#blowoff

[grndgame]

caps lineup versus cbj...whole team said fuck it and left?

[lilyaceofdiamonds]

It’s so wild when you forget that not everyone around you grew up in a high-control ‘religion’-cult and bending the rules even slightly was considered damnation.

My coworker gave me the most confused look when i said that my mother didn’t freak out and disown me upon learning yesterday that i was planning to move in with an old coworker of ours. The short version response i gave her of why is because gender. Said future flatmate, as a male, would be extremely taboo for the cult (and by extension my parents) to allow me, a perceived-female, to live with. Without being, like, married.

I’m still genuinely shocked that she didn’t put up any complaints about it. I did immediately give her the entire rundown of positive reasons this was good that i had been rehearsing for just this moment, and had spent the last month ‘looking for a new place’ and coming up with (real) problems that making this move solved nicely, so it seemed like The Perfect Fix, but still!

[jaevy]

pdfs from other universities are CARRYING my ass through computer organization and architecture 😭😭😭 thank you university of washington and university of california irvine 😭😭😭😭😭 i may not be a student for either of these but trust that i am learning from them (instead of my own class 👁️👁️)

[dallasstarsdyke]

my parents calling my brother fat in front of me is so fucking annoying. first of all who gives a shit second do you think this makes me feel safe around you

[fagrackham]

being unemployed is crazy its like ok now what

[trendfag]

SLAYYYYYY

[rickmctumbleface]

RIP Jimmy Carter

So sad that the last thing Jimmy Carter saw in his life was his own country shitting itself. I hope they can bury him while Biden is still in office, so he gets the distinguished sendoff he deserves. God knows what undignified blowoff the orange nazi would provide.

[punchurlightsout]

read the eltingville club yesterday and thought it’d be funny to make 1 of teh intro thingz 4 my s/i :3 (tumblr made it really blurry and also made teh lighting look bad so you might have 2 zoom in 2 read it/look at teh other stuff o__O)

way too much bonus s/i lore under teh cut ^__^

———————————————————————— I told myself I wouldn’t make an s/i for the eltingville club but then I accidentally started making lore for him so here’s my (very not serious and only one time) eltingville s/i. This is Mikey Alpine! He’s the newest kid in Eltingville and applied to join the club as soon as he learned about it cuz he loves horror + comics :] Obviously he had no idea what the club was like when he applied and Jerry was the only one to stick up for him when the four of them heard someone new wanted to join. They didn’t want him in because he was a gay emo jerkoff (-Bill) and only read indie crap (-Josh) and was just lying about having watched all of those movies to seem cool (-Pete), but Jerry convinced them to let him in because they could probably get him to host DnD night at his house now that they were banned everywhere else. Mikey was initiated under the blowoff title “Secretary of Bands (and Gay Shit)” and was kicked out after 1 1/2 days of being used by them being in the club because they found out he wore guyliner. Lame.

[thestraggletag]

Hi yes I’ve been told to ask for The Thing :)

One The Thing coming up!

WELCOME TO RUMBELLE, YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I SEE YOU THERE, SO YOUNG, SO FRESH, SO WOOBIE. LET ME SLOWLY CLASP YOU TO MY BOSOM IN A MOTHERLY WAY.

NOW YOU STUMBLE AROUND, A LITTLE LOST RUMBELLE CHICK NEEDING LOVE AND GUIDANCE, TREMBLING WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND BOTTLED-UP FEELS. NEVER FEAR, FOR WE’LL TAKE YOU IN, SINCE YOU HAVE BECOME

ONE OF US.

WE HAVE TEA, FOR YOUR SHATTERED FEELS. WE KNOW IT HURTS, WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE. MOST OF USE JUST DUMP A LOT OF VODKA INTO THAT TEA. IT’D BE EASIER TO JUST DUMP A TEA BAG INTO A BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF, TO BE HONEST.

