#blasphemral

[smulnsander]

I think it's rlly funny that wrtv's mom thinks he's a blasphemr or whatever

[rnurdercorpse]

blasphemral replied:  and dont you forget it you feisty bitch

blasphemral replied:  kljKLJFDASJKLF ANYWAYS I AHTE THIS POST FUCK

this is how we know you are the alpha ki.lgrave rper ———— you aren’t even playing him and you’re playing kilg.rave better than me

[darkouter]

SYMBOLS FOR THE MUN MEME  //  @blasphemral  //  🎉 We’ve been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!

i’m so glad we both have shit taste in characters and met through our feral eggplant emojis, i remember always thinkin u were the coolest motherfucker and how i loved your writing and u had the best portrayal of that dumb purple hoe, yet we ended up being so close which is wild given dumblr rp being weirdly competitive between duplicates, and like????  truly it shows what a match we are for each other that we met in that context and yet are so close........  sometimes i feel like we hivemind with each other.  except that when we have duplicates muses, i’m always baby, and i find that hilarious.  truly you are the badass one between us sdglksdfh lmao.  now i just follow u everywhere, to the ends of the earth...............  spouting stupid shit out of context like how we stan a milquetoast god......

[rxcusant]

li S TE n im a big shy but i lov seeing u on my dash sO

ITS OKAY WE’RE ALL SHY AROUND HERE !! THANK YOU FOR LOOKING FORWARD TO MY SHITPOSTS AND OCCASIONAL RP JFHDGKFD

[starszakrew-a2]

Hold on lemme jus 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙i think that covers at least half of our ships NTBSNDMSM i lov u i lov writing w u so much n all these dumb idiots in love

@blasphemral​ / accepting / if you ship with me i’ll scream at you at 2am

should i alphabetize our ships or list them by level of dumbassery

[illlusioner]

@blasphemral​  gets  a  one - liner ! 

        ❛    ---    I  am  not  from  this  universe  !    ❜

[astrapure-a]

collapses on the couch of his office with paperwork yet to be graded and completely exhausted after his last seminar. he mumbles something about 'babe' but honestly he's super tired.

     She sits with her own book cradled in her lap, one opened to a rather vast star map she’s grown to know like the back of her hand. Whats interesting is it appears the date of such map is off by a few days, and it agitates her a minuscule bit until she feels the weight of the couch shift to a new presence. His head lands in her lap just where book had been previous, having risen it just in time to avoid collision. It’s place with gentle care at the table at her side, soft smile rising to her features as now free hand decides to rake through the dark tresses atop his head in soothing motions.       “Long lecture ? “

[ciaosucker-a]

hey @blasphemral

[darkouter]

this is ur reminder that you are SO damn spiffy on the dash and just how abominably talented you are with the dedication you have for your muses and how much i absolutely fucking LOVE IT i lov u graves ur my buddy man

[nightvow]

blasphemral replied to your post: feige confirming keanu is in talks for the mcu is...

theY’RE SAYING ITS GONNA BE FOR THE IMMORTALS ANDI M!!!

that could be true. seeing Angelina attached definitely  makes the movie viable to get top actors so seeing keanu attacked definitely makes it possible

[rnurdercorpse]

fellow associate baby man

*correction

[darkouter]

[gets down on one knee] will you [holds out a ringpop] start a salsa company with me

would u........  really be my partner in spice?

[darkouter]

@blasphemral asked:  it's been like this for awhile now, wandering through the marketplace with tuesday sniffing the air at every street corner (every knockturn, even) with david adjusting his scarf in the autumn breeze. school would be starting up at hogwarts soon, and there was a certain quality to the way the wind would tousle barty's hair. the pair of them far too skinny for their robes, david turns to barty not long past olivanders. "i could really go for a coke right now."

“Do you survive on sweets?”

David’s always filling himself with sugar.  Makes Barty wonder about his nutrition.  Of course, he shouldn’t be talking, given his own stick-thin nature is just as troublesome as David’s, if not more so given that Barty simply does not eat.  But, well.  He drinks water and tea, at least.

He bumps up against David’s shoulder, walking far closer to him than most people might.  No personal space (in all fairness, it’s cold, and he would like to stay as near to David as he can) (this is just an excuse that he will gladly use).  Barty stops next to him in the street, and he links their arms together as they stand, considering their next actions.  “Well.  Do you want to get something here?”  Then, he leans in close, face teeming with a sudden smile.  “Or go out among muggles?”

For Barty, this is a very exciting prospect, and he’s always interested in dragging someone else out with him.  Especially when they’re in London and talking about potentially eating.  This is, after all, the one time he might actually fancy food — when he can have something interesting to eat.  So, while this is supposedly searching for David’s opinion to fulfill his need, it’s also a thinly veiled request that David can probably see plainly.  Barty can be pretty obvious sometimes.

“It’s.  Up to you.”  Oh, please?