him passionately. “Yes, please.”

Ivar grinned and with her help wiggled out of his pants, before sliding inside her causing them both to moan in pleasure. He started slowly before building up speed and power as he eagerly thrusted inside of her. Her nails dug into his back, leaving scratches in their wake. He balanced on one arm and reached for the bowl of ice, grabbing one and placing it where their bodies were joined. They both moaned at the contact and that was all Eadwulf needed to fall over the edge of pleasure, bringing Ivar with her not long after. 

They lay their panting, bodies still joined, in a tangle of limbs before Ivar climbed off of her and they both crawled beneath the heated blanket. Ivar pulled her into his arms and rubbed her back.

“You alright?” he asked giving her a quick kiss.

“Yeah, just cold,” she answered as she buried her face into his neck.

Ivar nodded and reached for the remote to turn the blanket on and set the heat level to medium. 

“Yes.”

“Yes, what?”

“I will move in with you.”

“Good. I can’t wait.”

@youbloodymadgenius

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

My mom bought me this book for Christmas

The Resurrectionist by EB Hudspeth, a fantasy field guide full of anatomical illustrations of monsters and cryptids.

The musculoskeletal systems are fun to look at, but not nearly as in-depth as I would have liked. If you have more than a passing knowledge of taxonomy (or in my case, access to Wikipedia), a lot of the details fall apart under scrutiny

The harpy has four upper limbs connected to one shoulder girdle; it shouldn't have arms, only wings

The sphinx is not classified as a mammal, but is still somehow in the family Felidae with cats (and like the harpy is also drawn with only two girdles despite having six limbs. I will give the author credit for giving the sphinx a keel for the wing muscles to attach to)

It lists the Hindu deity Genesha as a cryptid, which is a no-no.

Cerberus is also explicitly not a mammal, but somehow still a canine (literally in the species Canis with wolves, dogs, and coyotes)

Both mermaids and dragons are listed as members of the order Caudata; the only extant members of Caudata are salamanders, which kinda makes sense for dragons, but not so much for mermaids (also, the author keeps playing it fast and loose with cladistics; both mermaids and dragons are in the same order despite being in different classes, and while dragons are explicitly said to be amphibians, mermaids are given the fictional class mammicthyes, which means mammal-fish. At that point, why not just call mermaids amphibians? Why make up a fake latin hybrid name?)

But what bugs me most of all is the classification of the Minotaur as its own order of mammal when in mythology it is explicitly described as a hybrid of two known species (made possible only by the cruel machinations of the divine, but still)

To use actual taxonomical nomenclature, the minotaur's species would be B. taurus × H. sapiens (specifically B. taurus♂ × H. sapiens♀; there are, to my knowledge, no legends of H. sapiens♂ × B. taurus♀). That's how ligers, tigons, mules, zorses, pizzly bears, narlugas, etc., are described.

If I had written this book, I would have leaned more into evolutionary biology. Most land animals have four limbs because they all evolved from boney lobe-finned fish, which split off from the boneless sharks and rays millions of years earlier, so any six-limbed vertebrates would need to be descended from a fictitious category of six-finned fish which would either be an offshoot of boney fish/tetrapods (I guess they'd be hexapods, though that term refers to insect arthropods), OR a precursor to boney and cartilaginous fish that both clades split away from much earlier (it's easier to lose structures than to gain them, so it makes more sense for a six-limbed ancestor to spawn four-limbed descendants than the other way around).

Think about how different elephants are from humans, and humans are from aligators, and aligators are from penguins, and remember that they all evolved from the same ancestor tiktaalik, an amphibious fish that existed some 375 million years ago. Imagine a precursor six-limbed species and how diverse all its descendants would look after 400 million years. Save for the occasional instance of convergent evolution causing two unrelated species to independently evolve similar body plans to fill the same niche, tetrapods and hexapods would look nothing alike. There would be very little recognizable overlap between the two. A six-limbed "pegasus" would not look like a real world horse, and a six-limbed "dragon" would not look reptilian/dinosaur-ish, for much the same reason that giraffes don't look like frogs; they're just too distantly related. Bonless sharks and boney fish and whales/dolphins all have similar looking bodyplans only because their environment requires the same hydrodynamic shape, while terrstrial vertebrates are much more physically diverse.

[tastefulstars]

picture: Eddie's sitting on the floor in front of you, resting his back against your legs. His hair is damp, freshly washed and you're gently carding your fingers through, untangling the knots. He's completely relaxed, soft, pliant and bonless and you work your magic. Quiet, appreciative moans reach your ears as you play with his hair, and you gently twist and curl the strains of his hair around your fingers.

[gaann]

炙り十勝豚丼

Dinner on Jan.15th,2024

Thick Sliced Grilled Bonless Pork Rib Bowl with Sweet Soy Sauce.

