#blackholeofprocrastination

[esther-dot]

Sansa's Sworn Shield 3k by @kittykatknits

“You could play come into my castle with her, she likes that game,” Rickon offered helpfully. Jon desperately wants an evening alone with his wife. Unfortunately, Rickon is determined to protect his dear sister from Jon's less than honorable intentions. Challenged to yet another duel, and running out of champions, Jon decides to find another way to solve his problems so he can finally come into Sansa's castle.

The pursuit of non-bath time happiness 3k by @captainbee89

After Jon refuses Gendry's ask for Arya's hand, citing the fact Sansa was not yet betrothed, Rickon observes and, with the help of Shaggydog, Ghost and Arya, comes up with a plan to have Jon realise he should court Sansa himself. And if it were to result in Jon being less strict about bath times, that was totally coincidental!

Goodbye Means Going Away (And Going Away Means Forgetting) 2k by @vixleonard

Memory is unreliable. No one understands this better than Rickon Stark.

corresponding manip by @norrlands-nonsense

what this palace wants is release 26k WIP by @bravegentlestrong

When Sansa and Jon show up at Bear Island, Rickon is already there holding court as King in the North and planning a war with Lyanna Mormont. They look exactly like the parents who he lost. Once Jon and Sansa take over the whole ruling-the-kingdom thing, Lyanna and Rickon use their political capital to parent trap Jon and Sansa.

No Smooth Road 4k by @maybetwice

Jon and Sansa are in love. It ought to be as simple as that.

His King's Command ficlet by @vivilove-jonsa

“Sansa wants a babe. You should give her one.” Jon had been cleaning Longclaw but glances up at his king, his ten-years-old cousin, who is staring at him expectantly with his arms crossed.

Rickon's Refuge 1k by @vivilove-jonsa

On those nights, Rickon feels like a child of eight, not a man grown. On those nights, he seeks out Sansa, a tolerable replacement for the mother he lost, the one he barely remembers now, though that is not in his conscious thoughts.  She lets him lie in her bed.  She will stroke his hair softly and sing.  He's never told her but he likes that.  It makes him feel safe and loved and like he still has a mother who isn't a faded memory.   “Rickon? What are you doing in here?” He scowls at the deep voice even though he loves him. “What are you doing in here?!” he asks sharply in reply to Jon’s question, the petulance plain in his tone.

Marry Me In Some Old-Fashioned Way 2k by @blackholeofprocrastination

A misunderstanding with Rickon leads Jon to reconsider his future at Winterfell and his feelings towards its red-haired mistress.

PRE CANON - WESTERN - FAIRYTALE - REGENCY - LITTLE WOMEN - HOLIDAY - SEASON SIX - ANNE OF GREEN GABLES - THE GIRL IN GREY - FREE CITIES - FAIRYTALE PART II - POLITICAL MARRIAGE - SALTY TEENS - POST CANON - next time -> HISTORICAL: 1930S

[mirdaniaa]

last line tag

I was tagged by the lovely @fineosaur to post the last line of my wip and tag as many people as there are words in the line.

this is from my TLK Crooked House AU, it is from Osferth's POV which is something new for me:

Perplexed, I jammed my hat on my head and followed her.

tagging @aadmelioraa, @moriondors, @murraybaeman, @volvaaslaug, @stannisfactions, @justadram, @wexpyke, @emilyhufflepufftlk, @charlybaltimore, @ivarthebadbitch, and @blackholeofprocrastination,

[sunbeamsandmoonrays]

⚡🌊✨💖⚡☄️If you're receiving this, you make someone happy💞🌊⚡💖✨☄️ go and send this to 10 people who make you happy or someone you think might need some cheering up.💞✨🌊✨⭐☄️ If you get it back then the better 🌊💞💖⚡✨ (right back at you lol)

Ahhhhh thank you, Emmy!!

[rumaan]

Happy Birthday!!! :)

Awww thank you lovely! 😘

[vixleonard]

Ooo smut prompts! Yay! How about some High School AU Ned/Cersei with them as rival prep school debate team captains who get handsy before a meet or something of that ilk? (frankly any teen Ned/Cersei hookup will do lol)

“Don’t mess up my hair!” Cersei snaps when Ned’s hands roam from her back up towards her head.  “I won’t have time to fix it.”

