#bobthena

[shadows-and-starlight]

The average man gets put into 3 situations a year. False. Average man gets put into 0 situations per year. Captain Bobby Nash, who runs into fires and gets into over 10,000 situations each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[bibewilderedandbuck]

So u know how in schitts creek patrick sees david has no plans for his bday and so he asks david to dinner?? And patrick wants it to be a date but then David BRINGS STEVIE. Who then convinces her queer best friend that the guy they thought was straight really wanted to date him??? AND THEN SHE WAS RIGHT

Its just giving bucktommy parallels and i can’t stop thinking about it

So anyway:

post the hurricane, maybe during the harbor tour, Tommy mentions hes turning 40 but he’s got no family left and his crew let him off for the day (which unfortunately means they DON’T have the day off- they have a surprise party planned later but he doesn’t know that yet).

And buck blinks at him like????? You’re spending your FORTIETH BIRTHDAY ALONE????

And Tommy laughs cause it’s not a big deal (even if he secretly wishes it was a big deal).

And buck does Not take no for answer. He WILL be cooking him a cake and a special made dinner “whats your favorite food? Name it? As long as it can bake in a pan and feeds a football team, I can probably put something together. Or i’ll take you out! Yes i’ll take u out, name the place.”

And maybe Buck presents him with a gift that is part of the capsized boat they rescued bobthena from. And its framed and its got a cute note thats like “the day we met and the mouth static that changed all of our lives”

Only TOMMY DOESN’T think it’s a date (yikes) so he invited Lucy (double yikes). And she ends up telling him that actually Buck is a romantic DUNCE and DOES want to date tommy but is bad at realizing how secretly bi he is (even tho she suspected it from the beginning (she did not)).

And the story only really diverges from canon there bc tommy comes to buck’s place to talk about Eddie and the Failed Date(TM). And kisses buck about it and then actually SAYS the word “date” when he asks buck out this time and its great and lovely and maybe the second date sucks

but tommy has that framed piece of metal from an up turned ship and he decides to accept Buck’s coffee date proposal.

And the rest is living in my head rent free :)

[inabarbi3world]

(These are my live reactions as I’m watching rn)

Maddie: yes because you were searching for something… what are you looking for now?

HMMMMMM IDK MADDIE WHAT COULD BUCK P O S S I B L Y BE LOOKING FOR AND “OPENING HIMSELF UP TO NEW POSSIBILITIES”

HMMMMMM I T R U L Y WONDER MHM I SURE DO

and Karen? Calling Bobby? FUCKING SLAYYYY I love that girl sm

i feel so bad for Connor- WAIT BUCK????? SPERM DONOR????? (this is a possibility Buck, you did say you wanted to do new things and new adventures but… IDK ABOUT THIS IDK HOW IT WOULD TIE INTO THE STORY WTF?) imagine he realizes that he wants to have kids with a certain… someone…? If he finds out he’s also infertile I will LITERALLY go INSANE.

LMFAOOOO “excruciatingly specific detail” sigh i love you chimney sm and Christopher with his independence- big slay

wait wtf a drunk driver… sigh. Oh hell no HE BETTER- WHAT THE FUCK HE BETTER NOT CRASH WITH CHIMEBY IN THE CAR I SWEAR TO GOD. GOOOO BUCK FUCKING GO YES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOOOO WHITE BOY GOOOOO

That motorcycle riding paid off damn LMFAO HE REALLY JUST… LMFAO WAIT THAT SCENE KINDA SMACKED HELP

Aw I love bobthena both melancholy and kinda happy

LMFAOOOOOO EDDIE’s DAD “I didn’t protect you enough” DAMN FUCKING RIGHT LMFAO (ok but why his dad kinda spit a bit of facts; kinda scary if he’s making sense)

oh. Wow really you caught him off guard? shocking. oop- damn that’s sad I’m sorry Connor. I- DAMN DUDE I’m so glad buck is being told this by someone SOB SOB SOB nah i think he’s gonna do it

This feels like a domestic violence scene um i don’t like this UM WHAT IN THE FUCK NAH

………..

girl…

Why do they keep putting Maddie through the same CALLS EVERY TIME LET THE GIRL BREATHE GODDAMN DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE SEEING HER SHOWING HOW MUCH SHES OVERCOME BUT DAMN

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Ok.

