#bnha tesla

[heronoegg]

finally sat down and made the Kaminari famliy

Father —Denryū Kaminari Mother — Chiku Kaminari : Hero name Livewire Older Brother — Raikyuu Kaminari Older Sister —Yuyu Kaminari (yes Yuyu from Nejire's class) Middle child — Denki Kaminari Middle sister —Seki Kaminari Youngest brother — Denchi Kaminari

[phocids]

if theres one thing about me its that i will have favorite characters that have been dead since the beginning. that we know little about

[ogoatsuyuuta]

my ability to recognize nakamura in any anime should be studied. he could breathe and i'd know it's him. he can't hide from me.

[blorbo-hellspace]

tesla😍😍😍😍

[mamayan]

THE CLIFF HANGER!!!!!😩😭

Delinquency

Fandom: My Hero Academia, Warnings: Angst, Smut, Mention of Gangs, Talk of Babies/Starting a Family, Open Ending, Word Count: 2.8k.

Summary: Once a villain, always a villain: Can Dabi really leave it all behind?

‘I don’t have to put up with this…’ Dabi hauls air in through his nose, teeth clenched so tight it makes his jaw ache.

‘You?’ Somehow your eyes get wider. Your lids peel back, exposing the bloodshot white and shining iris’ that almost pop from your head. ‘Please, enlighten me to what you’re putting up with, Touya. Because it sure as shit wasn’t me lying about still being involved with the fucking league.’

Dabi rolls his eyes.

Bites his lip.

Reminds himself that he loves you. ‘You don't -.’

‘Don’t you fucking dare say I don’t understand.’ There’s a shake in your voice as you try and hold back tears, but you don’t drop his gaze. You'd been ten minutes away from ringing around hospitals and praying that he'd been admitted to A&E rather than the morgue when he'd swaggered back in, knuckles sore and face bruised. ‘You told me after all the shit with your dad, you'd be done with all of that.’

Dabi sighs. ‘I am.’

You snort.

Falling in love with Dabi had meant a lot of things: learning to live with the burnt hand prints on your fridge, adjusting to the looks and hushed judgements when you walked down the street hand in hand and the coming and going of the former members of the League. You’d accepted all of that, fuck, you’d hosted dinners for his old gang, had the famous Shigaraki grace your God damn table, but the one thing you couldn’t accept was his complicity. ‘Your fucking knuckles are bleeding.’

He shakes out his hand, wincing as the ligaments tug at swelled tissue. ‘It was one fight - Tomura just needed some guy putting in his place, I’m not going back - I pr-.’

‘Don’t make promises you have no intention of keeping.’

‘Doll.’ He steps forward, arms opening to hold you, but you’re backing away before he can close the gap.

Choking back a sob, you lick the dryness from your mouth as the panic of the last few hours bubbles under your skin. ‘You’re almost thirty, Touya. We have a house, a fucking mortgage…' You bite your tongue and screw your nose up. 'Oh, my God, I was thinking about asking you for a baby. What, I - I must be stupid. How could I raise a baby like this… When, when it’s father’s off burning people to a fucking crisp just because his old boss asked him to…’

Air sticks in his throat. The word ‘baby’ ricocheting around his head like gunfire. ‘Shig -.’

‘Oh, Shigaraki can look after himself.’ You snap.

‘I…’ He wets his lips. Suddenly, his joints don't ache – the pain is in his chest instead. ‘Are you serious? About - about wanting a baby?’

‘Well not any more.’

He steps back as if slapped.

You run a palm down your face. ‘What if you go to prison? Huh? I get stuck on my own with a brat and a house I can’t pay for? Then, what? All because you couldn’t tell Shigaraki that you don’t want to be involved any more?’ There's tears spilling over your cheeks that you don't even bother wiping away. ‘What the fuck happens if you die, Touya?’

Chest tightening, he can feel his stomach ache. The now ancient scars of staples etched into his skin clenching as memories of Hell fire and bad blood threaten to overload his system. Then, you're laughing and it’s ringing in his ears snapping his attention back to you.

Your panic is fading now, being beaten out and replace with something stronger. Anger broils in your stomach so hot that you’re mad with it, but you’re too far gone to care. ‘Fucks sake, the girls were right - I should have dated Natsuo. You think his girlfriend has to put up with this shit? I bet you money he doesn’t come home wearing someone else’s blood like fucking aftershave.’

