#bobgasm 🪩

[attapullman]

i can’t get enough of this guy

WE ARE ALL ALWAYS THIRSTY FOR MORE OF OUR BLUE COLLAR BOYFRIEND 🥵 feed the drought, man!

Musician Lew rewrites my body chemistry and I hope he's having the best birthday

[laracrofted]

Blow the poppers, it's a NYE celebration!! ✨🪩

Love, love, love this idea and have so many blogs/fics I want to call out! As someone relatively new to this fandom it's been such a joy immersing myself in so much talent and some of the kindest people I've come across on the internet.

Fics/blogs I love and want to give the biggest smooch to for 2024:

@withahappyrefrain's Behave truly had me in a chokehold (haha punny) and I can never go back. Plus cute doggo pics!

@ohtobeleah's Vice is the gift that gives and gives and one of the fics that got me back into writing. The grazing boards and funny commentary are also gems.

@bobgasm's Kingpin is literally the bee's knees, I cannot get enough of Mob!Bob. Or of Steph's edits (although some may haunt me forever).

@bradshawsbitch's Son of a Preacher Man is one of the most beautiful fics, we live for Preacher!Rhett. Always happy to see Alex in my notifs!

@lewmagoo's Million Dollar Man is one of the best Rhett fics, it scratches a part of my brain and I could read a whole book specifically of MDM Rhett. Plus Leah gets the Lew brainrot!

@sebsxphia I can't even narrow down which of Seb's fics I loved most this year, we were blessed with quality content! Such a sweet presence in this fandom with the best drabbles.

@creatchie8's Yellow Soul is so, so good, between the tension, smut, and Perry Abbott slander. The way I become so immersed in the world is a treat!

@roosterforme's Old Habits Die Hard has made me into a Bradley girlie and I'm not even sorry. I've even started the sequel! She provides us so much free content every week, and is so funny, we are so lucky!

@ryebecca has THE best moodboards, I swear every single one I reblog and tag #moodboards i love. Because I love them all! If I had to choose, the Bob D&D board makes me giddy.

@bobfloydsbabe's Eccentric Professor Bob is incredible and I love him and I cannot wait for the next update! Helena is also the sweetest!

@sailor-aviator also got me on the Bradley train with her Tarzan!Bradley. It's hard not to fall in love with how endearingly Liz writes her characters!

So many other incredible fics out there, but pretty sure I've hit the character limit on asks 😂 so blessed to be in a fandom that continually kills it!

♥️

one thing i've discovered in this positivity night is that asks apparently don't have a character limit anymore ??? but you listed so many amazing authors, and i really have to second son of a preacher man (@bradshawsbitch), yellow soul (@creatchie8), and million dollar man (@lewmagoo). such great rhett fics!

end of the year positivity night 💌

[attapullman]

my love, mark me down as horny for older bf bob. i will be participating in the smut fest 🫡 – @bobgasm

Mark me down as horny for your submission

IBFFM: Old Man Fucker Edition

[attapullman]

WHY is my wife and chaos twin @sailor-aviator getting hate? who do I need to fight??? – @bobgasm

I have nooooooooo idea who could possibly be dropping anon hate in Liz’s asks. Absolutely baffles me. Will keep my eyes peeled.

[attapullman]

here’s a handful of my fave lew pics 🤭♥️

steph!! my beloved!! thank you for starting out our sleepover celebration with a lil NZ intro!

the entire right column are photos on my grave because 😍🥵💀 just love the birthday boy so much 😭

[attapullman]

15. 🫥👅🪡🪱🥝🧃🪃🪕 – @bobgasm

Steph, you don't even have to tag yourself for me to know this was you 😂

15. for every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word

🫥 @bobgasm = chaotic good (yes, this is one word)

👅 @sorchathered = thoughtful

🪡 @sometimesanalice = darling

🪱 @bradshawsbaby= adorable

🥝 @roosterforme = hysterical

🧃 @sailor-aviator = avant-garde

🪃 @bobfloydsbabe = wondrous

🪕 @callsignspark = enthusiastic

soft asks to get to know me

[attapullman]

I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, I'M YOUR WIFE

[attapullman]

MOMO. A DINING EXPERIENCE. PLS ELABORATE 🤭 - @bobgasm

ask me about my wips!

