#blocksavage1776

[crittervolocity]

dhdjdj can you draw krii7y 8,,,uhh smit as A and kryoz as B??

Scared gays

[antiminiladd]

I DIDNT MEAN TO

gdfyjfxjhxfggx

[teacupfulofstarshine]

aMERICA EXPLAIN - chapter two: everyone is soft and roman stans one (1) eight year old

second chapter is live on ao3!!! 

read it here! 

taglist below cut! (if you wanna be added, send me an ask!)

@bunny222

@phlying-squirrel

@scorching-scotch

@accio-hufflepuff-power1

@ironwoman359

@ab-artist

@a-lexicon-of-words

@samathekittycat

@confinesofpersonalknowledge

@backatthebein

@princeanxious

@serious-ppl-wear-neckties

@ascreamingstrawberry

@thekeytohappiness-is-you

@smartestowlgirl

@silverrhayn

@221b-quote

@generalfandomfabulousness

@deverick-racoma

@dkg-racoma

@starryfirefliesbloggo

@justanotherpurplebutterfly

@minshinxx

@hpjkfgw

@pearls-of-patton​

@couch-potato-1890

@isdisorigionalenoughforyou

@notveryglittery

@imantisocialgetoverit

@deamondisciple

@purplepatton

@iris-sanders-athena

@magicalmayhems

@fightingswedes

@chaosgaminggirl

@book-of-charlie

@anuninspiredpoet

@wicked-delights

@bleaktuber

@purpleshipper

@c4t1l1n4

@illiani

@maxiswriting

@cutie-whore

@magnificentme513

@no-life-no-problem

@sockpansy

@ocotopushugs

@mauvelavender

@hahanoiwont

@ravenclawunicorn1

@terriblietired

@nightmareelmst

@bread-potato

@gaygreekboi

@drawyoursword

@thebeautyofthomas

@anxiousangelvirgil

@greeneggsandham1998

@shesavampirequeen

@phangirlandkilljoy

@sortablue

@humorlover1233

@allycat31415

@fangirltothefullest

@ashrain5

@white-spirit-of-darkness

@rejectedathena

@hedgehoghumor

@gay-and-exhausted

@vir-gull

@romanthroughthestars

@savingshae

@daughterofsomnus

@unikornavenger

@awesomelissawho

@ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2

@radioactivehelena

@ethospathoslogan

@anxietyisthebestme

@pinkeasteregg

@entpscarleharrrr

@a-snoway-afternoon

@it-is-i-music-note-anon

@tera-91

@thisismedamit

@indanegalaxy

@so-many-ships-i-have-a-fleet

@maybekatie

@forsakethegodsbeforetheydoyou

@areyousirius-noheisdead

@curlycutiekinz

@arandompasserby

@youllnevertaketheskyfromme

@shadowsoul357

@pandagirl0730

@bibbidi-bobbity-booyah

@kittycake574

@uh-r00d

@fall-chemically-atthedisco

@wolfiegamer2007

@phander-trash

@faithfulcat111

@fangsandrainbows

@redundant-statements-for-400

@adka2333

@theresneverenoughfandoms

@regen-cecilos

@pinkpandapancakes

@the-better-bard

@a-little-bit-of-ace

@bisexualellaphants

@echomist13

@pokeeevee100

@light-it-on-fire

@kaileah-kat

@thatonetuesdaywhensam

@savemefrompainfulagony

@flamingfawkes

@browniebri

@romanssippycup

@soft-transboy

@somehowsnakesblog

@lunareclipse-524

@wattysthebrokenangel

@saphael-malec102

@rieka-onyx

@booksgamesnetflix

@dragonheart905

@starrynightaurora

@dedaartist

@pattons-cardigans

@emilyinhernaturalhabitat

@dontbugmeimantisocial

@icantbeme71097

@derpiest-unicorn

@sirasanders

@tinkslittlebelle

@joyful-milkshake-observation

@redhoneysugarorange

@lunacatzuniverse

@itsausernamenotafobsong

@virgilcrofters

@cdragontogacotar

@wildheart49

@welp-im-undertale-trash

@randomrainbowslushy

@logical-but-anxious

