#bloodywoes; enkidu

[atdutiesend]

{ @bloodywoes created a "problem". }

There seems to be a tiny Enkidu, who stares at Grim, waddling towards his leg & climbing.

Then another.

Another.

They all demand his attention!!

Little? Smol? Many smol? Grim's reaction was somewhere between mild concern, and the absolute delight of someone who'd just had a box of kittens dumped on them!

"Hello? Oh my gosh you're so itty! And tiny!" He could die happy now he's going to cuddle and nuzzle and pet and snuggle allofthem! He's gonna cry from sheer delight!! "Why are you so smol, and so many, aaa..."

[atdutiesend]

"Fuck's sake." He can't decide between laughing or just dropping his head against Enkidu because why. Whyyyyy.

"I let them know that my master can't handle nuts, then they said 'to a climax' & I nearly grabbed their shoulders & gave them a SHAKE."

[atdutiesend]

"It doesn't tell you how to eat it...So I don't know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back." [Enkidu.]

{ B Dylan Hollis starters | Always accepting | @bloodywoes }

"... I still can't believe they used whipped cream for 'candle wax' instead of some kind of sugar glaze. But considering the toothpick is less of a concern for you..."

[atdutiesend]

{ training turned tension | Accepting | @bloodywoes }

“If you’re mad, why don’t you use your anger? Beat me at least once.” @ hideki from Yesod.

"Remember you asked for it."

Hideki might remember the years he was conscripted for as a vague blur, but his body sure doesn't. Once he gets out of his own way? He's vicious in a way that makes it clear why Enkidu was intrigued.

[atdutiesend]

... Doesn't Enkidu make their own cloth--

Coming, Lancer~!

OH HIDEKI!! The zipper in this tight fitting dress is stuck!! Can you be a dear & come in?

[atdutiesend]

"So," Hideki sipped - he'd already put creamer in the mug before holding it out, so he wouldn't have to stir at all. "Up for baking, insomnia, or general fucked up sleep schedule?"

Steals Hideki's cup. Sniffs disdainfully. "You've ruined it, Master."

pours coffee into hideki's mug! shameless, because he's back to pouring the rest into his mouth-

[atdutiesend]

"I have a delicate constitution, thanks. Are you sure your tastebuds are working properly?" Making a show of taking Chesed's temperature.

"There's no accounting for taste, Chesed."

"I am siding with Lancer here! Have you tried being a bit more open about your choices, dear Hideki? I wouldn't want you to be tasteless now~."

[worldatourfeat]

"Yes~?" They have been summoned!

PSPPSPSPSPSPSSPS LANCER ( ENKIDU ) COME HERE !!!

[atdutiesend]

"This is why I only trust Emiya and Tamamo in the kitchen..."

I told the kitchen several times stop nutting in my mouth!!!