#blu zoo

[blubushie]

i found another blue belly . He lives under my trash bins

OH... I LOVE HIM... OH...

[blubushie]

OH HE'S SO HAPPY!! OH!!

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[blubushie]

Another smol moth (bout the size of a quarter) doing his best impression of a dry curly leaf

Ough... So tiny...

[blubushie]

Sending you this cicada I found today to see you on your way

(Little buddy got this camouflage thing down pat)

Unfortunately I can't see this because images aren't loading lmao

I will take your word for it that there is a cicada there

This is what I'm reckoning with rn btw lmao

[beartes22]

Season 2 Jayce with season 1 Viktor this, beard Jayce with young Viktor that….fools, all of you. I raise you, season 2 arc 2 Viktor and season 1 Jayce.

[blubushie]

HOUGH. HONSES

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[blubushie]

went to the Dublin zoo earlier and saw a crocodile so now i am politely requesting croc facts if you've got some

Crocodiles are closely related to birds. Crocodiles and modern birds are the only living archosaurs!

The largest crocodile species is the saltwater crocodile, Crocodylus porosus. Males can be longer than 7m and weigh more than 1,000kg. This also makes the saltwater crocodile the largest reptile on the planet!

The smallest crocodile species is the dwarf crocodile (Osteolaemus tetraspis) which can grow to a max length of 2m but usually averages out at about 1.5m and a maximum male weight of 80kg but an average of 30kg.

Saltwater crocodiles have the strongest bite force of any animal. That said their jaw muscles are really weak so you can hold their mouths shut with just your hands. If you sit on them and tip their heads up to hold their mouths shut between your chin and chest, this is called bulldogging.

Saltwater crocodile teeth can get up to 13cm long.

The oldest crocodile on record is Cassius, a saltwater crocodile at Marineland Crocodile Park in Queensland, Australia. At 5.5m he's the longest crocodile currently kept in captivity (this record was briefly broken in 2011 by Lolong, a 6.17m crocodile captured from the Phillippines and exhibited, but was reclaimed by Cassius when Lolong died in captivity in 2013) and also the oldest at an estimated 120+ years!

Sorry that's all you get I got really distracted cuz I had to cook and then I couldn't think of any more cuz I'm busy. I made a peach cobbler though! And steak and sparra's guts and a loaded potato :]

[sacrer-blu]

I’m at the zoo rn. It’s a little cold out. Waiting for the seal show to begin. You should get out to a zoo sometime. It’s cool. (This can be for mod or spy)

I hope you enjoy le show de phoques! Many I can convince mon équipe if we can go to one, one day.

[a-lost-crow]

Writing every "Meet the Team" script based on my memory. Enjoy

Meet the Heavy

*Intro plays*

*Heavy drops weapon/Sasha*

"I am heavy weapons guy. And this. This is my weapon... Twelve seconds. Many people think they can outsmart me. Many :(. But no one can outsmart bullet."

*Proceeds to kill mercs in the battlefield. *Outro plays*

Meet the Sniper

*Scene shows camper driving off to the distance* *Sniper hits bobble head*

"Boom, headshot."

*Intro plays*

"Sniping's a good job mate. Becuase at the end of the day, as long as there's two people on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead. What? I'm not a crazed gunman, I'm an assassin! What the difference be is that one is a job and the other is mental sickness! I'm gonna be honest, my parents do not care."

*Sniper climbs up the ladder*

"I think his mates saw me."

*Gun shots*

"Yep! Feelings? You know who else who has feelings? Bludgeons who (hit) their wives with a gold trophy! Professionals have standards. Be polite! Be efficient! And kill every person you meet!" *gunshots*

*Outro plays*

"P-Put mom on the phone."

Meet the Engineer

*Intro plays*

"What's life?" *Gunshots ensues* "And best hope, not pointed at you."

*Camera widens to show sentry guns killing opponent*

*Outro plays*

Meet the Scout

*It starts with Scout running and not getting killed by a train* *Intro plays* *Scout walks to the front of it*

"I uh, I don't know how to say this. Do you know who I am?"

*Scout pokes BLU Heavy*

"What's up?"

"Do you have any idea who I am?"

*I just know Scout hits the BLU Heavy*

"I'm a force of nature" *more hitting* *Looks at his small ass biceps* "Aw yeah."

"Grass grows, birds fly, and brother, I hurt people!"

*More fighting*

"WOO"

*Outro plays*

*Video ends with Scout eating a sandwich on top of a BLU Heavy*

Meet the Demoman

*Intro plays*

"What is a good demoman?"