@ebony-wolf

@morality-is-anxious-too

@angered-turtle

@shadowjag

@ihateitwhenyourejustvague

@punsterterry

@royallyroman

@rainfilledskies

@fandomsofrandom

@trust-me-i-just-get-weirder

@anxie-teaa

@moonfang03

@didnt-murder-anyone-yet

@hungry-red-panda

@holdyourbreathfornow

@forrestwyrm

@thefluffypuppyishere

@oh-star-how-the-mighty-fall

@statsvitenskap

@yty-is-a-gfeat

@wit-is-wisdom

@siren-art

@anxietyisthebestme

@randomfanderfriend

@kittengiggles-puppysnuffles

@a-saltine-in-trying-times

@queer-human-being

@thatpinkpony59

@i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing

@breloomings

@noneed4thistbh

@kikirwheeler

@the-gayest-one-of-them-all

@thegoofyseadragon

@fantasyandfairfolk

@trashysugarbaby

@bassacaglia

@justanormalfoot

@alkimara

@apologetically-anxious

@stardustedsweaterlover

@punkassplonker

@wicked-universe

@maya-tl

@magicalmayhems

@lockolocka

@whyme-tho

@starbuckssippinson

@imnotcrazy-i-swaer

@jemthebookworm

@witchybitchylesbean

@blocksavage1776

@luckybanana948

@why-should-i-tell-youu

@wouldthehill

@pheasantjj

@themainhome

@cats-vetal-miking-vomit

@merlybird500

@error-i-dunno-what-went-wrong

@bangthekobrakid

@absoluteturnip

@dragonwitch20

@goofypersona

@anyay666

@teethietoothies

@smokeyrutilequartz

@i-really-dig-the-purple

@thinniewhinnie

@cieltheanon

@alotofstupidstuff

@impossiblepentagon

@sandersidestrash1

@suspicious-sweaters

@asymmetricalgarbage8888

@lollife

@insanegoldie2

@daring-elm

@why-should-i-tell-youu2

@paperghastly

@theunoriginaldaisy

@emocatholic

@the5thcoy

@apologetically-anxious

@radioactivehelena

@llamaly

@cloudedskies29

@riley-castillo

@nonbinarybullshit

@aleicim

@asymmetricalgarbage8888

@analogical-mess

@smolbeanchildofdeath

@sherlock-lives-on-bakerstreet

@opaque-puppet

@shootingace

@thegeekwiththewaffles

@georganabanana

@starry-sides

[justice-artblog]

I HAVE A CHALLENGE! TRY AND DRAW ALL YOUR FRIENDS (and Internet friends) TOGETHER! (also do it because I want to know who you are friends with :3)

trust me i have many more friends, and im not gonna put my irl friends here mostly because theyre mine, lol nah, mostly cause i dont want to put them down for privacy. 

these guys have blogs that i want to boost tho so please follow them and enjoy the art/randomness and stories they write!!

@yagirlclutchie @crittervolocity @blocksavage1776 @demonic--disaster @alwaystiredz @skye-kingsbury @crazywolfy @poptart-puppy (Sorry guys but :D) 

[sandersdelinquents]

is anyone dating each other? i cant keep track of different fics for the life of me, soo

Cuddle Puddle

Warnings: none, just lots of fluff

“I’m exhausted,” Remy says, flopping down to Roman’s floor. Roman himself laughs and trades his tight top for something more flowing. He joins Remy on the floor, soon joined by Patton and Emile. They bundle up together around Remy, laying on him where they can but not too hard.

The front door opens somewhere on the other end of the house, new voices joining the hallways. Virgil, Dee, and Logan enter the room, griping at each other over something or other. Spotting the four of them on the ground in a pile, Virgil smirks.

