#boaredtodeath

[thehuntingcompany]

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[asmyladymcther-blog]

boaredtodeath replied to your post: don’t think about the fact that robb basically...

It’s hard to not think about it when you post it here :(

*whispers* that’s the point

[starkmatriarch]

AU where Ned dies during the Greyjoy Rebellion, and Cat and her children come to live with Robert in King's Landing.

1. Catelyn was heavily pregnant with Arya when word reached her of Ned’s death. It was debated whether it was better to have her give birth in the capital or the North, or whether it was worth the risk of travel. Eventually, it was decided that she would give birth in Winterfell, before travelling south, though it took some convincing of the grief-stricken Catelyn for her to leave the North at all, for how could Robb learn to rule a castle he was so far from? 

2. She reached the castle with a babe in arms and two young children at her side (the bastard had been given to a a family in the Riverlands to be raised well and money given, but nothing more nothing less) and her eyes were red from crying and she was half a ghost from grief, but Robert embraced her like a sister upon arrival and immediately doted on the children, showing them far more attention than he ever showed his own, much to Cersei’s annoyance. 

3. After a while, a few months, Robert found Catelyn sat alone after putting all the children to bed and Arya had had her last feeding. He pulled up a chair and offered her a drink; she refused, but he drank on regardless and as he drank his tongue got looser and tales poured forth eventually from both Catelyn and Robert. They talked until dawn about Ned, stories they both knew, funny ones, sad ones, ones which made their eyes roll. We loved him the most, Cat, he told her at the end of their long, long reminiscing and she had to agree

4. Robert really took to his namesake, Robb, and doted on him way more than Joffrey, and constantly compared him to Ned despite his colouring. He always called him Little Lord Stark, and this caused even more tension between him and the Queen. 

5. Through the years of raising her children there, journeying to Winterfell for several months each year to train Robb, Robert and Catelyn continued to share stories about Ned and often talked about other things as well, really developing a strong brother/sister relationship, which annoyed both Cersei and Lysa. Robert became a proper and true Uncle to Ned’s kids, and always filled them with tales of how brilliant their Father was. 

[crowncdcrow-archive]

boaredtodeath replied to your post: okay but jon is smol and needs to be protected 

Come here little Jon

* aggressively does not trust robert *

[madeofwildfire]

@boaredtodeath  🖤 ‘d this for a starter.

     Her cheeks comparable with two peaches, feverish blush paints      youthful features that still curve over bone. She watches Robert,      the conqueror,  the KING.  (  All glory belongs to brother instead,      but Jaime demands none of it, instead carries the veil of shame      for actions.  But was anyone to know the truth, they would cheer      for Kingslayer,  call him Lion of Lannister  &&  faint at his feet. )      Between two fingers  a lonely curl quickly tying itself into a knot      as nervous fidgeting continues. Brought out of a haze of thought      by a gesture to step closer.  She barely meets his eyes,  out  of      shyness of nature, innocence already stolen.

           ❛ You asked for me. ❜

[ringmailandsilk-blog]

Aww look at my five beautiful followers already thank you beautiful people! @longmayshereign-cersei @killthebxy @crxwnedone @shewolfheart @boaredtodeath

[killthebxy-archive]

guys, an important note:

          i always try my best to stay clear from drama as much as i can, and i pride myself on having a blog that is a safe place for as many people as possible. however, this includes it being a safe space for myself, and this is exactly why i’m writing this.

          i got to know about this situation involving Hash/ mybigfatcock/ whatever other names about a week ago or so, if i remember well. he’d ever been someone i talked to and we had a few threads going, so when he made a post about going through a stressful situation, i naturally messaged him over discord to ask if everything was okay. the story didn’t have many details, but he told me a few people (mainly, Greyjoy roleplayers) had blocked him, because of a situation that happened with @ircnbcrn/ Jackie. i listened to him, and i kept the position i always have in such cases --- i don’t take sides. whatever happens between A and B, is between A and B and i have no wish to start gossiping or judging who is right and who is wrong.

          however, considering the posts i have seen on the dash today and which show undeniable proof that this person makes others uncomfortable and emotionally manipulates them, i honestly can’t stay neutral anymore. i don’t think i have any information to contribute, since Hash was ever nice and friendly towards me personally, but i want to make clear i do not, in any way, condone the things he’s done and that i only learned about today. i knew he’d proposed to Jackie writing a non-consensual thread, as stated above, which he said he regretted and would never do again to anyone --- so, having never had any personal issues with him, i believed it. apparently, i was wrong to do so, and hopefully my good will did not serve in any way to provoke anything bad. i have now blocked him on discord and i have blocked his urls that i know of here on tumblr: mybigfatcock and boaredtodeath. 

