#blue liveblogs

[stormbluestories]

remember how I said I’d be doing a sevens liveblog

I lied I’m watching go rush instead

[dreadedender]

Oh Reo....

Oh the irony....

[agnesandhilda]

michael kaiser bluelock really is a character of all time. his introduction to the series is him sabotaging the protagonist in superserious death game soccer and he's been a dedicated hater ever since. he has a gay little henchman. he studied psychology specifically for the sake of emotionally manipulating said gay little henchman into being his "dog." he has beef with at least three grown men. he has an inferiority complex so bad it circles back into being an extraordinarily vicious superiority complex. he has canonically been depicted self-harming. he spends an indeterminate amount of time shut away in the video room voluntarily surrounding himself with images of sweaty men to… seethe about? he has blue hair and pronouns. he kicked a cop in the face once. love him or hate him he's on your mind

[eurydicees]

hey this was fucking BATSHIT and we did NOT talk about it enough when this chapter dropped can we come back to this im still here im still thinking about it can anyone hear me can anyone HEAR ME !!!!!

[youphoriaot7]

It is WILD watching people walk out of these streams. Because blue team viewers come back, and they're relatively sane, a little worked up, but, hey, that's expected. And then I see green team viewers and most of them are grinning, excited and having a blast.

And then you glance at the red team viewers, who are red-faced and sweaty and look like they just crawled out of a pit from hell (fitting, at least). They can barely breathe from laughter and their eyes are a touch too wide and there's a definite gleam of insanity and I just-

I just imagine the green and blue viewers having a chat and turning to just see this insane animal standing nearby and blinking at it. Like. I can't describe how funny this is.

CAUSE LITERALLY—all the people I know that watched green are chill and calm and had a ton of fun, and the blue team have been fairly quiet, and then. Red team.

[sparring-spirals]

Jester follows Caleb in, dutifully, loyally, ready to fight on his behalf, of course. Of course. And Fjord balks, a little, everyone hesitates, for a moment. But she was always going to go in. She was always going to go in. How could they let Caleb go in there alone, facing Trent, facing his undead parents? Facing his worst fear, his worst guilts, his worst enemies. She follows him in.

How could they let Caleb go in there alone? With just his parents, with Trent. With just his parents, almost the same but not quite, speaking and moving, with Trent and his poison honeyed words. Facing his worst guilt, and a twisted form of forgiveness, and something he has been aching for but cannot have. She follows him in, because she loves him, because she wants to protect him, because shes sorry he has to face this. Because she. Is sorry.

She follows him in, because Jester is always willing to do what is needed to protect the people that are hers. Jester is always willing to do what she has to do to protect her people, whatever that looks like.

Jester follows him in, and looks at him and says- I'm so sorry. And casts Turn Undead.

[jcforsapphics]

My silly little sillies with their silly cgi in my silly little sci fi show

[haloberry]

Tina and Tubbo brought up an amazing point during the After Purgatory Podcast right now.

The Federation really put their asses onto this Island just so they realize Quesadilla Island is Heaven compared to what they could do. They put them in Hell so everything else could look better in comparison.

Though, Tina genuinely getting mad at Foolish in real life and not being able to look him in the eyes is fucking amazing I WAS CRYINGGGG

And Bad’s argument about what a ‘bug’ was, was also amazing. 10/10

AND TUBBO APPARENTLY CRIED AFTER DAY 2 THEN POSTED THE PHOTO AFTER???

Personally, I would love it if lorewise, when they realize the Islanders go sent to Hell instead of the getaway. They just fire the eye guy and give a really shitty apology to the Islanders about the event lmao.

Like “Oop, sorry we didn’t know, we was too busy fixing the main island. We fired the guy, he was kinda unprofessional ngl. Anyways, here’s Cucurucho but Pinker!”

[galaxynajma]

Missing Isagi hours

Maybe the Isagi harem really is real

[lavenderblue939]

wottg spoilers

wise girl and seaweed brain 2.0

[aewfanclub]

Then Vs Now

[born-in-hell]

STOLE THIS FROM TWITTER LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dreadedender]

This bitch is so in love.

They are THE ANTITHESIS to ReoNagi.

[agnesandhilda]

"let's see who devours who, yoichi" why is kaiser talking like this. no genuinely where did he pick up the "devouring" concept from. he's not a bluelocker he hasn't been influenced by the unique culture of lord of the flies: soccer edition. did he learn it from barou. did he hear someone mention "devouring" the opponent while watching hours of isagi's play footage. how did this get into his vocabulary

[eurydicees]

do you ever think maybe we've lost the plot here like a little bit

[yb-cringe]

kind of obsessed with the third person perspective of all this. imagine the purgatory arc from the census bureau perspective told like a report. a dark shadowy virus takes over your vacation island. your residents go missing while on their way to evacuate somewhere better. and when they come back they are not the same. not even close.

they never fully explain what happened but their teeth are sharper and bonds have changed and their breath smells like blood and viscera and you dont know if its their own or someone elses. they all look incredibly hungry, scarred from poison or beasts or lava, and they refuse to drink tea because it makes them sick to their stomachs.

how do you write a report about that. how do even begin to explain what happened.