#bobsie writes

[bobsie]

12:00 am

This was definitely a unique year.

Asahi's line has started to shine and get the attention it deserved and you started to take your first steps in your dream.

And while this was amazing for the two of you it also meant that the alone time was little now.

Instead of constant fancy dates or picnics you both started to enjoy a pizza delivery and a movie while cuddling, and instead of dressing up you two enjoyed wearing the comfiest clothes you own which also meant you stole Asahi's sweatshirts all the time.

But this also meant that you two and especially Asahi would travel for business alot and near the end of the year he was away in new york promoting for his line.

Which meant that he missed Daichi's birthday and he had to text him apologising multiple times for missing it for the first time in years,

But it also meant that he will spend his 27th alone,

Which he was ok with really,

Or maybe not.

Asahi was good at pretending that he was ok, it was an act he mastered,

And he wasn't going to let his partner nor his friends know that's he's sad about that,

I mean he is turning 27 he mustn't act like a child who's friends won't come to his birthday part,

He was away for work, his dreams were coming true, he was in New York he shouldn't be upset,

But he was.

And he was a little more upset because you haven't been answering his calls but with 14 hours difference he thought maybe you were at work or busy with friends preparing for the new year party

11:55 am

Asahi sighed looking outside of his hotel window letting the cold air hit his face

"I don't need someone to celebrate with I am an adult and in few days I will be back in Tokyo and everything will be back to normal"

He kept repeating that to himself until he heard knocking on the door, it was weird because he didn't order anything and it's also too late now

Not to be anymore rude Asahi decided to answer the door

His jaw dropped when he saw you looking beautiful dressed up with a wide smile on your face

"surprise Asahi"

"y..y/n what are you?"

"I wouldn't miss your birthday and new year with you right? The guys helped me pay for the ticket too"

"you're really here?" Asahi said pulling you closer for a hug

"yes dummy and kiss me instead I missed you"

12:00 am

"happy birthday Asahi" you broke from the kiss as you heard the fireworks starting gently putting his hair behind his ear

"happy new year y/n i love you"

"I love you more Asahi"

And the two of you spent the next few minutes looking at the fireworks enjoying the warmth of each other after days spent apart

And Asahi's worries were a past now

So it's not the very best but i wanted to post something about asahi's birthday

Might open requests for asahi once i finish my finals <3

For now i hope you all stay safe🥰

Taglist: @chickentenderx @iloveyouasmuchaspoohloveshoney @screamin-abt-haikyuu @theoriginaleclipse @tatiquichi @idkwtftitbh @duckymcdoorknob @asahipleaseloveme @namyari @bananasquash @asahisimpnation @luri-isa

[longbobmckenzie]

Whiskey & Scotch ch. 45:Epilogue is up!

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24148177/chapters/73219032

Thanks to everyone for reading!

Also a HUGE thank you to @smaiihands​, who created this commissioned piece and brought one of my favourite scenes in the whole fic (from ch. 31) to life! I’m so in love with it!!!

[jincherie]

bobsy-die was my introduction to Jin Smut and I couldn’t ask for more. Thank you for writing it. It’s my favourite too.

SOBB thank you so much!!! ugh my ass is honoured to have been ur intro to jin smut, I HOPE EVEN THO U FIND MUCH BETTER ONES THAT ARE OUT THERE U NEVER FORGET MY SHITTY WOLF SMUT FHDJB BLESS U 💗❤️💘❤️💖💝💗💘

[screamin-abt-haikyuu]

But... But you don't leave forever right....??😥🥺 Right now you think you come back after some months right??

Ok seriously I'm happy for you, you can go abroad! That's an amazing opportunity and I'm happy for you. But it feels like my fellow asahi lovers are dissappearing 😭 I haven't heard much from @bobsie and @pazumane... And now you're leaving too...

But I know you have something better going on in the real world 😉❤️

Oh I will definitely be around (hopefully) but it will be much less and it might take me a while to get back to messages.

Also making that post made me SO SAD, and I'm still feeling sad about it. I really don't want to leave and I will still be around but I miss how it used to be and when I had enough time and energy to forget everything else and write. :((

oh and I miss all my fav asahi lovers too :((((

[pazumane-archive]

I try to reblog almost everything I read that I enjoy. I know that my blog is a little disorganized because of that, but I feel like it’s such an easy way to show fic authors that you appreciate the hard work they do. It takes (at least for me) hours and hours to write, edit, and post a work so I can’t imagine how much work it takes for the authors I follow to post 2-3 full length works a week 😵

I know I haven’t posted much of my writing but it feels good when people enjoy your work enough to share it with others. I’ll never forget the kind comments I received on Closing Time from @screamin-abt-haikyuu @luri-isa and @bobsie. Those meant the world to me and I just want the authors I admire feel that love too.

I appreciate you all so much!

[angelicyoongie]

Helloooo sweetie, lately I've been searching for hybrid fics, but I don't seem to find any that I really like...(probably because I'm used to your amazing writing hahaha) Since you're the queen of hybrid au, would you have some recommendations ? Maybe your personal favorite ones ? (I trust you 100000%) Thank u if you take the time to help me ! :)

Hii! Sorry that this took a little while first of all, and aksjs what do you mean queen of hybrid aus?? That’s not true 😭 I honestly haven’t been able to read much lately, but these are some fics I really like! 💖 - By @jincherie bobsy-die / wolf!seokjin (m) inheritance / cat!yoongi  florescence / asiatic wild dog!taehyung and fox!seokjin (this is so cute!)