“Starting without us?” He coos and slides himself down, cuddling into whoever is closest. Dee and Logan follow suit, wrapping themselves around whoever has an opening. From the bottom of the pile Remy sighs in content. Patton giggles.

“You comfy under there Rem?” He asks, leaning over slightly to spot Remy resting his head on his arms. Remy nods slightly with a small smile on his face. Emile shifts himself to lay next to him, throwing his leg over Remy’s as best he can and rubbing his back. Someone else shifts and now there’s a body laying on him too.

“Good?” Logan asks and Emile smiles up at him. They all wiggle and shift, finding their comfy spots, and relaxing against each other.

“So I was thinking, we should do this more often,” Dee says from somewhere in the mix. Virgil snickers, curling into Dee more.

“We do this every other day ya know that right?” He says. Dee huffs and turns from him, now snuggling into Logan while Virgil, stubborn as ever, just begins to spoon him.

“That’s not the point,” He mumbles into Logan’s shirt. Logan rolls his eyes but pats Dee’s head in what could be a comforting action. Patton hums, running his hand through Roman’s hair.

“I mean, I wouldn’t object to more cuddles,” He murmurs off hand. Immediately Emile launches from his position around Remy and into Patton, knocking them both down to the ground in a fit of giggles.

“Oh my god stoooooop,” Remy whines, grabbing onto the first person he can. Roman happens to be the victim, letting out a squeak in surprise, that topples everyone else from their sitting positions down to the ground.

“Get off me!” Logan gripes, pushing at the nearest surface which happens to be Virgil’s face. He twists hard and the group falls to the ground again.

“Ow,” Virgil says, star fishing on the ground with two other people on top of him. Remy is near him somewhere and offers a comforting pat on his arm. For a moment there is stillness as they lay there. 

“Can we do this tomorrow?” Emile asks quietly, head stuck in Patton’s stomach. Someone pets his hair.

“Yeah totally,” Roman says. It’s his house they end up staying in the most often anyway. Emile smiles to himself as do the others, shifting and moving again together, cuddling into each other more. There’s no where else they’d rather be.

–

There’s no real ship, super platonic/romantic polyam all the time. No ship will remain ultimate but welcome to ask for certain pairs/triads if you want.

As for me personally, well, there’s a reason this AU is super polyam.

–

Is there something you’re curious about? Don’t hesitate to send in an ask and find out~ Any questions about the boys and their lives will be answered with fic!

–

Tag list under cut:

@aliferous-ly @a-heartbroken-patton @wildhorsewolf @a-time-traveling-whovian @atomicljamm92 @shadowjag @ihateitwhenyourejustvague  @fangirlfiles1 @snowcherri @sanders-s1des-blog @invsiblegay @the-fandoms-are-takin-over @dailyvirgildrabbles @misty-the-mysterious@echomist13 @everyday-emo-stuff @ashbosmer @a-fander-named-skittles @satanblessi @56-snakes-in-a-trenchcoat @inan-sanders @blocksavage1776

[crimsonbluemoon]

Poll Update: Part Deux

Okay, so again while I finishing up the last of the mood boards (I literally have one left then it’s just editing the little things), y’all were amazing and spammed my inbox. And then I lost three followers because they went ‘fuck this girl all she does is post shitty answers where are her stories???’ 

So to save us all the headache, I’m doing another clump of answers! 

Current Tally:

Tally/YEETboard: 2 Delirious: 16 Moo: 4 Smiity: 17 Cartoonz: 3 Ohm: 5 Terroriser: 1 WildCat: 2 Kryoz: 4

Okay, now for the messages!

