#blond jeff…….. could u fucking imagine

[apollos-boyfriend]

i know it was for emo reasons but still one of the most baffling part of jeff the killer’s backstory is that the bleach (+ alcohol/fire) turned his hair from brown to black. baffling not because that’s not how it works but because there are few things more horrifying than a blond man and i can’t believe didn’t capitalize on that opportunity

[sullys-nose-hair]

He calls u hot (jtk x reader) @xxcha0t1c-racc00nxx @oreosplease @nonotthebasement

Giggling with my PERFECT FEMININE AND BEAUTIFUL voice I skinned around once while I stared at my PERFECT body, my big, fat and jiggling tits that were like 5ft were looking g bigger than ever and I could only imagine how big my ass looked in this outfit that was amazing bc u were wearing it

(This is ur fit btw)

Everything about the outfit was amazing and beautiful, like u.

U could go on for hours and hours talking about how beautiful u were, and it was true.

From your long blonde hair and sparkling, INNOCENT blue eyes to your BIG FAT JIGGLY ASS THAT MAKES GUN SHOT SOUNDS WHENEVER YOU TAKE A STEP to ur fat tits that make that oh so familiar skin against skin sound to you 0000000.1 cm frame, skinny frame and ur 1cm waist. Ur so perfect it hurts🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Not ur back tho, it's not like having big tits causes back pain🙄

Twerking ur way to Jeff's bed you sat down and CUTELY rolled ur eyes at the gun shot sounds coming from ur ass cheeks when they connect together, your 2 ft ass hair rubbing together making it aorta itchey, it do be like that sometimes 🥺🙏

And although you want to just reach in there and itch inside your ass real good, Jeffy Weffy don't like u doing that, he says only he should itch ur ass cheeks. He's so romantic.

You'll just have to reach inside there and itch them real good later, maybe take some pics for your only fans along the way.

Until then you'll just have to wait for ur dear, romantic Jeffy Weffy to come and get u for the datey watey you both are going to go on later.

And as the door flew in, followed by the heavy footeps that echoed of the wall and onto the other, bouncing into your small and cute ears you glanced up and say ur crusty Jeff in his full glory.

He was wearing his signature crusty black pants and white hoodie stained with blood, his crusty bright red lips making a small pile of crust forming onto the wood of the floor as per usual, his crusty, musty and greasy black hair fleee behind in in one big fat glob.

He was so uglily beautiful.

Examining u with his SEXY light blue eyes he smirked, another pound of crust falling from his hair and lips jointing the small plenty that had already formed on the floor.

"Zammnnn baba growl don't u loo hot" he said biting that crusty lip of his as his eyes scanned across ur body.

Giggling cutely with your submissive and BREEDABLE voice your 1 inch hands shook with u, along with ur 00000.1 cm body. Ur so smol 🥺🙏

"S-s-s-s-s-stop i-i-i-i-it d-d-d-d-d-d-daddy j-j-j-j-j-j-j-jeffy" you squuicked out with ur feminine and cute and toe curling and booty cheek partner and booty hair twirling voice.

Bouncing up from ur spot u held Jeff's big man hand in ur own 3 cm hands glancing up at him cutely as he just made the fuck boy face towards you.

He's so tall compared to ur 00000.1 cm self

[ohh-kaye]

13 Reasons Why

(writing this again because the first draft magically disappeared when I went to hang the laundry)

oooo bibi let’s get started.

I read this book back in 2012 and I made a gripping review of it *eye roll* which is here (in case you wanted to read it) : https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/571951026?book_show_action=false&from_review_page=1

Ever since I read it I’ve been looking forward to the series. Every year I would search for news about it and end up watching fan-made trailers and wondering if Selena Gomez would still be cast as Hannah (which at the time I thought was bullshit because SHE IS NO HANNAH SHE COULD NEVER BE THE PERFECT HANNAH--) woah. okay chill.

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SO NOW! This is a comprehensive review and/or breakdown of both the book and the show. (jk i’m not a critic. these are just thoughts)

I appreciated the show (very much) and I loved that her parents are a lot more involved here. In the books, they were there for a couple of sentences and they were gone. Strange. Her parents loved her so much. She could talk to them so if they were completely ignorant of her (the impression I got from the book) then I could see why she killed herself but from the show’s viewpoint, I’m really confused. I think there is a logic behind it that although she was loved, she still felt like she was a problem. idk. NOTE: I just realised this but in the book she says if she can trust the 12 of them to keep a secret and not not let her parents find out what happened. But show Tony still gave it to them. lols

Tony started off really shady in the show but he settled down a few episodes in and I liked his character a lot. I’m glad he’s as involved here as he was the book. He had a bigger role and I loved that fact where he doesn’t fit into everybody’s stories but trustworthy enough which made him the perfect person to give the second set to. 

The places were pretty accurate in my head. Except for EISENHOWER PARK. WHEN THE BOOK SAYS SAYS ROCKET SHIP THERE BETTER BE A BLOODY ROCKET SHIP NOT SOME CHEAP ASS SLIDE. oooooooo.

calm down gurl.

Moving on, I loved the character development in the show. It showcased their personality and who they are as a person better. I mean I understand you can’t a whole background check on each person soo...