Dabi can't get his baring. His head is too full to think as the image of you cradling a child, his child, fills the void between his ears. ‘It was one job.’

‘Until the next one.’

‘I - fuck -.’

You shake your head, letting out a shaky laugh. ‘Don’t. It’s okay. I should have known what I was signing up for… It’s my own fault for thinking I could build a life here.’

‘No - wait. Doll -’ He reaches for you again, but you're already out of reach.

‘No.’ You lift your arms into the air in surrender. ‘It’s okay. I get it. The League is always gonna win.’

‘The League doesn’t exist any more.’

‘Could have fooled me.’

You go to bed alone. The darkness is suffocating, the bed too large without Dabi's frame, but even that is better than the smell of blood and spit. At some point, the shower gurgles to life, forcing out the menacing ricochet of thoughts that cause you to wonder just how long your relationship has left. It leaves you empty, sucked dry of everything, but the heavy thundering of the man you love washing blood from his knuckles next door.

The water is too hot, scorching the delicate seams of his skin. Scar tissue and skin grafts have long since settled, leaving him now with a more cohesive patch-work than the back-ally surgeons and staple guns could ever manage. He runs a hand over the scar covering the back of his wrist. That life seems miles away now.

Or, it would if he didn't go running back whenever Shigaraki called.

Which he did.

There was always a job his quirk was perfect for, or a meeting he didn't trust anyone else to mediate, a delivery that would only be safe if it was in his hands. Whatever it was, Dabi always said yes. Maybe it was because being a villain was all he had ever known? Or, maybe, just maybe, deep down, he enjoyed it... Couldn't take the restlessness of a house in the suburbs, a girlfriend who loved him despite all his flaws and the possibility of more: a baby. The word repeats on him again.

He'd never seen himself as a father. Never had an interest. Didn't want the responsibility of raising a brat, or worrying at every single turn if he was becoming his father. It had never appealed to him. That was... Until you.

Now, the image of you swollen and fat, round with his child made his balls ache. You'd look stunning, with glowing skin and one hand permanently rested on your stomach. He wonders if your tits would swell too. If your nipples, already so delicate and sweet would become more sensitive as your body prepared to offer new life to the world. Would the taste of your cunt change, once he finally allowed you to feel full of him. Something he's used to denying you time and time again. The image of you dripping with him, your fingers messily spooning the thick spend back into yourself as you beg for him to breed you burns itself into the back of his eyelids.

His eyes snap open.

Swearing, he reaches down and grips the base of his cock and watches as it twitches, helplessly in his grasp.

Sleep has barely begun to tug at your eyelids when the shower abruptly shuts off. You wait with baited breath, air locked in your chest as his footfalls creep back into the bedroom. You expect him to leave, to sleep on the sofa like he has done in the past when you have argued, but after a moment, he's moving again, rounding your side of the bed and dropping to his knees, still dripping.

Dabi's throat bobs. 'I told him, I'm done.' He mumbles, offering up his phone that he slides to you, screen up, across the mattress.

You push yourself up onto an elbow and peer at the phone where a text chain glows. To his credit, there's a message there – one swearing off further involvement, but still, your heart aches. Biting the inside of your cheek, you bring your eyes up to meet his. 'I don't -.'

He doesn't let you finish. Instead, he reaches for your hand and squeezes. 'I know... I know you don't have any reason to trust me, but look at me and tell me: does it look like I'm serious?'

The muscle in your jaw flexes. You've always had a good read on him. It's the only reason you've both gotten as far as you have.

'Am I serious?'

You lick your teeth.

'I...' Swallowing, he rubs a thumb over your knuckles. 'I mean it, I... Fuck, I wanna give you a baby so bad.'

'Touya – I can't...'

'I mean it.' He cups your cheek with his other hand. 'Don't just believe me, let me prove it to you.'

Covering his hand with yours, you peer into his eyes: searching. You want to believe him. You do. More than anything. 'Touya...'

'Doll.' Dabi leans in, his nose pressing against your cheek as he breathes hot air over your cheeks. In the millimetre of space between your lips, he whispers. 'Let me... Please.'

