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okay i am so excited to get to plotting & interacting with all u cuties ! bare with me though , im also trying to study for a quiz i gotta take later tonight . anyways , i’m mia aka your resident masshole reporting for duty . i’m 20 years old ... will be 21 in june ( fingers crossed my Sad ass will be out of q*arentine by then ) . i go by she / her / dumb bitch pronouns & am very much so done talking about myself already . so lets get to my boy asher here who is ... how do you say ? a asshole ? a dirt bag ? a soft baby boi ? if you wanna plot & discord is easier for you shoot me a mssg @ 𝖒𝖌𝖐'𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖊#9789 . lets goooo 💛
𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒
full name: asher james bennett nickname: ash , aj birthday: march 25 , 1996 zodiac: aries hometown: madison , wisconsin ( click here to see his parents house / childhood home ) current residence: los angeles , california ( although he lives in the villa with everyone , before the year away he lived on his own & still owns the home , both because he loves the place and because it gives his family somewhere to go when they come out click here to see his house ) vehicle: 2017 jeep wrangler rubicon in black ( click here ) , 2019 maserati granturismo in red ( click here ) gender: cismale orientation: heterosexual , heteromantic relationship status: single ( it’s complicated ) family: tamara marie bennett-abbott ( mother ) , harrison charles bennett ( father , deceased ) , mason billings abbott ( stepfather ) , bradford sawyer abbott ( brother ) , stephanie anne bennett ( sister ) education: vocational highschool graduating from the culinary program , graduated ucla with a bachelor in management with a minor in food studies occupation: celebrity chef , tv personality net worth: 19.7m height: 5′11″ weight: 161lbs tattoos: left arm ( x , x ) , right arm ( x , x , plus the butterfly tattoo jack has ) , right hand ( x ) , right thigh ( x ) , left leg ( x ) criminal record: arrested ( x6 ) - simple assault ( x2 ) , assault and battery ( x1 ) , disorderly conduct ( x2 ) , criminal mischief ( x1 ) , criminal trespassing ( x2 ) , minor in possession of alcohol ( x2 ) , drug possession ( x1 ) drugs / alochol / smoking: yes , mostly marijuana though / yes / no moral alignment: chaotic neutral hogwarts house: slytherin theme song: righteous by juice wrld ( a look at his mental health and the way it he attempts to cope ) & i am by james arthur ( deep dives into his view on himself and how outside opinions of him have effected the way he sees himself ) & empty space by james arthur ( instead of being about a girl this really encapsulates how the loss of his father has affected his life ) traits: charismatic , well-intentioned , affectionate , loyal , jocular , reckless , immature , flippant , short-tempered label: politicians son , miscreant , fuck boy , broken bird , mr. misunderstood , mama’s boy , epicure hidden talents: drawing , singing , master at rubiks cube , skilled card counter ( blackjack )
𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃
asher was born just eleven months after his sister stephanie , to at the time lobbyist harrison bennett & prosecutor tamara bennett . a menace as a child , he made dennis the menace look like a saint , basically . at first his parents hoped this was simply just a phase but as time went on it became very clear that if it were a phase it was going on for much longer than his parents had hoped . his sister immediately taking on the spot of prodigal daughter , while asher took on the spot of black sheep of the family . this didn’t mean that his parents didn’t absolutely adore both of their children , because they did . both taking on daddy’s little girl & mama’s boy respectively , early on .
around the time asher was seven both of his parents were up for office , his mother for district attorney & his father for u.s representative from wisconsin . the influx of cameras / eyes on the bennett family mixed with the level of stress both his parents were under completely put asher off from the world of politics . despite being in a family that had generational ties to politics on both sides . during a family appearance asher was captured on camera ( both video & photo ) putting up a piece sign behind his sisters head during a speech his father was giving .
