#blergh. stupid housing crisis.

[hey-hey-j]

I miss my night shifts, Tails...... I miss them a lot.....

[smokeybrandreviews]

Wank

Look, i love comics. I particularly love Marvel comics. I specifically love Spider-Man comics. For me, he’s the greatest hero there is. I went into why with excruciating detail before but one o those reasons as his superior rogues. One of my favorites was Venom. I loved his whole shtick. This year has been the year of Venom wank, mostly because his movie did surprisingly well and there is another flick in the pipeline. Thing is, what they’ve done to the character is whack. The retconned origin of the symbiote to being some sort of composite eldritch horror with a hive mind connection to a living planet of these motherf*ckers is stupid. I was kind of on-board for Gorr’s Necrosword being a symbiote, because it moved like a symbiote, but all of  a sudden it’s this cosmic super-god killer? Really? All of sudden, this motherf*ckers is forged from the void before the Big Bang and can kill a celestial? Are you serious? it couldn’t even kill a Thor! The wank is strong, bro. Even stronger is the narrative gymnastics cats have contorted their plots into, just to wank a glorify OC in Knull

Man, f*ck Knull, man!

I have so many issues with this stupid f*cking character. This dude jobs everyone and, in a cosmic landscape that includes Silver Surfer, the Celestials, Abraxas, and the First Firmament, THIS asshole gets the nod as the most dangerous “God-Butcher” out there? Bro, no. Look, i like a lot of what Marvel is doing in their books right now. The X-Titles are doing some creative sh*t, I love the current Doom run, the 2099 revisit is intriguing, and Thor continues to be the best thing out of the House of Ideas but, if these motherf*ckers are setting me up for a company wide event a la Crisis with Knull at the center, they can eat rancid horse sh*t. There’s no way i’m buying into this hair band reject, Axel Rose looking, no measure of cosmic power having ass as anything less than something to be jobbed and tossed aside. He got beat by f*cking Gorr and had his most powerful weapon snatched away as a trophy. Gorr. That motherf*cker was nothing without the Necrosword. How is Knull a threat when he couldn’t even stop Gorr from taking his most prized possession for himself?

Like, the motherf*cker has symbiotes, man, that’s it! Thems sh*t’s are notoriously easy to disable. Notoriously. This abortion of a villain concept doesn’t even have the ability to retrieve the Necrosword anymore. It’s dead. That was, like, a quarter of his power or something stupid. So now he’s even less powerful than when Gorr snaked him for his best weapon! Seriously, the origins of this piece of sh*t character read like bad fanfiction and it’s actually disgusting. “I existed in the primordial darkness before the Big Bang so i’m super the best at evil! Blergh!” How? How did he exist in the primordial darkness when it’s established that the Marvel universe rebounds like a rubber band. The Big Bang is the back end of a Big Crunch and there’s always a Galactus to witness before taking over as the entropic force in the “new” universe. The ending to The History of the Marvel Universe establishes that as canon when Franklin Richards dons the Galactus helm as the light of the new universe engulfs him so HOW the f*ck did Knull “exist” in a primordial darkness that couldn’t f*cking exist in the first place?? That sh*t is bad writing. Even worse writing, the assholes weakness is f*cking light, man. Dagger or Dazzler can beat this chump! A flashlight can beat this chump. A f*cking summer day can beat this chump. Are you serious right now Marvel? You really expect me to believe that this asshole is THE threat? There’s no way, man.

Knull is a stupid, try hard, edgelord ass, character and i hate that Marvel is pushing this turd so hard. DC is kind of doing the same sh*t with The Batman Who Laughs but at least that asshole has some decent writing backing up his bullsh*t. Knull does not.

Seriously, look at this asshole. Really Marvel? THIS doofus?

[smokeybrand]

Wank

Look, i love comics. I particularly love Marvel comics. I specifically love Spider-Man comics. For me, he’s the greatest hero there is. I went into why with excruciating detail before but one o those reasons as his superior rogues. One of my favorites was Venom. I loved his whole shtick. This year has been the year of Venom wank, mostly because his movie did surprisingly well and there is another flick in the pipeline. Thing is, what they’ve done to the character is whack. The retconned origin of the symbiote to being some sort of composite eldritch horror with a hive mind connection to a living planet of these motherf*ckers is stupid. I was kind of on-board for Gorr’s Necrosword being a symbiote, because it moved like a symbiote, but all of  a sudden it’s this cosmic super-god killer? Really? All of sudden, this motherf*ckers is forged from the void before the Big Bang and can kill a celestial? Are you serious? it couldn’t even kill a Thor! The wank is strong, bro. Even stronger is the narrative gymnastics cats have contorted their plots into, just to wank a glorify OC in Knull

Man, f*ck Knull, man!

I have so many issues with this stupid f*cking character. This dude jobs everyone and, in a cosmic landscape that includes Silver Surfer, the Celestials, Abraxas, and the First Firmament, THIS asshole gets the nod as the most dangerous “God-Butcher” out there? Bro, no. Look, i like a lot of what Marvel is doing in their books right now. The X-Titles are doing some creative sh*t, I love the current Doom run, the 2099 revisit is intriguing, and Thor continues to be the best thing out of the House of Ideas but, if these motherf*ckers are setting me up for a company wide event a la Crisis with Knull at the center, they can eat rancid horse sh*t. There’s no way i’m buying into this hair band reject, Axel Rose looking, no measure of cosmic power having ass as anything less than something to be jobbed and tossed aside. He got beat by f*cking Gorr and had his most powerful weapon snatched away as a trophy. Gorr. That motherf*cker was nothing without the Necrosword. How is Knull a threat when he couldn’t even stop Gorr from taking his most prized possession for himself?

Like, the motherf*cker has symbiotes, man, that’s it! Thems sh*t’s are notoriously easy to disable. Notoriously. This abortion of a villain concept doesn’t even have the ability to retrieve the Necrosword anymore. It’s dead. That was, like, a quarter of his power or something stupid. So now he’s even less powerful than when Gorr snaked him for his best weapon! Seriously, the origins of this piece of sh*t character read like bad fanfiction and it’s actually disgusting. “I existed in the primordial darkness before the Big Bang so i’m super the best at evil! Blergh!” How? How did he exist in the primordial darkness when it’s established that the Marvel universe rebounds like a rubber band. The Big Bang is the back end of a Big Crunch and there’s always a Galactus to witness before taking over as the entropic force in the “new” universe. The ending to The History of the Marvel Universe establishes that as canon when Franklin Richards dons the Galactus helm as the light of the new universe engulfs him so HOW the f*ck did Knull “exist” in a primordial darkness that couldn’t f*cking exist in the first place?? That sh*t is bad writing. Even worse writing, the assholes weakness is f*cking light, man. Dagger or Dazzler can beat this chump! A flashlight can beat this chump. a f*cking summer day can beat this chump. Are you serious right now Marvel? You really expect me to believe that this asshole is THE threat? There’s no way, man.

Knull is a stupid, try hard, edgelord ass, character and i hate that Marvel is pushing this turd so hard. DC is kind of doing the same sh*t with The Batman Who Laughs but at least that asshole has some decent writing backing up his bullsh*t. Knull does not.

Seriously, look at this asshole. Really Marvel? THIS doofus?