You close the distance between you and sink into the taste of him. His hand wraps around the back of your neck immediately, keeping you cradled close to him as he lets himself soak into your touch.

Letting yourself fall, you allow his weight to push you back until you're laying flat on the bed, but he doesn't break the kiss once. There's a desperation in his tongue. A passion had always burnt bright between you, hot and fierce, and yet, right now, his whole being is calm. He cages you in, bracketing your head between two strong elbows as he continues to pour himself into you. His tongue breaches the seam of your lips, licking into your mouth with a fever.

'Touya... Touya, please.' Gasping against his mouth, your hands find his hair and tangle in the strands there. You pull, earning yourself a quiet moan that he feeds into your mouth with another scorching kiss. Already you can feel a molten stone begin to burn in your stomach, with each of his touches your doubts are unpicked, his kiss the salve to your worries as he scatters love against your neck.

'Tell me what you need, Doll. Tell me.' Towel slipping from his hips, Dabi finds himself bare. It's odd. To be the one laid so naked while you're still clad in your sleep clothes. It makes him feel stripped, vulnerable and yet, there isn't a single inch of him that is weary.

Letting your hands slip from his hair, you cradle Dabi's face and force him to look at you. 'You... I need you.'

A smile breaks his features then. It still feels strange, tugging unusually at the edges of his mouth as if pulled by invisible strings. Pressing his hips down, he presses his half-hard cock against your pelvis and licks his teeth when he feels the blood pulse under your skin. 'Yeah? You need me, or do you need him, Doll?'

Squirming, you buck your hips anxious to feel more of him. He's searing hot, yet far too cold through the layers of your sleepwear leaving you anxious. You reach down, dropping his face in order to pull at your shorts, trying and failing to slip them from your legs.

Dabi sits back on his haunches, his hands trailing down your body slowly, but firm.

His palms are rough, calloused against your shoulders as they slip lower and take hold of your chest. For a moment he lingers, appreciating with a squeeze. You're so soft and eager, pressing up into him as he kneads at you.

A broad swipe of his thumbs over your nipples has you arching. The desperation inside of you feels as though it might tear you apart as he takes one between his fingers and rolls it, forcing it to pebble quick in the warm air.

'Shh, I've got you, Doll.' Bowing his head, Dabi lays a broad-thick lick against your neglected nipple while slowly pulling at the other. He'd never much cared for pleasure before you. Never really cared about being good. He fucked out of boredom, out of a stubborn biological need that was burrowed somewhere deep inside of him and yet, now... Now he could do without the orgasm. He'd give you his mouth, his fingers, his cock without anything in return if only it meant he was able to bask in your pleasure, to watch, to give.

It makes him want to laugh sometimes, just how much you've changed him.

How much good you bring to him.

If only he could give you something back...

If he could give you the best of him.

'Fuck, fuck... Touy – Touya.' Scrambling, you draw your nails down his back leaving brilliant red in their wake. He likes it. You know he does. Wearing the marks of how he makes you feel, so you don't bother to lighten your touch as you do it again.

Touya drops his head as a moan rolls up his throat and into your ear. The muscle in his back tenses under your abuse, a stark reminder of just how delicate the line between pain and pleasure so often is. 'Oh, baby...' He purrs.

Letting your knees drop to the side, you allow Dabi to nestle between your thighs - closer to where you so desperately need him.

He can feel it, the heat, almost burning to the touch as he reaches down to swipe two fingers through your folds. Usually, he's the one who runs hot, but right now, you're giving him more than a run for his money. His hand comes away wet and sticky. Strings of your arousal drip down his digits, reaching his knuckles before he raises his hand to his mouth and licks you from his skin.

'Touya...' Your heart is racing, hammering against your ribs as you watch him clean himself of you. 'Touya, don't tease.'

'Oh.' He feigns sympathy, before a cruel smirk twists at his features. 'Did you want a taste too, baby?'

There's no waiting for you respond, no answer or rebuttal. There's just a moan locked deep in your throat and then, his fingers pressing down on your tongue. The taste of you bursts in your mouth, mixed with the dull tang of Dabi's spit.