*I just know he throws bombs here*

"[Demoman proceeds to dox the Lochness Monster's address, hence why there's a censor]"

*Sticky bomb bit*

*I just know scottish music is playing here*

"They'll have to glue you back together, IN HELL!"

*Outro plays*

Meet The Soldier

*Pyro*

"Sun Tzu"

*Outro plays*

"Zoo farm"

(I love you Soldier I'm sorry)

Meet The Spy

"Intruder alert! The red spy's in the base!"

"The red spy's in the base?"

*Blu soldier picks up a shot gun and goes down the stairs*

"Need a little help here!"

"INCOMIIIIING" "AAAAAAAH" *Door crashes. Intelligence is still safe*

"Aw hey it's still here!"

"Gentlemen?/What's up sluts?"

*Intro plays*

"I see the brief case is safe?"

"Yeah it is!"

"Then tell me, did you happen to kill the red spy along the way?" *Unsure faces*

"Then we still have a problem." "And a body!"

"I killed plenty of spies. The dime a dozen d*ldo sucking c*ck suckers, like you- ow!" *BLU Scout drops knife and BLU Spy hands it back to him*

"If you happen to kill a red spy, there's nothing, nothing like him in this building."

"What are you? President of his fan club?"

"No. That would be your MOTHER." *Spy shows the Red Spy effing Blu Scout's mom* *Blu Scout is shocked*

"Or p**nography of you mom won't be the worst thing that has happened today. The spy has breached out defenses." *Some shit happens here*

"He could be one of us!" "He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"

*GUNSHOTS*

"What? It's obvious he's the red spy!" "Any second now! See? Red! No that's blood."

"We still have problem."

"Right behind you."

*Screams and stabs that synchronize to the outro.*

*Spy picks up blu mom's photos*

"Ma petit chou fleur."

Meet the Medic

"Medic."

*Intro plays*

"That's how I lost my medical license. Archimedes! It's filthy there! Birds."

"Kill me."

"Later."

"Ribs grow back." "No they don't"

"Let's practice medicine."

*Medic exits infirmary like a god*

"HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS WILL WORK!"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"I AM BULLET PROOF."

*Outro plays*

*Scene shows everyone waiting in the waiting hall*

*Scout comes out of the infirmary*

"You won't BELIEVE, how much this hurts!"

*Bird noises*

"ARCHIMEDES?!

Meet the Pyro

"I fear nothing. But that thing. It scares me."

"Is she here right now?"

[COPYRIGHT OF "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC" PLAYS AS PYRO KILLS EVERY BLU WHILE THINKING THEY'RE IN PYRO LAND]

*Outro plays*

[blubushie]

I LOVE THIS

an important fyi

[the-bus-called-graveyard-8]

can you show your entire madagascar collection?? sorry if you already showed it 😭

Sorry to sit on this ask for so long anon!! But I've finally sat down and photographed everything I've got! Turns out, there was a lot. So without further ado:

Long, picture-heavy post ahead. Image descriptions in the post body. Click for better image quality.

DVDs & DVD extras

Madagascar 1-3 + Penguins of Madagascar

Merry Madagascar, Party with the Penguins, and Madly Madagascar

The Penguins of Madagascar, Operation: DVD Premiere, New to the Zoo, Happy King Julien Day, Operation: Get Ducky, Operation: Blowhole, and Operation: Special Delivery

Operation: Video Fun (cereal box prize! It has two episodes on it, off the top of my head I want to say they were "What Goes Around" and "Snakehead!") and Operation: Search and Rescue (redbox ebay buy, I think it has six or eight season two episodes)

Marty's Rainbow Wig (Mada3 bonus)

2 Poppin' Penguins wind up toys (PoM Blu-ray bonus)

Video Games

Mada1 for GameCube, Mada2, Mada3, PoM and Madagascar Kartz for Wii, TPoM, TPoM: Dr. Blowhole Returns Again and Madagascar Kartz for NintendoDS, and Operation: Penguin for GameBoy Advance

Literature

Mada 1-3 + PoM movie novelizations

Madagascar: It's A Zoo In Here!, Madagascar Little Golden Book, Meet the Penguins!, Fish Happens: Words of Wisdom from the Penguins

Mada2, Mada3, PoM Concept Art books

Two Feet High and Rising, Skipper's Log, Elite Strike Force, King Julien's Guide to Ruling the Zoo, Banana-palooza

Learn to Draw Madagascar, two Penguins of Madagascar sticker and activity books

Mada2, Mada3, and four TPoM coloring books

DreamWorks My Busy Book (also features Shrek and Kung Fu Panda

Comic Books

Operation: Wonder from Down Under parts 1 &2, Operation: Weakest Link, TPoM Comics issues 1&2

DreamWorks Madagascar issues 1-4 + Madagascar 3: Long Live the King

Five Penguins of Madagascar comics + 1 book compilation When in Rome...

