#black's hat is so funky bro

[kyttypeteater]

[brainrot-stitch]

Sorry my hand slipped (the demons won)

Here is whofuckingknowswhattheirnameis!!! Oughh if u got name suggestions lmk...

Anyways last alicorn experiment oc I SWEAR just I was thinking of my og base idea (green + kinda goopy + spiral eyes) and had to do it sory :(

(Yapping below the cut!!) (Edit: WHAT THE FART THE CUT DIDNT WORK AGAIN I JS WOKE UP AND REALIZED WHAT THE FART)

Ok so this 1 was originally a unicorn!! And the scientists decided to experiment w/ changeling shit along with pegasus dna n all that and lil bro came out funky. This was like before the whole changelings got friendship-fied btw if that happened in this au !

Lovee her sm I'm gonna make her and eclipse meet I think. Anyways they r a SILLY GOOSE!!! very twitchy I think, short attention span and lots of? Stimming?? I think that's what it is yea. She'll like pat her hooves on the ground (idk what it's called sos) or kinda bounce in place or her wings will buzz (bug moment 🔥) or they'll twitch or yap ur ear off. Very big yapper btw they love talking that's why the mic cutie mark. Real good at public speaking n all that before they got bugged.

I imagine her as kinda creature like ?? Like in a silly way tho. With like growling, hissing, clicking, buzzing, etc. Does that make sense?? Idk. Why r all my ocs creatures bro.. this is becoming a pattern..... bro.......

Anyways they're very excitable and energetic and usually? Upbeat? But can flip at the drop of a hat it honestly just depends on their mood I think. Also it has a bad habit of plucking out feathers at times (not very often tho) bc it's not used to having them and they get super itchy sometimes. Also idk whatt happened in that lab but it's like. Kinda goopy a little bit. Like bro just drips occasionally??? And idk why???? But I can't just ASK because she's a CHARACTER and also not self aware so :( maybe I'll find out one day. I don't think it's good gho idk it looks kinda unhealthy that's the main reason why I'm confused on its physical health

Ok yea that's it I think I blacked out while writing that praying I didn't say anything odd also au by captainzigo ots soo fire umm lemme know if I missed anything that I need 2 say wahoo!!

[atiny-for-life]

Ateez's Full Storyline Explained - Part 21

Masterlist

Before we begin...

I'd like to shout out @xuseokgyu's gifset on the MATZ MV since I adore her analysis and I really do think it might just be the real-life message they meant to portray. It was also one of the contributing reasons for my initial belief that the unit MVs were unrelated to the storyline.

MATZ (A-World)

Initially, due to the announcement that this takes place in the A-World, I was going to propose the theory that this MV takes place prior to Fever Part 1 - a flashback to Hongjoong and Seonghwa performing as a rap duo before they met Yunho and the rest and became Ateez, but I just couldn't figure out how all the robed cult-like people fit into this narrative... and then it dawned on me:

Halazia.

We saw the bluebird at the end of Crazy Form and the shattered Cromer which means the Halazia-squad has been traveling between Worlds and may likely have ended up in the A-World along the way.

I'm not gonna lie: I first thought of this because of Hongjoong's fluffy hat which reminded me of the one he wore in Halazia but once I had it in my brain, I couldn't help but notice various other similarities.

The abandoned building?

Reminiscent of the abandoned mall we grew all too familiar with during that funky little livestream before the release of Halazia.

All the chains randomly hanging from the ceiling?

Reminiscent of the ones they were dragging around in Halazia to chain up the orb.

All the people in robes willingly following them around to commit random crimes like robbing a small store?

Their version of the Black Pirates, aka the robed folks we already saw in Halazia.

Bro, they even brought back the purple lighting and specifically made fun of me personally because I'm too dumb to figure out the meaning behind these numbers.

(I'm kidding, of course, but it really isn't my fault I'm a dumbass.)

All this to say: these two are neither Hongjoong and Seonghwa from Ateez, nor the Black Pirates we've come to know and love, but rather the two we've only met briefly during one of the sickest goddamn MVs I've ever seen while they were performing the most spiritually and spacially transcendent songs I've ever head like holy shit, Halazia still slaps so fucking hard, how did they even come up with this.

Anywho - with this in mind, we can watch the video again and gather hints as to what they're up to in the A-World (besides committing minor felonies here and there).

We begin as follows:

They've ordered one of their people to fasten a tracker to the underside of a black car prior to their arrival on the scene.

