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thewuzzy · 3 years ago

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9 11 10 update predictions

charles returns to britain and is immediately promoted to senior advisor to the queen. jean grey gets adopted into the royal household and princess margaret immediately teaches her how to chain smoke

charles ingratiates himself as the new acceptable face of the british mutant establishment and thereby negotiates a new treaty with the EBS where future child soldiers are only stolen from the welsh borders and the outer hebrides

jean encourages charles’ penguin to waddle up to various ministers and peck them in the eye if they don’t vote with charles. jean thinks this is hilarious, society is outraged, charles insists he has no idea what is happening

raven invites charles to join her underground mutant resistance trying to assassinate the queen and institue a republic, and is completely bamboozled that charles in now on first name basis with the woman who obliquely sent him to his death. ‘but if you met her you’d see she was doing it for the greater good, my dear. she didn’t have a choice, the gulf stream raven darling --’

raven has accreted an entourage of admiring mutant orphans much like nancy from oliver twist, if nancy could and would kill both bill sykes and charles dickens

charles invites raven to debate mutant politics over tea in halls at oxford. raven outlines her plan to blow up the houses of parliament. charles is shocked and offended and says ‘this isn’t you, my dear.’ raven says ‘it’s the champage socialism for me, you twink prick’ and storms out completely blue and naked. at least 2 deans of colleges faint as she leaves

charles has a grand old time going to cabinet meetings and committees on ‘the mutant issue’ that never go anywhere. raven gets bored and so kidnaps the duke of edinburgh and forces him to make a televised address to the nation at gunpoint declaring equal rights for mutants

meanwhile in america, kurt singlehandedly destroys free west morale by teleporting into the middle of stryker’s propaganda speech, farting loudly in the microphone, and then running

moira clubs vice president slade to death with charles’ gemstone

emma thinks she may forgive charles for trying to run because it would be entertaining to bring this vapid twink back to the fold via the medium of *lots of torture* but she WILL NOT forget the kidnap of jean and so for this charles must DIE

emma is so distracted by rage so logan and marie finally have the chance to BOINK. they go at it like small predatory mammals and several items in the mansion get destroyed in the proceedings

erik stalks charles across the atlantic by creating a raft out of melted barbed wire, spending three days rolling on the ocean waves wearing only stained corduroy trousers and carrying a machete in his teeth

erik slams open the door to idfk, baliol college, while charles is trying to flirt with someone at a formal. erik is naked, dripping wet, and for some reason smeared in badger faeces. they immediately fuck

they fuck in the bodleian

they fuck on the white cliffs of dover

they fuck on the road to coventry

charles puts the crown on the statue of erik in his mind and that just does something. erik remembers everything and it’s brutal

charles and emma go 1 v 1 irl for the fate of the eastern seaboard. just, truly enormous amounts of shit explodes. waves of brain pain lance out across the atlantic, everyone in a 5000km radius gets a migraine

emma has the advantage of experience and skill, but charles starts to overpower emma through raw brute strength. but then emma unleashes a factory re-set erik on charles like a rabid rottweiler

erik is seconds from ripping charles’ throat out with his teeth when raven yells ‘Oi, furzknödel!!!’ and throws princess alexandra at his head. fluff hits his face. she mews and erik’s eyes unglaze over. he whispers ‘Geschikte rabe’ one last time before turning around to murder emma using thousands of tiny knitting needles

president mactaggert of the free west and prime minister darkholme of great britain negotiate a peace treaty and create a feminist mutant utopia

charles gets blindlingly drunk at the peace celebrations and makes some speech about the power of friendship which repeatedly quotes the iliad and everyone tries desperately to ignore him

charles and erik fuck under the canape table. azazel tries to join in and this goes very unpleasantly for everyone

!!!! they all live happily ever after !!!!

#manifesting updates #MANIFESTING #9 11 10 #cherik #charles x erik #maddy liveblogs 9 10 11

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aremewkiddingme · 4 years ago

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What do you think Signless will do when he finds out you’ve been boinking his murderer?

