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getting high is like Aww yayy i love seinfeld and then getting too high is like what i imagine the sun collapsing would feel like from earth
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i just think that sappy sex with steve would be like one big hug…
like he wouldn’t be able to resist getting as close to you as possible, his hairy chest pressed against your own, his face buried in your neck, his floppy sex-hair tickling at your neck, and your face tucked away in his too, both of you close enough to hear ever whimper, every moan. he has one arm that’s wormed its way under your hips, holding tight at your waist with his huge hand, and the other arm that’s wrapped around your back with his hand buried in the hair at the nape of your neck, occasionally stroking his thumb down the line of your neck— and your bodies are so close it’s just so warm, so sweet, so tender, and steve’s leaving these little open mouth kisses along your shoulder as his hips ruts into you, slow and sensual, muffling his whines into your skin by pulling himself closer to you and losing himself in your body, the rocking of his hips speeding up, feeling so so loved when you hold him back just as tight
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times ive drawn loop being used as a reading light: 2
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Always let the doppelgangers in, they're your friends! That's what the video said right?
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Gideon Nav can take a compliment so so well, guys.
[ID: A six paneled comic with three scenes from Gideon the Ninth, showing Gideon becoming more and more flustered from compliments. The first shows Aiglamene saying "If she satisfies you, you must let her go," to which Gideon lightly blushes, looking bemused. The next scene shows Dulcinea saying "Oh, singular" as she examines Gideon's eyes, to which Gideon is blushing furiously. The third scene shows Harrow looking at Gideon fondly and saying "You are something else with that sword." This compliment appears to break Gideon, who is blushing so hard it melts her paint, and she has steam exploding from her ears. End ID.]
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Melanin baddie 🌊✨
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blah blah john price witnessing his girlfriend discover something new about herself.
it happens at a birthday party, of all places. it’s for a friend of yours. he’s grateful when the cake comes out, gives him a reprieve from your friends grilling him about your new relationship. john’s handled worse, but even he can’t stand the sound of his own voice after a while.
you’re a sweet girl, helping wrangle the candles after they’re waved out. your smile only falters a little when the dripping wax of the candles drops a thick glob onto the back of your hand. one of your friends offers a napkin immediately, and checks to see if you’re okay.
and he ought to do the same, but he’s rooted to the spot, gripping his bottle tight. his eyes are glued to how your lip’s caught in your teeth. the subtle heave of your chest. if he didn’t know any better, a little shiver ran down your spine when the wax hit. he hears your friend ask if you’re alright, and you stammer out a quiet just a little warm.
he finishes his beer on the spot and swiftly pulls out his phone to shop. he has questions. experimentation is a must. he’ll have to bring you around to the idea. coax the words out of your mouth. whatever lets him see that glow in your eye again will be worth it.
his mind leaps ahead to your birthday. he wonders if he could work up up to that number in time.
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Now thinking about it...V was low-key a menace throughout VoV and probably shouldn't have been walking around the streets alone...
- He was walking around the streets butt naked and mugged a stranger for their clothes (and ACCESSORIES).
- Instead of getting a JOB, he and Griffon thought it was a good idea to rob someone so they can reach Dante.
- That robbery resulted in V slaughtering 3 other robbers (must I add, BRUTALLY) in front of a woman.
- Pissed Dante off by mentioning Vergil.
- Told a child he wouldn't care if the demons attacked the child (in context, he did tell the kid to run away cause it wasn't safe, but the kid wanted to protect his injured mom).
- Got hungry and decided to eat RAW demon meat (it wasn't delicious).
- Moments later, he toast more raw demon meat to see if it makes a difference (it did NOT).
- Let's not forget the obvious, he brought several devil hunters to a fight NONE of them were prepared for (and have the nerve to act surprise when everyone is DEFEATED).
Officer, this is a wanted man. 🧐
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7th level adaine's furious fist is what, 14d10?? and if she has a crit portent she can give herself, 28d10??
in other words, here's how adaine can one-hit K.O. oisin—
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