HERE, DEARIE, ARE SOME GIFS I BRING FORTH TO YOU SO YOU CAN BLOG ABOUT YOUR FEELS, AND HOW RUMBELLE RUINED YOUR LIFE AND YOU LOVE IT. TAKE THEM, DON’T BE SHY. YOU WILL NEED THEM, YOUNG PADAWAN. THEY WILL BECOME YOUR NEW LANGUAGE. BE WARNED, LITTLE ONE, FOR THEY ARE OF A SPOILERY NATURE THAT MIGHT HURT YOUR WEE EYES. THEY’RE ALSO AWESOME, SO YOU SHOULDN’T STARE AT THEM DIRECTLY.

LIKE AN ECLIPSE.

OR RUMPLE’S LEATHER PANTS.

AND SINCE THIS IS A PRETTY COMPLEX FANDOM I DIRECT YOU TO A WELCOME PAGE SO YOU CAN GATHER YOUR BEARINGS AND EXPLORE MORE OF THIS MAGICAL LAND OF CHIPPED CUPS AND SEXY SCALY MEN. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS THERE YOU’LL FIND ANSWERS. IF NOT YOU CAN ALWAYS SEEK THERUMBELLE TAG, AND POST QUESTIONS THERE. RUMBELLERS ARE ALWAYS THERE TO ANSWER.

ALWAYS. RUMBELLERS DON’T SLEEP.

IF YOU FEEL THE NEED FOR SOME LOVELY VISUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF THE UTTER PERFECTION THAT IS THIS SHIP I DIRECT YOU TO THE RUMBELLE ART TAG, WHERE MANY TALENTED PEOPLE POST TALENTED THINGS THAT PRODUCE BOTH AWE AND ENVY.

AND LAST, AND THIS IS WHAT I’M KNOWN FOR…

WE.

HAVE.

PORN.

NO, NOT LIKE OTHER FANDOMS. NOT SOME PORN. NOT ANY PORN. WE HAVEALL THE PORN.

ALL OF IT.

EVERY KINK.

EVERY FANTASY.

EVERY POSITION.

FOOD SEX, PEGGING, BONDAGE, S&M (BUT THE REAL TYPE, NO INNER GODDESSES, ALL KINKY FUCKERY), CANE PORN, PRIEST PORN, CANNIBAL PORN, SHADOW!SEX, DADDY!DOM, DOM/SUB, BLOODPLAY, MIRROR-SEX, PREGNANCY KINKS, POWER-SEX, INTERSPECIES SEX, LACTATION PORN, DAGGER!PORN, RAPTOR!PORN, MAGICAL SEX AND MANY MORE.

IT'S THE SORT OF FANDOM WHERE YOU CATCH KINKS LIKE CHICKEN POX.

I DIRECT YOU NOW TO MY FANFIC REC LIST, WHERE YOU SHALL FIND MANY TREASURES. I ALSO GIVE YOU A REC LIST OF REC LISTS (A LIST-CEPTION, SO TO SPEAK). YOU CAN ALWAYS GO TO THE RUMBELLE FICTAG IF YOU FEEL YOU NEED MORE RUMBELLE PORN FICS IN YOUR LIFE. AND YOU WILL. AND IF YOU WANNA HIT THE MOTHERLOAD OF RUMBELLE FANFICTION CHECK OUT THE RUMBELLE LIBRARY, RIPE WITH DECADENT FICS FOR YOUR PERUSAL.

IN THIS FANDOM WE LIKE TO CELEBRATE WITH FIC, COPE WITH FIC AND START MASSIVE FIC WARS SO THERE ARE SEVERAL YEAR-ROUND EVENTS DESTINED TO BRING FORTH MORE RUMBELLE SEXYTIMES  MOMENTS: THE RUMBELLE SECRET SANTA (ORGANIZED THREE YEARS IN A ROW AND TOTALLING AROUND 350 FICS), FLOOFAPALOOZA (FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO GO ‘AWWW’ DESPERATELY), 50 FIRST HAMBURGER DATES (YES, WE GOT IT BAD), THERUMBELLE CHRISTMAS IN JULY (FOR THOSE LONG HIATUS MONTHS), THEMANTIS DAY MENAGERIE(BECAUSE OUR SMUT NEEDS MORE CREATURES IN IT), THE GREAT RUMBELLE BLOWOFF AND THE RUMBELLE SHOWDOWN. IT ALL CULMINATES WITH THE T.E.A. AWARDS, WHERE WE MOSTLY CONGRATULATE THE WRITERS ON ALL THE SEX, FLUFF AND TEARS (GREAT PLACE FOR NEWBIES TO ALSO SEEK FIC RECS!).

