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Okay so soulmate au. One where Tom and Tord are soulmates and they have a red thread connecting them. Then one where their red thread connects to a different person. This an ask for both AUs. I want to know how that would go. (Don’t ask me where these asks come from)

It’s my country’s independence day today so might as well answer some asks! Lol

Awrighty sooo. Lets start with the bastard child: Regimen.

Thread to each other: Tom would DEFINITELY not like it and will keep denying that Tord is his soulmate. While our local roachrat won’t be much different I think? More aggressive in his approach maybe.

Thread to another: I’m ngl, I think Tom’s thread would be linked to Edd in this universe, but they would dance around it a lot, maybe they aren’t ready.

Tord, well, I think he’d be pissed knowing his thread doesn’t connect to Tom. The only saving grace is that neither Tom nor Edd ever reveal that they’re linked.

Stay AU below:

YAY THE FAVORITE CHILD (LMAO)

Thread to each other: OOOOOO This is gonna be so cute! I’m also a sucker for the childhood friends to lovers trope, so teeny weeny Tom and Tord would have been SOOO EXCITED to find out that they were each others’ soulmates and would be inseparable.

But…uh oh, looks like they don’t always click. And that upsets and frustrates both of them.

It’ll pretty much be like in Stay’s normal verse but they don’t break up as much and try REALLY hard to make things work, cause they’re soulmates right?? This SHOULD be easy.

But it’s not….they fight, they disagree on a lot of things, sometimes the fights get really nasty….

Was the universe……wrong?

There’s a lot of heartbreak that happens, lots of expectations about each other unmet. Maybe, for the first time in history, their thread was the first fluke, cause everything just ISNT working….

When they’re older, they realize, they were unfair to each other, the expectation that they were soulmates made them look at each other a certain way.

Soulmates or not, a relationship takes WORK and realistic expectations of each other, true and honest, things wont just click automatically like magic…

It gets better when they’re older.

Threads to another:

I think, Tord would be the first one to yearn. He really likes Tom, he thinks he’s fun, he thinks he’s funny, he’s good for him when he needs to be brought back down to reality. He’s always been a dreamer, and Tom was always the realist, he helps him keep his feet on the ground.

He thinks that whoever his soulmate might be, they’re going to be the luckiest person out there.

He feels guilt for wanting to be with someone who isn’t meant to be his….but, he’s a dreamer right? There’s no harm in dreaming….

Tom might notice how much Tord looks after him. He sees the lingering gazes, the almost apologetic way he draws back when they make contact, the way he talks to him like he’s always saying a goodbye.

It’s irritating….but he wonders.

Tord has always felt like he was bigger than himself. He’s always looking for something more, pushing himself for a goal that seems impossible, running off to god knows where, but that life, that excitement in his eyes has always been infectious. Tom doesn’t know how someone could have that much energy about living….

And maybe someday, Tord will wander away to somewhere Tom can’t be.

And somehow? That thought….is scary….

When he looks down at his thread, and sees that it doesn’t lead back to Tord….

If one day, he wanders away…..

….would Tom ever see him again?

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What would happen if when Tord came back during The End and learned that Tom got married?(Both AUs)

Conference Table ask compilation, little more fluff after the Regimen ones, sob sob. > Regimen: Kill the spouse probably. Stay AU: Well...he'd be heartbroken, but Tom's the love of his life and he well and truly does love him, and sometimes loving someone just means letting them go, since loving someone means you want them to be happy, if Tom is happy with his spouse then Tord has no right to intrude on that. I don't think he can be friends with Tom again, not yet at least, so he'll leave until comes the time his heart is healed enough, maybe one day he can be friends with him again, be able to smile at him again without it hurting. For now, he just needs time.

HAHFSH YEAH I KEEP SAYING RTORD IS A WEEB BASTARD, CURB STOMP HIM IF YOU WISH ANON. And to answer your ask, they'll stay in each others' body for maybe a week or so, as is the trend with the swaps so far, and they would realize that they aren't in their universe at some point though STom is more likely of the two to come to that conclusion first as, Stay AU's world is a bit more fantastical than Regimen is (by eddsworld standards at least lol). RTom would probably think he's having a dying delusion. AK will notice that something is off about his papa, but he's just a kid so he'll just think Tom is sick in some way. I doubt Tord will tell his son anything after he confirms the swap with Bing and Larry, as he wouldn't want AK to worry so much. He'd probably ask RTom to pretend to be his husband for the sake of his son, much to the reluctance and awkward acquiescence of RTom. "I...don't have to kiss you right??" "No! No! No you don't h-have to! But, uh, you see....my husband and I are very amorous-" "Dude TMI." "Agh! Not in that way! For Guds skyld! I just mean that we're very openly affectionate! So- uh- I may have to kiss you on the cheek sometimes at least??" "Eh...fine...." "And...hold your hand....?? A lot??" RTom about to combust from embarrassment: "Only when the kid is looking. No funny business." "Of course!"

Cue RTom just internally imploding and being red in the face a lot when STord tries to be casually affectionate when AK is around.

