#blubettermedic

[blubettermedic]

Dudes the clown just wants food. It doesn't matter who was thrown in that river, he was a desperate hungry bitch. Pennywise isn't anti or pro lgbt. He wants food.

[ask-pocket-heals]

@blubettermedic @i-eat-indian-toes

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BLU “Oh dear, was that me-EAAAHHHH! YOU LITTLE PEST!” You were armed!?

POCKET “I’d never leave the house without my first aid kit!” POCKET “Do all BLU talk big like that, or is it just you? “Oo, I’m so much better than RED Medic” I think it’s time to accept the truth: “Red Medic is better than me.” Say it!”

[zehypocriticaloath]

@blubettermedic

A BLU Medic? Now this really intrigued him. Aldous wasn’t sure what bit of twisted fate had them meet, but he couldn’t help but curiously eye the Medic up and down, trying to figure out the ‘make’ of the man. Was he purely healing? Or was he combative?

“Hallo,” he said after a moment, his look wary. “Funny running into a BLU Medic on a day like this.”

[bluteamblueprints]

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⚡ OUR MUSES are trapped in a Haunted House while an ongoing storm rages on outside.

Dell pulled the ends of his jacket closer as he sat beside his friend. He could hear the wind howling outside, creaking against the walls of the haunted house they had entered. “We’re going to have to wait it out” he said, turning to look at the medic. 

The rain pounded against the roof, and the wall, filling the house with nothing but the sound of the storm. Dell wondered why he wanted to go in there in the first place, and more importantly, why he dragged the Medic with him.

He gently wrapped his arm around his teammate, hoping that the storm would be over soon.

[blubettermedic]

You can say his name we all know this is about Dopinder....

where a superhero has a friend who is their ride. like even the villains respect it, because the friend is like the most normal and nice person ever

“that’s claire, she drove me here”

*claire waves from a prius*

“will you need a lift back?”

“no, have fun on your date”

the being of interdimensional destruction:.  c̗͎̲̲̞͍͚̓̏̑̀̍̎͡l̬̫̭͈̙̥͈̯͈̣͐̓͗͡͞à̗̱̻̱̤̪̳̍̈̓̉̈̾͗͜͡͡ͅi̶̹̙̯͕͈̱̖͗̈͊̉̿̔̒͠r̪̞͉̻̖͔̱̃́̆̽̂͑͂͘͜͟ȩ̴̡̘̻̥͚̣͐̉̏͆͠ i̢͈̣͙̼͒̑̌̃̈́͗̂͂̈́s̷̙̹͚̝͈̟̝̙̈́̇͋̀͋͂̌͘ d̛̻̞̥͇͎̝̰͐̽̒̄̓̂͟ä̴̬̝͈̼̩̭̦͓́̍̑͂̀̀̅̆̆͜͠t͎̼̭͍̜͍͂͌̍̏̚̚͞͡į̴͕̞̺̤̥̟̻̲̽͊̂̔̃͡ņ̴̢͔̹̫̲̮̩̃̈́͛̊̓͡͝g̛̪̗̜̝̹͉̠̞͉͂͂̀̉̽̇͊͢͝͡ ȧ͎̰̜̱̰͛͒̇̋͠g̴̢̞̳͈͇̩͈̻̃̎͑͆̈́̒̀͝ͅa̛̰̲̗̼̗̳̫̩̖͒́͒̔̃ǐ̛̺̗̯̰̳̟̣̓̿̐͛̋͊̕n̶͓̟͚̦̔̎̓̿̏͢͝͝?̵̺̬̜̝̗͖̣̑̏̂͠͠͠

[blubettermedic]

Heyo uh I couldn't find your rules, could you share the biggest rules you have or reblog them?

Just private message me honestly, I make rules depending on if you're an oc or not, if your mun is over 18, ect.

[blubettermedic]

So......you are the "superior" medic? Tell me.... nein + sandvich × atomic drink= ?