@fakesilence : “go Smii7y, go!!! >:3″ (Smii7y) Anon: “TOONZY ..... for the board please” (Cartoonz) Anon: “Smii7y?” (Smii7y) Anon: “pffft, characters? The YEETboard is the only board worthy of my time” (okay this one made me laugh so hard....YEETboard) Anon: “kryoz!!!” (Kryoz) @blocksavage1776 : “oh uhhh smitty for the moodboard thingy” (Smii7y) @un1dent1fi3d69 : “DELIRIOUS! My delly boi is best! (So is milk boi buttttttttt like hhhsjxjh)” (Del) Anon: “I’m voting Del and Smii7y. The tie must continue” (Hey hey hey! No double voting! Just for that, Brian gets it) @stillnotjack : “Sliding into yo DMs to vote for Del <3″ (Del) Anon: “Smii7y for me. Tough choice but!” (Smii7y) Anon: “*sneezes* vote for the fuckin uhhh cryboy gayman guy” (Okay so I had to ask Bels about this, and she told me it was Kryoz) Anon: “Delirious pls” (Del) Anon: “DELIRIOUS!!!!! I WILL FIGHT FOR MY ARMY” (Del) @bananadashio : “Wildcat!” (Wildcat) Anon: “Are you still taking votes for the moodboard? If so, please give my vote to del!!!” (Del) Anon: “Can I vote for ohm? He's ma boi ❤❤” (Ohm) Anon: “guess what? it’s another gosh darn vote for Delirious 🐻” (Del) Anon: “I vote for delirious” (Del) Anon: “Del plz!!” (Del) Anon: “I vote for my boi Del!” (Del) Anon: “Can i vote for ohm?” (Ohm)

OKAY that’s all of em! So now let’s update the numbers...

Tally/YEETboard: 3  Delirious: 25 Moo: 4 Smiity: 21 Cartoonz: 4 Ohm: 7 Terroriser: 2 WildCat: 3 Kryoz: 6

Honestly, I think I counted these right. God that took way too long. Okay, so! Tomorrow will be the last day to vote. Poll closes at 6pm, and the Moodboard will be posted at 7pm EST. Get ready to get some hints about whoever you choose, and check out the new chapter Saturday. If you haven’t voted yet, do it now! <3

Come Vote for Mood Boards!

[morninggloryskye]

a little something i made for @blocksavage1776 because i low-key like to suffer.

also because Nightmare Before Christmas is the best movie and you can quote me on that. 

[not-fitz]

#letWillmoan2k18

@numbgalaxy @out-drowning @blocksavage1776 @blitzistired

[un1dent1fi3d69]

Welp

Thanks @otherraccoon for tagging me :) realllllly appreciate it.

Okay well here goes nothing i guess.

@crimsonbluemoon or someone started a 15 question thing and then raccoon dragged me into it so yay.

Here we goOOoooOOo

Are you named after someone?

Yes My dad's mom but the letters are switched up a bit.

When was the last time you cried?

A few hours ago.

Do you have kids?

Do my fur babies count?? Or like internet kids... fake adopted kidss...???? I need these questions answered

Do you use sarcasm alot?

Noooooooooooooooo why would you think that. Honestly you are probably the most funniest person ever! HAHAH i cant stop laughing. Yes I do.

Whats the first thing you notice about people?

How tall or short they are, their eyes, their personality.

What's your eye color?

A dark chocolate brown but in certain lighting it could be hazel or brown with goldish spots in 'em.

Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies.

Do you have any special talents?

I mean if you count drawing (horribly), singing (horribly) or playing the uke (horribly), mmm No

Where were you born?

A hospital in Florida

What are your hobbies?

Drawing singing and being lazy

Do you have any pets?

Yes, my 2 fur babies, Macho and Bella. Macho has two different color eyes, one is blue the other is brown, he's a shizu, he is 2yrs old and his fur is black and white. Bella has brown eyes, shes a frenchie mixed with a bull dog (what my mum said), she is a couple months old, and she has white fur with a light brown spot.

How tall are you?

5"1... yeah @otherraccoon frickin put ... now >:T

What sports do you play/have you played?