- owner training by @hybridfanfiction (m)

- His Sanctuary by RisingStars (StarsRise) on AO3 (cat!yoongi saves bunny!jungkook) - Down The Rabbit Hole by Curionenene, YeonAh on AO3 (JK has bunny ears so i think it's safe to call him a hybrid? either way, this story has crazy worldbuilding and an amazing plot!)

[fuhrmana]

An Incomplete List of Fics I’m Not Writing (Pt 1/?)

The Parent Trap

Christopher goes to camp. Christopher watches both versions of The Parent Trap (I use this as an excuse to rewatch the Bobsie Twins)

Potentially there is a better movie to inspire this but I want an excuse to watch these movies

Christopher comes back to LA with a plan (carefully vetted by everyone at camp, and deemed Very Smart by the 7-14 crowd) 

Hijinks ensue 

Eddie cannot, for the life of him, understand why why Chris is running play by play of their day over zoom with a bunch of kids, but also doesn’t want to get in the way of Chris’ social life. 

Hijinks continue ensuing 

Eddie and Buck don’t understand why Chris is upset with both of them 

At some point, Eddie sits Chris down and ask 

Hey kid

are you doing this because you aren’t happy about how much time Buck is spending with us?

(Chris shakes his head, but like, mulishly)

Okay, because I know us dating is a lot, but you’re my first priority 

(Chris turns and stares at his dad, jaw open, face confused)

(Chris did not know Buck and Eddie were dating 

Dad, when did you start dating Buck?

(it is now Eddie’s turn to be confused)

(In fact Eddie and Buck got together when Chris was at Camp, but Eddie and Buck are both so bad at words (and Chris wasn’t REALLY listening) so neither of them have been on the same page for a while

Once this is explained Chris’ all smiles and sunshine

the zoom crowd is duly updated that night, with only some slight exaggeration on Chris’ part in all of this

The final scene is probably Chris getting Eddie and Buck to read him a story

(important to note, this whole fic is from Chris’ perspective)

[damn-d4niel]

another tag

tusen takk til @landofeternalwinter for tagging me and letting me procrastinate more (does anyone even like studying for french exams? the answer is no)

rules: answer 22 questions and tag 22 people (more like 5)

nicknames: bobs, bobsie, and basically everything else that’s not my name

height: 162cm (smol bean indeed)

last movie i saw: jesus christ superstar (that’s what we’re doing in music lessons yes)

last thing i googled: monki bc there’s a sale lol

favourite musician: sigrid or sondre justad

song stuck in my head: don’t feel like crying by sigrid, sang it with a friend at school today and we harmonized lol that was cool

other blogs? no

following: 283

followers: 743, no idea how many bots there are among them lol

amount of asks: 6, most of them are some ask things i one day forgot to answer and i don’t feel like answering them now months later oops or fic requests that i need in fact Years to write them

lucky numbers: 74

what are you wearing? black turtleneck, my DKMV shirt (sigrid merch lol), and sweatpants lol

dream job: basically no idea, but if i get good enough maybe something with photography but i have no plan about what to do after high school wow

dream trip: norway or iceland

favourite food: lasagne, enchiladas

instruments: guitar and a couple of chords on piano (my biggest talent is playing the iconic instrumental part of take on me on piano)

languages: german, english, learning norwegian & french

favourite song: currently probably soldi - mahmood??

random fact: i learnt how to read when i was like 3 years old or something lol don’t even know how that happend

aesthetic: retro stuff i guess, lots of 80s and basically lots of colors lol

i tag: @levicaraway @letalnica @verriciardo @vierschanzentournee @schemppion @byeseefeld and @ski-jumping-norwaytande

[paperkutzs]

Word Of The Day Challenge-Bobsy-die

https://cyranny.com/2021/05/21/bobsy-die-word-of-the-day-challenge/ Bobby-Die Sometimes planning a party can be a bobsy-die, but when everything comes together it is worth all that you went through. I ❤️ love to hear your thoughts so feel free to leave a comment , opinion, or feedback. AS ALWAYS KEEP ON q & LOVIN’ EVERY MINUTE! NO MATTER WHAT YOUR STYLE!…WHILE YOUqq AT IT ENJOY ANY WRITING…

[bobsie]

Okeeey then here I am with a request/statement:

I have this headcanon about asahi. Asahi is absolutely handy with animals. Doesn't matter if cats, dogs, birds etc. Even if they are nervous around him he just sits down and gives chill vibes so he can pet almost every animal immediately 😄

Idk of there a different hc which says otherwise

I think Asahi's calm aura makes most animals attracted to him

Idk if you watched fruits basket it's just how kyo gets the cats all over him

And when this happened to him at first he was scared because he was still a tiny baby and having few cats and a dog try to sniff you and follow you can be scary

But as he grew up he got used to it and he even started to approach some animals that seem scared to meet new humans

Whenever he found an animal that could have had a painful past full of unforgiving human beings he would rush to the nearest store and get them food and water

He will offer his hand so they can smell it and get used to him then give them the food and water

He won't leave until he makes sure they're finished,

Probably sometimes when he finds an animal that is really badly hurt he will take them to a vet and when he can't afford to pay for it poor baby will blame himself :(

He will probably then start thinking about having a part time job so he can help more animals

Somehow with the experience of being with animals for so long Asahi can kind of understand how the little animal feels if he's nervous or scared or comfortable

And Asahi is always down to have dates with his partner where they sit and pet animals

[jincherie]

OHHHHMYYGOOOOOOLD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WIP WHY U TRYING TO CONSTANTLY KILL US??? WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU???? 😭😭😭 I'M DIEING OVER HERE H E L P - screaming tentacle anon 💖

Anonymous said: I'm so buzzing about because I can't fucking wait for it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *dies like,, for the 100000000000000000th time* - screaming tentage anon 💖✌️

I JUST REMEMBERED JIMIN IS YOUR BIAS AND I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A FORMAL APOLOGY FJNDKJFBHD PLS PRAY FOR @yminie TOO

[asongforbabybirch]

hi, dear, if you're in the mood can i ask all of those soft and ethereal asks?

