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Would you rather…
1. Live in a version of our world, where AOT no, all anime, does not exist.
2. Live in Paradis, with all the characters and titans and drama, and no knowledge that the world beyond the walls exists.
hm. either way, i don't get access to anime (which means no YOI, no BD, not any of the few others i've watched since then) since they don't exist in Paradis, right?
so essentially, you're asking me to pick between "Hange Zoë exists in the same universe as me but i'll probably die by getting enrolled in the Scouts just for a chance to get close to them", vs "no Hange Zoë at all, nothing, not even the fictional idea of them."
hold my lollipop and engrave my empty coffin, buddy, cause the choice is all but made! 🐎⚔️🪽
#blorbhange#i'd die on my first expedition but i'd get to say hello to them from afar once! probably!! maybe! yay me!!!#i'm not obsessed i'm in love. obsessively. shut up#asks#mutuals#mutuals asks#dont f with moogles#bestie#hange zoë#terra's fucked up asks#what have we learned today?#that you shouldn't ask me to choose between reality and a made up (no matter how fucked up) world when holiday season is coming up x)#snk#shingeki no kyojin
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this is the most accurate way to describe me (us) yet i'm wheezing 😭😭
my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window
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Would you rather…
Go out for a dinner date with:
1. Your Ice Husband Victor
Or
2. Your Scientist Blorbo Hange
💐 🕯️ 🍷
^ tfw your bestie (??? r u tho???) makes you pick between two of your blorbos???? on christmas eve???????????
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU YOU SICK CUCURBITACÉE
#this is bc i'm taking too long with your yoi prompt isn't it??#and OFC I'M NOT PICKING#(bold of u to think i would ever go on a DINNER date w anyone btw)#victor nikiforov#hange zoë#ice ice baby#blorbhange#mutuals asks#asks#(thanks)#kitrouille#terra's fucked up asks
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Cas lbr here who would dare tell you that?? you're absolutely right and you should say it
entomologists are the most fucking wild people ive ever met
i pointed out a cool wasp to one and she just picked it up with her bare hands and started showing me different features she was using to identify the species
on a walk with another one he just paused, turned, violently shoved his hand into some rotting wood and offered me a tunnel web spider like oh okay i guess-
#hange has about a dozen pet walking sticks and they love them dearly. they have all sorts not just the showoff leafy ones!!#(i did not know thats how you call that insect in english and im now very offended on their behalf btw???)#(not that i used to have those as pets myself or learned the word entomologit at 4 bc i wanted to be that when i grew up)#(im normal shut up)#anyway levi goes even further into the land of disrespect and calls them.... hange's toothpicks 😭😭#blorbhange#hange zoe au#snk au#shingeki no kyojin#i*#personal
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