Volleyball and football.

What's your favorite subject in school?

Art and life science.

Whats your dream job?

To be an artist or a singer of some sort. Or if im still lazy in the future then a Youtuber.

Ok now 15 people to tag

@crittervolocity @cloverink56 @gay-maiden @florence-demure @broken-crackers @fzzzzzzzz @kihorri @blocksavage1776 @yumiponypup @memeladd23 ... idk anyone else. Okay well im sorry if you were tag already i just chose random people im following so..ye

[sombody-and-nobody]

@jayeiqi @blocksavage1776 @i-forgot-my-theme @angel-jade-draws HEY DUM DUM’S!! love y’all uwu

[crittervolocity]

@yagirlclutchie @skye-kingsbury @blocksavage1776 IMA DO IT

[antiminiladd]

how’s this

[teacupfulofstarshine]

lamp!college!verse chatfic is up!

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND ESTEEMED NONBINARIES OF THE COURT

I PRESENT TO YOU

aMERICA EXPLAIN - 

this is a groupchat!fic set in my college au! it’s gonna exist only on ao3, not tumblr, but i’ll make tumblr posts when it updates and put my taglist on them so that people can read the new updates!!! 

let me know what you think, and if you have any requests lmk!!!! i love you all!!!

(also shout out to @notveryglittery bc i asked her what to name the fic and she said that title at the same time i thought of it bc we are hive mind wives and i love her sm) 

taglist below cut (if you wanna be added, pls send me an ask!) 