Her hair, which is in some sort of tightly wound bun held together with about a hundred bobby bins, has been sprayed into place so tightly that Ned suspects if he actually were to touch it, it wouldn’t budge.  However he’s learned from these pre-meet interludes with Cersei that angering her too much leaves him alone in a closet with a painful erection, so he obediently moves his hands back to safer territories.

“I really need to come,” Cersei informs him, backing up until she is sitting in the arm chair that comes in every hotel room.  Technically he isn’t supposed to be in her room since Mr. Luwin was very strict about co-ed room visitation, but the benefit of being the two best debaters on the team - as well as having a well-known reputation for hating each other - was that no one seemed to ever watch them when they traveled out of town for competitions.  

Ned cannot catch the moan that escapes when Cersei flips up the skirt of her school uniform to reveal nothing but her cunt, no underwear to be found.  She tosses her left leg over the arm of the chair and gestures towards her splayed thighs.  “Go on then.”

She is rude and spoiled and quite possibly the worst person Ned has ever met in his seventeen years, but for some reason he still finds himself kneeling between her legs and following orders like a good little soldier.

Cersei inhales sharply through her nose when he sets his mouth to her, her fingers finding no issue with tangling in his own hair.  She is usually quiet when he does this, though he’s managed to wring a few moans and whimpers from her here and there, but he knows she always comes.  Afterward is one of the few times she’s soft, almost kind, before she catches herself and reestablishes her tough exterior.

She’s only the second girl he’s ever done this to and they’ve never actually had sex, but Ned can’t imagine anything being better than this.  Cersei is soft and warm and tastes so damn good, and Ned loves the way she tugs at his hair, directs him with little movements of her hips, and shakes when she finally comes, every muscle tensing and then relaxing as he works her through it.  Usually she’ll jerk him off afterward, and that’s when she’ll make noise, whispering filthy suggestions throughout the entire affair until he comes apart in her hands.  That is the way these things go, have gone for the past few months since this whole insanity began.

He dances his tongue over her clit a few times, makes her squirm and arch in the chair.  It isn’t until the softest whimper escapes her throat that he takes it between his lips, suckling gently.  Cersei’s hips pitch upwards, and he uses his hands to hold her in place, laving the length of her cunt with his tongue before starting again.  Both of her hands are in his hair now, tugging just enough to be painful and make his cock throb, and Ned responds by sucking hard on her clit while massaging it with the tip of his tongue the way she likes.  Cersei goes off fast and hard, her breath catching and then escaping with a low moan as she wets his chin with her pleasure.  

She has just stopped shaking and Ned is pressing kisses to the inside of her thigh when she touches the side of his face and says, “Again.  Just one more.”

It ends up being two more, Cersei actually moaning full and unashamed by the time she pushes his face away, and Ned is so hard, he wishes he’d undone his pants earlier.  As Cersei begins to right herself, Ned awkwardly climbs to his feet before taking a seat on the bed, his knees stiff and jaw aching.

“We’re going to be late,” Cersei says as she reapplies her lip gloss, and Ned looks at her as if she has lost her mind.

“I’m going to need a minute,” he finally says, making a move towards the bathroom.

Cersei rolls her eyes, stopping his retreat.  With quick hands she undoes his pants, pulling out his cock with no gentleness.  Ned doesn’t care.  Right now he’s so grateful for the stimulation, he’ll take a little rough handling.

“Warn me before you come,” Cersei orders as she starts to jerk him off, and Ned wonders once again why he puts up with this from Cersei Lannister.

[thelegendofclarke]

An Ode to Emmy

roses are red violet’s aren’t blue gosh i love sharing a trash can with you

Happiest of birthdays to my FAVORITE hot mess trash can @blackholeofprocrastination, ily Emmy ❤️ 

[sunbeamsandmoonrays]

You're welcome.

@sunbeamsandmoonrays just out there chaotically getting me to watch Bollywood dance numbers in the middle of the work day 😂

[qinaliel]

Jon x Sansa AU: Rocker!Jon and Starlet!Sansa

Sparks fly! Television’s sweetheart Sansa Stark seen stepping out with ‘Night’s Watch’ frontman Jon Snow!