Several black-cloaked figures then enter the car and drive away before we cut to the title card.

Matz exit the building and get into the car which is now no longer occupied by at least the two people in the front seats which means there's a small timeskip where we don't know what happened with the car's occupants. I'll get back to this in a moment.

We now see Matz take the front seats right before they get black bags pulled over their heads from the people hidden in the backseat. Clearly, they're not very surprised by this. They knew it would happen. It's part of the plan.

They get chained up and stuffed in the back and taken to a secondary location. (Take note of the blue-and-earthtone palette we've last seen in Halazia.)

Keep in mind that this is a vehicle their own people are able to track. This tells me it's not just the creeps who are after Matz - Matz are also after these creeps. Now, who would Matz have beef with in the A-World, a world they've never been to before?

That's right: Henry Jo, the leader of Skienslavar, aka A-World's Z whose straight up evilness has led to the brainwashing and mass-murder of a huge amount of people in Z-World and, even more so, in their own world where the rebellion failed entirely.

Matz are currently on a mission to take down A-World's Skiensalvar before they can do as much damage as they did back in their own world. And it's this mission that then also leads them, alongside the rest of the Black Pirates, to other worlds as we will see in the future.

Henry Jo last saw Ateez at the museum when they were trying to steal the Cromer to save Yeosang in the Fever Epilogue Diary Entries - hell, he even tried to straight up stab Wooyoung to get his hands on that thing. Naturally, he then also wouldn't shy away from kidnapping any of them to get the current location of the Cromer out of them.

This explains why they're tied to a chair and surrounded by cultists from all angles.

Right after this shot, we get to see yet another group with black hoods march up into the same building. However, unlike the ankle-length robes of the cultists, they're dressed in black pants and hoodies, leaning more toward techwear

They're the Black Pirates who've been tracking the black car they tagged at the beginning of the MV and they're here to free their two kidnapped leaders

Specifically, the Black Pirates head out the moment Seonghwa makes eye contact with one of the cultist's camera lenses, which I can only assume means that this messed-up cult is livestreaming their kidnapping of two young men in their mid-twenties

Likely because they're hoping either of them will say something that will reaffirm the cult's beliefs and thus validate them in the eyes of whatever audience they're trying to reach

Right after this moment, Matz break the chains binding their wrists and jump up from their chairs

We can then see them perform in the same location with some of the other Black Pirates - thus also utilizing the livestreaming equipment that was already set up to, presumably, try to undo whatever harm the preachings of the cult may have done to the current viewership

After leaving the area, Matz seem to teleport out of the premises which is indicated by a negative frame, followed by some skipped frames to create a nice flowy movement out of frame to the right that feels unnatural but seamless

Right after, we get another transitional frame from Matz in the outfits they've been wearing all along to just Seonghwa in a more fancy gold and fur get up

Along the way, we also get to see Matz run through an empty parking garage while some of the other Black Pirates are slowly wandering through a little music store

They're simply looking at all the CDs in the shelves - something they've never seen before after they've been denied access to music their entire lives back in their world

And then Matz arrive and start tearing up the place.

But why? I think it might just be in their character.

When we saw them in Halazia, they were burning their own form black uniforms and now we see them tearing up a store selling the music they once tried to use to form a rebellion. An effort which failed.

They're struggling psychologically, they're traumatized after watching their world fall into the hands of Z, they feel angry and frustrated because they failed to safe their home despite doing everything right: they gathered so many people, organized them, held performances, used music to wake them up and yet... It wasn't enough.

And now, they're risking their lives for alternate versions of the people they failed to safe. And those people will never know how much they did for them.

We already know how different Ateez are from their Z-World counterparts - due to them growing up in A-World, they're more calculated, less provocative, less extreme (Inception vs Thanxx, Guerrilla vs Crazy Form).

Halazia's Ateez seem to be an even more extreme version of Z-World's Ateez - more volatile, maybe even more aggressive, certainly less open to making new friends from what we've seen so far.

This is certainly also highlighted when we listen to the newscaster reporting on a case of two men who mysteriously disappeared after committing arson.

Those two little shits legit set a fire and teleported out of there so they wouldn't get caught... After all that fire in Halazia, I genuinely believe these guys are serial arsonists.

In conclusion: I'm fairly confident in my theory and I think we'll be seeing these crazy guys again very soon; be that with another single or the next Korean mini or full album (though I would also very much appreciate a Japanese comeback tied into the main storyline - they're always underappreciated with any group, it seems).