@bunny222

@phlying-squirrel

@scorching-scotch

@accio-hufflepuff-power1

@ironwoman359

@ab-artist

@a-lexicon-of-words

@samathekittycat

@confinesofpersonalknowledge

@backatthebein

@princeanxious

@serious-ppl-wear-neckties

@ascreamingstrawberry

@thekeytohappiness-is-you

@smartestowlgirl

@silverrhayn

@221b-quote

@generalfandomfabulousness

@deverick-racoma

@dkg-racoma

@starryfirefliesbloggo

@justanotherpurplebutterfly

@minshinxx

@hpjkfgw

@pearls-of-patton​

@couch-potato-1890

@isdisorigionalenoughforyou

@notveryglittery

@imantisocialgetoverit

@deamondisciple

@purplepatton

@iris-sanders-athena

@magicalmayhems

@fightingswedes

@chaosgaminggirl

@book-of-charlie

@anuninspiredpoet

@wicked-delights

@bleaktuber

@purpleshipper

@c4t1l1n4

@illiani

@maxiswriting

@cutie-whore

@magnificentme513

@no-life-no-problem

@sockpansy

@ocotopushugs

@mauvelavender

@hahanoiwont

@ravenclawunicorn1

@terriblietired

@nightmareelmst

@bread-potato

@gaygreekboi

@drawyoursword

@thebeautyofthomas

@anxiousangelvirgil

@greeneggsandham1998

@shesavampirequeen

@phangirlandkilljoy

@sortablue

@humorlover1233

@allycat31415

@fangirltothefullest

@ashrain5

@white-spirit-of-darkness

@rejectedathena

@hedgehoghumor

@gay-and-exhausted

@vir-gull

@romanthroughthestars

@savingshae

@daughterofsomnus

@unikornavenger

@awesomelissawho

@ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2

@radioactivehelena

@ethospathoslogan

@anxietyisthebestme

@pinkeasteregg

@entpscarleharrrr

@a-snoway-afternoon

@it-is-i-music-note-anon

@tera-91

@thisismedamit

@indanegalaxy

@so-many-ships-i-have-a-fleet

@maybekatie

@forsakethegodsbeforetheydoyou

@areyousirius-noheisdead

@curlycutiekinz

@arandompasserby

@youllnevertaketheskyfromme

@shadowsoul357

@pandagirl0730

@bibbidi-bobbity-booyah

@kittycake574

@uh-r00d

@fall-chemically-atthedisco

@wolfiegamer2007

@phander-trash

@faithfulcat111

@fangsandrainbows

@redundant-statements-for-400

@adka2333

@theresneverenoughfandoms

@regen-cecilos

@pinkpandapancakes

@the-better-bard

@a-little-bit-of-ace

@bisexualellaphants

@echomist13

@pokeeevee100

@light-it-on-fire

@kaileah-kat

@thatonetuesdaywhensam

@savemefrompainfulagony

@flamingfawkes

@browniebri

@romanssippycup

@soft-transboy

@somehowsnakesblog

@lunareclipse-524

@wattysthebrokenangel

@saphael-malec102

@rieka-onyx

@booksgamesnetflix

@dragonheart905

@starrynightaurora

@dedaartist

@pattons-cardigans

@emilyinhernaturalhabitat

@dontbugmeimantisocial

@icantbeme71097

@derpiest-unicorn

@sirasanders

@tinkslittlebelle

@joyful-milkshake-observation

@redhoneysugarorange

@lunacatzuniverse

@itsausernamenotafobsong

@virgilcrofters

@cdragontogacotar

@wildheart49

@welp-im-undertale-trash

@randomrainbowslushy

@logical-but-anxious

@ebony-wolf

@morality-is-anxious-too

@angered-turtle

@shadowjag

@ihateitwhenyourejustvague

@punsterterry

@royallyroman

@rainfilledskies

@fandomsofrandom

@trust-me-i-just-get-weirder

@anxie-teaa

@moonfang03

@didnt-murder-anyone-yet

@hungry-red-panda

@holdyourbreathfornow

@forrestwyrm

@thefluffypuppyishere

@oh-star-how-the-mighty-fall

@statsvitenskap

@yty-is-a-gfeat

@wit-is-wisdom

@siren-art

@anxietyisthebestme

@randomfanderfriend

@kittengiggles-puppysnuffles

@a-saltine-in-trying-times

@queer-human-being

@thatpinkpony59

@i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing

@breloomings

@noneed4thistbh

@kikirwheeler

@the-gayest-one-of-them-all

@thegoofyseadragon

@fantasyandfairfolk

@trashysugarbaby

@bassacaglia

@justanormalfoot

@alkimara

@apologetically-anxious

@stardustedsweaterlover

@punkassplonker

@wicked-universe

@maya-tl

@magicalmayhems

@lockolocka

@whyme-tho

@starbuckssippinson

@imnotcrazy-i-swaer

@jemthebookworm

@witchybitchylesbean

@blocksavage1776

@luckybanana948

@why-should-i-tell-youu

@wouldthehill

@pheasantjj

@themainhome

@cats-vetal-miking-vomit

@merlybird500

@error-i-dunno-what-went-wrong

@bangthekobrakid

@absoluteturnip

@dragonwitch20

@goofypersona

@anyay666

@teethietoothies

@smokeyrutilequartz

@i-really-dig-the-purple

@thinniewhinnie

@cieltheanon

@alotofstupidstuff

@impossiblepentagon

@sandersidestrash1

@suspicious-sweaters

@asymmetricalgarbage8888

@lollife

@insanegoldie2

@daring-elm

@why-should-i-tell-youu2

@paperghastly

@theunoriginaldaisy

@emocatholic

@the5thcoy

@apologetically-anxious

@radioactivehelena

@llamaly

@cloudedskies29

@riley-castillo

@nonbinarybullshit

@aleicim

@asymmetricalgarbage8888

@analogical-mess

@smolbeanchildofdeath

@sherlock-lives-on-bakerstreet

@opaque-puppet

@shootingace

[volumes2lo-gan]

Logicality high school au where Logan has to tutor patton who pretends not to understand the lessons so he can spend time with Logan. Poor Logan has no clue patton has this huge crush on him so imagine his surprise when Patton is giving him math, and science pick up lines and if that wasn't strange he finds out that patton actually know these lessons so he goes to confront patton

Do the Math

Fandom: Sanders SidesPairing: LogicalityWarnings: None

Logan wasn’t sure how he’d gotten stuck tutoring Patton, but one thing was certain: his patience as an educator was definitely better than he’d thought.  He’d been tutoring him after school on Wednesdays for a couple weeks now, and with each lesson, Logan found himself repeating things over and over again because of Patton’s short attention span.  He didn’t know why the other student would constantly zone out while he was staring at the board, but Logan had had to snap him out of it twice during this session alone.  