You know I will for you!!!!

1.secret garden or forest? Hmmmm….secret garden!

2.the stars or the moon? The moon

3.neck kisses or french kisses? Neck kisses

4.1700’s/1800’s or 1900’s/2000’s? I’m going to be difficult and say 1800′s/1900′s :) 

5.poetry books or illustrations? Illustrations. I’m surprisingly not that into poetry, and people always expect me to be. Depends on the poet. If it’s the right writer, I’m in love with it

6.itunes or vinyl? Vinyl, always. I have an addiction I’ve been coping with since I was a little tween

7.fairies or pixies? Fairies

8.water nymph or forest nymph? Forest nymph!

9.kittens or baby lambs? BABY LAMBS 100% (although I love our little catten girl who is sitting right next to me. I wouldn’t trade her in for a lamb even though she’s naughty all. the. time.)

10.rainbow or sunrise? I enjoy sleep way too much for sunrise. And I still get way too excited when I see a rainbow. Soooo….rainbow :)

11.new moon or full moon? Full moon

12.fiction or short stories? Fiction!! It’s my favorite. Although I write fiction short stories :)

13.green tea or jasmine tea? I have a cup of green tea every morning and plan to keep that habit up until the day I die.

14.lavender or roses? Roses. But I like both.

15.sunshine or rain? I’ve been questioning my answer to this over the last couple years. I moved to Oregon five years ago telling myself rain was the best and now I wish for the sunshine when I get tired of the never ending rain in the winter and wish for the rain once I get tired of summer (which happens quickly).

16.misty forest or sunny meadow? Oh dang. These are literally both my daydream destinations. I’ll say misty forest to keep my Pacific Northwest girl image intact. 

17.cake or pie? Pie! “Damn fine cherry pie!” (nobody can expect me to not quote Twin Peaks rn). Actually my favorite is pumpkin and my grandma’s chocolate mousse pie but cherry is damn fine too. 

18.happiness or luck? Happiness

19.silk or cotton? Silk

20.love story or fairytale? Fairy tale. Bring on the Bluebeard and evil stepmothers. 

21.dreams or reality? Lol dreams

22.diamonds or gold? Gold I think?

24.chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla

25.series or books? Books!

26.romance novels or mystery novels? I’m actually not a big fan of either of these genres. I mostly read classic novels, so I do like both romance and mystery elements within those novels. But you won’t normally find me in those aisles of the book store. That being said, I’m definitely going with mystery for this one because I grew up obsessed with Nancy Drew (I’m still a little obsessed with her) and I also read The Hardy Boys, Sherlock Holmes, my aunt’s old Bobsy Twins and Trixie Belden books, etc. 

27.smooth jazz or classical music? Smooooooooth jazz. I love jazz.

28.dancing or cooking classes? Cooking. I’m that girl who hates cooking shows and reality shows in general and then I sit down and watch a full season of the Great British Bake Off like an elderly woman and then try to make things.

29.cocktail night or cinema? Cinema!! With cocktails.

30.concert or play? Concert.

31.cherries or cream? Cherries. Specifically Flathead Cherries from my home state. 

32.candles or pillows? I’m notorious for going overboard with both. But I really do need 6 pillows on my bed, and I only need one candle at a time, so pillows lol

33.ocean or lake/river? Ocean.

34.time turner or flying? Um, time turner. Hermione Granger is my girl. (Haha actually one of my professors used to call me Hermione and used to joke about getting me a time turner because I went way too hard in school)

35.mermaids or angels? Mermaids.

36.coffee or tea? Tea

37.makeup or natural? I am really struggling with trying to go more natural but I just have this fear of going out in public without makeup. I can be around friends and family without it, but I always am too afraid not to put makeup on for work or going out or running errands. Ughhhh. I’ve started putting less on. Like just some shadow and mascara and that’s it. Still makeup though. I’ll get there. 

38.black or white? White

39.drawings or paintings? Paintings!

40.early bird or night owl? Night owl, most definitely. 

41.introvert or extrovert? Introvert, also most definitely. 

42.winter or summer? Winter. 

42.spring or fall? Both! The cherry blossoms are out here right now so I’m pretty obsessed with spring.

43.classic or modern? Classic

Thank you!!! This was fun :) A lot were really difficult haha. I hope your Monday was a good one! Sending my love your way!

[screamin-abt-haikyuu]

I didn't like the fic i LOVED IT

Fyi i am adding you to my mental list of people to go to their masterlist when the day is so shitty because this fic was comforting and cute af

Can't wait to read more of your fics❤️❤️

My literal face right now:

Aaaaah this makes me so happy, thank you Bobsie 🥺🥺🥺 I stalk your blog for Asahi content too ❤️❤️❤️

And yesss I have so many ideas for more fics and wholesome Asahi posts I just gotta find the time to write them🥲🥲🥲

[luri-isa]

Thanks for the tagging!

On let's see what could you be interested in....

I'm practically blind. I can't see in 3 dimensions. It's like you see your surroundings as a picture.

I've never been in a hospital.

Conclusion from #2: I was born at home.