[theonepiecebrainrotisreal]

YAYYYY YAYYYY YAYYY YIPPEEE YAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

There is nothing but pain and suffering

OUUEGHHH CRADLE THAT BOY ACE T O T!!!! HES NOT DOING SO WELL

bro the striking red exploding from his head is such a good visual, my guy is having the WORST headache of his life T O T

NOOO MAY DAY MAY DAY HIS HAT HAS WELL AND TRULY FALLEN OFF T O T

goooddd the red tinted shadows add to the feeling of danger so welll aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOOOOO MY MAN IS BEING PULLED APART THIS IS SUCH VISCERAL IMAGERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ACE LOOKING SO DAMN WORRIED I JUST WANNA GIVE HIM A LIL KISSIE ON THE CHEEK T O T GAHHH HIS POSE 🥺🥺🥺🥺HES TRYING TO BE SOO UNIMPOSING RN AND ITS WORKING WONDERS

sabo clenching onto aces shirt with all his might while telling him to go away..... ...... .....

NOO THE FACT THAT ACE WUD TOTALLY GO AWAY IF HE CUD T O T!!! EVEN THO HE DOESNT WANT TO LEAVE HIS BROTHER BUT HES CAUSING HIM SM PAIN RN WAHH PANIC EVERYONE STOP PANICKING STOP PANICKING

oh

:O

YIPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

and the crowd gives a big sigh of relief ^ _ ^!!!

weirdly specific but i think the shading screentone looks esp banger on sabo's pole

oeughgh the contast between the dark suffocating colours to the bright empty background was really sooo effective

im a big fan of the bright blue!! adds sum funkiness

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

(┬┬﹏┬┬)

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HUG WITH ALL UR LIFE MY BOY

HES HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE (BOTH OF THEM)

OEGUEGHSEGHSEGUHS THE WAY HE HUGS OVER HIM T O T??? LIKE HES PROTECTRING HIM FROM DA HORRORS OF THE WORLD

nooo noooo noooooooooo stopppp STOPPPP his pupils are so constricted hes actually genuinely holding on for his life and im being 100 pervcent serious rn

GOD DAMNIT SABO WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR UR BAKA BULLSHIT RN

NOOOO HES CRYING NOWW THE SITUATION AND ALL OF ITS INCREDULOUSNESS HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO HIM

im devastated we've returned back to the black bgs nooo i was having sm fun frolicking in light bg land 〒▽〒

bro ace has JUST reuinited with his brother hes protecting that mtherhecker with his LIFE

NOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HES HANDLING HIM WITH SO MUCH CAREEE I DIDNT EVEN KNOWWWW YOU COULD HOIST SOME ONE WITH ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD T O T????????

IM GONJNA GET U WHERY IM GONNA GET U FOR THIS NOOO HES WIPING AWAY HIS TEARS AS HE MAKES A RUN FOR IT

NOOO IM GONNA STARET CRYINGG

NOOO

NOOOOOOOO

MY EYES ARE WETTENING I CANT DO THIS

FOR FRICKS SAKE WHERY U CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOO SABO GOT KNICKED IN DA LEGGGG T O T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i gotta give it to ya, u make the to be continued panels so epic n cool looking that i cant trully be mad atchya for splittin em

IM GIVING MY BEST LUCKS AND WISHES TO ACE o7!!!!!! MAY HE ESCAPE SAFELY!!!!

Beetle Brothers Comic

Chapter 2

{Part 1 || Part 3(coming soon)}

So this is about all the pages ive had doodled up by the time i posted the last chapter of this, so i think the other chapters are def gonna take longer to produce. But ive been little by little finishing up the line art of this post for the past like month or so, and then i absolutely blasted through all the coloring of this in one day.

And in the process of doing all that I kept thinking of more and more things to add, too so. Who knows when this will be over.

Oh well~ what’s another webcomic i start thinking it’ll be a little passion project that turns out to be a huge take on because my ass cant just make short shit.

Check out My Shop too :0 !!!

[pianocat939]

I initially didn't answer the DJ Octavio request on how it was supposed to be but since so many people wanted it unfortunately I've decided to write this unholy mess of a post.

You guys need Marina. Marina is pure, Marina is wholesome.

Tw: honestly nothing I just don't wanna look at this anymore

Yandere DJ Octavio Hcs

Type: Controlling

Look if he literally brainwashed hundreds and thousands of octolings then surely he would be the controlling type.

Bro probably keeps you near his side a lot. That way, he can order you around if he needs you to do something for him.