[ tw: death , suicide , loss of a parent ] when asher was twelve his father went on a boating trip with friend , call it a boys trip if you will . two days into the trip news broke of his father being in a major boating accident where harrison was the only one on the boat & was dead upon being found . it later was confirmed by the coroner that his death was likely a suicide . the loss of harrison was hard on the entire family , it was easy to say it affected asher heavily having locked himself away in his bedroom for nearly a week only leaving his room to go to the bathroom & grab food that he’d return to his room to eat . later , when he returned to school he was suspended just in that school year three times . it was genuinely the beginning to the incredibly reckless version of asher , that we seen since .
despite his antics he played varsity football as a cornerback & varsity soccer as a midfielder . taking up sports at an early age , it was clear he was a born athlete who genuinely enjoyed a little competition . he also took an interest in culinary , he was very much so that kid standing on a step stool as he helped his parents in the kitchen . this interest turned into him attending a vocational / trade highschool instead of an ordinary public school , like he had in elementary & middle .
when he was fifteen he started a youtube channel where he posted cook with me videos weekly & vlogged his experience within the culinary program at school .
during highschool his mom started getting serious with a professor at the local university . asher , of course , hated the idea of his mom replacing his dad and it took nearly two years & an engagement for him to actually sit down & listen to his mom about the situation . it wasn’t until then that he realized , mason , was supposed to replace his father ... it was simply his mom not allowing herself to get stuck in one place in life & fall into a spiral . once he actually heard her side he gave the guy a chance . turns out the two have alot in common & get along very well . he’ll never replace his father but he respects him none the less .
before he’d even graduated highschool , asher amassed over 1m subscribers , made appearances on the ellen degeneres show & rachel ray show . this was around the time he realized he wanted to turn his hobby into something more than that & hell he was good enough to do so . when graduation came , he’d already committed to attending ucla as a business major with a minor in food studies .
soon after graduation he went on the show master chef , finishing as runner up , which was one hell of a feat given he’d been the youngest chef on the show . he enjoyed the experience & recognition the show gave him .
while at ucla he continued to play football he was so good he was receiving national attention to the point where nfl scouts were looking at him . obviously he was still too young to go into the draft but they let him know , this was something that was more than on the table . it was definitely something he loved hearing but at the end of the day , the nfl was never really the goal for asher . so toward the end of his sophomore season when he was suspended for the rest of the season for getting arrested & charged with drug possession & criminal trespassing he took that as the excuse not to return the sport the following season .
this was not the first time ( we know it was not the last *wink wonk* ) asher was arrested . from the end of his middle school days throughout highschool he’d racked up four arrests . his first one taking place in eighth grade & the only reason the misdemeanor charges actually went through were because his mom asked for them to in hopes that it would scare asher from acting out in such a fashion ever again . unfortunately , his actions were rooted in much more than teen rebellion having never accepting or being able to cope with his father’s passing . the charges & arrests that would follow his mom was able to cover up & kind of bury them . that way word didn’t spread like wildfire about her reckless son .
not even a full year removed from football & he’d accepted a tv show offer from food network . a show called asher’s kitchen a primetime half-hour show where a new chef would come on each week if they beat asher in making a 3-course meal they win bragging rights & $20,000 , if they don’t they go home empty handed . despite the shows constant high ratings asher grew bored of the show & left after only two seasons . the network tried to replace him but quickly learned asher’s personality was what really carried the show .
in 2018 , he went on to open his first ever restaurant the smoking goat an american bistro with an upscale vibe in the heart of los angeles . the place is literally his baby & if you can’t find him you can bet your bottom dollar you’ll find him there . whether it’s catching up with regulars or big name celebrities coming through the doors , or throwing on a chef coat and cooking up some of his very own specials .
around the time of his restaurant opening he started to let up on the youtube channel & it’s now been nearly two years since he’s uploaded & honestly has no intent on returning to the platform . in asher’s eyes , everything has a term limit & his youtube channels time was up .
𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 / 𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐎 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄
the timing of his amsterdam arrest was to say the least , horrific . not only was he in talks with several networks ( fox , cbs , netflix , etc ) to have his own daytime food-focused talk show but his mother was at the beginning stages of her 2020 presidential campaign , which she had since put a halt to and decided to continue on with her tenure as a u.s senator from wisconsin . with the headlines of his arrest spreading like wildfire , the internet resurfaced many of his earlier transgressions , the networks inevitably put a halt to going any further in negotiation & the political realm began to turn their attention to the kind of parent the senator was to have a son so ... out of control ? her opposition questioning how she could run a country if she couldn’t so much as raise a law abiding son .
upon his release from jail he took a jet straight home to wisconsin . with the realization of how much harm he’d done to the bennett reputation he made the personal promise to stay away from the media ( no social media , no tv , nothing ) & be the son the political world expected from a politician . his mother ( who is emulated mostly after laura baker from all american ) nearly begged him not to halt his life as a way of personal punishment for his actions . but after months back home & away from the limelight , asher could see the tides turning back in his moms favor & no big network offer ( and there were quite a few that came his way after the news of his arrest subsided ) could pull him back out into the forefront .
instead opening his second restaurant bennett’s , an upscale bar & grill in the capital city of wisconsin . he also began work on a cook book that’s kind of taken on a life of it’s own but he’s yet to be anywhere close to finishing that .
he has inevitably decided to come back & reunite with the bling ring a year later after his family sat him down & kind of had an intervention with him over his persistence to punish himself . claiming they feel he’s matured & gotten a good grasp on himself & that they don’t think he’ll fall into his bad behaviors again . ( spoiler alert: they’re going to be very wrong about this ... just saying / he’s going to return with the intent of being a better guy , being on the “ right track “ but lets be real it’s going to quickly spiral out of control as per usual ) .
𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘
as you can probably tell this boy is no good . he’s the guy your parents warn you about , i swear , he will get you into so much trouble & bask in the glory of being the one to give you such an adrenaline rush . he’s big on being here for a good time & not a long time . he just wants to have fun , at any cost . he’s extremely goofy , the kind of guy to whip out some mediocre wrestling moves on you for the sake of getting attention . he doesn’t take much seriously ... until he does ? what im saying is homeboy has one hell of a short temper and once he’s flipped his fuse , he basically blacks out . the reason for this is because no matter how happy & full of life he’d like to come off he has this deep well of anger that swells in him ever since he lost his dad . also a topic that can get him clenching his jaw , do not under any circumstances bring up harrison bennett . very much so a mama’s boy , though , catch him facetiming his mom once a day to tell her how much he loves her & see how she’s doing . he can come off very uncaring at times , it’s easy to say he’s probably one of the most misunderstood people around . he comes off like a douchebag , like someone who has little regard for others & don’t get me wrong he often is both of those things but he isn’t heartless ? when he has time to sit back and think about the damage he does ... it hits him like a mack truck & he goes into a pretty dark place of feeling like he’s a villain but he wants to be the hero of the story ? not very big on apologizing , verbally . if he says sorry you can bet a smug grin is following behind the words . instead he’s big on buying things & even cooking to show he’s sorry . probably not the best way to go about things but this is asher we’re talking about here . he is a flirt & will fuck anything . that’s all i have to say about that . onto his friends ? whew are his friends his world . he is a big proponent of bros before hoes & is an extremely loyal guy - to his friends . a true ride or die type a guy , he’d help he hide a dead body without any explanation at so what happened . a big move now ask questions later kinda dude .
𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒
BREATHE BY JAMES ARTHUR : he has a soft spot for her . he always has . she’s one of the only girls who doesn’t drool over him , they’ve never hooked up to any extent and that’s due in large part to her telling him from the beginning that the only way she’d give him a chance was if he straightened up his act & proved to her that he was worth her time . if there is a girl out there who can asher for the better , it’s her . but everytime she thinks she’s gotten him on the right path , she catches him either acting out or reverting to his fuck boy ways & getting with girl’s who he doesn’t have to put so much work into .
SAME SQUAD BY P-LO : let’s be real these three originated “saturdays are for the boys” . they’ve been boys for as long as they can remember . if you see one of them around you can rest assured the other two are in the vicinity . they’re the best of friends . they know everything there is to know about each other . all a bit reckless , but that’s what makes them such a fun trio . a very homiesexual bond takes place between these three & nothing & nobody could get between them .