ASK ME WHAT THE FURICK

WHICH I WILL BE MURR THAN HAPPY TO ANSWER, AS OUR RELATIONSHIP IS NYOT SO SHALLOW AS MEW ALL S33M TO THINK

PAWLSO, DON'T MESSAGE ME EFUR AGAIN IF MEW ARE GOING TO CLAWNTINUE TO REFUR TO AN INTIMATE BUT COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP BETW33N ADULTS AS 'BOINKING'

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just-a-spark · 4 years ago

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The Before, and The After Part 7

A Knives Out Story

Series Masterlist

Warnings: Language, Sexual Content (18+ to be safe)

Summery: A wealthy classmate of Meg’s becomes close to the family, a little too close to the playboy grandson of Harlan Thrombey. The events leading up to, and following, Harlan Thrombey’s death.

Alan Stevens and his assistant Sally met Phil and Elizabeth at the front door, but she was quickly approached by Lieutenant Elliott from the side of the house, “Mrs. Stevens, nice to see you again. I hear you think you know something of use after all.”

“I told you last time we spoke, I don’t know what happened to Harlan. I thought it was a suicide.” Elizabeth struggled as Phil held he upper arm gently, but she looked at him like he was dragging her.

Elliott put his hand up to stop Phil from coming farther, seeing the hostile situation rising, “We did too, but we are starting to think we were wrong. Since we last spoke a private investigator was hired anonymously to look into Mr. Thrombey’s suicide. And now, seeing as all of his assets are being left to his caregiver instead of his family, we are thinking there’s more to the story.”

“And what does any of that have to do with me?” Elizabeth growled as she pulled her arm away from Phil, but he stared at her coldly and she reached over and stroked his arm fondly, “I’m sorry, I’m just... emotional.”

“We’re expecting our first child. Elizabeth has taken Harlan’s death hard because she was hoping they could patch up their relationship before the baby came.” Phil provided and Elliot nodded with a little grin breaking across his face.

“Doctor’s appointment the other day?”

“First one.” Elizabeth confirmed, looking up toward the open door, “Are they still here?”

“Everyone but Marta and Hugh Drysdale. He picked her up and left, Blanc and Trooper Wagner are looking for them now. His car isn’t easy to hide.” Elliott explained slowly, “Why don’t we go sit around back on the patio. Maybe your husband could get you a lemonade or something, the family is milling about in a tizzy, but I’m sure they’d help him out.” Detective Elliott looked up to Phil and he nodded with a smile, heading toward the front door to join his frazzled looking father.

Elizabeth led the way to the patio, knowing the way well after the time she’d spent in the big house. She knew all the secret rooms and secret roads and secret drawers that held secret notes. At one point, she almost thought of herself as family. “Detective Elliott, I’m not sure what my husband wants me to prove. I just told him I was surprised Ransom took Marta. He’s not... the caring type.” She decided after a moment, but as he stared at her blankly, she added, “He’s up to something.”

“From what I gathered before the will reading began, Ransom knew he was being cut from the will. Walter’s young son overheard Harlan and Ransom yelling about it the night of the party, but Ransom was seen leaving long before the time of death. Meg left after Ransom and Marta was seen leaving around midnight before Meg returned. However,” Elliott paused, trying to gauge Elizabeth’s measured reaction, “The security tape from that evening was tampered with, so we can’t confirm when Meg arrived back at the house. Since you’re here-”

“Are you insinuating the Meg killed Harlan?” Elizabeth asked, completely dumbstruck by the idea. “She’s the only decent member of that family, she is the only person who gives a shit about anyone but herself. How dare you?” Elizabeth hissed, pushing herself to her feet, but Elliott matched her movements, cutting her off from leaving.

“Why did you say Ransom wouldn’t help Marta?”

“Because he’s an asshole.”

“Do you think they’re in it together?”

Elizabeth spit out a laugh, then realized Elliott wasn’t kidding, “You’re serious?”

“Ma’am, I don’t know any of these people, but somebody is dead and someone sent a heap of cash to a renowned investigator to flush out a supposed murderer. All I can do is try to put the dots together.”

“Marta would never hurt Harlan. She was his best friend.” Elizabeth said boldly, crossing her arms and staring the man down.

“Linda and several members of the family seem to think she was having... a relationship with Harlan.” Elliott supplied and Elizabeth laughed so loud tears came out. “I’m guessing that’s a no?”

“Absolutely not! That’s hilarious. My gosh.” Elizabeth cried, looking over to her left to see Meg peek out the window. “You can trust Marta, and Meg. They are good people.”

“And Ransom?” Elliott pressed and Elizabeth shrugged.

“He’s an asshole, but I don’t think he has the capacity to pull off murder, if you know what I mean.” She teased but Elliott continued to stare at her blankly until her joking expression fell, “He’s stupid.”

