#bmwincorrectquotes
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Some guy: hey Topanga, you look nice today
Shawn, aggressively pushing the guy away: Hey Topanga, Cory thinks you look nice EVERYDAY
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 6 months ago
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Chet Hunter: I mean, you’re like a son to me
Shawn: I don’t mean to scare you, but I am your son
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Cory: there’s only one thing worse than dying
Cory: *rips paper to reveal the words ‘Shawn dying’* Boom
Shawn, nodding: Myself
Cory: NO
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 1 month ago
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Jack, trying to get to know Shawn: so… when’s your birthday?
Shawn: why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Virna Hunter: I don’t remember raising you this way
Shawn: I don’t remember you raising me at all
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Topanga: We tried things your way, boys
Shawn and Cory: No, we didn’t
Topanga: We did it in my head and it didn’t work
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 7 months ago
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Cory: oh, I can’t move cause Shawn fell asleep on me
Rachel: wake him up?
Cory: *enraged and offended*
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 8 months ago
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Shawn: Am I in trouble?
John: Take a guess
Shawn: No?
John: Take another guess
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 10 days ago
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Cory: do you guys think I complain too much?
Angela, walking into the room: what is Cory bitching about now?
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Shawn: *is sad*
Cory: *waking up in cold sweat in the middle of the night* Something is wrong
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 7 months ago
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Shawn: I’m playing a new drinking game. It’s called “every time I get depressed I take a shot”
Jack: that game exists and it’s called alcoholism
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Rachel: Cory, tell us a secret
Cory: Fine. I’m in love with Shawn.
Angela: she said a secret, dumbass
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 7 months ago
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Shawn: I trust Cory
Topanga: you think he knows what he’s doing?
Shawn: I wouldn’t go that far
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Shawn: Okay but do you like me or do you like me like me?
Angela, literally on the altar: take a wild fucking guess
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Eric: If I ever let anything happen to Shawn, I wouldn’t be able to live with myself
Cory: You wouldn’t have to. I would kill you.
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Alan: *teaching Cory how to drive* okay, you’re driving when suddenly Shawn and Topanga walk into the road. quick, what do you hit?
Cory: hmm. that’s a tough one. on one hand, Topanga is my girlfriend, but on the other hand, I could never hurt Shawn
Alan:
Alan: the brakes, son. you hit the brakes.
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