Patton was currently sitting on a desk, facing a relatively exasperated Logan and a hectic whiteboard.  “So… you’re saying that if the person is five feet tall…” he started, swinging his feet.  

“Yes, go on…” Logan urged, hoping this lesson was finally sinking in.

“So they’re five feet tall… and look to the tippy top of a tree in front of them….”

“Yes?”  The student tutor leaned forward in his chair expectantly.

“Then… the hypotenuse is 80!”  Patton beamed and Logan suppressed a groan.

“N-no, not quite.  Not at all, actually.  Patton, can you tell me the units in which you were giving your solution?” he prompted, already knowing the answer he’d receive.

“80… d… degrees?”  Patton said sheepishly, slowing his kicking as he gave Logan his patented doe eyes.  Honestly, he’d think he’d know by now that that look did not make all of his answers correct.  In fact, that look statistically never increased his odds of being correct.  He was always wrong regardless of whether or not he gave Logan those eyes, so why did he keep trying?  Logan shook his head to clear his thoughts before steepling his hands and directing their point at the other student.

“Feet, Patton.  You were solving for the distance between the person and the tree in feet.  The individual is five feet tall, the tree is twelve feet tall, and I gave you the angle of 70 degrees from eye-level to the top of the tree– which is a fact that you seemed to have forgotten.  This is all sufficient enough data to solve for the distance from the tree.  So if you were to plug in all of these data points,” he turned to the whiteboard and started drawing a very simplistic image of a stick figure near a pine tree, “then you’d be able to find that by looking up to the top of the tree at a 70 degree angle, the individual is roughly two and a half feet away from the tree.”  When Logan turned around from the board, capping his pen, he was met with Patton’s glazed-over expression for what felt like the dozenth time this session.  “Patton, are you even listening?”  Patton sat there happily swaying his feet back and forth for a little while longer before realizing that Logan had stopped talking.

“Oh!  Sorry, Logan,” he said, a deep blush burning across his cheeks and hiding his freckles, “I must’ve fazed out again a little.”  Logan sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose.

“That’s alright, Patton, it’s been a long session, let’s call it a wrap and try again some more tomorrow.”  Logan started packing up his bag and Patton hopped off the desk and gathered up his things as well.

“Sorry about that problem, I guess that angle and I were both pretty obtuse,” Patton chuckled as he stuffed his folders away.  ���Wish I could’ve seen that other one twice though.  Then I’d have had 20/20 vision to find the answer!”  He slung his bag over his shoulder as Logan shook his head.

“I’ll never understand how you come up with those so fast,” he said, honestly impressed by the use of wordplay.  Patton beamed.

“I’m good at what I like!  I’ll see you tomorrow, Logan.”  He waved before heading out the door and down the hall.  Logan stood in the room for a little while longer, organizing his bag as he went over his last encounter again.

Obtuse… clever use of double meaning… the other angle, 20, twice… 20/20 vision, Logan chuckled to himself and then froze.  Wait.  He turned to the board and looked over the sketch he’d drawn.  5-foot person, 12-foot tree, 70 degree angle, and 2.55-foot distance.  He hadn’t marked the other angle and he wouldn’t have been so suspicious had Patton not insisted he use a calculator two days ago to calculate 12 plus 8 when he noticed he didn’t have enough fingers.  He turned back from the board and saw a piece of scrap paper on the floor near where Patton had been sitting.  Curious.

