#blartalks

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When ur a teenager in school instead of a grown man working for a secret foundation that contains anomalous entities.

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WOKE scp foundation be like:

dr clef

dr bright

dr glass

dr kondraki

dr light

dr rights

dr gears

dr iceberg

literally everyone else

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Bright n Clef: Bru the 05s hate on us for no reason

them the moment theyre in the same room with no supervision:

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Summoning him!!

(ignore how wonky he is😭😭)

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I love it when he’s a little uggy teehee (=~ _ ~=)

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why are they so silly and stupid I hate them I want them to die die die grrrr☹️☹️☹️

…dare I say they’re so “KAWAII >///<!!”

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I’m ashamed of myself

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erm what the sigma

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oh clef u silly rascal \(＾ω＾)/

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Just realized that most of the scp staff are old men who probably comment “😂🤣😂” under hawk tuah videos

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Can’t do Cringetober again today sorry chat

I’m a busy lazy eepy fella

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Teeheee..,,,,Meri number

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I wonder what it’s like to like things a normal amount

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Happy birthday to me and this disgusting thing!!!

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Sorry guys but im gonna skip day 6 of Cringetober cuz I’m busy!!!

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Sorry for not posting much I’ve just been really busy and tired lately

also I think im going through artblock and it’s killing me

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♡*:･。. Few of my Tj headcanons! .*✧˖° ♡

-rarely speaks (when he does it’s usually unintelligible or incoherent)

-owns 2 guinea pigs for whatever reason (idk why I have this hc)

-dislikes seeing people in lab coats and seeing medical equipment (he becomes notably distressed)

-uses a walking cane/medical aid

-has trouble focusing/listening to people speaking

-likes to draw people around him as cats! (silly :33)

(｢• ω •)｢ erm that’s it I think..,,