And DW Anon! You elaborated just fine ^^

^^^^ See above but: Shocked of course, and a bit disgusted, but those feelings fade as he starts noticing the differences between this Tord and his Tord. Of course, he can't be openly hostile with him when AK is around since his body (not really his body) instinctually compels him to be protective of AK, and that includes protecting his emotional state. Eventually, he starts noticing he's also very compelled to be near STord once he's calmer, and the more animalistic part of this body says that he's his mate which OH GOD SHIT he really hopes this isn't going to be a thing, but it gets MUCH worse when he has to pretend to be this alternate version of himself in front of the kid. And DAMN THIS BODY for it! Because he gets all fluttery and flustered when Larsin smiles at him or gives him shy little pecks on the cheek. THIS SUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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What will S Tord do when he learns that R Tord slept with his Tom? Love the blog!❤️😘

cw: Slight suggestive talk (I just talk about safewords idk Im ace shut up ruskdnfe)

I really doubt STom would let it go that far, sure he might let RTord get a little bit spicy with him but he would DEFINITELY feel that something is off from there. His Tord is just as much of a perv as RTord is, but his brand of degeneracy has a respectful flavor to it, yknow?? The kind of degeneracy with a safeword.

RTord does not know their safeword, his husband always asks him if he remembers it whenever they start getting intimate, STom would ABSOLUTELY start clocking on that this man is NOT his husband.

Though, even so, just the fact that he got far enough would probably lead STord to initiate a smack down and boy howdy, RTord is in the body of an ailing old man right now and STord is NOT afraid to exacerbate his disabilities.

He will ABSOLUTELY throw down with a crippled man and right now?? He’s a decade younger and his bones dont hurt LETS GO WEABOO BITCH

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Oh uh, you replied to my pinned post? I think you meant to send this as an ask lol but here:

This is the worst case scenario, the darkest of dark timelines. Tord has always always been prepared to die first, he was the most targeted one, he was the one people try to assassinate, he fights in the frontlines when he’s needed, he makes his presence known in every battle, he makes himself a target so that all focus was on him, so his enemies don’t account for his tactics and the rest of his army. But Tom? His beloved? His most valued person, the one good thing he feels he deserves to have? The one person who loves him despite everything, who brings him so much light and hope amidst all the dark and cruelty that this damned world would throw at him? His kjaerlighet. Not his kjaerlighet. Tom’s death would cause him to spiral, his mistrust would multiply a hundred fold, his hatred for the world solidifies itself as a crawling, black poison that corrupts everything that he is, everything that he touches. I personally headcanon Tord to have OCD (because I have OCD lmao) and all those horrible horrible thoughts that cycle through his head, that scream at him, deafen him, strangle him, would all suddenly sound right. Why...why would he ever be kind to a world that took away his only kindness? They chose to take away his light. So...why shouldn’t he take away their ability to choose something so cruel ever again? They won’t be able to hurt them anymore..... ...They won’t be able to hurt his Thomas anymore...... I̴̧̢̭͚͇̩͂̽̀̄̉͒͒͐͑ ̸̪̗̈́̾͝p̵̡̢̧͎͎͔͍͉͓̀̾͘r̵͇͎͈̦͛̒͊o̶͙͚͈̎͛̕ḿ̸̱̺̩̗̱̤̱͚̩̮̓̾̈́̌͌̋͛̏͋̑͘i̴̡̭̩̦̘̺͖͔̍̌̕͠s̷̺͐̄̎̏̏̋̆̈́̈̕̚͝ẽ̸̟͎̮̥̞̪͊̈́̿ ̸̱͉̫̥̭̹͎̫̺͓̋͊͠ͅͅͅI̸̘̼̳͚̝̫͖̗̘͕͋͆̍̿̓̌̋͛̍̕ͅ'̵̰̹̣̹̯̰̫͚̲̥̜̱̪̯͗́͆́͊̅̎͌͌͌́̎͆l̸̛̤̮͇̇̿̎͊͘͠l̷̨͎̮̝͖͔̪̣̮̎̐̀͗͝ ̸̨͕̠͖̬͎̜͑̈̉̿̿p̵̻̍r̷̬̜̪͈̰̘̻͚͖͚̔͛̓̕ͅō̵͍̥͇͓̤͒͋̂ͅţ̵̧͕̺̭̻̜̮̯̘̬̞̝̲͒͊̓̊̂͛͊̓͐̽̚̚͝ȩ̴͇̽́͋͊̑̓̌͊̾̓̂͑͠ĉ̷̛̩̬̊̈́̊̀̑̃͑t̷̡̛͇̝̞̤͓̝̘̞̺̞͖͖̜̀̏͊̿͗̍̒̚̚ ̵̢̡͚̞̟̼͕͎̳̩̪̹͌͊̿̀̊̈́̋́̏ÿ̷̧̞̳̥̗̻͖̾͛͒̀̀̓̆͘͜͝ǫ̵͕͇̮̠̝̘̩̳̜̓̿̈́̕u̶̘̹͈̝̻͈̼̮̓̏̇͗̊̌̅,̵̛̛̹̺̲̿̈̈́͝ ̷͍͈̤̮̗̘̺̤͇̺͗́̉̋͊͜m̶͚͇̳̥̄̈́̾̽̂̈y̷̧̡̦̻̬̜͉̻̼̗͇̣̓ͅ��̦ ̷̨̧͉͍͈̱̹̙̫̜̥̭̗͕̞͑l̵̦̾̓̊̇̀͑̌̔͌̇̆̕̚̚ǫ̷̡̝̗͓̈́̅̓́́́̃̄͋̕͘͘͝v̸̧̳͉͔̠̻̎͑̄ĕ̷̡̛̖̖̪̼̟̞̗̘̔͋̅́̿̎͛̇̅̈́͂̾͝