Misc. Paper Stuffs

Penguins birthday card

Three issues of Nick Mag featuring Madagascar, a few cut-outs from other issues, and a one-page ad for DirecTV featuring Mada3

Mada3 2013 calendar, Madagascar Magic Pen book, two paper Skipper figurines

three boxes of Valentines (two Mada3, one PoM)

two boxes of Mada themed cereal and two boxes of Mada themed fruit snacks

PoM puffy 3D stickers, Madagascar The Musical button set (featuring Alex, Marty, the Penguins and King Julien)

Toys and Collectibles

Skipper Happy Feet plush, King Julien Tsum Tsum plush, mini Skipper plush w/mini Meet the Penguin book (I also have a King Julien plush that is packed away somewhere I didn't feel like digging out)

TPoM Return to the Habitat board game, TPoM Clementoni Impossible Puzzle, TPoM Kidz Cards (I got shorted buying this; it was supposed to have Go Fish as well but I only got Crazy 8s), TPoM Uno

Five Madagascar figurines of Alex, Marty, King Julien, Gloria and Melman

Ten various Mada McDonald's toys

Cake toppers and rings that the baker at the local grocery store gave to me

My birthday cake from 2016, PoM themed of course (I still have the toppers, the cake is obviously gone lol)

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private Funko Pops

Super Spy Penguins Hallmark Keepsake ornament

Apparel

Disguise Master baby Penguins shirt (Zazzle.com, no longer available), I Like to Move It Move It King Julien shirt (ebay), caroling Penguins shirt (Zazzle.com, I think this one is still available)

two TPoM kids backpacks, King Julien Loungfly bag

Miscellaneous

Penguins kids drink cup, TPoM Activity Coloring Roll

PoM ice cube molds

Skipper shaped flash drive, PoM keychain

TPoM inflatable punching bag

TPoM kite (I think I still have the actual kite, if my mom didn't get rid of it without telling me, but it's unfortunately broken)

TPoM decal sticker I made in Web Design class in high school and never stuck to anything

TPoM Hot Wheels car

PoM movie poster (torn and wrinkled and stained from mounting putty because I never put it in a frame lol)

And I think that's everything! I'd love to someday have enough space to actually put all this stuff out on display. We're moving next year so maybe 👀

Things I'd like to get someday

the last three TPoM DVDs I'm missing

Mada soundtrack CDs

Mada1 on VHS tape (just for funsies)

the comic books I'm missing (several)

Madagascar Sorry! board game

an autograph from Tom McGrath

[blankvort]

tangentially animal-related hcs 4 the mean girls crew bc i am now responsible for giving a goldfish daddy issues

cady

inexplicably allergic to dogs and always in the first four stages of grief about it. don’t @ me about the medical semantics i just want her to suffer a little

tried to get a job at petco the second she turned eighteen but learned of the above information in the most destructive job interview since janis’s application to be the local coffee shop’s cool gay barista (they were worried that she’d swear at fighter-jet-takeoff volumes if she touched hot coffee) (she did, but only because they started playing a shitty pop cover of one of damian’s fave show tunes) and came out of the building a puddle of mucous and tears

grossly fascinated by the grossest of primitive functions. her insta page is all dope and authentic until you find a selfie taken using the back camera 0.5x with the corpse of an effervescent snail and a bunch of reels telling you how to narrow down what bird species are destroying your garden by the splay of their shit

has a miniature aneurysm whenever movies get stuff wrong about animals. artistic liberties are granted to janis alone. like sure if she’s in the theater she’ll sit through the movie fisting popcorn down her throat but as soon as she gets out of there the entire mall becomes a soapbox for dissecting the bullshit sexual dimorphism of giving female animals eyeliner

thus while i know the headcanon of her loving the lion king is basically canon i think she’s absurdly secretive about it. like she’s burying her merchandise and blu-ray copies under her bed in the dead of night while secreting more sweat than should be possible. she could come out to her parents and elope to antarctica no problem but liking the lion king which implies that lighter manes = stronger lions is a death sentence

