#bob beckel dead – former fox news commentator on the five passes away as sean hannity says ‘we miss him already’

[phillipcole]

Post-AGT Appearance 1185: The Joy Shannon Show am 1180 WHAM February 22

The songs would be rising and falling as before.  Love SOS would have been nominated as song of the year in place of Walker Hayes for the CMT Awards.  I would have another delay with the Cheerleader Killings and a huge setback regarding Demon Dress.

I would have learned About the death of Bob Beckel a couple hours before someone asked if it was the last name on Phillip’s list.  He would have peaked at 61 and died at 65 on the list of suspects.  I would prepare a comment and send it to the Colbert Show.  Colbert himself would read it and decide it was too funny to read on the show.  He would post it on the website and the first person to quote it would be Joy Shannon.  She has a talk show on WHAM radio in New York.  It’s listed as a conservative talk station but her show is supposedly independent.  She would have limited knowledge of who I am and read it in the middle of the show.

Shannon: By now most of you political talk junkies know that Bob Beckel, the token liberal on Fox News for a time has passed away.  I don’t have much to say about him but somebody does.  On the Colbert Show they have a character called Phillip who gets sick when he hears the names of bad celebrities.  Donald Trump is one of them, so he’s been sick for 5 years.  The others are scummy people like Dennis Rodman and O. J. Simpson.  Apparently people are really into who the last mystery name on his list is and someone thought it was Bob Beckel.  So Phillip has been really sick lately and he has a spokesman called Phil who posted this just now on the Colbert website.  I quote:

PBC: Phillip is now healthy enough to react and comment himself about select obituaries.  We asked him about Bob Beckel and he said:

Phillip: I liked The Price is Right and please have your dog or cat spayed or neutered.