I'm such a geek... I have to much merchandise...

I'm in my 4th semester of my Bachelor’s degree communication and media management. (I'm that idiot who writes instruction manuals xD)

Tagging: @dontspeaktomycateveragain @bobsie @princekaashi @oririon @aghashiii @starryparkrr + everyone who wants to :)

And please don't feel pushed into doing this ❤️

💕 get to know your mutuals!! when you get this, it means someone wants to know more about you, so list 5 things about yourself you want your followers to know. they can be as simple as your age or as complex as your deepest fear, as long as it’s something you’re comfortable with sharing. when you’re done, send this to 10 people you want to get to know better!! 🥺🌼💕

Awwwww okiokioki

1. The three things that bring me joy are books, black coffee and sunflowers (those are the only flowers i like)

2. I like to write quotes on sticky notes on my walls so i can always read them :)

3. I am very much attached to one of my hoodies and idek why

4. I can speak fluently 3 languages and i’m new in 2

5. I like meeting new people even though i may be a little awkward at first

Tagging @humanity-sucks2002 (yes you can consider it as a uno reverse card) @idkimbadwithusernamesandstuff @incorrectquotesconaisseur @purple-hedgehog-with-wips @iambecomeyourvillain @myhairisgay @zeromournerszerofunerals @starxqt @alatreal @weepingnovellas

[aoifesfatvagina]