Anyway.

Hen.

Slay. As you do always. LMFAO SAME GIRL I CANT FOLD FITTED SHEETS EITHER

YAY MORE BUCKHEN SCENES

WHY IS BUCK SO CLOSE TO THE TABLE HELP HES ADORABLE

IMFOWNDOWNXOWNXOWNXOWNDOWNSIWNDOWNXOWNDN PLEASE BUZZED HEN AND BUCK IS SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED PLS

yeah you better save that dog tf I genuinely- LMFAO HELP DRUNK ASFFFFFFFFF STOPPP EVEN DRUNK HEN CAN SAVE A DOG OVER THE PHONE PLS.

OH MY GOD THEYRE GONNA KEEP HOOVER ARENT THEY OH MY GOD GES SLAYYYYYYY

hen gonna be a doctor

when fathers actually talk to their children>>>>>>

Maddie is such an amazing character dude I love her sm okay fine fine this is amazing portrayal of her using her trauma to know what claribelle and her family needed, the empathy

O-

Hen.

OH? A PRACTICAL EZAMMMMMMMM?

OMG OMG BOBHENA SO CUTEEEEEEEE OH MY GOD THE DOGGGGGGGGG HOOVERRRRRR HOW FUCJING ADORABLE MY GOD THATS A SLAY AND A HALF

oh. AWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE BUCKKKKKKK YOURE SO GOOD OH MY GOD THIS IS SUCH A GOOD FUCKING EPISODE OH MY GOD “ABSOLUTELY BE YOU SPERM DONOR” OH MY GOD YESSSSSS I LOVE YOU SM BUCK YOU ADORABLE HUMAB BEING IM SOBBING

IM SO HAPPY WITH THIS WEEK’s EP

sob.

[slytherin-goddess214]

The Paths We Take: Chapter 15- The Price of a Prayer- Up Now :)

Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini/Ginny Weasley

Synopsis: When a simple bet during a year end field trip to a muggle museum goes terribly wrong, four students find themselves unwillingly thrown through time by an ancient amulet. Can they work together long enough to survive the multiple time periods, or will they fall victim to the horrors of the past and remain there…forever?

Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13377295/15/The-Paths-We-Take

No preview this time because I am going to play an interactive game for the remainder of the eras in this story. Rules are posted at the end of the chapter but I will post them here too. They are as followed:

1- Everyone will get a chance to guess! ONE GUESS PER PERSON! When a clue appears at the end of a chapter, guiding the group into the next location, PM me your guess (if you are on a site that does not have PM, please put your guess in an email. If it is in a review, I feel like that’s cheating and gives your answer away so unfortunately, review answers will not be accepted. My email is on my profile on the fic site. Not yet on AO3 so PM me if you are on that site.) Those without an account, are required to email me your guess. Do not put it in a review. I am TRUSTING all people emailing to not cheat and use multiple emails to send multiple guesses. If I find out you have, that is grounds for immediate disqualification. You will only receive a response that I have gotten your guess marked down, but nothing else unless you have won. Reason being that I feel a lot of you will message me and I don’t want to overwhelm myself by trying to reply to everyone like I do with reviews.

2- The answers I am searching for is NOT what you have done with Gettysburg and you will receive more than just a shout out. (Guests must provide a name of some sort for credit) If you know the era and want to play, the answer I am looking for from you, is a date. Month and Year, you believe the period will start in. Each location and timestamp have already been created so there is no cheating. As an example: (we’ll use Gettysburg for this) “I believe July 1863”, is how the answer should be displayed. BOTH ARE NEEDED TO WIN AND BOTH NEED TO BE CORRECT. I am not looking for a full date, again JUST the month and the year. It will all make sense when the next era comes into play. Also please DO NOT post your review in the message with your answer. Reviews should be kept separate and on the story itself.

