#bloodytailfeathers

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

now listen, not all of us are able to get trained into being real life ghosts. some of us have to up and vanish under certain circumstances, especially when certain resources and skills are lacking.

and don't kid yourself. you're cute, but not that cute. it takes a lot more than a pretty face to establish an emotion, especially over the internet. but i'm sure you already knew that, old man.

Coming into my ask box, having a pic of my handsome face as your profile pic, telling me to listen haha

You're cute, kid. I like your spirit.

And I'm saying that over the internet;)

Bet you're into older men. Now be a good lil bird and don't deny it.

Also... I will figure out how you even know about the Ghosts.

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

Pfff

I know you're blushing hard right now, birdie.

Get well soon.

You better take fucking care of yourself, birdie.

"anonymous" as if it isn't obvious. you're the only one to ever call me "birdie", wise guy.

i took some ibuprofen and will get some rest soon. you don't need to worry about me.

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

i find it interesting. usually diaries and journals help to keep personal matters...well, personal, but you opted to go the social route with a blog and interact with total strangers.

i guess it's also a matter of preference. does talking to strangers help out more for you?

Good question.

It does help, because it's casual and informal and all under my control.

I decide who I interact with and I can simply disappear again if I feel like it. Plus, there's no eye contact, which helps a lot.

It's just the same when I'm on a job. Y'all are basically just faceless bots to me right now. There's no connection unless both parties allow it.

I like your profile pic, by the way. Where the hell did you get that, though?

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

hey, just because i check up on you doesn't mean i want you. don't get the wrong idea now, you'll just hurt yourself.

Can't hurt what's already hurting.

And stop fighting your attraction towards me. Shhhhhh it's okay, I don't blame you.

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

good at taking orders? oh please...

"take care of yourself". make me.

Bet.

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

pretty bold of you to assume i care about myself to the same degree i care about others. my advice is forever shared, never practiced in post.

but as long as you're okay, that's enough for me.

Hmm, I see.

But I feel like you're good at taking orders, so...

Take care of yourself, you brat.

Do it for your Sergeant.

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

before you make another mistake, don't forget to get some water to balance out all that coffee. last thing we need is for you to make yourself sick now.

I drink plenty of water. My piss is clear, my skin is glowing. I am handsome as fuck.

But thank you for caring about me so much, birdie. Hope you're following your own advice.

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

do you want to hear my pickup line

I feel like I don't have a choice here.

Shoot.

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

that's a mistake

Wouldn't be my first and won't be my last, baby.

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

don't have to assume anything when i can tell.

You little shit.

I like you.

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

avoiding the question, fair enough. two can play that game. i slept as well, and then woke up, that's that.

and relax, mister. unless you're about to get jealous over my cat, i slept as alone as you did.

Touché, birdie.

I might get jealous over a cat, yes.

Making assumptions about me now, huh? Perhaps I didn't sleep alone.

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

morning already? did you sleep well, at least?

Already? As if I haven't been up since 4.30 a.m., birdie.

I slept. Let's leave it at that. How did you sleep?

Alone? Or do I need to get jealous?

[thegreatestscoutsniper]

when you put it like that, i guess it does make a lot of sense. the ability to say what's on your mind, and remove yourself when things get to be too much to handle. if only the real world worked a little bit more like the online world.

still, be careful. i'm sure kick has at least let you know what kinda of people you'll run into on the internet.

and as far as the profile picture is concerned...um, i can explain?

The real world does work like that if you have... a certain set of skills, actually.

But yes, very true.

And I don't need Kick to tell me what kind of oddballs are active on here. I'm 38, kid. I've been around a while haha

No explanation needed. I know I'm good looking and I don't blame you for having a lil crushy crush on me;)