Dabi hums, but the noise gains gravel as soon as you begin to suck at him. He hisses through his teeth, his thumb digging into your chin as he slowly inches his fingers back of your mouth. He growls, hooking a finger to stroke at the plush of your lips. 'For that, missy, I ain't prepping you.'

'As if that's a punishment.' You grin and lift your hips.

There's a hunger in his eyes now. One that is laced with the millions of things he's scared to admit as his expression flickers to match yours. He cocks an eyebrow and reaches for the towel around his waist. Yanking at it, he tosses it off the end of the bed and sits back on his haunches.

You love this bit. The bit were he makes you watch. Your cunt drools onto the mattress, providing the perfect lube for him to begin stroking himself. He dips into you, collecting as much of your slick as he can before wrapping his soaked fingers around his cock.

The slide is perfect. The wetness from you mixes with his own pre-cum, making each pass with his fist divine. It sends shocks of flame up his spine. Licking at his vertebrae, the pleasure builds, bubbling in-between sinew and cartilage, forcing him to bend. He leans into it, letting his body roll to find more of the pleasure he craves. 'Fuck...' He sighs, taking his bottom lip between his teeth. Pressing his cock to your entrance, he tilts forward and then...

His phone rings.

-> Masterlist

[cinghialefedele]

Teehee call me slow bc i tbh have never really watched the bleach anime AT ALL until the tybw arc (shhh i read the manga like 4 times ok) but I'm just now learning that Tesla's Japanese VA is also Muramasa's, (as well as most recently young Chojiro's voice) and outside of Bleach, I had no idea he is also

Greed in FMA:B, Bruno Buccellati in JJBA, Mumen Rider in OPM, Hawks in BNHA, Yoshiki in Corpse Party, and a shit ton of other characters in anime and video games.

That being said........i should actually watch the hueco mundo arc some time lmaooooo

[ang3l0fde4th4ndd0gs]

Okay so at some point I was writing like 4 fandoms at once and some original stories. I have since written one Disney one shot and the rest has all been Marauders. So I have a feeling I should fix that 😂. I loved being a fully multi fandom account. Like I wrote Marvel stuff, Harry Potter stuff, Disney stuff, MCYT stuff, BNHA stuff, OUAT stuff all at the same time and had like 40 different books. Most of it was MHA of course cause at the time, that was the big thing. Everyone was into that. But I haven't written much outside of my bubble. So I present a challenge (for those who want to participate of course), give me a fandom to get into. I will post my list of fandoms under the cut. I will look into said fandom and write at least one one shot about it and put it in AO3. Only because I would love to be multi fandom again, I just haven't gotten into much as of lately.

Once Upon a Time 

Harry Potter

Marvel

Star Wars

Glee

Liv And Maddie

Disney

V for Vendetta

Hamilton

Heathers

BNHA

Doctor Who

Firefly/Serenity 

Lovejoy (But I don't Support Wilbur)

Wilbur Soot (Don't support Wilbur himself)

Technoblade

Friends

Wednesday

Divergent

Disney Parks

Tesla

Riverdale

Melanie Martinez (I don't support Melanie herself)

