#bloodmoonwater

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Bloodmoonwater au where Barty and Remus were sent to the same military school because they were both ‘delinquents’ and Barty was still disruptive and annoying whereas Remus did as he was told for the most part and was put in charge of keeping Crouch in line because he’s technically his superior as his upperclassmen and he low key hates him for it until he sees a softer side of him when he’s panicking over how his mail time rights were taken away and he can’t send or receive letters from his boyfriend (Regulus) who was also sent away to a preparatory school (Trans regulus who was sent away after Sirius ran away to try and keep him from making the same ‘mistake’) and the only way they can communicate is via mail and Remus uses his authority over him to vouch for him because he can imagine it would be torturous to leave the only person you love affectively ghosted for no reason and then Barty learns to like him for that and it’s sweet and Regulus gets more school breaks than the other two due to military school being more grueling so to say and he uses those extra weeks to visit Barty and therefore meets Remus and they all get along and it’s sweet but ultimately circumstantial so when Remus graduates before them and goes off to college they don’t speak supposedly ever again until Remus befriends the marauders at his new college and then they hangout at Sirius’ and he’s like ‘warning my weird brother and his weirder boyfriend are here 🙄’ and then he sees them again and hes like ‘holy shit i know those weirdos’ and they reconnect for hours about how college life is treating the younger two and how they’re coping with the freedom of adulthood after their teenage years were so oppressive and to Sirius’ horror they also rekindle the half baked romance they had going on and become a throuple the end

And if you enjoy smut you can imagine the sexual frustration of being a teenager with limited options for partners and under strict surveillance all the time that Remus and Barty cope with together (with permission from Regulus of course, who you can imagine maybe has a permitted partner at his own school too. Evan maybe? Cis men can get sent to preparatory schools too, right? I genuinely don’t know. But damn Bloodmoonrosewater, what an idea for a ship) and then only gets more… explosive when regulus comes to visit and then when Remus re-meets them both through Sirius he has to pretend for Sirius’ sake that he hasn’t had multiple threesomes with these people before

[deathnguts]

BLOODMOONWATER THEY NEED TO HAVE THE WORLDS NASTIEST THREESOME

moonwater/bartylus remus and barty should make out AT LEAST once while regulus watches

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the world needs more bloodmoonwater

Bloodmoonwater au where Barty and Remus were sent to the same military school because they were both ‘delinquents’ and Barty was still disruptive and annoying whereas Remus did as he was told for the most part and was put in charge of keeping Crouch in line because he’s technically his superior as his upperclassmen and he low key hates him for it until he sees a softer side of him when he’s panicking over how his mail time rights were taken away and he can’t send or receive letters from his boyfriend (Regulus) who was also sent away to a preparatory school (Trans regulus who was sent away after Sirius ran away to try and keep him from making the same ‘mistake’) and the only way they can communicate is via mail and Remus uses his authority over him to vouch for him because he can imagine it would be torturous to leave the only person you love affectively ghosted for no reason and then Barty learns to like him for that and it’s sweet and Regulus gets more school breaks than the other two due to military school being more grueling so to say and he uses those extra weeks to visit Barty and therefore meets Remus and they all get along and it’s sweet but ultimately circumstantial so when Remus graduates before them and goes off to college they don’t speak supposedly ever again until Remus befriends the marauders at his new college and then they hangout at Sirius’ and he’s like ‘warning my weird brother and his weirder boyfriend are here 🙄’ and then he sees them again and hes like ‘holy shit i know those weirdos’ and they reconnect for hours about how college life is treating the younger two and how they’re coping with the freedom of adulthood after their teenage years were so oppressive and to Sirius’ horror they also rekindle the half baked romance they had going on and become a throuple the end

And if you enjoy smut you can imagine the sexual frustration of being a teenager with limited options for partners and under strict surveillance all the time that Remus and Barty cope with together (with permission from Regulus of course, who you can imagine maybe has a permitted partner at his own school too. Evan maybe? Cis men can get sent to preparatory schools too, right? I genuinely don’t know. But damn Bloodmoonrosewater, what an idea for a ship) and then only gets more… explosive when regulus comes to visit and then when Remus re-meets them both through Sirius he has to pretend for Sirius’ sake that he hasn’t had multiple threesomes with these people before