probably got banned from a bunch of zoos for interrupting field trips 

janis

had one of those angel/wolf/dragon/whatever hybrid phases as a kid like all good artists. did those like. not quite furry but not quite human animal art commissions on twitter for a while for the funnies but discovered a lucrative market and never turned back

does not know how to hold human or animal babies. like she’s good at taking care of them in terms of general physical and intellectual nourishment but that limp wrist is not supporting any necks properly

mercilessly makes fun of the whole “would you love me if i was a worm” trend. she doesn’t even love most humans what makes you think she has any answer for you regarding that other than that she’d turn you into a super deep art piece museums would purchase for exorbitant amounts

that being said she feels like a vivarium girlie to me. she’s nocturnal like a pillbug and post-canon constantly tries to convince the plastics that her pacman frog is poisonous

feeds her meticulously decorated ant farm gourmet meals every day. anyone else gets microwavable mac and cheese at best

this one probably won’t make sense unless you’re a jenny nicholson fan but she has a fake id for buying wine and turning the corks into those hallmark craft animal sculptures (and selling the open wine bottle to mrs george in back alleys)

damian

his grandma owns the most omnicidal chihuahua in the state of chicago. it’s how he learned to dance with such mental and physical dexterity. how else would he have survived visits to the nursing home

^ attempted to adopt the chihuahua’s children to have his own bruiser woods moment. turns out, even with his classically trained tenor voice, puppies and janis respond to the “drop it” command much the same way. that is to say they do not drop it and the puppies ran away with ninety nine per cent of his anastasia-inspired music box memorabilia

has a love-hate relationship with cats the musical. like memory is one of his top ten karaoke songs but he’s not going to admit it until he’s several fruity seltzers into the night. wishes all the actors in the movie had been replaced with real cats picked off the street before anything else was approved

played milky white in a scammy local production of into the woods and so so so embarrassed about it. he had to be on stilts the whole show

stuck a fish in regina’s backpack sometime in sophomore year but found karen feeding it and talking to it about her worst fears and greatest dreams felt too guilty to continue with the next phase of his plan (sticking a very hot picture of janis in regina’s backpack) (karen probably would’ve tried to talk to the photo too)

regina

musical specific but i think she didn’t Exactly do a matching animal costume with gretch and karen because 1) what can you dress up as when your friends are going as a cat and a mouse. cheese? 2) had cady not moved into the neighborhood, she’d have gone as a sexy lion to ease into the prospect of. you know. with shane oman but going as a sexy lion when your shiny new homoerotic frenemy has a lion pin on half her clothing isn’t quite a non-questionable choice

had a warrior cats phase she keeps under lock and key in the very depths of her closet. her closet is an iceberg of issues that goes shein -> homosexuality -> warrior cats and climate change is doing a number on it

fried a couple of janis’s ants alive with a magnifying glass sometime before middle school. she’s never flirted normally in her life

the bulk of janis’s furry commission clientele. she has so many emails for alternate accounts that she could get every american president ever suspended from twitter if national security let her. that’s including the dead ones

remember the nigh-rabid chihuahuas damian had. yeah she’s been raising those in secret for a few years now. mrs george doesn’t notice because regina hides them in her hair and extensions are, like, totally in or whatever

had a horse girl phase. all her drawings of horses came out like this meme tho. the art freaks nickname was born out of jealousy

gretchen

chose to be a sexy cat for halloween to match with karen because she has no sense of identity. also because she remembers regina’s warrior cats phase

actually a guinea pig person. i’ve never met a guinea pig person but she feels like one. they’re both in dire need of daily interaction and likely polyamorous

but also peri-canon gretchen could not keep a pet alive she’d spend every cent of the wieners fortune on buying the animal’s love

speaking of. her family bought a stable to fuel “her” horse girl phase. she just wanted to make regina happy and couldn’t stay on a saddle if there was an escalator that plopped her right on the horse

cares about the puppy bowl more than she cares about the superbowl

instinctively pets cute animals. if they bite her then she deserved it

karen

chose to be a sexy mouse for halloween because tom and jerry was having a media marathon and she’s into that sort of power dynamic

believes in unicorns more than she believes in horses. this is because she had a horse girl phase for the hottest of seconds before realizing that none of the ponies at the apache trail sale had horns and thought they had their horns cut off for aesthetic reasons