Sam Smith

Tom Lehrer

Mitch Hedberg

John Mulaney

Nick Kroll

Taylor Tomlinson

Dungeons And Dragons

Gabriel Iglesias 

Stranger Things

Unus Annus

Markiplier

Jacksepticeye

CrankGamePlays

Five Nights At Freddy’s

Slime Rancher

Harley Quinn

Dear Evan Hansen

Dangnonronpa

Bob Ross

In The Heights

Free Guy

Percy Jackson

Apollo Series

Asylum Series

My Chemical Romance

Paramore

Cinder Series

Nerdy Nummies

How To Cake It

Monster

Grease

Animal Crossing

Totally Reliable Delivery Service 

Call Of Duty

Halo

Zoo Tycoon

Powerwash Simulator 

Alexa and Katie

The Crown

Bo Burnham 

Beetlejuice

Lana Del Rey 

Face Off

Red Rising

Kevin Hart

Jo Koy

Mateo Lane

Slime Meowy

PeachyBbies 

Assassination Classroom 

The Grinch

Moriah Elizabeth 

TPM Videos

Andy Weir

Project Hail Mary

Artemis

Ready Player One

The Martian

Inception

Punisher

Spiderman

Shadow And Bone

Six

Narnia

Marauders

Hazbin Hotel

Dear Evan Hansen

Game Of Thrones

Gilmore Girls

StampyCat/StampyLongNose

Mean Girls

After Series

Archie Comics

The Flash

Arrow

Ouran Highschool Host Club

TX2

SkyDxddy

Cloudy June

We Three

AC/DC

Aerosmith

Dorian Gray

Ben Barnes

Hadestown

Blue Eye Samurai

Daz Black

JacksFilms

Bridgerton

How to train your dragon

P4perback

Whataboutpadfoot

P4perangel

Taylor Swift

Brain Leak

VOILA

Skyrim

Assassin's Creed 

Pirates Of The Caribbean 

Deadpool

X-Men

Bluey

Mario

Jujutsu Kaisen

Hozier

Good Omens

Sam And Colby

Kall Me Kris

Billie Eillish

Little Misfortune 

Nerdforge

The Princess Bride

DSMP

HermitCraft

My Little Pony

A Goofy Movie

Slime Obsidian 

The Rise Of The Order

The Last Of Us

The Big Bang Theory 

South Park

Winx Club

OddCat Cosplay

Commander BunBun Cosplay

Soul Eater

Heartbreak High

Young And Hungry

The Lord Of The Rings

Saturday Night Live

Westworld 

Lucifer

Chapell Roan

Renee Rapp

Tinkerbell

Queen

(As of 8/01/2024)

Some might be doubles but, that was everything I've been into. A lot of it honestly doesn't have great fanfiction potential though. I have admittedly written a little bit of Ben Barnes stuff too. But not much. I think maybe 5 one shots if that.

The whole list was taken from my Quotev list. But, I wanted to share my own interests and encourage others to share theirs. Perhaps tag someone and let's see how many interests I can collect lol.

I know that there are a lot of fandoms here that I probably could write for but haven't gotten around to it. I probably will eventually I just also enjoy the thought of learning new things as well.

[nineteensixtyeightpontiacgto]

about

This is a sideblog for fun and whimsy because frankly, we deserve it. We don’t do syscourse and I say this very frankly: if you call us a “sysmed” for ANY reason at all, get fucked. Also blocked. We’re a cluster b system and have solidarity with all of cluster b, yes, even THOSE disorders. (And solidarity with cluster a, c, and psychotics!)

Trans, queer, pro m-spec gay/lesbian, bi/pan solidarity, aroace, we reclaim slurs here, you don’t know us so you don’t get to decide how we identify or what we get to reclaim. Stop yer pearl-clutching.

We are anti-car and car culture, anti-suburbia. However. I still like cars. I know, it’s problematic. But cars look so cool. I love sports cars but also vintage cars. I long to have a 1968 Pontiac GTO, black, leather seats. Just for the display. (Also: we like cars purely for their aesthetic reasons, we do not understand car mechanics nor do we wish to but also fuck Tesla and fuck Elon Musk).

Host is a fan of Vampire the Masquerade and is constantly trying to fix the very messy, fucked up lore. But I like vampire clans :3c. Furries. Well, like two. The rest were forcibly assigned fursonas despite not being furries.

Fandoms to expect:

BNHA

Devilman Crybaby

Kakegurui

Death Note

Mirai Nikki

Grey’s Anatomy

VtM (and Dark Ages: Vampire, Victorian Ages Vampire)

Furry

Critical Role & Dimension 20

LA by Night (namely Nelli G)

Skyrim

Sims

[that----bitch]

she can already buy 5 teslas a month!

#bnha #bokunoheroacdemia #anime #money #momoisrichierich

[eyydragons]

Art for Viridian by @myheadinthecloudsnotcomingdown

because I lack self-restraint.