          on this topic, and because we spoke on discord yesterday, he told me he was thinking of creating new blogs (at least for Euron), and he inclusively told me of potential urls he was thinking of using: lcrdreaper, drownedcrow, gcdliest. which i am making public, in case eventually any of these start following someone. please notice, though, that he only told me he was thinking of using one of these --- i cannot say if he did/ will, or if these will eventually be used by a completely different person.

          i honestly have no patience nor time for this sort of things, and this is why i’m making clear all that has happened on my end, as someone who used to roleplay/talk to this person. hopefully, i will never have to concern myself with this topic again. but, if any of my followers has been personally affected and is in need of someone to talk to, please feel free to come to me and i’ll certainly listen to you and help to the best of my ability.

thank you for your attention!

[dracaesanguinem]

And why should I be calling you dragon eggs, again? I’ll explain: you were all bestowed on me as a VERY VALUABLE gift, something I cherish and love and hold dear in my heart. You’re more precious than rubies, just one could buy ‘a ship to take (me) back to the Free Cities’ and all three would leave (me) a healthy woman for the rest of (my) life; and still I would never give any of you away for the biggest price in the world. You’ve been here with me and Dany on this amazing journey and I cannot believe we’re growing so much with you all at our side.

This is a thank you post. Not because I reached a certain number of followers (which I can barely believe I did no matter how big or small the number of digits), but because I owe you some love in return for the one you’ve given us both.

I am grateful to each and every one of you for various and diverse reasons and love you all equally. But some of you have stood out with open arms, ready to have me and Dany enter into your lives. And to those, I want to give a little bit of individual attention (this is in no particular order):

Fil ( @killthebxy ): You Fil (ALL THE PUNS) my heart with happiness every time we talk or I see you on my dash. It was by pure causality that I came to form a bit of a bond with you, (PORTUGAL CAR*LHO) and embark on a lovely journey. I want to interract more with IC as we do OOC because I absolutely adore your vision of Jon and your understand of him. Also, you were one of the most supporting people here for me and I’ll never forget that. Vou guardar um espacinho no meu coração e no da Dany para ti e para o Jon. E nunca te esqueças, “mata o menino, João das Neves”.

Tati ( @rhaegxr​ + @vaedar​ ): You’re the biggest sweetheart I have met on this platform. There is not one single person that can disagree that you and Rhaegar (or any of your muses to be honest) are simply brilliant. On our little d/iscord verse, I’ve come to learn so much about my muse and how I, personally, want to portray her. And Rhaegar is simply the love of Dany’s life and their bond makes me want to cry each time because of how perfect it is. Thank you so much for putting up with me and writing with me and just being one of the genuinely sweetest, most supporting and loving partner-in-writing I know. Here’s to many more threads and tears to come!

Scarlett ( @cerseilionesslannister ): We’ve not written here, but nonetheless I feel like you deserve a bit of a spot in this post. Although our relationship did not start on solid ground, you’ve been incredibly supportive of me and that has, somewhat, helped me continue this journey with my muse. Also, I cannot go by without saying that your love for Cersei has inspired me to love my smol dragon queen as well. There’s not a lot of people that put the amount of work and dedication into their muse as you do with Cersei and I think we can all see the result of that in your beautiful portrayal. Thank you so much for being here each time I need to talk to you ♥ I’m really glad we met.

Sophie ( @rcseheir ): Thank you so much for allowing me to play in your little group verse. I cannot tell you how much it has helped me to come out of my shell with my muse and my writing ever since I sent that one message. I owe that to you: the people I’ve met, the lovely possibilities of what’s to come out of that story and pushing me to step out to the big unknown and just talk and meet people. It was a hard thing to do before the moment I got into this group, but thanks to you and your brilliant imagination, I was able to take that leap. Also, your Willas is simply… Amazing. Your portrayal and development of his story have breathed LIFE into him. He is YOURS, truly and completely. Your work and your passion reflecting on this amazing character. You earned all the love and praise you could ever possibly get! And, most of all, it inspires me, personally, a LOT.