animals love her so much. survived a jellyfish attack because the jellyfish sensed she just wanted to pet something shiny and absolutely respected that. pests of all shapes and sizes evict themselves stat when karen says her mom doesn’t appreciate her hundred thousand dollar lotions being invaded by peril-bringing insects. strays follow her 24/7. gretchen is jealous (of the animals)

thinks tigers are very sick zebras

thinks blobfish are cuter when they’re all flesh putty out of their natural habitats but would also break into a zoo if she thought the animals were being mistreated

was banned from australia at the age of eight because she tried to have a sleepover in a kangaroo’s pouch

aaron

mean girls insta described him as a golden retriever so i’m also hcing him as being allergic to dogs <3 equality

becomes deeply fearful of all fauna after falling into a research rabbit hole for the sake of connecting with cady. what do you mean buffalo are some of the deadliest beasts on the planet and not just a type of chicken wing

kevin g

a preteen vsco girl in her granola advocacy era stuck in a teenage boy’s body. he has saved more turtles than any natucate volunteer by repurposing his rejected business cards to make a selfie stick long enough to stick him in the same selfie as gretchen wieners. the selfie stick has been in progress since daycare. he has also gone to the hospital more than any natucate volunteer do not trust this man with shop class equipment

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Velvet Buffet

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/60985816

by Primarina (PastelBrachypelma)

"The one benefit to being the equivalent of zoo animals, Medic thought, was that they were fed well."

After the Robot War, the mercs become a zoo attraction under the care of Saxton Hale.

And Medic? Medic gets to have a LOT of fun. ;)

Words: 2939, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Velvet Vampire

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), BLU Scout (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Vampire, Vampires, Vampire Medic (Team Fortress 2), Vampire Bites, Vampire Feeding, Human/Vampire Relationship, Canon-Typical Violence, (mentioned or alluded to), Sweet Medic (Team Fortress 2), Heavy Loves Medic (Team Fortress 2), Medic Being Medic (Team Fortress 2), Caretaking, Aftercare, Belly Kink, Belly Rubs, belly stuffing, this one is just very kinky towards the end lol, Sorry Not Sorry, Idiots in Love

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/60985816

[blubushie]

I do love it! Look at them prance! :D

[iianian69]

INTRO POST!!! (recommended to read b4 follow)

i havent made one of these yet and ive just had my site pinned to the top of my thing so i should probably actually write something up

art tag is #scouts stupid art

INTRO BELOW!! ^_^

first things first, call me scout, erik, or jeremy! i also dont mind other kin names (eg. polybius, junkrat/jamison, dan, etc)

im fictionkin, gay/bi, transmasc, polyam, and im also fictosexual and objectum!! ^ (DNI if you are anti objectum and ficto for obvious reasons >_<)

married to sniper and medic... i also like blu scout very very much

INTERACT!!! - tf2, ow2, pink city, btd6, other fandoms im in (more listed on my strawpage, which i will link at the bottom of this post), OTHER SCOUT KINS!!* idm doubles, and i think you guys are cool. hello all you fellow scouts out there

THINISH ICE/EEHHH.. - hazbin hotel/helluva boss fans (ur ok if u dont support vivzie and are critical of it.. thats chill by me!! :3), people who post tons about most spy ships (spyma, spy x pyro or blu spy x blu engie are fine i like those. others im not very sure about just for personal reasons)

DNI PLS! - SPY X SCOUT. NEED I SAY MORE. proshippers, homophobes/transphobes/abelists, anything along those lines, zoos, etc!! (u get the idea, basic dni criteria and allat), * medic x spy or sniper x spy shippers.. * i have to move this to dni.. it weirds me out really bad i hate i

*I WILL NOTE! 90% of my blog is me posting/reposting gayass art, mostly sniperscout, mediscout, and the occasional red scout x blu scout, so if u are uncomfortable with that u are not obliged to follow me, i understand since im a similar way with seeing sniper x spy and medic x spy

THANK YOU FOR READING AND FOR FOLLOWING!! if ur interested in learning more about me, feel free to leave me asks or check out my strawpage! (feel free to leave me anon art on my strawpage.... i love seeing what people draw for me)

[bbluberrys]

Hi I'm Blu and welcome to my blog!

I post everything here because i don't like making side blogs that much

This is a sfw blog but there WILL be suggestive jokes/innuendos and sex education every now and again

I do not care if nsfw blogs interact

❌‼️NO PROSHIP, PEDO,ZOO,INCEST OR RPF ACC INTERACTION‼️❌

my other accs:

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