She’s all dolled up, her hair pulled back in a sleek ponytail, the top half of her silver dress just visible on the tiny screen. It’s the same dress she’d been wearing in the selfies she sent him earlier. Jon knows this means that the first thing Sansa did when she reached her hotel room was call him. That Sansa Stark thinks about him at all is still so new and ludicrously surreal, that Jon can’t stop himself from grinning like a fool.

Inspired by @blackholeofprocrastination’s mini fic and I’m With the Band

[thedarkestgreys]

11 Questions

I am cheating and answering @blackholeofprocrastination (first) and @alittlestardustcaught (second) questions at the same time because LAZY. Thank you for the tags you beautiful ladies! Keeping this under the cut because it’s long! 

1. Do you prefer going in person to the mall/store or shopping online? I will order some things online but not often clothing because I am a DD who is short and things just DON’T FIT when I try and guess what size I need.  2. What’s your favorite fanfic trope? Fake relationship! Or bedsharing :)  3. They’re making a movie about your life. What song is playing in the trailer? TBH the entire soundtrack would be composed of Britney Spears Greatest Hits so probably (You Drive Me) Crazy. 

4. What’s your favorite word? Fuck.  5. Would you rather: parkour everywhere you go or permanently wear rollerblades? Rollerblades. Both sound terrible tbh but I’ll take the one I know I could do.  6. What’s something you’ve always wanted to learn how to do? I would love to learn how to knit someday, and do it well.  7. When going on a trip, what is a ‘must-pack’ item in your suitcase? Neutral colored sweater that matches everything I own. 8. What historical/retro fashion trend needs to make a comeback? The glittery butterfly hair clips from the late 90′s early 00′s because I never got to fully enjoy that trend due to my age. I would rock them now in my mid 20′s.  9. Pencil or pen? I cannot write in pencil. Ugh. The noise it makes when it scratches across the paper gives me goosebumps and I hate it. I HAVE to have pens, I hate writing in anything else.  10. You’re traveling down the Oregon Trail. Do you ford the river or caulk the wagons and float? I die either way right?? Uhhh... I’d ford the river because I am not a strong swimmer and if something happened to the wagon I’d drown.  11. What TV show can you rewatch unconditionally forever? That 70′s Show! 1. Skirts or trousers? I could live in maxi skirts if the weather would allow it.  2. Would you rather go abseiling or potholing? Apparently potholing involves under ground caves and I have done that before and it was FUN so I choose that one.  3. What is your favourite memory? Pretty much anything from my childhood PRE my mom’s bipolar disorder diagnoses. Camping, fishing, little league, looking for crawfish in the creek, picnics. I have four siblings and my mom was wonder woman before she got sick. I still love my mom but my memories post diagnoses are not good ones.  4. What one thing do you think should be taught in schools, but isn’t? Comprehensive sexual education! It is taught in some schools but it’s not the norm. I don’t mean the sex ed unit that gets caught in gym class, I mean an entire credit class that is required to graduate. I went to one of the only schools in the state of PA that had comprehensive sex ed as a graduation requirement and it was taught to FRESHMAN and probably one of my fav classes in high school.  5. There are two types of people in this world. What are the two types? One who have read Harry Potter and ones who have not.  6. What’s your favourite word? I’ll repeat my above answer; fuck.  7. You’re trapped in a TV show for a month. Where would you choose? BROOKLYN NINE NINE!!!! 8. How different was your life one year ago? Well.. I am no longer friends with someone who was a very negative attention seeking self centered individual and it’s been great because they were EXHAUSTING. I'd like to believe I’m a better person now because of that, that I’ve gotten better at trusting my gut instinct when it comes to people and that I refuse to waste my time/energy on certain types of people that refuse to see themselves as anything but flawless.  9. What city would you most like to live in? Any city that does not experience winter like where I live does. 10. As you get older, what are you becoming more afraid of? I really want kids but the idea of being pregnant freaks me out for various reasons. I’m comfortable with children obviously but pregnancy in general does not sound pleasant and neither does childbirth and once we start trying to have kids I’m probably going to be A Mess.   11. What’s your favourite film quote? Then, what shall we die for? You will listen to me! Listen! The Brethren will still be looking here, to us, to the Black Pearl, to lead. And what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No. No, they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons. They will hear the ring of our swords, and they will know what we can do. By the sweat of our brows and the strength of our backs, and the courage of our hearts. Gentlemen. Hoist the colors! - Elizabeth Swann in POTC At World’s End.  I AM NOT TAGGING ANYONE ELSE because I have already done this tag recently and coming up with questions is hard and I’d have to pull out FMK involving the Trump Admin and NO ONE WANTS THAT. 