“Right. Blanc should be back soon, I know he’ll want to ask you some questions. Unless you have another appointment to keep?”

Elizabeth shook her head lightly, looking back to the window to see Meg scratching behind her ear with an annoyed look on her face. “No. I’m free all day.”

“Good. From the looks of things the Thrombeys are keeping your father-in-law busy. Perhaps your husband can help him sort through all their... theories.” Elliott chuckled, gesturing toward the door and Elizabeth took the opportunity to take her leave.

Once inside, she leaned against the glass with Meg, “Is this what you’ve been dealing with the past two days?”

“Yeah, but he’s the least of your worries. Wait until you meet the other guy.” She grumbled, keeping her eyes low.

Elizabeth noticed how cold she was acting, so she reached out and grabbed Meg’s arm supportively, “Listen, he- he asked about you. I told him you were wonderful and they’d be wasting their time to even consider you-”

“Elizabeth.” Phil’s voice cut her off from the library and she looked up, then looked to Meg curiously, but the brunette showed no emotion, she just continued to stare down and hold her sleeve as if to protect herself.

“What’s happening?”

“Aunt Linda found something weird in one of Granddad’s books.”

“Shit.”

Elizabeth padded down the hallway toward the library, wishing she could dig her heels into the ground and avoid the coming conflict. She could already hear Linda snarling at Joni through the open door, and she was steeling her nerves to receive a lashing.

When she appeared inside the library, Linda flared up and stormed toward her, pointing accusingly as Richard and Walter tried to hold her back, “All this time, all this time we thought you trailed along with Meg to get close to my father so he could help you with your books, maybe even give you money, but all this time... you were boinking my father?!”

“I didn’t think it was a big- wait, what?” Elizabeth’s explanation stalled out when she registered what Linda was accusing her of. She narrowed her eyes thoughtfully, imagining all the love letters she’d exchanged with H. “Oh.”

“You what? Didn’t think it was a big deal? What the fuck, Eliza.” Linda tried to come after the girl, but Phil blocked her from the family.

“It explains why you always tagged along with Meg, and why you’d even come by yourself sometimes.” Joni barked, putting her hands on her hips, “I considered you another daughter, and this whole time, you were just using all of us to get money!”

“No, no it’s not like that at all...” Elizabeth trailed off, wanting to blurt out the truth, but the implications of that could lead to another shocking discovery, and if she told the whole truth and everything she knew, then they’d think what she thought and... “We weren’t having a relationship. Not like that. I was not, as you say, boinking, Harlan.” Elizabeth snarled, looking up as if asking Harlan forgiveness for what she was about to do, “We never acted on anything. They’re just letters. Imaginary letters, like a writing exercise.”

Linda paled but Walt leaned forward on his cane curiously, “Exactly how many letters did you two write back and forth?”

“A few.” Elizabeth said and when the family stared at her questioningly, she muttered quietly, “dozen.”

Linda threw her hands in the air and turned away, unable to look at the woman anymore. Walt looked to Alan and asked, “Assuming we get the publishing company back, am I allowed to publish those?” He was met with a slew of confused glances, “As a tribute to Dad...as his... lost works?”

“Walt, what the fuck?” Joni yelled out and Richard began berating the pair as Phil carefully backed Elizabeth out of the room so they could talk alone.

“How long was this going on?” He asked sternly and she just looked from the family to him in panic.

“Three years we wrote back and forth, but I swear on my life, I never slept with Harlan Thrombey.” She said honestly, pressing a hand to her stomach protectively, “I broke it off when we got married.”

“Married? Not dating, not even engaged?” Phil pressed and Elizabeth bared her teeth in a nervous smile.

“No.” She mewed, “It was like a game. It made me a better writer. But before the wedding, we stopped completely.”

“Where are all the letters?” Phil asked, looking over his shoulder as the yelling intensified, “Lizzie, we need to get those letters.”

She looked past him, “They’re kind of everywhere, but there’s one book. I need to take it.”

“No, you need to hand it over to the authorities, there could be something in those letters that helps with the investigation.” Phil prodded and Elizabeth’s eyes widened.

Yeah, I’m sure there is...

“I want to leave. Now.” Elizabeth said sternly, knowing she had no power over the situation. Phillip looked to his father, who sat in a chair in the far corner massaging his head as the family fought, “Please, Phillip. They’ll eat me alive. Nothing happened between Harlan and I. None of it was real, you have to believe me. I swear on my life, I swear on our child’s life, I had no relationship with Harlan Thrombey.”