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Imagine if R Tord had to leave the RA headquarters and when he came back he learns that someone killed R Tom!

Alrighty, here we go! Ask compilation for Regimen stuff > Realistically, I dont think it would happen. Everybody knows that Tom is too important to lose, and that if he dies in RA HQ itself, there would be hell to pay, and its going to be the indiscriminate kind. So all in all, they'd probably try to keep him alive and well, unless they want their commander to forget his 'no killing staff (without plausible reason and replacement)' rule.

Very nice, pleasant enough to look at, and of course a vital base for all the wonderful art we have at present. Without it, anime wouldn't exist so hes thankful for them <3

Oooh, bad news for everyone unfortunately. You think he wouldn't stoop as low as tearing each individual country apart just to find him? He would. He'd burn the world down for Tom, who cares? He can just rebuild it anyway, but there's no replacement for his dear Thomas.

It's in his office, above where he sits and its huge. Of course, theres also all the propaganda with him in it, you couldn't go anywhere in his territory without seeing his face.

Of course, but it would only be for his personal viewing. No one else should be able to have the pleasure of gazing at what was his and his alone. He'd probably keep it somewhere personal and private.

See the above! But also only if he dies to memorialize him. Otherwise he can just stare at the real thing all he wants, plus all of the cameras and video/audio recordings of him. Also haha thank you! Spending some time outside and just watching life pass on was pretty calming for my nerves. I know I should be happy that more people are finding my little corner of the internet, but I fear being seen as Im not used to being under a spotlight. Nevertheless, I'm happy to welcome all the new people here! I do hope you like hanging out with me and the others here, everybody is so so nice, so I hope all the newbies are at least comfortable. Just don't cause unnecessary stress okay? We have enough problems irl =7=<0

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Do S and R Tom still have Susan or just make music in general? I could see S Tom singing a lullaby to AK❤️.

RTom still has Susan, but her tuning keys are broken so he cant play music anymore (plus shes in his flat, for obvious reasons he cant play her anyway)

STom still has Susan! He got her back courtesy of Paul and Pat at Tord's request, and yes he does sing AK lullabies if he asks for them <3

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If Tord was given one wish and there were no rules about what he could wish for, what would he wish for? (Both AUs)🧐

Auuuuch….no 😭 you’re really gonna give a rule free wish to a ratman?? God okay, makes me feel icky to type this but:

Regimen: For Tom to love him very deeply.

Stay: I cant answer this due to story spoiler.

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ask compilation!! :D

Most likely tbh lmao, just go back and clock Tord in the face, or at least keep him as far away from RA as possible. So it’ll probably just turn into a game of Red Leader keep away lmao.

He’d most likely just do nothing. And accept whatever end is there for him. As long as Tom is there.

OOOH, he looks cool but man I feel bad about him getting caught by the scientists though. kjdsfskdjh JUST COME BACK HOME BOY. 

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What would happen if R Tom died and The Ratman found someone extremely similar to him? What would the Ratman do?

Oh shoot! I didn't see this one! Sorry hahaha I doubt it'll last long, he could play with them maybe, but in the end its not Thomas, so what's the point? When he gets bored, and he's sure he will be, they die. The End.

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Dose AK exit in the R universe

Well I certainly think he does, but I doubt he’ll ever cross paths with the main crew. If anything he’s probably among the evacuees sent to the Americas by now.

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What would happen if R Tom actually fell in love with R Tord

Wouldn't really be love tbh

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More questions from the weird lady

Would R Tord kill Pat and Paul if Tom asked?

If R Tom married someone would Tord hunt them down and torture them?

What would happen if Tom actually got along with someone from the RA?

(Ending this with the best question) What would happen if word of S Tom and Tord’s relationship got out? This is just a what if.

Thank you and I love your blog.❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜

(Also fuck the rat man)

1. Uuuhh, no, not without plausible reason at least. Plus he doubts Tom would ever have a good reason for it, Paul and Pat are his most trusted. They would never betray him.

2. Yuuuup!

3. I doubt it but nothing much I’d think. Worst would be they become leverage if he acts out.

4. Aughhh oh no, well, they would have to come clean about Tom’s actual position as army director. But they would be adamant not to let any information about AK get out. So to shield their son, Tom will take the brunt of the attention, and all that entails.

And thank youuu! Hahaha <3 I’m glad you like it here!

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What would happen if R Tom was kidnapped ?

Here’s a link to questions like yours! :D