#blinking my comically large eyelashes at you and twiddling my thumbs

[kicks-the-worm]

*clears throat*

ahem

sorry I didn’t post anything for like 2 months my bad

[npcdeath]

trying to pinpoint the cause of the rapid degradation of my mental health over the past few days like Who did this. was it you? (multiple days of poor sleep blinks innocently) or was it you? (substance abuse bats its eyelashes and twiddles its thumbs) or....... was it YOU? (migraine whips a comically large mallet out from behind its back and clobbers me with it)