[esther-dot]

oh and I hope you don't mind (we can share my mood) 11k by @thkingslayer

“You make presumptions, your highness.” “I do not. I know how unwanted I am by you, Lady Sansa.” Her mouth opens as she struggles to find the words to tell him it isn’t true. She’s a lady. She would be nice if he would. She just wants— She just wants— -- When the king travels north, Sansa takes an immediate liking to Prince Aegon. She does not, however, want anything to do with her cousin Prince Jon—the brooding, dark haired, younger brother. She's quite sure he does not want anything to do with her also. And by the Old Gods and the New, she will not let him ruin her mood.

Dawn 19k

Like her mother before her, Sansa will do her duty. She will marry a man who is practically a stranger, mere days before he sets off for war.

All That Glitters 3k by @rumaan

Sansa is annoyed she has to give up a day with Prince Aegon to show his boring younger brother around Winterfell. Some alone time with Prince Jon makes her re-evaluate her opinion.

Sapphires and Salt 9k by @wendynerdwrites

The Princess to be is jilted, the unwanted prince rises

Salty Teens one, two, three by @blackholeofprocrastination

Sansa bursts into his solar in a swirl of skirts, her precious courtesies forgotten. Jon remains seated behind his desk, earning a scowl from his lady wife.  “What did you say to Jeyne?” she demands. “Nothing.”  It’s not entirely true, but he is still too furious to be cowed in his own damn solar.

Learning to fight, learning to Dance 1k by @myrish-lace-love

Lyanna Stark survives, and Jon and Aegon are half-brothers. Jon is in a hastily arranged marriage with Sansa Stark. They get on each other's nerves constantly during the day, but their nights are a different matter.

What a Disappointment 7k by @justadram

Sansa Stark and Jon Targaryen are married and neither of them is pleased about it. Set in a world where Rhaegar lives and Jon was raised in King's Landing as a legitimized bastard.

lights still shining in the room, you left me here 11k

Perhaps at one point, her marriage to Jon had become less of a sham. But with a history of three dead children between them, even the strongest of unions would break, let alone one as fragile as theirs. When Sansa tries to save herself, her actions lead to some interesting revelations.

Made New 3k

Sansa does not get the wedding night that she longed for and has to fix it

Tell the Ones That Need to know (We Are Headed North) 10k by @vixleonard

After years of confinement in the Red Keep with Ned prisoner in the black cells, the Dragon Queen comes. With the knowledge that Jon Snow is actually a Targaryen, she agrees to let the Starks return to Winterfell only if Jon marries one of the Stark daughters. Sansa volunteers so they can all go home. Soon she figures out being married to Jon isn't bad but it is complicated.

half a kingdom and a princess 2k by @misshoneywheeler

“Guess you’re stuck with me, old girl.” Old girl. He’s never called her that before. He’s never called her anything but Sansa and my lady, or sometimes Lady Stark, a title that gives them both discomfort as Lady Stark is still Sansa’s mother to each of them. Something in Sansa thrills at the strange endearment, though she should – and may – protest at being called such a thing. There’s just something so familiar in the words, in Jon’s soft affection as he says them. Something intimate and real.

A Convenient Inconvenience 4k

Once Daenerys takes the Iron Throne she knows the battle is only half over. Now that she has the throne she must keep it. Since she cannot have heirs of her own she names her new half-brother, the former Jon Snow, now Jon Targaryen, the Crown Prince. And a prince needs a princess which is where Sansa Stark comes in. The pair marry yet it takes months for Jon to realize that Sansa thinks of their relationship as more than just a duty.