Logan walked over and picked it up.  Patton’s name was scrawled across the top along with a bunch of tiny hearts and heart-eyed smiley faces and animals.  Logan laughed a little at the doodles, but the small laugh died down as his eyes scanned down the rest of the page.  There were small graphs, all labeled with the curly script from the top of the page, sketching out lessons Logan had mentioned in passing at the start of the session.  Patton had apparently not only taken note of all of his hypothetical equations, he’d actually solved them, seemingly before they moved on to the main problems no less.  There was no reason, Logan thought, for Patton to be in these tutoring sessions.  In fact, he could probably apply to be a tutor himself if this paper was adequate proof of his abilities.

He stuffed the paper in his backpack and leaned out into the hallway, hoping to find Patton still by the lockers, but the few students waiting for the late bus were heading out and Patton was nowhere in sight.  Well, he’d have to confront him tomorrow, he supposed.  Logan hoisted his backpack onto his shoulders and exited the room, turning out the lights behind him.

The next day, Logan stood at his locker for ten minutes before finally spotting Patton through the waves of students.  He waited for Patton to get to his own locker before making his way across the hall.

“Hello, Patton,” Logan greeted, startling the other student.

“Oh!  Logan, hi!  I– sorry, I didn’t see you there.”  He smiled, but was seemingly having a hard time catching his breath.  Logan made a mental note to announce himself a bit more subtly in the future.

“That’s quite alright, I just wanted to talk to you about something I found slightly peculiar,” he held up the paper he’d found the day prior.  “I believe this is yours?”

Patton squinted at the paper before giving a small nod.  “Y-yeah, that’s my note sheet.”

“Okay, so now that we’ve cleared that up, maybe you’d be able to clear up why someone as smart as you is requiring tutoring sessions?”  Logan asked matter-of-factly, handing Patton back his sheet of paper.  Patton’s blush deepened and he turned back to close his locker.

“I- uh, well…” he stammered.  “I guess I just… wanted to hang out with you?”  Logan quirked an eyebrow and Patton nervously continued.  “I, um, oh wow I didn’t think I’d be doing this this morning, but, uh… I… I really like you?  Like, like like you, you know?  I didn’t know how to tell you, so I just figured ‘hey, Logan does tutoring, maybe I could hang out with him there!’ which, now that I say it, it sounds kinda weird, but I didn’t know how else to go about it and I–” Patton’s words had started to tumble out in a single train of thought, but he manage to stop himself before he completely derailed.  He looked at Logan and saw that he was still trying to process everything.  “Basically, I really like you, Logan.”  He summarized with a sheepish smile.

Now it was Logan’s turn to blush.  Patton’s words sank in and suddenly everything made sense: Patton requesting tutoring out of the blue, him always giving those big doe eyes and getting that glossed look whenever Logan started explaining things.  Patton was utterly infatuated with him.  And Logan couldn’t deny that there were definitely some kind of feelings in return.  

“I– um,” Logan paused, weighing his words, “I think that I feel something for you as well.”  Patton beamed and Logan felt a warmth spread in his chest.  “I’m not… entirely sure of what the feeling is, but I think… I think I’d like to find out.  With you, of course.”

“Aww, Logan!”  Patton pulled him into a big hug and Logan felt his cheeks burn in embarrassment.  “That’d be perfect!  How about a movie or something next weekend?”  Logan thought for a moment.

“I would like that… as long as you stop pretending to be bad at math.”  

Patton chuckled.  “Yeah, that wasn’t really the best plan, I’ll admit, but you get so excited about math!”  Logan crossed his arms with a smile.  “Okay okay, but next week, movies.  It’s a date!”  Patton beamed as the first warning bell rang.  “I’ll see you after school, let’s meet in the library this time!”  He darted down the hall with a wave and Logan started walking to first period.  

He smiled to himself.  It’s a date.

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