Yes, you will have a seat at his DJ mech.

Probably serves you food with wasabi in it no matter the circumstances.

You guys have tea parties with Cap'n Cuttlefish (the true boyfriends everybody)

Likes to teach you how to do turf war very well. Oh, and your ink color will always be the magenta color the octarians have.

He's honestly nothing more than a cranky grandpa at this point.

Bro gets hissy pissy if you listen to music that isn't his.

Rants about his days of the Great Turf War every night to the point it gets repetitive.

Gifts you a smaller hat that matches his.

Your wardrobe is mostly going to be magenta, black, grey, and neon green.

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I need to wash away my sins with holy water omg.

You guys are funky for wanting content of an old-ass octopus.

[l-a-l-o-u]

so here's a story about twilight princess

when i first got this game on the wii, it was probably my first RPG and at that point i only knew the sims, barbie pc games, and wii sports resort. i started playing twilight princess at the start of the summer and i progressed VERY slowly even though i was like, sixteen, because i barely knew how games like this worked. at this point i knew NOTHING of zelda lore, i didnt know what the triforce was, i had never heard of ganon, all i knew was 1) sword and 2) green pointy hat. i took a whole day finishing the tutorial in the village and slowly found my way through the first dungeon. i was like, ight this is pretty fun, im excited to go visit the princess now :) and then this game hits me with this fucking portal made of black pixels and distorted music and crazy looking monsters and they seem to kill my friends and kidnap some kids and i have to run after them like ?!?! WHAT is going on!!!! There's a huge wall of darkness here that wasn't there before and there's funky writing on it?? oh FUCK a giant hand cane out of it and brought me in and OH IM A WOLF NOW?? Oh i'm in prison??? I was SO intrigued like you don't even know. Then there's that legendary scene where Midna just shows up and is super cryptic and keeps laughing at you from behind the bars, and I was so interested in this funky little imp girl. It took a really long time for me to get through the sewers, and every time I found one of those guard's ghosts I just had more questions. I finally climbed up to that one door and walked outside. I was on the castle roof. Midna said something like "are you starting to understand now?" and I was like, no, but holy fuck, I need to know more! 

 And then I had to leave for summer camp. I was gone for three weeks, on this really long canoe trip in the middle of nowhere, and during those long hours paddling in the rain to our next camping site all I could think about was WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT? I had the image of the castle's towers, looming in the distant yellow sky, firmly printed inside my mind. I don't remember what my hypotheses were but I came up with a lot of them. Then after three weeks travelling along some rivers and lakes and sleeping in a tent I went back home, and I turned the game back on, holding my breath. I had to make my way across the roof, which took a while, because I had to relearn all the controls. But then you get to that one tower. And you go up the stairs. And there's this woman in a dark room wearing a cloak who sees you come in and is like oh, there you are. Let me tell you how the kingdom fell. My fantasy-loving ass is just there like 😳. You see Zant for the first time in that flashback and there's that blood chilling sound when he's revealed, bro I was Terrified!! And then Zelda pulls down her hood and she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I'm like OH so YOU'RE Zelda. That's YOUR name on the box. I want to be by your side forever please. And you can't talk to her any more than this because the guards are coming and you need to go now!! You need to leave her behind, and then you teleport away and AH!!!!!! I waited three weeks and it was so worth it but this was just the beginning!!! I couldn't fucking believe it!!!! I was literally inside a story like all those books I read, and I was the one figuring stuff out! 

I'll never forget that high it was truly something

[im-the-punk-who]

The Real People of Black Sails!

Here’s a quick(I promise....I promise this is as short as I could make it without leaving out some really choice shit) rundown of all the real historical figures peppered throughout Black Sails! I think I caught them all but if you know of others please mention them and I’ll add them on! Under a readmore because this is....so long y’all.

Pirates & Maroons

Anne Bonny (possibly 1697 – unknown; possibly April 1782) Started life crossdressing at her dad’s behest to avoid his wife(who wasn’t Bonny’s mom), married a guy her dad didn’t like, moved to Nassau. There her husband became a spy for Rogers and Anne was like ‘Not cool bro’. She met Jack, they started fucking, and Anne discovered she was really good at stabbing things. Resumed dressing as a man and started trying to seduce Mary Read who was also dressed as a man. They did indeed fall victim to one of the classic queer blunders. Anyway, Anne’s like ‘it’s not gay I’m a chick!’ And Mary is like ‘really?? Then it’s a little gayer than you realize because I’m a chick too!’ They (probably) start banging. Rackham’s like ‘hang on! I’m the only dick in Anne’s life’ and Mary and Anne are like ‘you sure are’ and Mary shows him her boobs and then they have some sort of complicated and probably not totally consensual threeway. Then they get captured because, Jack is That Guy Who Was Too Drunk To Realize His Ship Was Under Attack and Mary and Anne had to defend the ship against like, a whole other crew. Jack is hung(not a dick joke), but both Anne and Mary plead stays of execution due to pregnancy. Anne disappears but possibly is maybe referred to later. No one knows. Neat!

