#blond british boys

[emomarktwain]

They nothing else just them, I bloody ADORE them blonde little British boys :)

[nokneepadsnoproblem]

Tyler Thighs Thursday - from Elimination Chamber last Sunday

His first PLE on the main roster, and those stadium lights really showed off the hairs on those thick legs. 🤩😍

[sharonisthebettercarter]

bruh, the faces billy made when him and homie met i--

casual surprise and then--what the fuck is that face???

MY DEAR BOI, WHY DO YOU LOOK SO THREATENED BY THE MERE PRESENCE OF THIS MAN YOU JUST MET HIM I--

i mean i get it, he's hot butt~

and now he's lulled you into a false sense of security with his charm and "good" nature... oh dear. billy bean, you sad, stupid, pathetic little kitten<3

[make-me-your-animal]

Good-bye janny lane hello mirador lane

[piplicious]

if one day i posted a drawing of oliver vocaloid instead of pip would anyone even notice

[transfemoliorionsound]

Could you maybe draw me a cTommy and Mayor Lizzie interaction?

they are hissing at you

go vote soldier

[theflirtmeister]

Tapp hiring him to take photos of Lawrence is why they broke up. Adam saw Lawrence and went “oh my god I have to sleep with this DILF.” And then he ghosts Tapp, so Tapp is just angry he cockblocked himself because how does he compete with the final stage of a fully evolved blonde twink turned sexually repressed DILF with a 401k.

adam watching two older men fighting over him, sighing happily and kicking his feet in the air :3

[sammieb9]

Austin Keil

[dragonmiryo]

seen a lot of "tommy and grian are brothers" and "tommy and grian are cousins" but have you considered: tommy IS grian

[anatomyofjamesyates]

[queersturbate]

something gay about Charles and Arthur both having British Royalty names

[koolkat9]

Please say hello to my new creepy son.

[tillman]

Wheres british boy thursday I need the british boy thursday video

[arolesbianism]

Opened dst for the first time in a while and was jump scared by a bunch of new Abby skins earlier and proceeded to unravel a bunch of shit to get the ones I was missing and god knows I would have unraveled more if the printing pod alchemy engine skin was weavable </3

[thinkingabout-girls]

listen my only advice is watch out for tommyinnit . 👍

OH GOD

[phantom-phortune]

This is why you don't sleep with the Tyrant King - The consequence is children

Constantine avoids involvement with the Infinite Realms for two reasons.

Who wants to deal with all those Ancients in the first place?

He’s avoiding yet another unhinged ex of his.

Of course, hooking up with Pariah Dark wasn’t really an actual relationship, more like a one night stand via dream walking (Nocturn owed Pariah, but seeing as it would be insane to release the Tyrant King from his endless sleep, he’d give him a dream partner every couple centuries) - regardless, Constantine doesn’t want to deal with that.

So yeah - the fact that the Justice League is attempting to summon the High King into the Watchtower has him wanting to drink more than usual.

Of course he gave warnings, but they’re dead set on doing so. A green folder had appeared in the secure “cursed artifacts” vault with no trace of whoever left it there. How else were they gonna find out how it got there?

So Constantine’s stuck there to set up wards, and is trying to find his way out of this one.

When the summoning circle worked, no one expected the teenager to pop out of it. 

Instead of Pariah Dark, or even the sarcophagus showing up, there was a white haired ghost boy with glowing green eyes the same color as the flames of the Crown of Fire. Except he didn’t look exactly like the others ghosts. He had a human skin tone, his proportions were exactly like a human teenager’s, and he was wearing a black and white hoodie with black sweatpants, for God’s sake. 

… Were ghosts able to reproduce with humans?

Before any of the Justice League can get into questioning, Constantine speaks up:

“You’re not the Ghost King.”

Green eyes settle on him, lighting up with recognition - Danny knows exactly who this is, with the amount of complaints on his desk about the blonde. Clockwork also informed him (he didn’t want to know but now he does) of the man’s stint with Pariah. 

Daniel “Commit to the bit” Fenton chooses to do just that.

“Of course not,” The confusion crosses the face of the heroes present- “That’s just because I haven’t had my coronation yet! I’m the Crown Prince, it’s practically the same thing!”

Oh, and the dread and realization crossing Constantine’s face is almost enough to make his core purr in amusement. 

“Now I will gladly answer all your questions, but first!” His eyes swept over the heroes before raising his hand and pointing accusingly at the British warlock.

“John Constantine,” his voice boomed, the temperature of the meeting room dropping as his face stretched with a smile too big and too pointy, “You owe me fifteen years of child support.”