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ariel-s-awesome · 2 years ago

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Every night, after Lord Hater gets snuggled in with Captain Tim, Commander Peepers reads him picture books from the Hater Empire Propaganda Collection.

They're all totally, completely nonfiction and written by Commander Peepers himself.

#wander over yonder #woy #lord hater #commander peeepers #woy hater #woy peepers #woy death glare #made up this for a fic I need to finish #btw YES this means Peepers is TECHNICALLY a children's book author #btw btw Peepers isn't a good creative writer #nobody wants these #even without taking their feelings for Hater conquering them into account #they force teachers to read them to kids as part of the mandatory curriculum #Hater's the series' only fan #also in the curriculum for older kids: bla #blatantly untrue history books about their rise to power #and every edition contradicts the others as Hater keeps ordering changes #ESPECIALLY about the details of Hater arising as an ancient evil #people are more likely to call bull over Peepers saying he was popular in his hometown though #actual original content

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