PRE CANON - WESTERN - FAIRYTALE - REGENCY - LITTLE WOMEN - HOLIDAY - SEASON SIX - ANNE OF GREEN GABLES - THE GIRL IN GREY - FREE CITIES - FAIRYTALE PART II - POLITICAL MARRIAGE - POST CANON

[ricewithfries-blog]

11 Questions

I enjoy reading these so thank you for tagging me @blackholeofprocrastination!

Rules: Answer the following 11 questions and then ask 11 of your own and tag people.

1) What’s your favorite internet meme?

Arthur’s Fist continues to make me laugh so I’ll go with that. All thanks to Chrissy Teigen.

2) Do you have any nicknames? 

Yes :)

3) What was your favorite book you read for school?

Ramona and Her Father. All the 3rd graders in my elementary school had a Ramona read-a-thon sleepover with no parents! It was the only (?) school function (not even prom) that my parents had allowed me to attend so the book (in fact, the whole Ramona series) holds a very special place in my heart.

4) Rain or Sun?

Rain! I LOVE everything about the rain minus driving in it. It’s so much fun going on rain walks with my kids while we all pretend to be Gene Kelly lol.

5) What was your first fandom?

GH’s Lucky and Liz back in 19--omg was it 20 years ago. Oh yup. Wow. Well!  To this day, I think I still remember their first scene together, word for word.

6) When you’re on holiday do you hire a guide or strike out on your own?

On my own for domestic travel but most likely hire a guide for international.

7) What song lyric makes you laugh?

Too Close by Next mostly because I DID NOT KNOW what that song was about until much much later in life whoops.

8) Would you rather have your favorite book adapted into a movie or a tv series?

TV series with the knowledge that it can’t sustain a long-run lol

9) What’s your favorite piece of clothing?

Currently my California Love sweatshirt. It’s so comfortable and I especially love that I can sometimes go braless without anyone noticing. WHEEE!!!

10) If you were a superhero/supervillain, what would be your origin story? 

Ooh this is tough but I’d like a slice of pie to somehow be involved in my back story.

11) What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?

That I’m weird. I don’t care whether people mean it as a compliment or not but I always take it as one lol

Tagging: @greengableslover, @feuillesmortes, @goodqueenalys, @themiddleliddle, @thatgirlnevershutsup, @misshoneywheeler, @riahchan and everyone, consider yourself tagged if you wanna play!

My 11 Questions for you guys are:

What’s a scent that brings you back childhood memories?

How often do you wash your bed sheets?*

Do you have a signature dish?

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?

What's the first thing you do when you come home from a trip?

Do you sing out loud when no one’s listening?

What’s your favorite day of the week?

Your favorite board game?

If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be?

The first movie you watched in the theater?

What 3 things make you happy?

[mirdaniaa]

Sleepover Saturday: Any streaming recs for a Saturday night?

YES okay I’m gonna do a movie and tv show from the big 3 streaming services:

Hulu

Movie: Sorry To Bother You (I watched it for the first time a few weeks ago and have not stopped thinking about it since)

TV Show: Designing Women is on Hulu and I have seen ZERO hype about it 

Netflix

Movie: In terms of Netflix romcoms, Ibiza was honestly a way better movie than people give it credit for, and it has Richard Madden playing a himbo DJ like???? What more could you want???

TV Show: Bates Motel is DELIGHTFULLY weird, but if you are looking for something more lighthearted, I would recommend Atypical

Prime Video

Movie: I’m sure someone of your superior taste has seen Saved! but if you haven’t it’s on Prime 

TV Show: I’m struggling to find Prime shows that aren’t Mrs. Maisel so I’m gonna say the 1960s Addams Family 

[sunbeamsandmoonrays]

Happy Birthday!!! 🎈🎂🎁🎉 😊

Thank you, Emmy! 🥳🎂🎁

[rumaan]

Happy Birthday!!! 😊🎉🎂

Thank you lovely 🥰

[alienor-woods]

💗 Thank you for Existing. Send this to 10 people, who, in your opinion, deserve such a sweet message in their inboxes. :)

[thelegendofclarke]

yo! my man! sam the slayer! your little bro? dude, i would climb him like a tree. just saying.

The only character analysis of Dickon Tarly that matters (via @blackholeofprocrastination)