#blackandwhitebastard

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blackandwhitebastard replied to your post

[I would do it and laugh. LAUGH SO MUCH. But no, it would be bad herp]

[ ur terrible ]

sugarplumpartridge replied to your post: verdantstriatonsibling replied to your post (If I...

[[ More like I was offering Doctor Stein. Hohoho ]]

[ suddenly crane is reconsidering their friendship ]

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blackandwhitebastard replied to your post: blackandwhitebastard replied to...

Maybe you’d be fine with it. Me? Been ridiculed too much for not joining in with shit, thank ya very much. But I’ll go and have that drink with you. PLEASE.

Ridiculed? Why would you ever be- People can be so immature, sometimes. I'm sorry.

But a nice drink would cheer you up fine, wouldn't it? I'd love to have you along.

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blackandwhitebastard replied to your post: Let’s seeee.. I should get a new open worked on,...

[And reply to the prompt as well? IDK]

[THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. Actually, the dash flew too damn fast for me to see. xD So hang tight pal, I'll hop onto it right now.]

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blackandwhitebastard replied to your post

[Sure, why not? I have an open already, and another one I could publish now… or do you have one?]

((Publish the new one? :3))

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thesixthcourier An acquaintance

secondworst I took care of this one....IT'SNOTLIKEHEJUSTVANISHED

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blackandwhitebastard replied to your post: blackandwhitebastard replied to your post: auntie...

…. It’s called bein’ sarcastic. And I don’t wanna talk to the little… people about sex. Not unless I’ve gotten a good round or two of whiskey in my system.

That was sarcasm? Huh...

Well, you do realize you can turn down dares, can't you? I've decided to turn mine down, particularly since that already seems to be your job.

Neither of us seem cut out for being around children, it seems.

Though you have suddenly put me in the mood for alcohol!

princeofawesome replied to your post: blackandwhitebastard replied to your post: auntie...

i never even had the talk what do the animals repseresent?

How about you go ask Six or that Benny fellow he's always bickering with. They seem to be quite cut out for giving out the sex talk, ha ha.

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blackandwhitebastard replied to your post: (if i do do this it’ll funny since lu and ozzy are...

[Ozzy is not actually rich. He just wants to be because he’s supposed to be. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

[when you're the prime minister and grand general of an ancient chinese army you run into good money. -pats-]

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blackandwhitebastard replied to your post: Prompt: Ozzy’s pigeons have come to bother you and you plan to kill them, ozzy intervenes and shit begins.

[Holy crap. I’ll respond to this in half an hour once I get to a chill class but OMG]

[Ha! Got'cha pal. I'll keep on the lookout since I'm lookin' forward to this lil skirmish here too.]

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Okay, I wasn't gonna do a rating/critique of you... Do you know why? Because I can't find anything to critique you for. You bring so much life and character to Ms. Beato, which really impresses me. Your Read Mores are tasteful and aren't just empty smut [yes I've read them shhhhhh don't tell Ryan], but bring a lot of personality and depth into Beato's relationship with Battler. tl;dr You're excellent and aren't critiqued because we can't find anything to say. Good Beato BEST BEATO.

tbh i've been really unsure about how i play her here for a while so all these comments are super reassuring to hear. a-and she's my favorite character to anything ever so i'm really glad that i'm doing a good job with her! thank you so much for saying all of this!! ALSO AHH MY READ MORES.... LMFAO I WAS ALSO REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT POSTING THEM TO A PLACE WHERE SO MANY PEOPLE WOULD READ THAT STUFF BUT THANK YOU? lets rp sometime!

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blackandwhitebastard replied to your post: and I also rp Max Shreck, (from Batman Returns)...

Next you’ll be playing him as that Blue Oyster Cult manager…

MORE COWBELL

I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL

pirateisle replied to your post: and I also rp Max Shreck, (from Batman Returns)...

I’m guessin’ you like Christopher Walken, but I could be wrong.

i got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell christopher walken

requiemofsunshineandrainbows replied to your post: and I also rp Max Shreck, (from Batman Returns)...

You have all of the cowbell. (All of it!!!!!!!!)

SUCCESS

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blackandwhitebastard replied to your post: ((oops, just realized I also named Ozzy’s crow...

Layla 2.0? Lua? Dune?

Lua reminds me more of a dove...

BUT DUNE

YES

I MUST PAY TRIBUTE TO MY FALLEN COMRADE

Claire stay away from this bird okay if you rip its face off too I WILL AJKDGUKSGKAUGF

sadistisch replied to your post: ((oops, just realized I also named Ozzy’s crow...

{ your Ladd is the cutest okay /NUZZLELOVE }

d'awwww shucks

thanks love ♥

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blackandwhitebastard replied to your post: auntie elesa, tell the kids about how wonderful the birds and the bees are. mostly the bees.

I’m not qualified either, dammit! … Well, not the bees bit!

You realize they're talking about sexual education, do you not?

I thought someone such as you would have enough experience.

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blackandwhitebastard replied to your post: breast-sommelier replied to your post: EVERYONE IS...

[If anything happens I think I’ll just make it fade to black b/c Y’ALL DON’T NEED TO SEE THAT AND I SURE AS HELL DON’T NEED TO WRITE IT OK]

[ NOOOOO DON'T DO IT TO US, i'm sure everyone wants a peek.

especially now. 8) ]

[firstfinest]

[And just outside of Dick's hut is a jaybird, tap tap tapping away at the windowsill. A note is tied to his leg, courtesy of a certain bird enthusiast.

> You blink curiously when something was tapping away at your window. A small, blue bird chirping at him and fully expecting him to come over. And when he did, the bird stayed still despite the detective reaching over and taking the note off of it's leg.

To the first Robin: Thanks for keeping the killer of my back. This guy’s a little inappropriate for ya but he insisted. Daniel. That’s the name. Well-behaved, but sometimes he itches to fly. Just let ‘im spread his wings every once in a while. Penguin 

> You glance between the note and the bird, and it simply chirps at you. This earns a bit of a chuckle, rubbing the tip of your finger against his head-- then Daniel decided that that was his cue that he should fly up and nest in your hair. Guess now you have a bird in your head since it seemed comfortable up there. You take a mental note to thank the Penguin later.