Trump Lingo Bingo: Our military was depleted, delinquents, do nothing democrats, crying chuck Schumer, republicans are united, African Americans, hispanics, asian Americans, 2.5 trillion, frankly, I don’t know her, tremendous, we took their oil, we’ll see what happens, the pres of ukraine, he turned to me and said his name was Col Raisin and I looked at him and said Raisin? I dont blame China I blame our past presidents, It was a totally perfect transcript, Warriors because thats what they are they are warriors, patriots that’s what they are they are patriots, We found the magic wand, I told them do it today, The past administration, before I took office, (insert country) was a totally different country 2 years ago, He’s a bad cookie, Mexico is doing more for our country than the democrats, thats billion with a b, Adam Schiff is a disgrace, I kept my promise, 250 billion, terrible terrible nafta deal, ***NEW: the lame stream media, to be honest, its a learning process, its the engine of our country -small businesses, like a rocket ship, 15 people, invisible enemy, its called project airbridge, the biggest economy in the history of the world, because of what we’ve done, 184 countries, Joe Biden called me xenophobic he called me a racist and other things, you don’t hear about ventilators anymore, we were right about that, democrats and republican governors, Gavin Newsom has said some really nice things, they have an expression ready willing and able, its really sad that people write fake stories, we’ve got almost 10,000 that are ready to rock, phase four Steve, the world health organization is a tool of china, its been totally China-centric, the bobsy twins, the most difficult decision I’ve ever had to make, the scariest day of my life was about a month ago, some states are looking at other states, they’re considered a developing nation?, rejuvenation, a lot of good brain power was involved, science based, literally, John, we will be helping countries that need help, we’re uniquely talented, we can do things that nobody else can do, we have the best people, we inherited a broken system, I call it a beautiful puzzle, what a sad state of affairs, on a per capita basis, this is about the plague and what its done to us, more than any other country, I said “you gotta be kidding” to the Dr, this was a very unpleasant test, we have a tremendous laboratory capability, we started with garbage, rude and nasty, I said “Mike, that’s politics,” V for victory and V for ventilators, like a hammer, its my opinion, we are the talk of other nations, the Washington Post, the New York Times, with our friends from-wherever they come from, what they’ve done with the army core and fema, one’s a swab one’s a q-tip- it’s actually different, it was hard to get it aroused, its pretty amazing, virtually everyday, nobody’s every heard of anything like this not since 1917, I want to draw your attention to Gov. Cuomo’s remarks, a lot of good things are happening, unfortunately the press doesn’t cover it, we’re moving very rapidly, some weren’t aware some were very much aware some-where, we have locations that are very important, medical capacity, thats due to a lot of things, we’re opening up America again, I said from the beginning, javits center, I see a lot of light at the end of the tunnel, its gonna be gone-gone, we’re doing something with schools, they don’t appreciate it okay they dont appreciate it, ready? I’ll say it for the 5th time, we have tested more than every country in the world put together, some of the countries are very big, 1 person is too many, now its much different, there’s been no one that’s been tougher than me on china, let me tell you what they told me- they told me plenty-they told me plenty, you have to do what you have to do, I’ve had a very good relationship with Kim Jong-Un, totally misquoted, it may not come back at all, I’ve spoken to 10 different people, we didn’t know about corona and now we know about corona, nobody writes about that, spoke with Pakistan, you people aren’t satisfied, when we became the king of ventilators, I think I can say the word was “unbelievable,” we must guard against a dangerous rebound, deaths, this is what we were just talking about, you know it and I know it and they know it, famous testing, we’re doing more than anybody else anywhere in the world-there’s nothing funny about that John, on site-5 mins-great success, I told the gov of Georgia Gov Kemp that I disagree strongly, we’re gonna have phase 2 soon its just too soon, I love those people that use all of those things the spas and the beauty parlors and the barbershops, sometimes we don’t want to win so we just go to a standstill, operation America Strong, that’s not the way this country works, it was an amazing success, the Covid hotspots, at record speed, I don’t know who he is, I saw a magnificent picture of Dr Martin Luther King, for example- sports, it’ll never be enough, when the governors were complaining, nobody that needed a ventilator didn’t get a ventilator, they’re literally coming in by the millions, its subject to change, I think you can say I helped a lot, what about the lion at the New York zoo? How did that happen?, do we want to keep going a little while longer or no?, You’re not gonna say ‘oh he took questions all night long?’, how many questions can you ask? convalescent plasma, antibodies, supposing you brought the light inside the body, its called containment, I once mentioned that maybe it goes away with heat and light, I just threw it out as a suggestion but it seems like that’s the case, when that surface is outside it goes away very quickly, it dies very quickly with the sun,  I just told you I’m not talking about that now, if they’re outside and their hands are exposed to the sun will that kill it?, well I know a lot about economists, the answer is: they have no idea, people are just thrilled to see it, in a few weeks you’ll see numbers, Germany and ourselves are doing really well, they’re insulting to look at, they’re doing it at a level that they’ve never done it before, as we have found and as we have I think shown, I think we will come up with things as time goes by, if we had done one for each person the media would say oh you should’ve done two, we have 11 different places making ventilators, we also have 500 million masks, this whole nightmare-this whole curse-this whole plague, these are brilliant people, Harvard, we’re looking, they had a lot of problems before the plague came, I hope people enjoy the sun, I would like you to speak to the medical doctors to see if there’s any way you can apply light and heat to cure, maybe you can maybe you can’t I’m not a doctor, I’m like a person who has a good you know what, Debrah have you ever heard of that? The heat and the light relative to this virus?, I think that’s a great thing to look at, I’m the president and you’re fake news, I’ll say it very nicely, It’s just a suggestion from a brilliant lab by a very very smart perhaps brilliant man, he’s talking sun he’s talking about heat, I’m just here to present talent I’m here to present ideas, we want ideas to get rid of these things, Johnson and Johnson, I think the report was done by a network, CNN is fake news-dont talk to me, okay next question, I wasn’t happy with Brian Kemp I will tell you that right now, I’m not happy about it and I’m not happy about Brian Kemp, If we could do it quickly that would be great, I could’ve done something about it if I wanted to, I want them to open, we have a sleepy guy at the basement of a house that the press is giving a free pass too, half of all Americans live in states, we ask every American to maintain vigilance and hygiene, from governors down to people that just stand there and help you with the doors, I really believe that, I spoke with Tim Cook today of Apple, we are getting through this challenge together as one American family, the whole world is watching us, I spoke with the leaders of numerous countries today, nobody has ever done anything like what we were able to do, our country-in the not so distant future, the FDA has been incredible, many tests are going on, I think we’ve done a great job, i don’t know how you cite a whistleblower complaint, everybody knows who he is, that I don’t know, we’re looking into it-we’re studying it-we’re investigating it, it could’ve been stopped easily in China, who are you with?, the postal service is a joke, they’re handing out packages for amazon and other internet companies, raise the price of a package by approximately 4 times, or let Amazon build their own post office, the post office is massive and serves every little piece of the country, it’ll be a whole new ball game, well ill go a step further, if they don’t raise the price I’m not signing anything, the service they give which is a tremendous service, the postal workers are fantastic, i was asking a question sarcastically, if the sun is out or if they use disinfectant it goes away in less than a min, did you hear about this?