#blr get ur shit together

[abby118]

blr: *eats my posts and asks *blocks my people *clowns with its post limits

me: *still stays cause somehow its still the best hellsite around

lmao

[inmaki]

ask and u shall recieve-- also i lowk meant them separately but honestly??? these along with the prev can also be read as a poly thing and it shouldn't make a difference because why have 1 when you can get both?

this is all set in a non-curse, very normal world college au btw because most of the jjk cast deserve to be happy ok? ok.

i know it's canon that gojo is actually big brained and he can literally do anything if he tries, buuut i also hc that he lacks culinary skills. like, he grew up rich, right? i'd imagine him have his parents' 50 maids cook for him. that or he just goes out to eat most of the time cause he has more pocket money than my entire bank account.

anyway, adding onto that, it becomes a problem when he's sick, because it's either you or geto to come take care of him cause my man can't cook to save a life. one time you got a fever to the point you couldn't get up and he was panicking because he doesn't know how to make soup or congee (savory rice porridge) for you, so he calls suguru in the middle of a lecture and the phone call basically went like

'okay, now add in the vegetables--'

'i burned the broth.'

'you what.'

safe to say suguru skipped the rest of his classes that day.

geto on the other hand, insists that he can take care of himself when he's sick. he only ever asks for you to do stuff for him if it's really bad, otherwise he'll probably just ask for cuddles.

either (or both) of them fall asleep relatively fast already when they're sick, but in your arms??? surrounded by your scent??? out like a light immediately.

yeah okay i still have so much more but i'm gonna stop before i go overboard ackbeuifnebu

p.s. completely unrelated ik but pls tell me i'm not the only one who's getting pissed off about this new wave of p*rn bots. i thought they couldn't get any worse but now they're putting tags on their post that are completely unrelated, and they don't properly censor the thumbnail images they use??? i don't want to have to block certain tags just because of the small minority but it's getting harder to ignore... tumblr get your shit together pls

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SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLT HI MELON NONNIE <3 omg im so sorry idk why i read it as like a scenario together but AHSBJHSBS SATORU BURNING BROTHHHH 😭😭 i honestly agree even if its canon that hes good at most things he tries im a firm believer cooking is js NOT one of them,, the best he can do is ramen and barbecue the meat for u 💀

i have a feeling that in the end suguru sneaks over to make your porridge/soup, then gives it to toru who brings it to you and ur js like. wow toru u made this?!!! meanwhile hes smiling nervously like y-yep!!!! HELP i love the idea of toru trying to take care of his sick s/o.. its so entertaining yet adorable

AND YES THOSE BOTS HAVE BEEN GOING CRAZY 😭😭 ITS SUCH A JUMPSCARE I HATE THEM idk how blr lets them get away w it 🧌

[wonfilms]

my lucky charm!!!!

idk why i like typing nice shit out on the blr more than insta dms but hhhhh anyway

i know i usually say this as like an offhand comment, but i really do love u so so much as a friend :( it’s not often that you find such a pure, friendly soul both inside and out, yk?

i love how i can share my worries with you without being afraid of judgement and how we get along so easily with so many things, you’re quite literally me but in a different font, and it’s rare to find a such a good friend who supports you without question, so thank you for just being in my life tbh

your notifs always manage to bring a smile to my face and i look forward to your texts every day when i wake up (at like 2pm rip i have a shit schedule), even if it’s just you liking my messages, i always hope those tiktoks i send you cheer you up or at least help motivate you to push forward for the day

i hope you get all 9s in your gcses cause let’s be frl girl we’d fail those jyp or hybe auditions so bad 💀

your usual 3am, miss:

lots of love !!!!!!!!!

i never responded to this on the blr but i did on ig IM SOBBING

ur so cute syfu i love you so much we r gonna live in a sexy appartment together w beom and soob dupes in the future and ur gonna be there idc.

ily lots you make me feel so safe

for u 💐

[maidofmetal]

I was tagged by the stunning @grimkxtten (idk why it’s not tagging her t/um/blr get ur shit together) for a selfie!!!

I’m tagging @laurellament @labrysbutch @i-am-the-quintessential-queer @lunarianbeams and anyone else who wants to!!!!