Edit: According to sources from this post there is a genealogical record that refers to Anne and it records her death as 1782. Very neat!

Israel Hands (c.1701-death unknown) Israel Hands was a real pirate and Blackbeard’s first mate. Not much else is known about where he came from or his life, other than that Blackbeard shot him in the knee at one point while supposedly aiming for another man. ‘Oops my bad this pistol is from like, the 18th century or something.’ While recuperating in Bath he was arrested after Teach’s death but took a pardon in exchange for ratting out the colonial officials who had been bribed by Teach. It’s unknown what happened to him after that although That Book About Pyrites says he died a beggar in London.

Benjamin Hornigold (1680–1719) Horny4gold was one of the most well known and influential pirates of the Golden Age. Most other pirates sailed under him or with him at one point, and he was one of the founders of the Pirate Republic of Nassau. He never attacked british ships during his time as captain so that he could be like ‘but brooooo I was acting in Britain’s Interests!!! Bro!!!!!’ But his co-pirates didn’t like that and eventually voted to replace him with Sam Bellamy. He accepted the king's pardon in 1718 and became a pirate hunter instead. Bummer. He was reportedly killed in a shipwreck.

Okay listen Horingold in any universe is a fucking JOKE I have to share this passage with y’all:

“Hornigold is recorded as having attacked a sloop off the coast of Honduras, but as one of the passengers of the captured vessel recounted, "they did us no further injury than the taking most of our hats from us, having got drunk the night before, as they told us, and toss'd theirs overboard"” WHAT A JOKE.

Dr. Howell - (birth/death unknown) John Howell was a pirate surgeon forced into service by Hornigold sometime in early 1717. He sailed with various pirate crews until October before returning into the service of Governor Rogers.

Ned Low (1690–1724) N’EDWARD. Okay I’m serious again. Born in London, Lowe grew up a thief in a thief family before moving to Boston. His wife died in childbirth in 1719, so he decided ‘fuck it I’ll become a Pirate Captain’ and did just that. He was known for torturing the people on board the ships he captured before murdering them and burning the ship. Interestingly though, Lowe was known to have a huge amount of regret over abandoning his daughter when he turned pirate, and wouldn’t force married men into his service. He also reportedly would allow women to return to port safely. Because of his numerous captures and cruelties, he was one of the most well known pirates in his day. There are differing reports about Low’s death - some say his crew mutinied and marooned him and he was subsequently hung, others say his ship sunk in a storm, and some say he just straight up disappeared. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jack Rackham - (December 26, 1682 – November 18, 1720) Really a pirate, really named himself after a housecat pattern. (No, okay, he didn’t, it was because of his threads. But wouldn’t the cat thing fit too?) Sailed with Vane, Anne Bonny, and Mary Read. Was mostly known for being That Guy Who Was Too Drunk To Realize His Ship Was Under Attack and being Anne and Mary’s captain. He was captured and sentenced to hang after the aforementioned Drunk Blunder in 1720.

Mary/Mark Read - (1685 – 28 April 1721) Much like Anne Bonny, Mary dressed as a boy for much of her youth so a parent could swindle someone out of money. From her teenage years on she continued dressing as a man to find work in the military and as a sailor. She did marry but her husband died young and so she decided to become a pirate. Like ya do. She accepted the king’s pardon in 1718, then mutinied on the privateer she was aboard, once again becoming a pirate. Because pirates are sexy. In 1720 she joined Jack Rackham’s crew and sailed with him and Bonny. Cue the whole ‘Hey you’re hot, also I’m a woman.’ ‘Oh, hey, same hat!’ with Anne. In November of 1720, Rackham’s ship was captured. Mary died of a fever in prison(likely due to her pregnancy) in 1721.