-yesterday, I was asking a very sarcastic question to the reporters in the room, disinfectant on the inside, sun can help us, this is a study, sun has a massive impact negatively on this virus, in other words it does not live well with humidity,  it doesn’t live well with sun-sunlight-heat-heat and sun and disinfectant, I want to help that industry, make the airlines work again, I got involved with those two countries to make them make peace with each other, oil is less than water nobody has ever seen anything like it, our national strategic reserves, that’s 75 million barrels, a very sophisticated friend said ‘I never knew you had 184 countries’, we will make the energy business great again, one of the ways we can help the airlines is by buying tickets at a very large discount, you buy into 4 or 5 years worth of tickets, idk sounds good right-if we get a good discount?, you shouldn’t be afraid of the radical left, very nice people, AOC plus 3 and all of her friends, we’re blessed in this country, we have tremendous wealth, we are bigger than Saudi Arabia we’re bigger than Russia, we don’t have ships very much in the area anymore, and with all of the conflict and all of the things, they kept saying “where are the American ships?”, Ronald Reagan tried to get it approved-couldn’t do it, he said that was one of his big disappointments, he could not get ANWR approved, every president couldn’t do it-I got it approved, thats why I talk about it, it’s gonna be natural, one day it stopped, something happened that nobody thought would ever happen, the work they do,  the president of Honduras-a really nice guy, sun and heat and humidity-wipes it out, this is from tests, so then I said ‘well how do we do it inside the body or even outside the body with our hands?”, I guess thats one of the reasons they say wash your hands, sun itself sun has a tremendous impact, hours to one minute instead, I said “you gotta go back and look”, maybe there is something to light and the human body and helping people that are dying, a group of extraordinarily hostile people- the fake news media, things are moving along, loved ones have been stolen from us, there’s a hunger for getting our country back, these goals work in tandem they work side by side, we’ve launched the most ambitious testing effort likewise on earth, think of that, what walmart and the others have done has been nothing short of amazing, we had a fantastic call with the governors, young people seem to do really well, the word is “safety”, well I think its a very unfair question, I was very fortunate whether it was through luck or whatever, I can tell you that Nancy pelosi was dancing in the streets of china town, lets go out and party, you don’t mention that you could mention that, you should have no complaints-please, I heard there was a glitch, we’re relying on the banks to go out and do an accurate job, we are not happy with china, we took in 10’s of billions of dollars, I helped the farmers, we should be able to get the answers, we’re reliant very much on the local areas-the governors, that’s been the way it has been for me maybe not for everybody, the governors some of them are doing an extraordinary job-not all of them, Manhattan is much different than Montana, if you look at the world I mean this is worldwide damage, I can’t imagine that, I think its very important to know, not only do we have the most testing in the world by far but we have by far the best testing, OAN please-go ahead, I think that General Flynn is a wonderful man he had a wonderful career, what happened to General Flynn should never happen again in our country, what happened to your president of the United States should never again be allowed to happen, I do not know but I can tell you, we are looking at a group of people who should have stopped it at the source, you’re gonna see an incredible 4th quarter, I built the greatest economy with the help of 325 million people, one day because of something that should have never been allowed to happen we had to close our country we had to close our economy, I built it, if you would have said with the tragedy that this country had to endure and go through, with all of the death and the people that died and were so badly hurt by what happened, you can only say god bless them, we’ll never forget these great people, incompetence or something else other than incompetence, they could’ve protected the whole world, we had the greatest economy ever in the history of our world, I had to turn it off in order to get to a point where we are today, obviously you’re gonna have GDP lack of growth, I’m looking at the head of Walmart, what a job Walmart’s done in going through something, they were doing yeoman’s work, millions of outfits and those are high quality, people have stepped up to the plate, I think it will be a tremendous tremendous comeback, we are gonna do it again, its tragic, say it?, You would’ve been in war with North Korea if I wasn’t president-that I can tell you, I hope he’s fine I do know how he’s doing relatively speaking, you’ll be hearing more in the not so distant future, I never even thought of changing the date of the election, November 3rd-thats a good number, that was just made up propaganda, I see all the time “statement made” per Joe Biden- sleepy Joe, let him know that I’m not thinking about it at all, this is breaking news, yeah we’ve lost a lot of people but if you look at what original projections were, we are lapping the world on testing and the world is coming to us saying “what are you doing?”, thank you for the apology, well it will go down to 0 ultimately, when it comes to cases we do much more testing than anybody else, as an example: China, if you test you’re gonna show many more cases, somebody said “if you add everybody else combined that would be a number”, likely so, very many good experts, this wouldn’t affect the United States it wouldn’t affect Europe, the experts got it wrong, I listened to experts, I’ll tell you what-I did something that the experts thought I shouldn’t have done, I closed down our country and our border, Ron Desantis was telling me before that when people came in people were put into quarantine people were checked, I think we did something well ahead of schedule and we did that at the end of January, we were early, by banning china and banning people coming in, we probably saved hundreds of thousands of lives, that was a thing that I really would love to see happen, a lot of people agree with me, I think frankly its simple, something like that could happen, the problem with the states is that we’re not looking to recover 25 years of bad management, if its Covid related I guess we can talk about it, but we’d want certain things also including sanctuary city adjustments, which I don’t think are even popular even by the radical left-folks, what’s happening is people are being protected that shouldn’t be protected, and a lot of bad things are happening with sanctuary cities but thats just standing up here answering this question thats one of the things I think about, if we are gonna do something for the states I think they probably want something having to do with sanctuary cities something having to do with other different points that we can discuss, in the very near future, either the airlines or government, we haven’t been given the press in terms of I think fairness of the press but thats okay, yahoo, than anybody else times 2, or everybody combined, and they keep talking about South Korea, it goes up exponentially, within a short period of time we were setting records, we’ve done more than the entire world combined, we’ve done more than every country in the world, we have some governors that are very strong on testing we have other governors frankly that aren’t nearly as strong on testing, their test is much more modest, the real test is when people stop getting sick and they’ll be able to do that too, I understand both systems very well, if you look at the numbers it could be that we’re getting very close, I don’t have the exact numbers we would’ve had them if you asked me the same question a little while ago because people with the statistics were there, we’re gonna be there very soon, I watched your report on NBC today and it was an incorrect report, unfortunately the administration the people that work our government hasn’t been given the kind of credit that it deserves, last month it was about ventilators, we’re able to give them to Italy France Spain, we’re making over 150,000 we’ve distributed thousands and thousands, they converted from cars and other things into ventilators, the job that we’ve seen has not been seen since world war II, we had a call yesterday with governors, I’m sure many of you were on that call-even though you shouldn’t have been, you shouldn’t have been Amy-but they were, the governors were thrilled, we’re doing a job the likes of which nobody has ever done, and I’m not talking about myself I’m talking about people in the army core of engineers, we built thousands and thousands of beds all over the country, in a matter of days what they’ve done is so incredible, and the Dr’s and the professionals and all of the people that you see me with all the time, these are great people and they’ve really done a great job, I think its gonna be very very successful, next year is gonna be a tremendous year for this country, I think Mitch is looking at it as I do to an extent, I wasn’t in favor of it I can tell you that in the Middle East, 8 Trillion dollars, and yet you wanted to fix a pothole a roadway or a highway in this country, you didn’t do it because they didn’t have the money because so much money was spent in the Middle East, we wanna do infrastructure, well I think that-like- hopefully we’re gonna come up with a vaccine, you always have to say “I think”, a lot of movement and a lot of progress has been made, I think what happens is its gonna go away, this is gonna go away, we’ll be able to put out spurts, we’ve learned a lot we’ve learned a lot about “it”, the invisible enemy its a bad enemy its a very tough enemy but we’ve learned a lot, its hard to believe its inconceivable, now we have 184 countries going through hell, I think that a lot of good things are gonna happen, I really believe that 4th quarter’s going to be-maybe tremendous?, well I have many people I know many stories, I lost a very good friend I also lost 3 other friends 2 of whom I didn’t know as well but they were friends, its a bad death its a bad thing it grips onto some people, we found out that young people do extraordinary well, thats why I think we can start thinking about schools, I notice where Purdue University a great school in a great state, I think the whole concept of computer learning is wonderful but its not tela-tela-learning, with this horrible scourge they do very well, I think we found a couple of stars in this room today, I don’t want to spend 2 1/2 hours at an eye doctor, I can call Steve at any time I can call him at 2 in the morning 6 in the morning it doesn’t make any difference, I say “did I wake you” the answer’s always “no”, we’re going through a period of time the likes of which we’ve never seen in this country before, certainly even if you go back into 1917 that was the worst of all time but it was also not as bad here, it was very bad it was very rough it was a bad one, it wasn’t wasn’t quite like what we’re going through right now, its because of the amazing-when you look at how contagious this is-where people literally just being in the same area with other people it catches, 