[heronoegg]

i've said this before and i'll make a better fam tree but this guy as Kaminari's older brother his actual villain name is Tesla.

my headcanoned reason he didn't show mercy to Kaminari is because brain smartness truly doesn't run in the family, he didn't recognize his little bro cause he was wearing a hero costume the same way Kaminari didn't recognize him because he was wearing a villain costume, i have this to back me up when i rewatched the first episodes and Tesla said "I don't wanna hurt the kid because i have a brother myself but i will if i have to" in the dub when he was negotiating with Momo and Jirou

me and my friend have a whole trauma dump for how as a kid Kaminari's dad used his son to commit acts of crime when he was young and impressionable but he is a good father and only did it for last ditch efforts he knew he couldn't escape from Kaminari's quirk amplifies his quirk and is stronger so he could have 5 year old Kaminari make lightning and he would take it and use it. Kaminari broke down having to face his dad who he thought in the back of his mind walked out on him and his mom but he never wanted to believe that was the truth he has so many good memories with his dad he couldn't believe it when he saw and fought him at the liberation front

Mama Kaminari who's a hero and has 0 knowledge of what happen to her husband he just disappeared one day not long after one of her sons disappeared as well, i call her hero name is Livewire

Tragedy family :)

[wetdabi]

dabi was fucking vlogging during every fight i can’t

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Kaminari: Oh don’t be such a crybaby! None of our quirks work either and you don’t see us freaking out.

~ 5 minutes earlier ~

Kaminari: ELECTRICITY COME BACK ! I CAN’T MAKE MY ZAPPY ZAP !

(cries and sucks his thumb)

[blorbo-hellspace]

Hand over the Tesla headcanons 🔫 /j

Nah fr tho top 5 ships and why

god ships are hard /t i assume you mean just bnha but idk if i have many bnha ships rlly??

anyways in no particular order:

Jin x Toga

cute cute cute cuteeee, the chemistry, theyre like MADE for each other

Spinner x Dabi

i just think they r soooo neat!! i think they should get high and play horror games 2gether and then maybe kiss after. i also think the angst potential of them being mutually toxic in a loving way is great.

Natsuo x Fuyumi

what do i even need 2 say here you know me man. they r siblings. i am traumatized. /lh

Tsuyu x Ochako

i just think theyre neat. lebsians.

Toga x Dabi

how could i forget them rlly? theyre grrrreat. so much potential. much like spinnerdabi, they both feel unlovable and project it onto each other. they harm each other because they love each other.

[fulmine-art]

Heehee.. lightning powers

[shotorozu]

oh my god telling shinso, bakugo, deku and aizawa that they look breedable and submissive 💀

“looking submissive and breedable”

character(s) : shinsou hitoshi, bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku, aizawa shouta (bnha)

legend : [Y/N = your name] gender neutral reader, quirk’s not mentioned, third year au!

i mean,, the terms submissive and breedable are definitely suggestive 💀 but there’s nothing explicitly spicy in this

headcanon type : fluff, crack, suggestiveness but nothing actually explicit as per usual (x reader)

note(s) : i found that entire thing funny. like, tiktok compliments went from “i have a tesla oops im rich!” to “i am submissive and breedable” 🗿 these are mostly reactions, so there’s not a ton of nuances. also i planned on posting this sooner but i mourned after watching tokrev ep21

might delete later if i hate how this looks

»»————-　♡　————-««

shinsou hitoshi

you saw someone commenting under a tiktok simp video that they were submissive and breedable

and you simply cackled thinking about telling that to him— who’s him? well, that’d be hitoshi

so, here you are, walking towards him without any plans, but to tell him that he’s “looking submissive and breedable today, shin”

oh my GOD

why do you do this to him? like,, he knows about your frequent tiktok shenanigans. after all, it’s been a while since you guys started dating

but he never expected said pranks to actually FLUSTER him?? his plans of remaining composure have been demolished.

like.. hitoshi’s probably seen a tiktok comment like that, and hasn’t thought much of it since. if any, he probably called denki ‘down bad’ after seeing him comment that under some girl’s tiktok 💀

but when you tell him that? that’s a whole different story

he knows you’re filming a tiktok, and tries his best to maintain his composure— but even such comment would make him crack

for the first few seconds, you can actually see that it had some flustering effects on him 🧍‍♀️

the way his hand shoots up to cover his mouth— LIKE THAT REALLY DOES ANYTHING TO SHIELD HIS BASHFULNESS 😃

but, after those first seconds pass— it feels like he can actually react the way he wanted to

even though he knows you’re just saying that for a tiktok, hitoshi probably takes a look at himself

like he’s trying to see if your statement is valid or nah 💀

he finally speaks, “thank you…?”