Edward Teach - (c. 1680 – 22 November 1718) He started piracy sailing under Hornigold, and built the fleet alongside him and Stede Bonnet until Hornigold retired. COOL fact about Blackbeard is he was a MASTER showman who liked to light slow burning fuses under his hat to scare his enemies, and he relied more heavily on creating an image his prizes feared than violence. He did a lot of cool shit including ransoming the entire town of Charles Town and annoying the shit out of Woodes Rogers before settling in Bath and later dying of like, a shit ton of wounds while battling Lieutenant Maynard. The battle on Roger’s ship is pretty much what happened minues the keelhauling. Afterwards he was beheaded, his head hung from the bow of Maynard’s ship, and his body was thrown in the bay in Bath, where it’s said his ghost still haunts! Funky!

Charles Vane - (1680 – 29 March 1721)  Really a pirate captain! Known for being Not A Nice Dude. Sailed with Henry Jennings, Edward England and Jackie Rackhammie. He led the pirates in resisting Rogers in Nassau, and yeah he really did light a ship on fire and 18th centuryeet it into Rogers’ line in order to escape. There’s a note that he returned to Nassau to get married but I couldn’t find any info on who he married so he’s gay now. That’s a rule I just made up. Anyway so at one point his ship got into a fight with another ship and Vane ordered a retreat and the crew was like ‘this is BOOshit’ and voted him out in favor of Jack Rackham. Ouch. Vane and some of the crew that supported him left aboard the Katherine(I believe) but then they got caught in a storm that said ‘fuck you specifically to Charles Vane,’ and he was marooned on an island. He survived! Just long enough for a British ship to stop at the island for him to attempt to board, get caught, and then hung. Deus ex piratica.

(Honorary mentions)

John Silver + Captain Flint (sort of but I’m not kidding!) Okay so of course there are a bunch of suspected origins of the characters of Captain Flint and Long John Silver, but the one I like the most is of two brothers - one of whom had a peg leg! - who captured an enormous Spanish treasure and buried it near Ocracoke island. Their names were John and Owen Lloyd. (And yes, John was the one-legged brother.) In 1750 a Spanish treasure fleet named the Flotas de Indias attempted to sail from Havana to Spain in late August, and three ships were wrecked during a hurricane. By a stroke of luck, the Lloyd brothers had been blown to the same inlet as the wrecked ships Guadalupe and Soledad , and managed to convince the Captain to hire them to transport the treasure to Norfolk. 

But of course because they thought the Spanish SUCKED they said ‘psyche’ and just fucked off with it while the Captain was fighting Bureaucratic red tape in North Carolina. Iconique. Owen Lloyd reportedly buried the treasure on Norman Island and  the pair became folk heroes in the area, particularly in St. Kitts.  (P.s., the Stevenson family ran a sugar production business on St. Kitts, and R.L. Stevenson’s great grandfather worked there as early as 1773 - just 25 years after the epic heist. COOL STORY BRO.)

Captain Throckmorton (Okay not really but I just love this guy’s name) Okay so this guy wasn’t really a pirate captain but he was a Steamboat captain in the 1830s and his name is just too ridiculous for someone to make up. Toot toot, motherfucker.

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Queen Nanny(Maroon Queen/Madi) (c. 1686 – c. 1755) The spiritual, cultural, and military leader of the Windward Maroons (who the Black Sails Maroons are based on.) She led them alongside her ‘brother’ Quao although the relationship between them isn’t known. Exact information about her origins are not known but best guess is that she was of royal lineage from present-day Ghana, born sometime in the 1680’s. She did have a husband named Adou(who may have been the same person as Quao? I’ve read conflicting stuff), but they had no children. Many of the guerilla warfare tactics we now think of as common practice were developed by Queen Nanny and the other Maroons in their fight against British incursions. (The trap that Flint lays, covering themselves with paint and leaves, and the pits the Maroons lay in the forest are tactics known to have been used by the Windward Maroons.)

Nanny was a fucking legend okay a LEGENDS ONLY legend. She was one of the most instrumental people in preserving African culture among freed slaves and Maroons, and in encouraging the resistance to slavery in the Bahamas and surrounding areas. She was one of three leaders of the First Maroon War (which the war in Black Sails is based on). She initially refused to sign the treaty offered to Cudjoe because she knew the British were losing and was like ‘Why????? Would I surrender???? In a war??? I’m winning?????’

Anyway Queen Nanny was a fucking badass please read every piece of literature you can find on her. (You should absolutely read her full bio because she was fucking badass.)