“I believe you.” Phillip said after a moment, taking her elbow and gently guiding her toward the front door to leave, picking up the pace when he realized the family had noticed. “Let’s get out of here.”

Suddenly a silver Crossover slid to a stop on the gravel, effectively blocking the couple from leaving. A tall, lean man in a tweed suit emerged and studied the pair, then the family crowding behind them. He smirked and cooed at the nervous woman in a heavy drawl, “What have I missed?”

Three Months Earlier

“I cannot condone this, Elizabeth, I will not have you become a gold digger!”

Elizabeth scoffed at Harlan’s words as she whipped around, staring down the older man sitting on his couch in his study, “I am not a gold digger! Phil loves me, and he’s going to take care of me. This is what I want-”

“No, it’s not. I’ve seen you with him, you couldn’t care less for that man. Alan is a dear friend of mine, and I can’t let you marry his son just because he’s a lawyer. You’re better than this, you’re worth more than this!” Harlan yelled back and Lizzie made a quiet down motion toward her mentor as she looked over her shoulder at the closed door. “I will not quiet down, I care about you, and I won’t see you throw away your life!”

“What would you have me do Harlan?” Lizzie cried out, kneeling down in front of him as tears filled her eyes. She pushed one fiery curl behind her ear and sniffled, “Harlan, I’m floundering. Nobody’s buying my books. I have no money, without Phil I’d be homeless.”

“If money is what you need, you know I’ll take care of it! I’ll give you whatever you need, all you have to do is ask, just- don’t marry Alan’s boy.” Harlan bartered as Lizzie held his hands in hers, but she lifted her head to look at him and her tears turned to anger.

“How dare you? This is the problem Harlan- this- this is why your family is so fucked up! You can’t buy away your problems with money. You can’t baby them into submission, you’re just fucking them up worse!” Elizabeth’s breath was shaky as she swallowed her salty tears, “I know what you want for me, and I want that too, but there’s a third party who isn’t so easily moved. You can’t pay me off to stay somebody’s whore for the rest of my life. That’s not fair, I deserve to be taken care of, I deserve to be loved too.”

“And you have two men who love you, but you only return affection for one of them, so why are you choosing the other?” Harlan pressed and she pulled her hands away and stood quickly, backing away as the wheels began to turn.

“Because your grandson doesn’t want a wife and doesn’t want a job and doesn’t want to change and I need more out of life. If he got his head out of his ass and actually tried to do something with himself, I’d be with him in a heartbeat, and you know it. You’re trying to buy Ransom a good influence, but he’s a hopeless cause. I’m marrying Phillip. Pay off someone else to be your granddaughter.”

Elizabeth turned and flung open the door, stampeding down the stairs as Harlan followed her slowly. She practically flew to the main floor of the mansion, passing by Linda and Richard who were visiting. “Lizzie? Honey, what’s wrong?”

Before she could reach the door, Harlan leaned over the railing of the second floor staircase and called out, “Wait.” She paused and looked up at her, her arm trembling as she clenched the doorframe. “If you walk out that door, you’re cutting ties with all of us.”

“I should have never come in the first place. It’s something I can never come back from.” Lizzie cried and sprinted into her new Mercedes Benz and drove away for the last time.

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notthedisneyyourelookingfor · 7 years ago

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Hello! I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to add/reblog your post with/make a second post with descriptions of the prize images in your giveaway? I can't load the images for some reason. Sorry, and thanks!

NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE. YOUR REQUEST IS PERFECTLY VALID.

Sure thing! …and I’ll edit the main post with a link to this list !

PRIZES FOR “BIGGEST TUMBLR GIVEAWAY EVER ?”

Blu Rays

Tinkerbell and the Neverbeast

Oliver and Company

The Rescuers + The Rescuers Down Under

Robin Hood

Aristocats

The Jungle Book

The Sword in the Stone

101 Dalmations

Sleeping Beauty

Peter Pan

Enchanted

The Little Mermaid

Aladdin

The Hunchback of Notre Dame + The Hunchback of Notre Dame II

Hercules

Atlantis: The Lost Empire + Atlantis: Milo’s Return

Treasure Planet

Wreck-It Ralph

Frozen

Big Hero 6 (Blu Ray only, missing DVD disc)

