#blargitty blarg-tucker

[tronmike82]

Ok so, I’ve spent the last two weeks obsessed with the idea of tucker becoming a spartan.

I know it sounds crazy but hear me out; the halo and rvb timelines could -with some difficulty- be integrated into a single unified continuity, think about it;

in season 1 episode 1, Simmons talks about the apparent pointlessness of having a base in blood gulch, and Grif says; “What's up with that anyway? I mean, I signed on to fight some aliens. Next thing I know, Master Chief blows up the whole Covenant armada and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys.”

And in season 9 episode 15, the freelancers steal the sarcophagus from Charon industries, the sarcophagus has huragok symbols on it, and is later revealed to actually contain a live huragok.

Thirdly; freelancer armor is a dead ringer for Mjolnir armor, meaning it could have been developed as a cheaper and less advanced offshoot, or even semi-powered infiltration armor which doesn’t enhance the wearers physical capabilities to nearly the same extent as Mjolnir, so an unaugmented human could wear it without mutilating themselves. So ONI could have made a shit-ton of SPI armor without the photoreactive-panels and shields, making them much cheaper than normal, and given them wholesale to project freelancer.

Fuck, who knows, maybe agent Maine was a Spartan-ii that didn’t make the cut for some reason so they gave him to PFL as a bonus. It would certainly explain his immense size and strength, as well as his poor social skills.

Furthermore; Tucker’s son, Junior, he’s clearly a sangheili, and he & his father became ambassadors between their two species after the “Great War” given the incredibly tense relations between humanity and the sangheili after the war, having someone who possesses a key-sword and sired a sangheili -and genuinely wants to learn about sangheili culture so he can raise his son better- act as an ambassador would greatly improve the situation.

Going back to the halo side of things; while spartan-IIs and IIIs were made of kidnapped children and orphans respectively, Spartan-IVs are made of adult volunteers pulled from the best the UNSC has to offer, and tucker absolutely fits the bill.

So in conclusion, Grif directly mentioning the master chief, project freelancer using a huragok in its A.I. experiments, freelancer armor looking exactly like Mjolnir armor, pre-meta Maine looking and acting exactly like a spartan-II, junior being a sangheili, and Tucker’s sword, all lead to the same conclusion; the halo and rvb universes are one and the same, which means tucker could absolutely become a spartan!

I’m putting all of this together to justify this scenario;

Tucker joins the spartan program, and the reds & blues haven’t seen him in months. He finally comes back after months of training, augmentations, and waiting for his Mjolnir armor to be assembled, he immediately shows off his new physique and wash quietly says to Carolina; “Carolina, I think I might be bisexual” and -having figured that out years ago-Carolina replies; “it took you this long to figure that out?” Too distracted by Tucker’s showing off, wash doesn’t hear her.

THAT’S RIGHT, THIS WAS A TUCKINGTON POST THE ENTIRE TIME LOL!!! I REGRET NOTHING!!!