#bloodywoes; enkidu

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"Hey Grim," Enkidu pops up, holding a cup of coffee for the green mage.

"Is it true I need to start showcasing how much I worship you by barking? What about meowing? I am not much of a puppy person."

"Hi, Enkidu." What even is his life these days? He accepted the cup gratefully; he'll need the caffeine to deal with this one.

"You don't have to do either, but if you want to I have no objection to meowing or barking. You'd make a cute kitty. Just keep in mind Roland's being a perv."

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"Fuck's sake." He can't decide between laughing or just dropping his head against Enkidu because why. Whyyyyy.

"I let them know that my master can't handle nuts, then they said 'to a climax' & I nearly grabbed their shoulders & gave them a SHAKE."

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@bloodywoes asked:

"OH MASTER KIARA!" Enkidu announces their entrance! BORED! Outta their mind! Lowest of the low.

If it wasn't for the fact their locks are a bird's nest, is that Ritsu's broken hair brush? BAH! Woman got aplenty!

"I beg to help me, please! I can't have my best friend in the world see me in such a ruin appearance!"

"Enkidu?!" Why was the hair brush broken? Why was their hair so messy? So many questions filled her mind but she reached out to hopefully calm Enkidu down.

"Hey, hey... It's alright, okay? It's gonna be alright. I'll be able to fix your hair before you go to see your best friend in the whole universe." A small glimpse of light in her hand before a different hairbrush gently landed in her outstretched palm. Twirling it a little, she smiled.

"Sit, sit! Let me brush it out for you!"

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"Hideki, do I have to ask for child support, for the countless mud children I produce?" Enkidu casually questions, tone being playful. Lancer picking up a habit of watching trashy tv shows from eons ago. ; you have to admit, they are pretty funny.

{ @bloodywoes | Unprompted }

"What--? What brought this on? Enkidu--" Hideki's hands flailed as he tried to even comprehend where this train of thought had come from. "Don't they hang out with Grim's slimes?!"

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It was a quiet polite honk though. Not a maddening vicious honk-tastrophy. / enkidu @ hideki

{ NCOC 7 | Accepting }

"We gotta play Untitled Goose Game together sometime." It went entirely over his head apparently.

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{ @bloodywoes created a "problem". }

There seems to be a tiny Enkidu, who stares at Grim, waddling towards his leg & climbing.

Then another.

Another.

They all demand his attention!!

Little? Smol? Many smol? Grim's reaction was somewhere between mild concern, and the absolute delight of someone who'd just had a box of kittens dumped on them!

"Hello? Oh my gosh you're so itty! And tiny!" He could die happy now he's going to cuddle and nuzzle and pet and snuggle allofthem! He's gonna cry from sheer delight!! "Why are you so smol, and so many, aaa..."

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"It doesn't tell you how to eat it...So I don't know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back." [Enkidu.]

{ B Dylan Hollis starters | Always accepting | @bloodywoes }

"... I still can't believe they used whipped cream for 'candle wax' instead of some kind of sugar glaze. But considering the toothpick is less of a concern for you..."

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... Doesn't Enkidu make their own cloth--

Coming, Lancer~!

OH HIDEKI!! The zipper in this tight fitting dress is stuck!! Can you be a dear & come in?

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Chesed serves a warm cup of coffee, layered with whipped cream, & two spoons of sugar. towards Hideki. It's a bit too strong, but it's always been the noble's favorite blend.

"Say... What is this 'shipping' chart all about? I hear it's the latest rage lately." Given that apparently he had to kick Artoria Alter out for picking a fight, something about how she'll never be down bad for some studmuffen sugar daddy malewife thing.

Chesed knows his sweet tooth! He's happy to sip.

"Oh, that. In Grim's defense it's not actually a shipping chart." He snorted. "He'd point out, and I'd agree, that it's not a chart and he's not trying to get anyone together with anyone else. He's just tracking actual relationships - y'know, like noting that Enkidu and I come here to bother you, that Yesod is so far up Hajime's ass I'm surprised Jalter can talk to him, that he somehow got on Morgan the fairy queen's bad side... who shouldn't be put on the same team, that kind of thing."

"Unfortunately for him that means he doesn't just have opinions, he has observations and evidence for who'd make a good couple... and he doesn't consider that something that needs to be kept secret. So if you ask, he'll tell you."

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{ training turned tension | Accepting | @bloodywoes }

“If you’re mad, why don’t you use your anger? Beat me at least once.” @ hideki from Yesod.

"Remember you asked for it."

Hideki might remember the years he was conscripted for as a vague blur, but his body sure doesn't. Once he gets out of his own way? He's vicious in a way that makes it clear why Enkidu was intrigued.

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"So," Hideki sipped - he'd already put creamer in the mug before holding it out, so he wouldn't have to stir at all. "Up for baking, insomnia, or general fucked up sleep schedule?"

Steals Hideki's cup. Sniffs disdainfully. "You've ruined it, Master."

pours coffee into hideki's mug! shameless, because he's back to pouring the rest into his mouth-

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"I have a delicate constitution, thanks. Are you sure your tastebuds are working properly?" Making a show of taking Chesed's temperature.

"There's no accounting for taste, Chesed."

"I am siding with Lancer here! Have you tried being a bit more open about your choices, dear Hideki? I wouldn't want you to be tasteless now~."

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"I mean we're certainly getting one."

"I've seen better."

walks over to the cafe, spots a naked blonde man.

"Is today a full moon?" I wish it was, Chesed.

[worldatourfeat]

"Yes~?" They have been summoned!

PSPPSPSPSPSPSSPS LANCER ( ENKIDU ) COME HERE !!!

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"This is why I only trust Emiya and Tamamo in the kitchen..."

I told the kitchen several times stop nutting in my mouth!!!