CLOSE FRIENDS BY LIL BABY & GUNNA : they were once good friends , things spiraled past the point of their control , lines got blurred & then they were dating . the relationship as a whole was one no one thought would last . to give them credit things were good at first but after he cheated & she found out from a friend about it things started to go down hill . things only got worse when he was persistent in lying to her about the situation . she inevitably took him back & not too much later the arrest in amsterdam happened . before he was even released from jail , she was sent a video of him & one of his friends talking about sleeping with a prostitute . although it never happened the fact that was his intent was enough for her . his expectation was that because she forgave him before she’d wipe away the pain of him once again not having regard for their relationship & forgive him but she just couldn’t . when he came out to her forwarding the video to him , he decided to ignore the situation completely . the two have not had any contact for nearly a year & never really broke up or spoke about the situation .
NO FRAUDS BY NICKI MINAJ & DRAKE & LIL WAYNE : the perfect ride or die squad . the media likes to say someone in the trio is dating at any point in time but , that’s just not the case . these three are always getting into something . the true depiction of always having your friends back . they will lie for each other , fight for each other , anything to prove their loyalty to each other .
i also have some musing posts here , if you want to give that a look !
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user @KENNABABY , you know the one with 17M followers ? if that doesn’t ring a bell than their resemblance to MADISON BEER surely will ! anyways , they were seen touching down at la tarmac earlier today — rumor has it , KENNA REDFIELD, the TWENTY ONE year old INSTAGRAM MODEL is on their way to reunite with the bling ring after a year of no contact . national headlines broke when FANS EXPECTED SHE WAS IN A PR RELATIONSHIP WITH HER EX — most likely the reason they split from the group . whatever the case may be , we’ll be sure to keep our eyes on these opulent’s . prepare for an interesting summer ! { alexa , 21+ , she/her , est }
introducing kenna redfield !
introducing kenna redfield ! highly based off of cher horowitz from clueless.
— when you think of the brunette bombshell a modern day cher comes to mind, if instagram was around in the 90’s.
— born and raised with a silver spoon in her mouth, kenna was the light of her parent’s dark world, shortly after kenna was born her mom died of childbirth complications.
— being the only girl in her family out of 5 older brothers, kenna’s used to getting anything and everything she wants. she’ll throw a riot if things don’t go her way, don’t cross her.
— if she feels like she isn’t getting enough attention OR the attention she deserves, she will cause a scene and isn’t afraid to hit fire with fire.
— DON’T CROSS HER, she’ll make your life a living hell
— on another note ?? friendship and relationships are very important to her !!! she’ll fight to the death for you & make sure you’re okay at all times.
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user @CLAUDIA , you know the one with 67M followers ? if that doesn’t ring a bell than their resemblance to CINDY KIMBERLY surely will ! anyways , they were seen touching down at la tarmac earlier today — rumor has it , CLAUDIA CASTAGNOLI, the TWENTY TWO year old SOCIALITE / HOTEL HEIRESS is on their way to reunite with the bling ring after a year of no contact . national headlines broke when they HAD A SERIES OF INDECENT PHOTOS LEAKED — most likely the reason they split from the group . whatever the case may be , we’ll be sure to keep our eyes on these opulent’s . prepare for an interesting summer ! { lauryn , 23 , she/her , cst }
— °。.. › basics .
𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 : claudia lucia castagnoli.
𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 : clauds, cc, dia, claudy.
𝐀𝐆𝐄 : twenty-two.
𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 : october 31st.
𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 : female.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐒 : she / her.
𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 : bisexual.
𝐙𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐂 : scorpio.
𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 : five foot seven.
𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃 : slim.
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 : hugo castagnoli, ana castagnoli.
𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 : only child. 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒 : english , italian , spanish .
𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 : new york city, new york .
