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Doctor Who S1E1 Rose - Rambles and Thoughts

GOD I LOVE HOW THE RTD INTRO HAS BLUE FOR WHEN THE TARDIS TRAVELS TO PAST AND RED FOR TRAVELLING TO FUTURE.

Westminster Bridge is the 9th doctors equivalent to All the Strange Strange creatures and I am the Doctor to me.

wait wtf i'm now older than Rose is in this episode, fucked up.

Has big finish gotten to Wilson yet? I'm sure he has a story to tell.

oh my god I just noticed the red sofa from the incident, I didn't realise they actually had it in the episode I thought it was just only part of the scene they cut.

I WISH THEY KEPT THE ACTUAL SONIC SCREWDRIVER EFFECT THAT APPEARS THE FIRST TIME HE USES IT.

Man Mickey just through that arm in a trash can no wonder the autons targeted him.

The Doctor proceeding to smash all mirrors after regenerating into 9 because he couldn't bare to look at himself after the time war is the saddest possible way to explain why he only looked in the mirror for the first time this episode.

Also I had a friend who refused to watch Doctor Who because we were like 10 and on Netflix the thumbnail for Rose was the doctor being strangled by the auton arm and it scared him.

The earth revolving speech is just chefs kiss perfect way to introduce the 9th doctor and then his theme playing after it YESSSS

and then after that the shot that gets reused in Love and Monsters for LINDA to hunt down Rose appears!

"DON'T READ MY EMAILS" I was like 2 when this aired so I wouldn't necessarily know but was it freaky or normal to sext through email

Mickey is so pathetic in this episode he just gave a guy taking out his bin dirty looks, despite the fact the guy was probably just squinting cus its sunny and just happened to be looking his direction.

The JFK Photoshop of the 9th doctor being the only official shot we have of the 9th doctor in his turtleneck is SAD

"That must be his father" her ass does NOT know

I get that its for sake of not putting to much baggage in literally the first episode but it is kinda weird that Clive gets ONLY the 9th doctor when he's gathering evidence about him, like… you saw a bunch of other Doctors who similarly appear throughout various points in history? and only went with the buzzcut butch man? Clive I think I know what you are.

Ahhh cgi burping bin my beloved

PLASTIC PIZZA MICKEYYYYY

I like to think the jumpcuts when plastic Mickey is glitching is actually Roses POV and she's confused as fuck as to why she keeps getting flash banged with Mickey's side profile

Headless Mickey with his hand spatula attack

I desperately need that Genghis Khan story, what did the Doctor do to piss him off to the point of him sending his hordes to the TARDIS.

I might sound insane for this but melted plastic Mickeys head looks kinda edible…

"Foodstock was destroyed in the war" the actual first mention of the time war and the doctor was just… so casual about it, explaining to Rose. The way the time war was built into the narrative of series 1 and the rest of the RTD1 era is genuinely great (Honestly I'd argue the time war doesn't "officially" end until The Time of The Doctor)

WHY DOES THE NESTENE CONCIOUSNESS LOOK SO GODDAMN EDIBLE (Yes I'm fully aware it's just lava)

"There's no point in creating a spreadsheet if you're gonna spend summer money, in winter months" SPIT YO SHIT CLIVE

The fact that Jackie Tyler screams specifically at the bridesmaid autons is really funny, like man the concept of marriage is really that scary huh.

The goofy ass music as the autons fucking flail is hilarious as hell tbh

"Don't (go with him), he's an alien, he's a.. THING!" Yep Mickey, he sure is… a thing…

The Doctor looks so fucking sad when he gets rejected by Rose at first like man… his first chance at happiness since the time war and he thought he fucked it.

"Thanks" "Thanks for what" "Exactly" Runs off into TARDIS, yup, that's exactly the moment Rose changed her relationship status.

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Doctor Who S1E3 The Unquiet Dead- Rambles and Thoughts

"Not gone Mr Redpath, merely sleeping" "Bitch can you stfu"

"WE GOT ANOTHER ONE" brother considering your merely sleeping comment you fucking knew this don't try to hide under religion for that one

Oh hi Gwen torchwood

The dead woman just wanted to see her favourite writer blorbo charles dickens

"No lady wife? You can have mine if you want" my guy… you should not be that willing to cuck Charles Dickens

I think this guy just genuinely wants to suck off Charles Dickens

Rose stepping into the snow SOUNDS CRUNCHY AS FUCK, LIKE THAT IS CEREAL LEVELS OF CRUNCH NOISE.