Vhat does zhis mean?

[blubettermedic]

OH SHIT ZHIS IS NOT A MEME BLOG OH VELL. SEND ME ASKS MINE FRIENDS

[blubettermedic]

Blooper/Movie AU

Credit to @medics-secret-shipfic-folder

I see the movie as being way more popular than anyone expected. There were endless problems and the movie almost didn't come out. Here is my take on the characters

Administrator: The most famous actor in the cast, and the most expensive. This is not her first comedy, but she hasn't done one in years. She has never worked directly with anyone else in the cast, but they have been extras in movies she was leading in. 

Pauling: has been in a few comedies as an extra. Rose to fame because of a cheesy femme fetal lesbian Bond rip off. Once broke a pair of prop handcuffs to the point that they needed to be cut off her with metal cutters.

Cheavy: This is his first comedy. Broke his toe on set because he kicked the wrong rubble pile. Does his own stunts, but has trouble with playing dead. Is dating Bea’s actress. Thinks his character is an asshole, but a pretty solid villain.

Bea: Spent 8 hours in the makeup chair for her burn effects. Thinks her character is underused. hated the wig she had to wear because it was itchy and the crew kept adding gell because it had a habit of sticking up due to static electricity. This is her first movie, she only tried out because heavy asked her too. 

Heavy: This is his first English movie, and he has a huge following in Russia. Does most of his own stunts but BLU heavy did some of them. He is the one who suggested that his character have a degree, as he has one in real life and believed it fit the character. 

Red Medic: The reason the movie is so popular, but also the reason it almost failed. Is now a heartthrob but hates it because he is gay. Has been in several comedies and a few war movies as both an extra and a German language consultant. 

Blu Medic: Has been in one comedy, that never released. Was on Broadway and was an extra in a war movie with Red Medic, that’s how they met. His worst stunt fail is sliding down the hill instead of laying there dead. He broke his finger in the stunt fight with Cheavy. 

Demo: Mainly a comedy actor, he joined on as a dare and ended up loving his character. Had trouble with the eyepatch, and fell off the set several times. Didn't break any bones somehow.

I might add more characters later if I have more ideas. I have a plan for them, I'm still sorting it out.

[blubettermedic]

Send me show suggestions

So I just finished Assasination classroom and my hero academia. I'm out of good anime to watch. Or good cartoons I'm not picky. The only criteria for suggestions is that they be on either Netflix or Hulu. And give me a short little snippet of why you like it. I guarentee I'll at least look up whatever you suggest!!

[blubettermedic]

Harvest moon:Light of hope

Don't buy it. I wish I could return it. This is shit. Honestly just get Stardew Valley. It's less expensive, doesn't have DLC and the graphics aren't like something out of a crap 3$ mobile app. Absolutely awful I can't believe they actually released this, Nintendo needs to step up their game I'm so disappointed in them. And I don't say this lightly, but Miamoto would absolutely be disappointed in them. I have no he would never have let this be released in the state that it is. I didn't know I could hate a farming game but they proved me wrong.

[blubettermedic]

@yokaiwatchofficial can I get an explanation please?

[blubettermedic]

@staff you failed

I've had more porn bots follow me in the past week than ever before. So I guess they can still exist, but God forbid my girlfriend posts a picture of her pet snake.

@askthebluspy

[blubettermedic]

I'M BACK

I'M BACK UND BETTER ZHAN EVER! SOMEONE TALK TO ME

[blubettermedic]

You right

i cant talk shit on dr who as if i didnt get my ass handed to me by that vincent van gogh thing 9 years ago

[blubettermedic]

A drunk man in lederhosen wandered into the infirmary, kissing everyone in the room on the cheek. "It is Oktoberfest!!" he trumpeted before immediately falling on his face.

Blu sighed, calmed his birds down, and dragged the man to a bed. He should have expected this. “Ach, vhere did you come from?”