MIND THE SPOILERS, DEARIE.

BUT IF YOU’RE ALL CAUGHT UP YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK THIS TUMBLR WHICH WILL HOLD PRECIOUS TREASURES SO YOU CAN SURVIVE THE SUMMER HIATUS WITH MOST OF YOUR SANITY INTACT.

WE AIM FOR REALISTIC GOALS HERE.

IF YOU HAVEN’T YET DELETED YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT AND MOVED TO A COUNTRY WITHOUT INTERNET CONNECTION THEN CONGRATULATIONS, YOU INDEED HAVE THE MAKINGS OF A GREAT RUMBELLER. AND YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE.

NOW LET ME HOLD YOU GENTLY, SOFTLY, LOVINGLY.

Welcome to the fandom, dearie.

[flightybuttlass]

blowoff

[r33r35]

1995 nissan skyline gtr (bcnr33)

hks 2.8 stroker kit step 2

hks vcam step 2

hks type r intercooler

hks oil cooler

hks sqv iv blowoff valve

hks gtiii 4r turbocharger

hks gtii 60mm external wastegate

[vomitdodger]

You think you hate gun grabber RINO Dan Crenshaw enough but you really don’t.

11 min video worth looking up and watching. Eddie Gallagher talks about his whole “war crimes” charges. Reminder he was found not guilty and the whole thing was BS from the start. Video chronicles the numerous ways he was denied constitutional rights (reminiscent of the Jan 6 crowd), the countless times they sought out globalist Crenshaw for help and subsequent blowoffs, how Crenshaw actively worked against him with politicians (Jan 6 yet again) and “Dan was trying to kill me”. Also discusses how another SEAL, David Goggins also slayed Crenshaw after lying to him (Goggins).

Crenshaw is complete trash and there’s a reason the entire SEAL community wants nothing to do with him. Enough said right there.

Video ends with good sum up for voting: know the candidate. Just because they were military, Purple Heart, SEAL, etc doesn’t mean a thing without principals and honor. Crenshaw has none. At least not now.

[dryonsenpai]

I hope I’m not so sudden about this, but… I am, just like you, extremely close to uninstall WHB from my device. There’s nothing to do there unless farming for materials, there’s no way to get the new characters for free (only after waiting the three months time, killing all their hype), the main story is not updated, the events are short… Not to mention how huge the game is, I believe it is about 14GB by now, what is completely insane for me. Their emphasis on Nightmare Passes is a huge blowoff for me as well, since I am f2p and can’t spend in the game. The only thing that was keeping me in it was the Pancake shop because I was farming red keys for Lucifer Selfie card, but there’s not even that anymore. Are you feeling like this, too? If not, what are your thoughts about it?

I totally feel like this as well

Their first fiasco was the angels' event & it seemed like they fixed it. But now we are here waiting for them to give us what they promised (comics on social media, friend system, new chapter every 3 months...)

Then, Beelzebub bath on the nightmare pass makes no sense cuz Satan, Mammon & (soon) Levi are standard banner cards. That is the moment when we realised that they are telling f2p players to fuck off cuz they don't need us. Hun, you do need us

But they're not that dumb. The boycott ends the 20th (today) & one day before that they released Belphegor, coincidence? I don't think so

The worst part is that they see socials, they check e-mail, post a lot of thirst traps without addressing any issue or complaint of the players. If they're still deciding they could've made a mini post saying so & we wouldn't feel so ignored

Seems like their favourite king is Mammon cuz they're full of greed. The game has become a literally only p2p game & that sucks cuz the game is one of the best NSFW games I've ever played & I bet a lot of people think the same, but the company's decisions are making it unplayable & just something to waste storage space

I have a lot to say about this, but this is just a quick summary

[flurgerbla]

Yes im a girl, yes my sneezes sound like a turbocharger blowoff valve, we exist

[timminear]

it is so crazy that a fucking biochem/metabolism class is my blowoff class. like the levels of personal growth that have occurred for this to happen is astonishing

