#blyatmobile

[i-identify-tanks-in-posts]

Another Russian shit shed spotted, this time with satellite TV

Testudo 2: Return of the Blyatmobile.

I'm not even gonna try to guess what's under this one. Maybe once we get a picture with more than 7 total pixels, I'll give it a crack, but for the time being, it's just another seethe citadel, this time with 50% more corrugated tin off some poor farmer's roof.

@frogblast-the-ventcore, using this one to answer your ask on this, too.

[radiomayak]

Roses are red Canada is blue Help a bro out There'll be vodka for you.

“I am coming.”

[cuirassier]

Do yuo of havings blyatmobile?

Yes, I have a car, although I use it rarely because of problems with parking lots and it’s still much cheaper to go with public transport because I use student discount. I have a blue Skoda Felicia.

[jaubaius]

To the Blyatmobile!

[svenssvong]

Elita calls her car the Blyatmobile

[theredsonia]

More photos from today. 1: Raiden the #Blyatmobile got an overhaul so new drivetrain and wheels, he’a looking so pretty and performing SO well. Hasn’t ridden this smooth is years. 2: Thought you might like to see the other side of the bin. 3: A pic of the service area of the bike shop, since I was back there helping with the overhaul. 4: I love me some culture jamming street art, wonder if it’s the guy I knew who did #Monopoly stencils on the sidewalks in the CBd in the early/mid 2000s. 5: 🎶dreams can come true / something something I found you 🎶 How long has it been that I’ve been looking for Lime Crush?? 2 years?? (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/CP9qbTBtSW8/?utm_medium=tumblr

[eggs-the-mcmuffin]

Idea: what if instead of Batman we had Blyatman

Instead of the Batmobile we could have the Blyatmobile and Blyatarangs

Instead of the weird cat-ears headdress thing he wears a gas mask

He doesn’t fight crime

He doesn’t even have dead parents

His backstory is literally just a night where he drank so much vodka he had a fever dream about becoming Blyatman and decided hey why the blyat not

He just shows up whenever he wants and leaves everyone confused and occasionally concussed

Hardbass precedes his coming 

Vodka sloshes in his wake

Having wreaked all the chaos he possibly could, Blyatman disappears into the night, leaving behind a single cheburek on the windowsill

[onlyrussia]

The Blyatmobile. https://t.co/pXzyKm0faC

[thunder-stuck]

BLYATMOBIL

[captain-price-unofficially]

T-80 based Blyatmobile with a built-in bunk bed.

[i-identify-tanks-in-posts]

For anyone interested in the Russian "Turtle tanks" (A.K.A. Testudo or Blyatmobile), there's an excellent video from The Armourer's Bench on YouTube discussing the 6 potentially unique examples seen so far in Ukraine:

[esportsgg]

DezGamez - ► Object 726, New BlyatMobile with 4 Tracks - World of Tanks Object 726 First Preview

[oyera]

Blyatmobile to the rescue

[halves-und-quarters]

Blyatmobile to the rescue