Cudjoe (not exactly, but Julius is very close) (c. 1690s – 1764) Likely a freeborn son of one of the original escaped slaves turned Maroons, Cudjoe is hailed as one of the greatest Maroon leaders(after Queen Nanny). Much like in Black Sails, these original Maroons were slaves who escaped or overran their masters, forming free communities in the Mountains of Jamaica. The treaty in Black Sails is based on the one Cudjoe negotiated with the British, wanting an ‘honorable peace’ with the enemy, rather than the continued war and better terms that Queen Nanny and Quao wanted. (sound familiarrrrrr?) I do want to note that by the end of his life he became completely disillusioned with the idea that the British should be reasoned with and basically started fights with every British superior he could.

The English, Spanish, and Scottish!

The Guthries So while there wasn’t ever a female head of the Guthrie clan in Nassau, the Guthries were a Scottish merchant clan who emigrated to Boston around 1652 due to religious and racial persecution. While most of the family stayed around Pennsylvania and Massachusetts, John Guthrie moved to Virginia and his brother James Guthrie moved to Bermuda sometime after 1683.

(James Guthrie of Suffolk County, Massachusetts was listed in the will of John Richardson, dated 7 May 1683, in which Richardson says, “I give and bequeath unto James Guthrie all I have in the world except twenty shillings to buy John Harris a ring and ten shillings to buy John Kyte a ring.” This was witnessed by John Raynsford and John Ramsey.) Fellas is it gay.

Anyway, between Virginia and Boston and James’ ties in the Bermuda islands, the family made a shit ton fencing pirated goods during the Golden Age of Piracy, particularly from the Pirate Republic of Nassau.

A John Guthrie(likely a son of James’) was also a Colonel who was part of the peace talks with Cudjoe and the Maroons. Neat!

James Oglethorpe (22 December 1696 – 30 June 1785) Okay listen Oglethorpe was COOL AS FUCK. He is the founder of the colony of Georgia and is imo who Thomas Hamilton is probably based on. Oglethorpe was a HUGE humanitarian and even before he decided to form an entire colony around people not owning slaves. He advocated for better conditions for sailors, and prison reform. In 1732 he read a letter by a slave in Maryland named Ayuba Suleiman Diallo and on the spot decided slavery was terrible, divested himself of his stock in the African Trading Company, and resolved to include a law banning slavery in Georgia to the colony’s charter. Radical, man.

Speaking of Georgia, and specifically his plantation near Savannah, Oglethorpe actively spoke with the native Yamacraw who populated the land to ask permission and trade for the land he sought to build Georgia on. His plantation was meant to help debtors in London, released without any support, from falling back into debt and offering them a way forward to landownership through indentured servitude. I highly recommend anyone interested in early attempts at an equality based colonial system read up on the original charter of Georgia. (Of course there were still problems, but Oglethorpe was one of the most prominent proponents of a non hierarchical society - including limits to the acreage any person could own based on how helpful that land was to the people who worked it, and communal resources.) Oglethorpe was also a lifelong friend with Tomochichi, the chief of the Yamacraw, and worked very closely with him on colonial-indigenous relations.

Vincente de Raja (birth/death unknown) He was the real Governor and military Captain of Cuba from 1716-1717. He was a devoted pirate hunter and encouraged Spanish privateering against the pirates. Due to an attempt by Spain to increase tobacco profits at the expense of the farmers, there was a large revolt which resulted in many of the Cuban officials, including Raja, being replaced. 

William Rhett (4 September 1666 – 12 January 1723) He was a merchant captain and plantation owner in Carolina who served in the colonial militia and hunted pirates. He captured Stede Bonnet and was probably just as much of an asshole as he is in the show.

Woodes Rogers - (c. 1679 – 15 July 1732) The Governor of Nassau who was largely responsible for ending piracy in the Bahamas. He really did offer a universal pardon, which a large number of the pirates took. Fun fact: before he was Governor, he rescued Alexander Selkirk, who is believed to be the guy Robinson Crusoe is based off of! Neat! He really did have a brother who really did die during his privateering exploits which also really did leave him ‘disfigured’. He got sued by his crew, went bankrupt, wrote a book, got famous for writing the book, and he really did have a wife named Sarah whom he divorced shortly after all this happened. He then became Governor of Nassau for the first time. This first term did end in him being imprisoned for debts incurred defending the island from Vane and Teach and the Spanish, but he was released, helped write that most famous A General History of the Robberies and Murders of the Most Notorious Pyrates, and became governor again in 1728. He died in 1732 of just plain exhaustion from dealing with the bureaucracy. Alexa play tiny violin.