Listen, we all know Bob Floyd is a Grade A Pussy Eater. But have you ever wondered how he honed his talent?

A little snippet for you!

The biggest problem was that he now craved it. And was stuck in the barracks. And his new front seater…why did he have to be attracted to his new front seater?

[attapullman]

when you get this, put 5 songs you actually listen to, then publish. Send this ask to 10 of your followers (positivity is cool) – @bobgasm

steph, my beloved, here's the top 5 5SOS songs i fuckin' bang to on a regular basis

wildflower - 5SOS

i miss you - 5SOS

heartache on the big screen - 5SOS

18 - 5SOS

want you back - 5SOS

[attapullman]

💌 – @bobgasm

Steph! My love, my wife, my first friend on this hellsite!

Not only do you write some of my absolute favourite fics, but you also are just an absolute joy in life! Your dry wit is unmatched and your giggle could start world peace. And I speak for all of us when I say the unhinged edits will stick with me for a lifetime.

mutuals send me a 💌 and ill tell u something i love about you

[attapullman]

2, 10 and 23 for the writing asks my love ♥️ – @bobgasm

steph! my love! you understand the spreadsheet pain!

2. Anything that you'd like to write but feel like you're unable to?

solid, emotionally painful angst. i like a happy ending, and hate hurting people. the one book i've published is slightly angsty and if i could i would redo it because writing angst is a special skill and not one i've even begun to master. would love to write something that tears the heart out.

10. Top three favourite fic tropes.

we like each other, but think the other doesn't / mutual pining

fake dating

age gap (because i continue to have fantasies about being george ead's inappropriately young gf 👀)

23. Dialogue or description? Why is the other one so hard?

DESCRIPTION! i'm a vibes girl, and it's easier going into the description with vibes. but i've made a lot of progress with dialogue in my last few fics. idk, dialogue always sounds so flat to me when i write it, so i hate it.

writing asks

[attapullman]

at the hens do i went to the other night my friends sister and i did the rasputin dance and it was giving major bob and fanboy whodunit? vibes – @bobgasm

okay i am FULLY obsessed with y'all doing the rasputin dance - 11/10 iconic!

and such bob and fanboy whodunit? vibes! like we are deprived of them being alive in the current day and age and having access to just dance. the two of them would literally be holed up with a box of beers and just dancing all day. not even competing to see who's better - just doing the duos so they can perfect it for if the opportunity ever comes up 🕺

[attapullman]

🎂 – @bobgasm 😘♥️

If anyone can appreciate the references in this, it's gonna be you.

“Hiiiiiiiiiii.” The alcohol blurs the edges of your vision, but you can clearly see him standing in the doorway, taking in your sorry state.  Your cheeks are warm, eyes bright, smile wide and dopey. It was muscle memory typing his address into the app, sitting in the back of the Toyota Camry listening to Brandon’s choice of Nickelback songs. You docked him a star purely because he didn’t play “Rockstar” like any sane Nickelback lover would have. Walking up the drive on baby giraffe legs, the nerves hitting you right as you rang the bell. Too late to turn back. 

send me a 🎂

[attapullman]

whale boy knew i needed you more (but he’s still a bit has for not seeing how amazing you are!!) - @bobgasm

okay but when are you coming to america to heal my heart!!! i got rid of him but now there's no one to watch TGM and drink gin with!

[attapullman]

ahhhh i love the new theme!! ♥️♥️ - @bobgasm

thank you! the blog is dressed and ready for love season! ♥️

[attapullman]

lilac, sapphire – @bobgasm

but what if i just gave you the biggest smooch? 😘😘😘😘😘

why do you follow me?