[once-in-a-blood-moon]

Obey Me Boys as Band Kids

Please note that these are personal things I've noticed in my time as a former band kid, and is not meant to be taken too seriously. I love all the sections equally and all the weirdos in them, haha. Anyways, go band kids! 💪

Inspired by the new event coming out! 🤗

Lucifer is a trumpet player. He’s got one of the biggest egos in the band and plays loud and proud even if he’s wrong (which is rare). Lucifer is that kid that takes his instrument home every single day to practice and shows off the next day. Takes band seriously, and is very popular among his peers. Mad that he didn’t get drum major position, but never shows it when asked. 

Mammon plays snare drum. Literally could use what’s left of his brain cells rattling around in his head instead. A troublemaker, probably gets betted to do stupid things every other week, which just causes more stress for the drum major and the band director. Though it makes for good stories later. One of the weakest marchers, loses the beat halfway and is now marching right, left, right…

Leviathan is a sax player, do not tell me he’s not. Most of the sax players I knew were NERDS, so dorky, but some of the funniest people you will ever meet. They’re either really popular or terribly socially inept, Levi falls on the socially inept spectrum. He’s not too serious, but not a total blowoff in the band. He plays super quiet out of fear of playing wrong, but if there’s a song he likes, he gets really into it. Probably one of those guys that puts the whole reed in his mouth and swishes it around to wet it as everyone else is appalled by it.

Satan is the drum major (me too 😊). Responsible and stressed, cordial with all, friendly with some. He knows the ins and outs of everything going on within the band, whether it’s gossip, inside jokes, the literal music itself (that’s a given), etc. He probably has little pow-wows with the section leaders where he gets his information, specifically the colorguard captain. Has a solid connection with the drumline.

Asmo is captain of the colorguard! Gossip and drama, and part of the band's discount Keeping Up With the Kardashians show (I swear that’s what it’s like). He’s a perfectionist, probably stays late after school to practice his routines. Has a meltdown at the smallest mistake, yells at others when they mess up. He’s definitely hit someone with a flag because they were in his way or in the wrong spot, iykyk. 

Beel is a tuba player. He probably keeps to himself, maybe befriending the trombone or trumpet players and opening up a little there. His mom brings the band snacks and food for games. New to band so he’s learning how to play and march properly. Still hasn’t learned to suck in his cheeks when he plays.

Belphie is a clarinet player (also me 💅). He’s probably a squeaker. Makes hard eye-contact with the drum major as he licks his reed wet with a sly grin just to mess with them. He’s a great player, he just needs to be louder, no one can hear him. Leans on his clarinet when his eyes get droopy when he’s sitting down. 

Diavolo is in the drumline, probably a bass or quad player. If he’s a quad player, there will never be a time you won’t hear him playing. Every five seconds he’s playing some part of the cadence, and somehow the rest of the drumline joins in. If he’s a bass player, he’s just a derpy guy who’s just there for a good time. Joins the tromboners in their mischief and jokes. 

Barbatos gives pit energy to me, think marimba and bells. He quietly practices in the back, waving his mallets over the notes so he doesn’t disturb anyone. Very attentive to the drum major and band director when they speak, never has an outburst of any kind. He’s responsible, and timely when preparing for a show. Probably keeps the drumline in check though. (Also plays cymbals during parades). 

Simeon is a flute player, specifically piccolo. He’s a beast on that thing, and so loud (watch your ears). Gossips and chats with the clarinet section, is an honorary member of that section too. I bet he has that flute pinky thing, iykyk. 

Solomon is… *sighs* a trombone player… He’s one of the guys in the back making “that’s what she said'' jokes when the director says something that can be twisted that way. Makes the whole band crack up at his funny quips. He’s a skilled marcher and is incredibly dedicated to the band. Sometimes empties his spit valve on other people’s shoes just to mess with them (think Lucifer specifically).

Luke is an aspiring trumpet player! He’s doing his best, so cheer him on when you can. One of those insecure, doesn’t want to be too loud trumpet players. But you can never be too loud…unless it says pianissimo…