April 29th, 

Building block, if there’s a fire we’re gonna put it out, if there’s a little ember burning we’re gonna put it out, we’re gonna put it out very quickly, they mislead us, they’re literally a pipe organ for china, planes are coming out of wuhan, they are going to Italy very big time, what was that all about?, we’re coming up with a very distinct recommendation, there’s nothing positive about what happened in china having to do with this subject, we’re lucky that we stopped it in January, we are not happy with the World Health Organization, well as you know we just worked with the meat processes, we have tremendous product we have ample supply, the bottlenecks, I signed something very important last night, I just got off the phone with the biggest in the world, they’re all gung ho, the quarantine is going to be very strong, we have a very good record of having people getting better, we’re just about #1 in the world, couple of countries are doing okay but we are doing very well, will this be used in the earlier phases or the later phases?, its called “in the teens”, with what we’ve gone through as a country, I think I read this is one of the best weeks in the stock market, since the 1950’s or 1940’s, I think there’s a tremendous feeling of optimism in this country, we’re transiting into but its a very transitional period, I think its gonna do good, I think next year all of the fruits of what we’ve all done together, between the drs and the business people, its about growth, we’re going to be in great shape because we’re growing, there are ways to look at it, we are throwing money at the people that lost their job unfairly, they were down and out and we came along, I don’t know him I’ve never spoken to him, I think he’s a very very good man who had a very bad day, and then he wanted to be Ernest Hemingway, he starts writing long memos, you can’t do that when you’re a captain of a ship, when you talk about spreading, it started with 2 people then it went to 12 people, that spread like wildfire, by double by much more than double more than everybody else combined, I didn’t say 5 million somebody said 5 million, I think it might’ve been the Harvard report, yesterday I looked at Deborah I said “what’s with the 5 million”, we’re more advanced than any country in the world on testing, and not only that the testing is the best, they love the abbott laboratory’s test, nobody even thought about that 2 months ago or 3 months ago, I’m saying where did that number come from I keep asking where does it come from?, you know-whats interesting about that number is, I remember when we did a million we said “we just did a million”, and the media said “oh when are you going to do 2 million”, in other words its sort of a set up, its called the media trap it pertains to me it doesn’t pertain to other people, its what I’ve had to experience for 5 years, all I know is this, president Moon of South Korea, he said your testing is the greatest in the world how did this happen?, He said “I want to just tell you that what you’ve done with testing is incredible”, our people should be congratulated, look we are better than anybody in the world on testing, we’ve tested more than anybody in the world, and we have the best tests in the world, we started off with nothing we had nothing we had absolutely nothing, I always say “the cupboards were bare”, they were bare in the military and they were bare medically, in terms of pandemics or epidemics or whatever you wanna call it, who would think you’d have to play the game?, its to a large extent public relations, public relations or whatever, but china is not to be congratulated for what happened, they are not to be congratulated for what took place, and the WHO is essentially congratulating them, we’ve got problems, the United States pays almost 500 million and they pay 38 million, there are a lot of groups out there, we’re gonna make a decision in the not so distant future, one thing I think I’d like to just finish by saying, we reached a million cases, that’s a tremendous amount, and the reason is because of testing, other countries don’t test, they don’t have the ability to do what we’re doing, its a number that in one way sounds bad but in another way is really actually an indication that our testing is so superior, to think that we have more people and more cases than china, does anybody really believe that, but the testing is different, the transparency is much different, its like from day and night, we are totally transparent, x we’re a much bigger country than most also,