— °。.. › personality + headcanons.
a FIRECRACKER. the life of the party, can light up any room she enters whether for worse or for better.
the biggest flirt. charming, and irresistible. has a reputation for sleeping around and has never been in a serious relationship. very noncommittal.
holds grudges. once you get on her bad side, it’ll take you going to hell and back to try to get back in her good graces. she has an extremely hard time letting go of the past.
just very intoxicating, theres just something about her that just draws you in and keeps you there.
wild and carefree. the first to suggest to do something crazy, always trying to get people to go out of their comfort zone. the one to support your bad decisions.
*materialistic. truly does believe that money and the nicer things in life will give you happiness. its worked for her, right?
loves attention, thrives off it. like tinkerbell. she loves to be the center of it, and can be a bit of a brat when she’s feeling neglected.
— °。.. › fun facts + family information .
grew up on the upper east side, new york. born to hugo castagnoli, owner of a chain of luxury hotels across the world. her mother, an old money heiress who would never have to work a day in her life, instead spending her days collecting art and philanthropy.
grew up a living a luxury life. her parents traveled a lot, so she spent a lot of time with her nanny. not that it mattered. basically, eloise at the plaza. * as she got older, trouble followed claudia. in the forms of drugs, sex, and partying. the brunette got expelled from one private school and then boarding school, mishap after mishap.
instead of going to fashion school in new york city, the brunette made a impulsive decision and moved to la with the help of the college fund her father had set up. told her parents she would be on the right track in a new city, away from her old life.
the first few months in la were calm, but before she knew it, she was on the front page of the tabloids again. whether it was her on the arm of some band member, getting into an argument with another influencer. and then the bling ring came in.
the brunette was just thankful to have a real group of friends after being in los angeles for so long. she loved the group despite their flaws, and when it came tumbling down, she was devastated though she put on her tough face, packed her bags, and moved back to new york for a year to get away from the scandal she had been in the middle of.
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user @CASONEMERY , you know the one with 1.7M followers ? if that doesn’t ring a bell than their resemblance to JACOB ELORDI surely will ! anyways , they were seen touching down at la tarmac earlier today — rumor has it , CASON TAYLOR , the twenty year old REALITY TV STAR is on their way to reunite with the bling ring after a year of no contact . national headlines broke when they got kicked out of college for a hazing scandal — most likely the reason they split from the group . whatever the case may be , we’ll be sure to keep our eyes on these opulent’s . prepare for an interesting summer ! [ gracie , 19 , she/her , cst ]
☠ › BASICS ...
𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 : cason emery taylor . 𝐀𝐆𝐄 : twenty-three. 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 : june 9th , 1997 / gemini . 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 : cismale [ he / him / his . ] 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 : heterosexual . 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 : 6′4″ 𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃 : tall , lanky . 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 : los angelos , california . 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒 : large crowds , the beach , discovering cool places , going out to the movies , causing trouble , bars , healthy competition , memes that make no sense 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒 : tiktok , obnoxious people , clout chasers , being told what to do , bad publicity .
☠ › ABOUT ...
born to a producer father and supermodel mother . his parent’s fame and acclaim meant he’s spent his entire life in the limelight , has had every spectacle of his life documented
loves the camera , especially when he’s in front of it . sometimes even needs it ; the attention almost replaces that of what he doesn’t get from his parents .
currently stars in a reality show about the children of la’s elite . is known for being a trouble maker , stirring up drama for ratings . also kind of just likes the thrill of it .
has absolutely no sense of consequences whatsoever ... any trouble he’s ever gotten into , his father just pays it off . along with this also comes with a large sense of entitlement .
easy to convince into anything . he refuses to come off as a wimp or a baby , so it takes very little peer pressure to get him into the dumbest situations . if you dared him to do something , he’d do it so quick .
a total charmer . knows he’s good looking , knows that even if he wasn’t , his money is attractive . uses it to his total advantage whenever needed .
always looking for a fun time ; whether by getting absolutely plastered or something more chill like finding a secret little spot to take photos , he hates boredom and will go to great lengths to avoid it .
extremely loyal to those he cares about .
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