Hey Charles I know your a big writer and everything but you can't really just describe a ghosts face then proceed to basically insult an audience member by saying "Oh yeah the ghost looked like her lmao" YOU ARE HER BLORBO

Doctor fanboying over Charles dickens and then proceeding to have to explain what fan even means LMAO

I love how Charles just did a 180 once he realised the doctor enjoyed his work lmao "WHO ARE YOU? WHY YOU FUCK UP MY SHOW?" to "Oh let's help get yo girl"

Mr Sneed dumb as fuck for putting Rose asleep in the same room as two dead bodies who are KNOWN to be reanimated occasionally.

Charles Dickens sad pathetic eyes after the doctor tells him to shut up, and then proceeding to just leave the room, not the dead womans blorbo…

This episode really is just "Hey let's give famous historical figure the worst existential crisis possible"

Gwyneth learning the 90s/2000s girl gossip with Rose, then "oh yeah sorry bout your dead dad" like… come on man I know your psychic but time and place

THIS EPISODE IS DETERMINED TO ESTABLISH THE DOCTOR AS AN OMNIPRESENT FUCKER HE JUST APPEARS IN EVERY SCENE STANDING IN THE DOORWAY WITH NO WARNING.

Charles I hate to break it to you but in 2025 you would have been a redditor

I always forget just how late it is into the episode, 30 whole minutes into it, when the gelth first properly appear, also second time war mention.

I wonder if any other new who doctor would have even tolerated the idea of taking peoples corpses as refuge. The other doctors don't have as wide open wounds for the time war which the gelth very easily tickled for 9, so idk.

RIP Mr Sneed you strange strange man

"I think it's gone a little bit wrong :)"

Wowee I smell the basis for an entire spin off in the air... wait why is there a low brightness image below me?

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Doctor Who S1E2 The End of The World - Rambles and Thoughts

WESTMINSTER BRIDGE CONTINUES TO BE A BANGER

I like the doctors funny brown ball he needs to put into the console unit for some fucking unexplained reason???

I wish I was born in the time period where words like apple got used in the names for our years…. what a wonderful world that would be…

"Platform one forbids the use of weapons, teleportation and religion"

The national trust canonically just, keeping the entire earth around is really funny.

Whatever, go my blue lemmings.

The doctor giggling at rose looking at the aliens is so funny that fuckers so pleased with himself

TAINTED LOVE TIME

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THE EVIL METAL BUGS FUCKING TOOK RAFFALO

ALL MY BLUE DA BE DA PEOPLE FUCKING DIE IN THIS EPISODE

This is the episode that fucking permanently implanted the term "Jiggery Pokery" into my vocabulary, and EVERYBODY I say it around always questions what the fuck it means, bro, context clues, I think its pretty self explanatory honestly, its jiggery pokery

The way Jackie hangs up after Rose says "Top of the world" the face she pulls is just like "this bitch fuckin hungover again I stg"

I like how the funny blue host man just mashes EVERY button on his keypads to try and get the sun filter up again, like brother, your just making that shit worse, get real

FIRST BAD WOLF MENTION BY THE MOXX OF BALHOON

Jabe saying "prostitute" in this show fully marketed as family friendly is really funny some fucking 8 year old probably asked their parents what it meant, that can't have been a good night for them.

Actually on that note it's interesting just how much of the edginess from the wilderness years actually carried over to the 2005 show

Jabe you can't just bring up the doctors trauma like that wtf man

I love the way these fucking spiders scamper about

Jabe just fucking showed off her liana to the doctor bro this tree DOWN BAD

Brittany Spears Time

Why did Cassandra try to blame the face of boe of all people? mans literally just a head, however she is also just skin, maybe shes just jealous his brain is actually in his head.

I want one of those little scampering metal spiders as a pet.

Poor Moxx of Balhoon bro just got called pixie like a slur.

Annnnnnnd now the first death in nuwho that davros uses as a statement on how the doctor makes people dangerous to not just others but themselves

fuuuuuuuuuck man Moxx of Balhoon melted

yESSS MAKE THIS DUMB BITCH FACE EXPLODE

Again the with how visceral cassandras face explosion is it does still feel like something from the wilderness years

I wish I was old enough to have been a fan of classic who and have watched this episode as it aired that final reveal of the doctor being the last time lord must have hit like a ton of bricks to any fan of the original series