Hash ( @mybigfatcock + @boaredtodeath​ ): I think that almost 90% of the people who have seen you on their dash before actually talking to you thought you were a p*orn blog ♥ and you have to admit it’s quite funny. In my case, I 100% thought I was too small and too green of a writer to write with you. Your love and passion for Euron is captivating, inspiring and so genuine. You just really LOVE your character and don’t sugarcoat him to appease to anyone’s tastings. And you’ve taught me to feel the same about Dany. You were the first person here to teach me to play Dany’s ‘darkest side’ and enjoy it for what it is. I can map out eons of theories and plot tons of crazy stories where things don’t quite go down the ‘hero’s journey’ theme and it makes SENSE and it WORKS because, ultimately, you have supported me to think outside of the box in that way — and I learn from the way YOU do it. I have not regretted, for one single moment, having met and developed a friendship with you. We are great partners in crime and I love to jokingly call Euron Dany’s “pirate hubby”. They(we)’ll conquer the world with ships and dragons and krakens and a lot of mutual understanding and support for crazy dark sides. ♥ I really like you

Ruth ( @shaenc ): (hey)  I JUST MET YOU (andthisiscrazy) and you’re already one of my favourite people here. You’re the big sister to my small Dany and I just adore Shaena so much already. Also part of the PORTUGAL CAR*LHO and “let’s taunt @killthebxy ‘s Jon” squad. I can’t wait to develop a friendship and write with you on our little Targaryen verse. It’s also so great I get to teach you more about the ASOIAF world while you teach me about Tolkien’s! Such a win/win.

But also, to all of you that I see on my dash every single that and have brought me smiles and reasons to want to come back over and over again (again, in no specific order):

♥ @saltveined : for writing such a heart gripping Theon && @theeldestsun : for your love of Doran and all of Dorne and being #1 in their defense squad && @wolfqueennamedstark : for making me love a character more than their canon version && @kisscdbyfire : for being such a sweetheart and writing the best wildling babes && @crowncdcrow : for being such an amazing writer and portraying such a perfect Jon && @hecantbekilled : for your awesome Robb and for bonding over coffee and berries && @taintedblccd : for putting huge smiles on my face and having such a great BIG heart && @theusurper + @griffinshand : for being best frenemies since the first minute we became mutuals and making me laugh in public and throwing JonCon at me (lords know I need him in Dany’s life) && @jbearmormont : for being the bear to my Dany and the Jorah I always want to run to, for having the most amazing understanding of one of my fav characters ever && @foreignaccent​ : because your love for Shae transpires and shines so beautifully! I love that you are so understanding and supportive and protective of such an amazing character. It’s inspiring and beautiful. && @akingslayerx​ : because your Jaime is amazing and you make him the justice he deserves! And there’s nothing wrong in loving the way you write him as well ♥ more power to you, honey! You DO write him beautifully. @ofblackfyre​: for creating such a sweet and genuinely great OC that I absolutely love. Lyanna is precious and Dany will forever protect her && @queenofkategat : for writing such a beautiful Lagertha and I can’t wait for us to play once you have your GOT verse settled && @keepfcith : for being the most amazing little and fierce bear and breathing life into Lyanna && @halvbjorn : for having one of the most amazing penned OCs in the fandom and being always so passionate about her && @oftarth : literally the first person I followed her and still one of my fav people && @rhacgal : for being the living fire and child to my Dany, the beautiful dragon Rhaegal && @earth-whisperer : for having Carlotta be such of the sweetest and most heartwarming characters I’ve played with as well as a mother-figure for Dany and just being such a sweetheart OOC && @ofgoldenwit : for your flawless and HUMAN portrayal of Tyrion, for breathing such an unique light into him && @neitherknightnorlady : for her wonderful Brienne and, possibly, the future captain of her queen’s guard && @motherofwolvcs​ : for being #1 in the Cat defense squad and writing so beautifully, inspiring us all, and being such a mother figure to all these babies && @thcbull​ : because even if I just met you, I’m always happy to see some love for Gendry and I hope we’ll be able to write some in the future. && EVERYONE ELSE I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN, BUT LOVE ALL THE SAME!!

If you’re new here, as well, please never be afraid to contact me. I’m more than happy to meet new people, even if I haven’t followed you back, and possibly add you one day to my ‘dragon’s eggs’ baby list. ♥

[rcsethcrn-archive-blog]

so apparently there’s over 300 of you following this mess of a blog (probably includes pornbots but i’m gonna let myself take the W this time) and loving on my precious,vanity-driven bisexual flower child?? idk what ya’ll are doing here but i am 100% grateful for each and every one of you! i just wanted to give a shoutout to some of the people i love and thank all of you for stick around! (if you’re not mentioned on here, please don’t think i’ve forgotten you. if you see this on your dash, just know that you are loved by this fool!) 

THE BABES:

@bird-dove-wolf - i honestly don’t know what i would do if i couldn’t scream at you about marg and sansa. i didn’t think i would meet someone as passionate about their GIANT gay (bi?) crushes on each other and the fact that they’re soulmates. i look forward to plotting ever cliche/cheesy/heartwrenching au with you in perpetuity. 