Miso Soup.

[llumimoon]

GIVE ME ALL YOUR HEADCANONS FOR MARLOAKWORTHY AND LOVESONG GO!

YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAAYAYAYYA OKAY SO

Marloakworthy!!!!

I feel like Hermie is very. touch and go when it comes to physical contact and affection. It's very hard for them to feel safe and comfortable and prolonged contact isn't something they're used to so they have a bit of an aversion to it. BUT ON THE OFF CHANCE THEY ARE UP FOR CUDDLES...... just like a bonless sack of demon on their partners its purr central its soooo <3333333 also TAIL....., WRAPPING AROUND NORM OR SCARY WHEN THEYRE AROUND ...... SO CUTES............

Normal LOVES holding both their hands. Its his favorite thing like he doesn't even care that he cant hold or interact with anything he loves it. He also LOVES any kind of affection. You can see him clinging to them all the time when they allow it he loves hugs and kisses and just being around them its sooo <3333333

Scary secretly writes poetry about them . or maybe not so secretly . its cute. She doesn't understand Hermie and Normal's silly school rivalry shit sometimes but she does like goading them on because its funny. Whatever side she picks is up to how she feels that day! She also is less uh Vocal about how she feels but she does show it through actions and physical touch a lot.

LOVESONG <3333

Okay i will admit some of these may be stolen or adopted from my good friend Nyx who got me into the ship to begin with NWBEFWYAHAHHAA but I do like the idea of them having a secret relationship in their teens that no one ended up finding out about and that Sparrow ended because of the ~chosen one prophecy~ when he realized he needed to start a family to fix the shit Lark and him caused . It really puts more salt in the wound and rubs in the betrayal from Nicky's end.

I also like the idea of Sparrow letting out his more rebellious and bossy side around Nicky which is a side other people rarely get to see anymore after faerun. And Nicky being totally into it JWBECWUAHAHA

Its also very very cute thinking about artist and musician as a pair ..... Sparrow painting his guitar maybe or Nicky writing a song for him.

I SEE LOVESONG AS T4T SO IT WAS REALLY HARD TO NOT USE SHE/HER PRONOUNS FOR SPARROW WHEN WRITING THIS .

[croissantlover24]

Yeah can I gte uhhhhh bonless pizaa with uh two litre a coke

Therapist Moon: We don’t… what? I don’t sell food.

[sillythingymcjiggy123]

Why do they call it an oven when you ove in the cold food hot eat the food?

So does that mean waffles are bonless?

[himbohotline]

bonless banquet :3

[lysolbabey]

i met an angel tonight

she served me bonless wings

and called me mama

[thatonegaybastard]

I want to animate or at least type out that one fucking thing.i forgot thename but its from the series sumi likes with the bonless pizza. that one episode where the main character is getting interrogated like the one fhat goes "welocne to the interoGAYYYYYtion. the detective gonna come thru and when he do, you better fes, the FUCK UP" "you need to pipe THE FUCK DOWN" that one. I want to do that with the thing with fisher fiddler but I have exactly 2 charac tree rs which is not enough so alas

[key-lime-soda]

can I get a fucking uhhhhhhhhhhh bonless boy /ref

sorry we ran out, but we haveboneless pizza

[uswnt5]

Question: flats, drums, or boneless wings?

I prefer boneless or drums because I like to dip them and boneless because I hate the sauce on my hands! I see a very spirited debate on fb about it so I thought I’d bring it over here haha

bonless for sure then drummies then flats for the same reasons as you plus boneless just has way more meat

[motivacionyentretenimiento]

Estilo de vida

풀영상] 순살 후라이드 ���킨🍗+치즈 오븐 스파게티 두 번째 먹방 도전 Bonless Fried Chicken & Cheese O...

[fivetontales]

I love science fiction and fantasy for different reasons, and almost equally. One of the reasons fantasy has a slight edge over sci fi, in my head, is because of something I noticed regarding alien species vs non-human fantasy species.

See, in most of the media I have partaken in, fantasy is more likely to have truly inhuman sentient non-humans. Dragons are usually more intelligent than humans. Orcs are the same basic shape but they are different enough that you won't mistake one for a human without disguise magic. The smallfolk are similar to humans yes, but again, very easily distinguished by the fact they only come up to a human's knees or hips.

In Science Fiction... it's more likely that an alien species, in my experience, is just... pointy eared human, or antenna having human, or eyebrow ridge human, or human but with an exotic skin tone that honestly could be a human that got a cosmetic gene surgery if the genre is right for it.

