#bodyswap au is supposed to be one tiny oneshot I'm looking at an estimated 25k rn 💀

[wiccawrites]

Me: u already know what's gonna happen so just write it all down this is literally THEE chapter, the FINAL SCENE u have been waiting for!!!! would it not be awesome to publish it on Blooming Oleander's first anniversary??????

Dark me: I hear u but not in the way mafia boss Kinn listens to his jaguar hybrid bodyguard's purrs would it really hurt to write one (1) tiny oneshot--

Me: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH BODYSWAP AU STOP