#bodegablues

[jolenesiana]

It’s a sad day in the neighborhood...best wishes to all on their new chapter. I’ve been to the new store. It’s very nice! #bodegablues #nycbodega #solongfarewell (at Park Slope) https://www.instagram.com/p/B16tK24FV3g/?igshid=10q4wrr028ubn

[aiiaiiiyo]

First time making smash burgers. Pretty, pretty, pretty good. Check this blog!

[thereluctantwife]

#BodegaBlues

*places ginger-ale on counter

Me: Hi, can I also get-

Bodega Man: 2 liquid Tylenols and a Snickers

Me:....

BM: Oh no, you got the cramps, mami?

Me: I beg your pardon?

BM: Every month you come in here, at the same time, witcho ginger ale and your snickers, you probably cramping right now!

Me: I will have you know, that I am NOT cramping.

BM: You sound like you got crazy cramps to me...

Me: Kindly ring me up, so I can go about my business! You don’t know my life.

BM: Alright, alright. I don’t know your life..

*hands me a black opaque bag

BM: So, I’ll see you next month, mami?

Me:...

BM:....

Me: See you next month! 😩🏃🏽‍♀️😩

#theend

*I need a new bodega

[gogogadgetgen]

How many femmes do you know that can rock a #HHGTTG shirt? In a bodega? #bodegablues #makemesomeicedcoffee #2hrsofsleep

[d33zydru-r3alrap]

Such a wild & crazy night. #WishYouWasCoolAsMe #LaundromatPimping #NoHomeSystems #TheStruggleIsReal #BodegaBlues