I would love to find some sci fi that defies this trope, if y'all know of any. I'll be contributing to the pile with my current project. The Interstellar Species Federation of my first novel consists of 5 alien races that are anatomically pretty diverse. Humans are there of course, but be prepared to brush elbows with giant wolf bipeds, amphibious snake and octopus people, bonless goblins, and a species of chitinous folks that have body shapes ranging from beetle-like to mothman!

[3rddimension]

I was thinking since the anon before caught Courtney talking bout a new tattoo idea, it got me thinking. What if she got a little skeleton for her Bonless character? I always thought it was her best, that or Janice always kills me😂

The actually love the one from Smosh t-shirts. It will be looking great as the tattoo!

[mikumanogi-blog]

2023-05-25 “Teresa’s because of Teresa for Teresa” Tereblog #62 [ENG]

I chose this blog title from a submission, Maken (temporary) san, thank you ✨

 Heyo it’s Teresa.

Thank you for coming to read my blog today ＼(^^)／

 For the first time in a while I’m going answer some questions that were asked on Letters

 Observed food ▼

Bonless pork rib don (with a photo of Ikeda to accompany it 🐽)

A clump of ham, probably smoked

A handmade Seada

Some kind of food truck

A kiss tempura ( ˘ ³˘)

Tamagotoji hamburg steak that looked like an omurice

Soft and flaky fillet sandwich

Sesame balls

 By the way right now Ikeda is eating a salmon and camembert croissant. Delicious 🥐

 Q&A.

✉️ Which do you prefer, chicken or pork?

(letter name: Dakishimeteiru!)

🕊️Hmmm… I can’t decide. But I think I like tonkatsu less than karaage … yup, I think I’ll hold back on answering!!!! Speaking of which Aya gave me 21 piece of karaage as a present for my birthday (this is the second time this year I’ve been tortured by karaage) The honey miso was delicious. 🐝⋆

 ✉️ There’s a Midsummer National Tour performance in Okinawa this year isn’t there. Teresa-san have you ever been to Okinawa?

(Letter name: Mao)

🕊 I have ('-'ㅇ)

But I’m not a big fan of the ocean and so I would earnestly pick up shells with my mother and also making Okinawan Lions!!!! We have a lot of them at home (ฅ˙Ⱉ˙ฅ)

 ✉️ The other day I was inspired by Teresa-pan and I went to get a fluffy crab and named it ‘Kani-pan’ and I love it. Tere-pan did you name your crab?

(Letter name: Hitori bocchi no breath)

🕊 There’s no need to identify crabs 🦀

✉️Heyo Tere-pan 🐼 Today, May 20th, in China has the meaning “I love” Wo ai ni

(Letter name: Teretenaide Shakitsu toshite!)

🕊 Heyo, well then I guess I 520 you 🫶🏻🐼

 ✉️What part of the graduation concert made you tear up the most?

(Letter name: Chi)

🕊 Probably on day two during “Hito ha Yume ow nidomiru’. It’s not good to surprise people like that Asuka-san!!!!

 ✉️ Family dog, smells good, cat odor is good too but dog odor is great. Tere-chan, since you started living on your own what dog breed would you get if you were to get a dog?

(letter name: Nanu)

🕊I would want to get a really big dog or a really small dog 🐶🐕🐾 I haven’t even met the family dog in over half a year.

✉️ Do you talk to any other Sakamichi members?

If you have any stories of going out to eat please tell them!

(letter name: Mabumi Sensei)

🕊I often read the blogs of other Sakamichi members but apparently the other 5th generation members have been steadly creating communities without me knowing about it ( ; ; ) why am I so shy…

But during the 5th generation LIVE Shogenji Yoko-san gave me a letter. For me it’s an important treasure and my only connection ^ ^ It’s nice to dream about having idols in the same grade as you in school, I’m jealous.

Food? I only ate lamb with Aruno, seriously. I live in a tiny community. 🐑

I want to eat horse next.

 ✉️ Teresa are you perhaps interested in chemistry? I recently so a chemistry experiment and I’ve been addicted to it

(letter name: Koizumi)

🕊 Your hoppy is watching chemistry experiment!? Ho..hobby……  I took a basic chemistry course and got marks on my report.

 ✉️ Thank you for your hard work Teresa, are you tired?

(Letter name: T)

🕊The first day after a holiday is rough isn’t it! That’s why I live everyday like it’s Friday I also do good morning auditions ☀️

 The end!!

 The cake Hina gave me for my birthday celebration 🎂

  Yesterday was Kuu-tan’s birthday! Congratulations on turning 20 \( ¨̮ ( ¨̮ ( ¨̮ )/

I hope you have a good year. Happy Birthday to everyone that has a birthday today!

 Well then!

 Thank yo-yo for reading until the end ( ･_･)/-------◎

 Bye for now

 #Tereblog #62(One and only Tere-pan)

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