#blorbhange

[this-is-krikkit]

Would you rather…

1. Live in a version of our world, where AOT no, all anime, does not exist.

2. Live in Paradis, with all the characters and titans and drama, and no knowledge that the world beyond the walls exists.

hm. either way, i don't get access to anime (which means no YOI, no BD, not any of the few others i've watched since then) since they don't exist in Paradis, right?

so essentially, you're asking me to pick between "Hange Zoë exists in the same universe as me but i'll probably die by getting enrolled in the Scouts just for a chance to get close to them", vs "no Hange Zoë at all, nothing, not even the fictional idea of them."

hold my lollipop and engrave my empty coffin, buddy, cause the choice is all but made! 🐎⚔️🪽

[this-is-krikkit]

this is the most accurate way to describe me (us) yet i'm wheezing 😭😭

my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

[this-is-krikkit]

Would you rather…

Go out for a dinner date with:

1. Your Ice Husband Victor

Or

2. Your Scientist Blorbo Hange

💐 🕯️ 🍷

^ tfw your bestie (??? r u tho???) makes you pick between two of your blorbos???? on christmas eve???????????

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU YOU SICK CUCURBITACÉE

[this-is-krikkit]

Cas lbr here who would dare tell you that?? you're absolutely right and you should say it

entomologists are the most fucking wild people ive ever met

i pointed out a cool wasp to one and she just picked it up with her bare hands and started showing me different features she was using to identify the species

on a walk with another one he just paused, turned, violently shoved his hand into some rotting wood and offered me a tunnel web spider like oh okay i guess-