“‘thank you’??” 😦

it just kind of looks like his soul left his body for a second, and now he’s acting like everything’s fine??

like bro 🤨 weren’t you a windows loading screen a second ago? you’re not acting as suave as you think rn, mr. shinsou hitoshi 🙎‍♀️

“well what am i supposed to say? thank you for recognizing my breedable-ness, i am capable of multiplying and making mini shinsous 🤨❓”

and this makes you go 😀😳😯 in a matter of SECONDS

lets just say, he wasn’t the one that walked away flustered afterwards— but the tiktok comments section couldn’t find themselves blaming you.

bakugou katsuki

if you’re gonna do this to bakugou katsuki— i think i have the right to question your mental state 😨

you have a desire for self-demise, probably. you simply wanted to do this prank on him for his reaction, not caring if the idea would be worth it in the end

even though you’re dating him, that doesn’t make you safe just yet 🧍‍♀️

like, what makes you think this was going to be a good idea 🤨 either way— you fear absolutely nothing and i respect that

you run towards him, recording the tiktok in the process, and with laughter falling from your lips, you say “kats, you’re looking real submissive and breedable today.”

upon hearing the terms used, his face literally goes RED like a tomato— is it embarrassment? humiliation? bashfulness? is it all of the above? yeah it is

thinks the terms being used for complimenting purposes is horrid, and downright awful

probably fought someone in a random tiktok comments section about it— and when asked about his opinion on it, he visibly scowls

that doesn’t mean you have no effect on him whatsoever.

“what the fuck.” it sounds domineering, instead of it being a question. he’s in disbelief, but at the same time, it sounds like katsuki’s not questioning you

thinking you’ve said it all too quickly for his understanding, you repeat yourself “you’re looking subm—”

“what the fuck??” he repeats the same three words, except he sounds absolutely menacing 😨 and he’s glaring now

oh no. not good news. like c’mom— you just told your constantly furious looking boyfriend, with a explosion quirk, mind you

that he was submissive and breedable 😃 you fear nothing, because katsuki himself knows he’s unable to do any harm to you for several different reasons

more laughter falls from your lips when his eyes narrow even further into slits, blush deepening in rich color

you were about to make your next move, which was just 🏃💨 because you assumed you got the reaction you were looking for

he puts his hero training into use, and TUGS at your arm, pulling you back near him— you’re like 🏃😃❗️

“oi, oi, oi, where the fuck do you think you’re going, hah?”

you stop laughing 😨 at this point, your recording made an abrupt stop. “you can’t just run away after saying all of that shit— hey!”

you somehow manage to slip out of his grasp, and a chase between the two of you began 🧎‍♀️

he was furious for several different reasons, and you had to make up for it by pampering his ass 🚣‍♂️

the tiktok comments section thought you passed away 💀but on a brighter note— the tiktok’s sound went viral

midoriya izuku

menace behavior (2)

tell him that, and he’s probably gonna turn into stone— and collapse onto the floor 🗿

you knew this was probably going to fluster him— and while you don’t regularly anyway enjoy tormenting him by making him literally BUFFER

you made exceptions in the past, especially for tiktoks— so, you’ll make an exception for this one 🤩 he is cute when he’s flustered after all

after some minor preparing, you go out to find izuku, as you’d like to do this as soon as you could— and which you luckily run into in the hallway. izuku beams at the sight of you

“Y/N!” he rushes over to you, just about to offer you his greeting kiss on the cheek — until you say the following words

ever so casually too.

“izuku you look super submissive and breedable today.”

,,, pause. 😀

like a sunrise, the realization to your words is evident on his face. from the way his cheeks get redder each second that passes, and the way his jaw goes slack

you can only silently laugh, while his reaction grows in shock, and severity

he’s kind of like 🥰☺️😀😃😧😮😨😱 it’s nearly the entire ‘smileys and people’ emoji category /hj

it’s like you WANT him to shut down 😨 because at this rate, he will.

i’m not gonna lie around and say he had absolutely no idea what submissive or breedable meant

like,, separately, he knows what they mean, alright 😃 we can all blame that one unfortunate encounter he had on the internet for that.