May 11th,

Thats not breaking down, its the hidden enemy-remember that-its the hidden enemy, things happen, three tested negative, we had one person, we have a lot of people that work here, those people are tested depending on what portion of the Oval Office area they’re going in, everybody coming into the presidents office gets tested, I felt no vulnerability what’s so ever, the two people as I said and three people they have been tested and its negative, its an interesting question, if we get tested its a problem and if we dont get tested its a problem, I like the way your question was phrased better this way because it is a positive, these machines here they are incredible machines, they are calling-lots of countries, the private sector what they-how they got it done, these are things that didn’t even exist a short while ago, generally speaking, without exception, we are leaving it up to the governors, the people of the country they’ve learned a lot over the last two months, they’ve learned about social distancing washing your hands and other things that we’ve all learned and talked about, they’ve learned about face masks-the good and the bad by the way, its not a one sided thing believe it or not, our country has learned, our country has been incredible, we’ve prevailed on testing is what I’m referring too, you never prevail when you have 90 thousand people 100 thousand people when you have 80 thousand people, the kind of death, millions of people throughout the world that are dying, testing is a very big important function, we have prevailed, what else is new-with china, they should’ve stopped it at the source, hacking, no-not at all-not even a little bit-no-i’m not interested, China’s been taking advantage of the united states for years for many many decades, we had people at this position right where I’m standing sitting right in that office-the Oval Office-that allowed that to happen, I want to see various things that we want, this is really going to be in my opinion we’ll see but I think its gonna be something thats gonna be very special, its a transition to greatness, and greatness is next year,  next year you’re gonna see-potentially, you know a lot of people wanted to do things they were ready to do things but they had to hold back because of the virus, pent up demand, unless somebody messes it up, like a certain party namely the democrats, you’ll mess it all up, we had the greatest in the world-I presided-this administration presided over it, it got great for a reason, in the case of me I’m not close to anybody, so obviously in my case, if you look at all of those people over there, these are White House staffers, and everyone has a mask on, I understand you very well better than you understand yourself, 5 mins etc, you can’t win, so we have a person and the person got something, happened right after a test was done, three other people met that person came into relative contact, that is not exactly not controlling it I think we’ve controlled it very well, we have hundreds and hundreds of people a day pouring into the White House, its a massive office complex, including the very large building right behind us that you know so well, the other people were only people-they were quarantined for a specific reason, the reason is they were in the general proximity of the one person, and the one person I believe will be fine, we’re seeing that all over the world now with young children very very tiny percentage but its still the swelling and the skin rash, its a phenomena thats just been brought to everyones attention, its a tiny tiny percentage, it is a very very small percentage, and people recover from that the children recover from that-right?, we’re studying that very closely and its been on the radar for weeks, its been very rare, its very important to us, I think one of the things we’re most proud of is, deaths per a hundred thousand people, Germany and the United States are at the lowest strung of that ladder, meaning low as a positive not a negative, Germany and the United States are the two best in deaths, which frankly to me, the most important number there is, thats the problem with a question like that, I think its horrible, he looked-i saw the picture of him in his tuxedo it was so beautiful, just a wonderful guy, to me its a very sad thing, I spoke to a number of people that are very much involved, it breaks your heart, its an empty spot on the tape I guess, now do they have additional tapes-I hope, I called him two days ago I said “Tim what do you think-tell me”, machinery apparatus, there just seems to be no effort on certain blue states to get back into gear, the people aren’t gonna stand for it, they want our country opened, I want it open, don’t forget people are dying the other route, you can go with the enclosed route, everything’s closed up you’re in your house you’re not allowed to move people are dying with that too, you look at drug addiction you look at suicides you look at some of the things that are taking place, you can make the case its an even greater number, its a situation, safety is paramount but people are dying in the lockdown position too, and everybody understands that-they’re just starting to find out, look at what’s going on with drugs and look at whats happening with suicides, very substantially, the models haven’t been exactly accurate, these are models done by a lot of think tanks a lot of universities, few of the models have been accurate, as far as the models are concerned, if you go by the model we were gonna lose 2.2 million people, we had to turn down the whole country, we’re at the lowest of all of the models, many of those models are wrong, they’ve been wrong as far as the US is concerned, you know what I don’t want to think about it even, we acted extremely early in keeping China out of our country, and banning people from china coming in, other than our citizens which we obviously had to take, they were watched very carefully, we had to obviously take the people, could you imagine if I said you’re a US citizen we’re not gonna take you, everybody was against my doing it everybody-everybody was-the professionals the doctors, I was pretty much by myself on that one, and it was a lucky thing we did it because we saved hundreds of thousands of lives, it was obvious right from the beginning-the state of Washington, I would’ve said “nursing homes” and I did say “nursing homes”, that is a real vulnerability, Obamagate its been going on for a long time, from before I even got elected, if you look at whats gone on and if you look at now, some terrible things happened and should never be allowed to happen on our country again, I wish you’d write honestly about it but unfortunately you choose not to do so, you know what the crime is the crime is very obvious to everybody all you have to do is read the newspapers-except yours, just from listening and hearing like you do  we all do-not everybody should get a test, because they have to have certain things and they’re gonna know when they’re not feeling well, the meatpacking is moving along very nicely, we have now and nobody says it they just don’t want to write it by far-more tests-than any other country in the world not even a contest, we have the greatest capacity in the world not even close, Ron Desantis of Florida, and maybe thats a question you should ask China, don’t ask me ask china, you may get a very unusual answer, 

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Idk about Gorgeous... i think it's a weird word to sing with the melody she picked - how its sorta drawn-out? I'm not a big fan. Also a lot of people who went to the secret sessions said the lyrics could "cut glass" and "slay us" but I'm underwhelmed by them. "i cant say anything to your face / bc look at your face" sounds like any bland pop song. For me, it lacks the true storytelling that i know Tay is capable of. It sounds like a filler track for the album. Not getting the hype over it

I get that Gorgeous is kinda mellow, but at least it’s not overly cutesy/bobsy, because if that’s the case, people are going to say it’s annoying and childish - two terms that have been widely used against her within her circle of haters, and also two terms that she should try to remove from her label as she evolves as a maturing artist.

I do agree that the lyrics are nowhere near “cut glass”, or “lyrically sharper and more emotionally complex”. There’re still many good lyrics, and it’s already lyrically better than what 98% of mainstream artists out there write, but it pales in comparison to many of her old songs. She gets criticised for every shit in the world, but she never gets criticised for her songwriting and I hope that Rep will not be the album when that happens for the first time. Also then again, perhaps those three songs don’t exemplify the entire album much.

send me your thoughts, expectations, theories whatever about Rep