@athenawrought - what. a. BABE. honestly, i am your ho 5ever bc apparently marg is down to bone at least 2 of your amazing ocs (though amb is DEF both of our favs) you’ve stuck with me through 2 blogs, my incessant whining, and some admittedly cringe-worthy writing on my part. i love you forever, i love you for always, and as long as you’re roleplaying, your faithful ho i will be. 

 @saltveined - i honestly didn’t have too much of an opinion on/sympathy for theon before we started writing together but your portrayal has given me a new-found love and appreciation for him. you are lovely and wonderful and so patient with my slow ass. seven blessings, my dude <3

@ofblackfyre -  ayla, my love! i was so thrilled to reconnect with you after what, a year or more? you were one of the first people i ever shipped with and one of my first consistent partners when i made the original blog for marg. lya is a truly fantastic oc and marg and i just love you both to pieces. <3 

@stagblooded - i don’t jump head first into ships v often but boy howdy did this one happen fast. i loved the idea of steffon as an oc from the get go and marg has had a soft-spot for him p much from the beginning. you have been a joy to write with (i’ve noticed angst has been a common thread thus far but i am not complaining) and i can’t wait to see where we go from here!

I LOVE YOU FROM AFAR ( aka “we don’t talk/write much/at all but u are gr8″ )

@secxndstark , @pearlofruins , @rcseheir, @taintedblccd, @sovietorphan, @skincfsteel, @wineinthewidow, @honourofwesterling, @fifthbornforrester, @wildwclf, @hecantbekilled, @motherstarkling, @killthebxy, @madamehenriette, @reodwulf, @rhaegxr, @queenxfthorns, @unbeatenwclf, @yngwolfrobb, @crowncdcrow, @cerseilionesslannister,

MY  OTHER LOVELIES:

@aloneinmycage, @theirsacrifice, @ofarrowsandfire, @flayersdaughter, @littlealinabolton, @boaredtodeath, @cantfrightenme, @outlawerofbeets, @defenderofthegrove, @worshipsonlydeath, @rainbowguard, @astatheloner, @liittlehound

[theusurper-a]

boaredtodeath replied to your post: boaredtodeath: —written by hash                ...

a reblog and a pun! I love it!

yes, i reblogged it.

TOUCAN PLAY AT THAT GAME.

[waspromised-blog]

CITY AESTHETICS

bold the  city  related aesthetics that appeal to / apply to your muse. REPOST, do not reblog. feel free to add !

smoke escaping a dark alley.  speckled lights up a skyscraper at night.  the business of the morning rush to work.  the smell of freshly baked bread and pastries from bakeries in the early morning.  the crack of dawn walk of shame..  lines of cabs and buses filling the main streets.  sunrise breaking over the horizon.  neons flashing against brick.  lightening cracks upon the pavements.  sunset streaming through the buildings. a theatre district full of tourists and performers.  night time rain hitting long glass windows.  activity on every street corner..  shattered glass littering the concrete.  wind tunnels passing through a maze of buildings.   churches nestled within high rises.   breakfast on a small balcony.   sirens echoing and bouncing off the inner city walls.   dirty rivers breaking up the concrete jungle.   SEASON CHANGES : burnt orange of autumn leaves,  light white snow of winter ,  midday sunshine of summer ,  blooming flower bushes in spring.   crystal canals littered with houseboats.  dusk falling & lights flickering on.  lightning striking the tops of skyscrapers.  vague reflections in the water of fountains.   cigarette ash in the gutter.  darkened and emptied side streets.   lines of people and chatter outside of clubs.   fire escapes trailing down the sides of buildings.   high ceilings in industrial studio apartments.   rainbow hues reflected in glass. cityscape views from monuments.  rain gutters swelling during heavy rainfall.   a park oasis in the middle of the city.  new years fireworks lighting up the night sky.  airplane trails littering the sky.  polished corner offices.  strip club pamphlets strewn across the damp footpath.  rooftop gardens.  oil pools staining asphalt.  sky scrapers protruding thick cloud.   helicopter spotlights.   litter piles surrounding dumpsters nestled down alleyways.  window displays of designer stores.  streets lined with trees..  the contrast of the white paint and asphalt at crossings.  street views from the bathroom windows.   low lit bars permeating red light.  stark white art galleries.  coloured gas thrown across riot lines.  the constant stream of data upon stock market screens.  

TAGGED BY :    @arcusignis​,  my love! TAGGING :    @killthebxy​.   @technogod​.   @vcngful​.   @virzethvezh​.  @incarnatefear​.  @rhaegxr​.  @ofthewhitehands​.  @boaredtodeath​.  @eversoblack​.  @crowbound​.  @iincendiu​.  @predative​.