but that doesn’t mean he won’t get flustered— man saw those words in a tiktok comments section once

once

and was literally red in the face for an hour, he didn’t know it was considered as a compliment now (it’s not,, exactly one)💀

and he’s still trying to understand it

his mouth opens, but as expected, nothing is actually being said. “i— uhm, uhm! thank you?”

you allow him to speak, amused by the way he fumbles with his hands like he’s juggling invisible objects 💀 mouth opening and closing like a fish

it looks like he could erupt like a volcano 🌋🤭 or pass out, or short circuit you get what i mean

“oh that’s,, probably not the right answer uhm.. i am grateful that there is a exponential possibility of producing, and procreating fruitful children! if you so ever please uhm..”

i mean, that’s what he said— but he managed to say it all a little too quickly. at least, for any outside viewer’s understanding. on the other hand, you understood everything

at this point, your green haired boyfriend knows he’s rambling, and he just WISHES he’d shut the fuck up. but, he mouth keeps disobeying what his mind wants or needs to do

“i.. am rambling. and, i’m probably really, really red. and uhm, blushing.. right?”

you nod, and you laugh at the way his mouth shutters— opening and closing wordlessly, trying to form at least something coherent, to stop embarrassing himself infront of you

“you’re adorable.”

his blush looks like it’s relieved of some of it’s color, the compliment making him relax. izuku’s still red though 💀 “thank you!”

the tiktok goes viral, and as expected of your expectations— no one made fun of him. it would feel wrong to do so anyway 🧎‍♀️

aizawa shouta

first of all,,,

are you sure 😃❓ that you want to 😃❓ do that 🤨❓

you were not just a little hesitant, but very hesitant on telling aizawa shouta— pro hero eraserhead, that’s also the strict, homeroom teacher of class 1-A

that he was submissive and breedable 💀

you debated with yourself, weighed the pros and cons of it all— and thought out loud “hey, do i— actually want to tell shouta that? do i? really?”

it wasn’t like shouta was a teenager by all means— he’s 31, an adult. he most likely knows what that is

and even if he was unaware, we have presentation mitochondria as his bestie, and midnight sensei to tell him innuendos like that

and despite your hesitancy, you still managed to suck it up— and gather as much courage and bravery as you could

regardless, you are extremely brave— i’d say much braver than telling bakugou that he was the aforementioned

because i rather eat a couch than tell shouta that

after mentally preparing yourself, and self reassurance— you pace back and forth with your phone in your hand

because y’know— you keep changing your mind if you actually want to tell your fatigue boyfriend that, and possibly make him more fatigue

“oh jeez, do i actually want to do this?” you mess around with your phone anyway, to make sure it’s still ready for recording

“do what?”

hearing the familiar gravely, baritone voice causes your thumb to press on the recording button, utterly startled 💀

you turn around, and of course— it had to be your boyfriend, shouta. the person you were looking for “you’ve been pacing around. do i know why exactly? no. i don’t”

“you look submissive and breedable.”

you can feel your self reassurance melting away 😨 and you can already feel the tears forming /hj

you did NOT actually mean to say that so bluntly— but there is no turning back now 😃 #yolo

you wince at the silence, and you observe his face for a reaction— though it might be a little painful doing so.

shouta contemplates if he should say anything. but, in the end— his face is like 😐

basically, he does not look amused— he looks so done, and it looks like he could just sprint away at any given moment

he could but he doesn’t want to bc you’re his s/o 💀

THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE FEARING 😭 i mean, you were anticipating this kind of a reaction, but that didn’t make things better

he— has heard of those terms, we can blame his besties for that. i can’t say he’s on tiktok because thinking about learning how to use the app makes him tired 💀

he doesn’t know how that’s a compliment, and he does not know how to respond to this

so, he says this “… okay. please take a nap with me.”

“sure, alright.” “alright.”

you’d say he had no reaction, but you can see some redness at the tips of his ears. you feel nice, knowing you still have an effect on him

you guys don’t talk about this encounter, at all. he still gives you that flatline 😐 expression, if you ever call submissive or breedable again.

and because of that, the tiktok remained in your drafts for a bit— until shouta told you it was fine to upload it

“when it gets to a certain amount of views or likes— just private it, take it down or whatever.”

the tiktok gets 700k views 😨 and a bunch of comments laughing at his expression, and reddened ears. his besties had a good laugh

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