3- The Top Five on point, or closest to when I am starting the era, guesses, will get to create a Characters’ name, age, the way they look, their year at Hogwarts/career/job/reason for being alive basically, and possibly their personality if I think it will work in the fic. My beta and I will judge all guesses and chose the closest answers. You will be notified by PM, or email, before the next chapter is posted. Your Character will then be placed somewhere throughout the era/present timeline and you will also be given a shout out when the person is going to appear. You will have only 2 days from being contacted as a winner, to provide your Character description. If you do not respond, another will be chosen in your place.

4- Winners, I am asking you to please give serious Characters that will fit the timeline. In other words, no blue hair with purple eyes for a man named Bobthena unless the year is like 2019 (which it won’t be). If I receive anything crazy like that, you will be disqualified, and a new winner will be chosen in your place.

5- Last rule and this is important as I have to have time to plan and place the Character into the story. Guesses will only be accepted up to 3 days from day the clue is given, including the Sunday the chapter is posted. So, you have until 11:59pm Tuesday, Eastern Time in the US and Canada, to submit your guesses. Winners will then be chosen the following Wednesday, possibly into Thursday, depending on my work schedule. The Character can appear at any given time during the era and in any given chapter for as long as I feel they can work, so don’t be discouraged thinking I have forgotten you because I haven’t. I am doing this to make it easier on myself as I have to find a way to insert the person and have the story still make sense/flow without falling behind.

**Also please note that even though you are given a choice, if you choose to place someone in the present, that does not mean the person will forever be in the fic from then on out. They can easily be a student I choose to hide in the shadows once their scenes are done or…for all we know, I may fall in love with the character and continue to write for them. We just don’t know.

***This game starts once the current era is done and the new eras’ clue is revealed!! So, you have at least 5-6 chapters to think of a person you want to put in the story if you win! Good Luck!

[inabarbi3world]

the sheer amount of parallels between madney and jeeyung+bobhena and May to buddie and Christopher is absolutely astounding and fucking amazing. All of their children are growing (jeeyung with her mama leave and Maddie saying no mama stay, may going to college, Christopher just existing is enough honestly) and I love to just all of the family dynamics shown in each scene because they’re all in different stages but are all as equally important.

I’m literally going to rewatch this ep, possibly skip the blimp call because honestly wtf was that y’all?

the blimp shit was so overhyped like it lasted 15 minutes and for what??? it was literally like any other call in the entire show. i will, however forgive fox simply because of everything else we got that ep. minus the end… cuz babe WHAT?? thanks fox. i knew it was too good to be true for Athena and Bobby.

Now on to the other good stuff cuz LORDDDD, we got heneddie, short and sweet henthena lunch date, the new class of dispatchers+Maddie giving noah tips, just cute and lovely scenes

I already went off about the BIG shit that happened but I can keep talking about idc

THE MADNEY “I want us to be a family” SCENE WAS GOLDEN, EVERY MADNEY SCENE WAS FUCKING FANSTIC LORD THE FLASHBACKS???? CHILLS.

THE BUDDIE “wrong couch” ANALOGY??? HE NEEDS TO “FIND” THE “RIGHT” COUCH? NO BABE THE RIGHT COUCH IS RIGHT THERE HE CAN ALREADY SIT ON IT!!!!!! AND THEN WHEN BUCK MOVED THE CHAIR AFTER THE SPEECHHHHHHHHH, (i really don’t care if I’m repeating myself it was just too good) KITCHEN BUDDIE>>>>>>> THE FACT THAT IT WAS BOBBY’S LASAGNA TOO I WONDER IF THAT MEANS BOBBY’S WORDS/INFLUENCE ARE GONNA PLAY A BIG/SIGNIFICANT ROLE IN BUDDIE’S GROWTH AT LEAST FROM BUCK’S SIDE??? WE ALREADY ARE SEEING IT WITH THE MOVEMENT OF THE CHAIR AND THE “AT EASE” SPEECH!!

ty for listening to my Ted-Talk