Zootopia

Coraline Limited Edition Gift Set

Complete Lithograph Sets

Tinkerbell and the Neverbeast

Peter Pan

101 Dalmations

The Jungle Book

The Little Mermaid

Aladdin

Frozen

Big Hero 6

Zootopia

Disney Movie Rewards Exclusive Lithographs

Tinkerbell and the Neverbeast + Big Hero 6

DVDs

Harold & Kumar White Castle unrated

My Name is Earl complete series

The Boondocks seasons 1 & 2

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show (ep. 1-24)

The Love Guru

National Lampoon’s Van Wilder unrated

Juice

Final Destination 3

Drillbit Taylor

Hustle & Flow

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles complete original trilogy

Frozen: Target Exclusive Bonus Disc

Music CDs

Linkin Park - Meteora

Ne-Yo - Because of You

2Pac - 2Pacalypse Now

2Pac - Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.

2Pac (Thug Life) - Volume I

2Pac - Me Against the World

2Pac - All Eyez on Me

2Pac (Makaveli) - The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory

2Pac - Nu Mixx Klazzics Vol. 2 (Evolution: Duets & Remixes)

Miley Cyrus - Breakout

Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana 2 / Meet Miley Cyrus

Billy Ray Cyrus - Some Gave All

Oasis - Dig Out Your Soul

Sassey - The Sassey Project

Sassey f/ Ghetto Romeo - Kiss You (single + instrumental + a capella)

Method Man - Tical

Soul for Real - Candy Rain

Coraline Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

Classic Swing: The UK Mixes Album

Nappy Roots - The Humdinger

Tha Dogg Pound - Dogg Chit

Jin - I Promise

Redman - Red Gone Wild

Ant Chedda - The Process of Progress

Drew Da Legend - Boink Muzik

Frozen: 2-Disc Deluxe Edition Soundtrack

Video Game Systems

Super Nintendo Entertainment System + AC adapter & A/V cable

Nintendo 64 + AC adapter & A/V cable

Game Boy Advance (plays GBA, GBC, & GB games)

Game Boy Micro (plays only GBA games) + charging cable

SNES Games

NBA Jam

Super Mario All-Stars + Super Mario World

Super Mario Kart

Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time

N64 Games

Diddy Kong Racing

Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

Jet Forcce Gemini

GB Games

Pokemon Red (save file contains several Mews)

GBA Games

Mario Kart: Super Circuit

Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

Disney’s Magical Quest Starring Mickey & Minnie

DS Games

Mario Kart DS

Kingdom Hearts Re:coded

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

3DS Games

Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance

Mario Kart 7

Epic Mickey: Power of Illusion

GCN Games

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

Pikmin 2

Dragonball Z: Budokai

NBA Street

Mario Superstar Baseball

Wii Games

Wii Sports

Wii Play

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

Donkey Kong Country Returns

The Conduit

Tatsunoko VS. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars

The House of the Dead: 2 & 3 Return

The House of the Dead: Overkill

Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles

Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles

Metal Slug Anthology

Dead Space: Extraction

Sin & Punishment: Star Successor

Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

SNES accessories

Official controllers (x3)

Official controller (missing physical R button, still pressable & registers)

Asciiware Fighter Stick officially licensed by Nintendo

N64 acc.

Official controllers (1 red, 1 yellow, 1 transparent purple)

GB acc. (compatible w GBA playing GB games)

Link cable

GBA acc.

Link cable

GB Micro acc.

Charging cable

GCN acc. (all compatible with select Wii games)

SNES controller adapter (makes SNES acc. compatible with GCN, which in turn makes SNES acc. compatible with select Wii games)

Official controllers (silver x2, Japanese exclusive white x2)

Controller extension cords (x2)

Wii acc.

Official Wii Remotes (x4)

Official Wii Nunchuck

Nyko Nunchuk Cord Free Wireless Adaptor

Nyko Wireless Nunchuck

Nyko Perfect Shot pistol grip (x2)

Wii Remote Hand Grips (1 yellow, 1 red, 1 green, 1 purple)

Official Wii documentation

Official Wii stand

Official Wii sensor bar

Official Wii AC adapter

Official Wii LAN adapter

Official Wii Component A/V cable

Collectibles

Nintendo Bandages f/ Mario enemies

Pop! Baymax Vinyl Figure (Baymax 2.0 Edition)

Misc.

Guess men’s watch (gold plated accents)

Guess men’s watch (minimalist design)

#disney #nintendo #kingdom hearts #mario kart #coraline #ask #wooferdill

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