There were a few characters that I think they cast perfectly (Clay, Tony, Justin, Jessica, Alex, Tyler, Jenny/Sheri whatever her name should be and Bryce). Okay so Hannah’s was perfect, she is the perfect Hannah but in the book I thought she would be blonde and not like Katherine’s features but I really like her portrayal so yup.

I never imagined myself sympathising for Alex and Justin. Knowing how guilty Alex was and how horrible Justin’s story was, I just couldn’t help it. In the book, I had no time to feel sorry for them because they were basically assholes who didn’t care what they did. Now I feel horrible for what Alex did to himself. I knew it was coming though. He alluded to it and I knew it was coming.

They did Jessica justice. By far, how I imagined her in the book. Thumbs up. She did great. No complaints. Just praise.

They made Tyler extra creepy in the show. Which is great haha. I thought that his room would be in the second floor and that Hannah was up in a tree instead or directly in front of the house. wat. Also, what was that ending for Tyler. Watchoo up to boii?

Courtney. I hated her in the books. Hated her in the show too. I know a lot of Courtney Crimsen’s. Those girls that were nice because they had that reputation but were actually bitches. mmmmm. yup. i see you. *snaps fingers in z* but in the show, they made her even worse by making her defend a rapist just because she was afraid that people would know she’s gay?! Honestly, it’s 2017. We’re more open to it these days.

I don’t really have anything to say about Marcus, he’s horrible anyway. He wasn’t that important to me as a character.

A lot of Zach was the same as the book which is cool. I didn’t imagine him to be Asian (or that he was Brett in K.C. Undercover *i don’t watch the show, i just like him shipped with zendaya*). I feel like he was pretty legit in his reasons. He comforted Hannah when Marcus was shit, he comforted her, he was NICE in approaching her but she was kind of a bitch to him. Ironic how she was like “Get over it” but she went ahead and didn’t get over anything and killed herself in the process. Book Zach, I didn’t agree with his reasons but show Zach, I could see why. This wasn’t Zach’s fault Hannah.

I like Hannah’s poem in the book more than the show’s one. Soul Alone was better, in my opinion. Ryan was okay. He did match up with the book quite well tbh. No probs here.

In the book, I didn’t really imagine Clay and Hannah to be as close as they were in the show. I think they were friendly but not like friends-friends. Clay obvs had a crush on her but I don’t think he was too involved in Hannah’s life (from the book) to be that super significant. I’m happy they made them closer in the show but I’m also a bit doubtful of it because it was so clear that they were friends and idk why Hannah still did it. She had a fricking nickname for him! How the hell were they not friends enough to not kill yourself for? Clay was too perfect of a character in the book. I’m happy they made him flawed in the show. And his ending with Skye is something that took me a while to understand but now that I though about it, it made sense. He couldn’t save Hannah so he’s save Skye instead. Breaks my heart every time.

Why did they change Jenny to Sheri. It makes no sense to me. Why not leave it as it is? It was the same story. Just different names. I don’t get it.

In between these two is a little note. JEFF. LET US GRIEVE FOR JEFF. HE WAS THE PUREST SOUL IN THE SHOW. WHY? Y U DO DIS? LIFE? </3

Bryce was just as disgusting as I imagined him to be. He looks like someone I would spit on. He was so spot on from the book to the show. I wish they left “Just relax” somewhere. I think in the book it was there to recognise him a lot clearly but in the show you already saw his face so maybe that’s why. Yeah. He was the ultimate fuckboy. It’s was disgusting how he raped Hannah and Jessica. I was so angry. What the fuck.

So, I was talking to my brother about this and I realised that Hannah in the show is more impulsive than book Hannah who was reflective-ish. During Bryce’s tape, she thought of going into that hot tub with him and Courtney (stupid of her to still go for it) and why she shouldn’t before she went in but show Hannah just went for it. Yup. When she was deciding how to kill herself, she thought of the least brutal way possible. Pills. In the show they fucking make her slit her wrists. Makes for good TV but holy fuck, I was not ready for that scene. I legit bawled into tears (even more when her parents came in).

MR. PORTER. Probs the worst counsellor ever. You let her walk away after she deliberately told you that she should get on with her life. You knew what she was talking about. You knew and you didn’t say anything.........................................

Apart from the monologue she did, her last words (on the tapes) will always be my favourite part of the book. She says “A lot of you cared. Just not enough. And that is what  I needed to find out.  And I did. And I’m sorry”.

I think they stayed as close to the book as they possibly could in the span of the 13 hour-long episodes which I applaud them for. 

What annoys me is that there are really good lines and quotes from the book that I just envisioned them saying but this is more a personal issue than the shows fault. harhar.

Olly olly oxen free was fricking cool. the fuck was FML?! “-.-

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In conclusion...

This book just means so much to me.

I just empathised with Hannah and somehow whatever was was going on in her head, during the darkest points in her life, I thought of too.

And after I read it, I didn’t want to do “it” anymore.

I’m doing a lot better now. I’m a lot older and although I’m not as emotionally stable as I hoped I would be, I’m comforted to know that I’m not hurting myself as badly as before and I’ll be around for quite a while.

I think 13 Reasons Why saved me :) Hopefully, it saved others too..