#blue liveblogs

[bluefire-axolotl]

love your top surgery scars king

[agnesandhilda]

michael kaiser bluelock really is a character of all time. his introduction to the series is him sabotaging the protagonist in superserious death game soccer and he's been a dedicated hater ever since. he has a gay little henchman. he studied psychology specifically for the sake of emotionally manipulating said gay little henchman into being his "dog." he has beef with at least three grown men. he has an inferiority complex so bad it circles back into being an extraordinarily vicious superiority complex. he has canonically been depicted self-harming. he spends an indeterminate amount of time shut away in the video room voluntarily surrounding himself with images of sweaty men to… seethe about? he has blue hair and pronouns. he kicked a cop in the face once. love him or hate him he's on your mind

[eurydicees]

hey this was fucking BATSHIT and we did NOT talk about it enough when this chapter dropped can we come back to this im still here im still thinking about it can anyone hear me can anyone HEAR ME !!!!!

[realmrooikat]

notes on the war related current alliances & meeting notes before shit actually goes down for archival purposes:

tubbo and bad have a very strong ally ship and are acting as the main instigators of the war

pangi appears to be attempting to act as a double agent from within green to protect ros and aimsey (possibly due to the connection they formed in the null)

tubbo and bad focused largely on the "respect the princess" demand, sighting the number of tubbo's deaths by blue hands (from his deaths recorded on @/therealmsmpupdates, 2/9 deaths were by blue hands, which is about 22.2% [INSANE amount from his own faction at the time])

only aimsey, scott, bad, tubbo, pangi, and ros where present at the initial discussion of the demands (which makes 2/5 blue members, 3/7 green members, and 1/10 yellow members)

bad intends to bring yellow into the war through their ally ship with blue

scott seemed somewhat open to being absorbed into green, and most of his protests seemed to relate of the cosmetic changes the green was demanding

ros declared that yellow would defend blue, speaking on behalf of the faction as a whole

^in relation to the tubbo focus point, i think on a character analysis level most of this stems from his inferiority complex that has developed due to his treatment at the hands of blue

scott volunteered coy to act as blue's political representative

most of green's firepower seems to be based in the threat of snarmy (tubbo referring 2 them as a "good deterrent")

pili said he would've joined green if not for pangi already being on the faction

lmk if there's anything ive missed and should add :3 love fictional political intrigue

[mamawasatesttube]

anyways. never forget that time nat irons went "hold on kelex you can't be calling people your masters, we aren't about that life" and reprogrammed him to use aave <3 we stan our queen who managed to reprogram an alien robot in about five minutes flat just by fiddling and tinkering with it herself!!!

and then we get this beautiful moment ♥

[youphoriaot7]

It is WILD watching people walk out of these streams. Because blue team viewers come back, and they're relatively sane, a little worked up, but, hey, that's expected. And then I see green team viewers and most of them are grinning, excited and having a blast.

And then you glance at the red team viewers, who are red-faced and sweaty and look like they just crawled out of a pit from hell (fitting, at least). They can barely breathe from laughter and their eyes are a touch too wide and there's a definite gleam of insanity and I just-

I just imagine the green and blue viewers having a chat and turning to just see this insane animal standing nearby and blinking at it. Like. I can't describe how funny this is.

CAUSE LITERALLY—all the people I know that watched green are chill and calm and had a ton of fun, and the blue team have been fairly quiet, and then. Red team.

[paperboyhalo]

Pages for Green faction’s demands to Blue faction or else WAR!

[sparring-spirals]

Jester follows Caleb in, dutifully, loyally, ready to fight on his behalf, of course. Of course. And Fjord balks, a little, everyone hesitates, for a moment. But she was always going to go in. She was always going to go in. How could they let Caleb go in there alone, facing Trent, facing his undead parents? Facing his worst fear, his worst guilts, his worst enemies. She follows him in.

How could they let Caleb go in there alone? With just his parents, with Trent. With just his parents, almost the same but not quite, speaking and moving, with Trent and his poison honeyed words. Facing his worst guilt, and a twisted form of forgiveness, and something he has been aching for but cannot have. She follows him in, because she loves him, because she wants to protect him, because shes sorry he has to face this. Because she. Is sorry.

She follows him in, because Jester is always willing to do what is needed to protect the people that are hers. Jester is always willing to do what she has to do to protect her people, whatever that looks like.

Jester follows him in, and looks at him and says- I'm so sorry. And casts Turn Undead.

[jcforsapphics]

My silly little sillies with their silly cgi in my silly little sci fi show

[edennill]

What do you mean the Lay of Leithian has this in the description of Angband: "Loud rose a din of laughter hoarse/self-loathing yet without remorse"

OUGHkfhgk...you cannot keep being so good at what you're doing, sir

[bluefire-axolotl]

The collapsed hallways, the barred doors, the little ways the new ultrakill update makes every layer feel so much more *lived in*-

There were people here. People that roamed these halls, built these skyscrapers, moved these cranes. You can see their fingerprints everywhere.

You’re still going through hell, but there are *people* in hell. People that fell and hid and are gone now, just as they are on the surface, but they were *there*, and they left footsteps behind for you to retrace, and-

I’m. i’m.

[agnesandhilda]

"let's see who devours who, yoichi" why is kaiser talking like this. no genuinely where did he pick up the "devouring" concept from. he's not a bluelocker he hasn't been influenced by the unique culture of lord of the flies: soccer edition. did he learn it from barou. did he hear someone mention "devouring" the opponent while watching hours of isagi's play footage. how did this get into his vocabulary

[haloberry]

Tina and Tubbo brought up an amazing point during the After Purgatory Podcast right now.

The Federation really put their asses onto this Island just so they realize Quesadilla Island is Heaven compared to what they could do. They put them in Hell so everything else could look better in comparison.

Though, Tina genuinely getting mad at Foolish in real life and not being able to look him in the eyes is fucking amazing I WAS CRYINGGGG

And Bad’s argument about what a ‘bug’ was, was also amazing. 10/10

AND TUBBO APPARENTLY CRIED AFTER DAY 2 THEN POSTED THE PHOTO AFTER???

Personally, I would love it if lorewise, when they realize the Islanders go sent to Hell instead of the getaway. They just fire the eye guy and give a really shitty apology to the Islanders about the event lmao.

Like “Oop, sorry we didn’t know, we was too busy fixing the main island. We fired the guy, he was kinda unprofessional ngl. Anyways, here’s Cucurucho but Pinker!”

[eurydicees]

on one hand i believe it's truly an injustice that igaguri made it this far, but on the other hand this ending is....really kind of hitting

[galaxynajma]

Missing Isagi hours

Maybe the Isagi harem really is real

[lavenderblue939]

wottg spoilers

wise girl and seaweed brain 2.0