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Sorry that I'm a bit late to this, I didn't forget about it, I just waited to get home so that I can sit down and analyze it-

First of all, JIGKFZDUFUFIGIVIBIVUFZDFUVKVJDZSRSTXZVIVLGKVUCUFZXUCIBKBKVUFZFZVJVKVKVUFZDTDTXZFIHIBIBIBIVUCZDTSTCZVJVKBKNINIBUVZCZCZVUBIBKBKVJCZCJ-

OK OK OK THIS IS DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE DRAWING OF YOURS SO FAR-

AAAAAAAA RMB IT LOOKS SO DOPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro I need to divide this analysis into sections hold on...

1.) Background

Love the Freya reference and the Squidward one. Also, who's grave is that on the right? I know for a fact that you wouldn't add a regular looking grave amongst jokes and references without there being a good reason behind it. I think it's Trucy's because of the T, the 19 and the thing on it resembles a flower. Imagine dancing at the graveyard you got burried at, now as a ghost, 60-ish years later lmao... that must be... weirdly euphoric? Also love the silly ghosts, the top red one reminds me of those Pacman villains. :D

2.) FUNKY OUTFIT TIMEEEE!!!

My oc Fashion loving heart has been fed with a five course meal. THEY'RE SLAYINGGGGGG!!! I was really hoping that you'd make Elly's hair resembles Beetlejuice's and I'm SO SO SO glad you did because it suits Elly really well, I kinda wanna draw her like that but in her regular design... Also, as I predicted, she looks amazing in a suit. Elly's swag is UNMATCHED. I feel like Trucy's hair is supposed to be shorter in this, and it looks very cute. I also LOVE her fit, the fishnets really pull it all together. On the other hand the light blue details look kinda off, I wouldn't necessarily remove them, but more so adjust them somehow and maybe add something light blue to her hair to balance it, but that's just me being nitpicky. I like how you drew the ruffles, they look nice. Also, I always forget to mention it but I think you should make Trucy's eyelashes more of a dark yellow, unless I zoom in they're hardly visible next to her hair or skin. I remember that I made them black because of this.

3.) Expressions/Poses

I am in love with Elly's smug face. She knows exactly how much she's slaying. You go girl!!! Although maybe you should've added an outline to her mouth, it kinda blends in with her pale skin if you ain't looking at it closely. The poses are good too, very dynamic!! Your hand drawing skills are getting better too, this is gonna sound weird but I like how Trucy's hand on the right looks, that's your best hand so far.

4.) Misc.

I always forget how Elly and Trucy are next to each other size wise, I always assume that Trucy is more tiny but nah she's not that much smaller than Elly. I like Trucy's glow and how she doesn't have a shadow unlike Elly.

I need a hots musical so bad now... they're having so much fun... I need an Elly and Dan duet now where they're wearing top hats and swinging caine's around... that will never happen but y'know they'd look cute-

I love how lively the whole piece feels, the colors look so nice together, it's such eye candy to me... since the background is so dark the stuff in the foreground really POPS which is really good!

I just noticed that the other ghosts are looking at these two, lmao they're like bro it's 1 am stop disturbing our peace with ur theater kids shenanigans /j/j/j 💀💀💀

Well RMB, you DID make it and you SHOULD believe it! I'm proud of your progress, and I'm proud that I was there along the way. To another great year or art!!

>:D 💜💜💜💙💙💙

Do you hear that sound?

That beautiful sound?

The sound of a scream, is music to me

A sound that says fifteen years full-time therapy

Trauma and fear, it sings in my ear

Ain't it the sweetest noise around, that beautiful sound?

Here it finally is!!!

I'll be honest I originally wasn't sure I was gonna be able to finish this by Halloween and I somehow managed to finish it a week early, this is definetley one of my favorite drawings I've ever made, I love everything about it.

A few fun facts:

I was origanlly gonna do both clothes based on the Bitelchus musical, but then I decided to base Elly's clothin on Cartoon BJ instead, the only remenant from this original idea is the open jacket instead of a buttoned one.

Trucy's clothing on the other hand stayed as musical Lydia, but because I was having so mych trouble finding good reference for her clothes I thought she had fishnets also in the arms, a detail which I kept because I liked the idea.

Instead of keeping the color schemes faitful to the characters I made Elly's clothing using only purples and Trucy's using only blues, the background on the other hand, with the exception of the moon and the ghosts, is made out of diferent greens for that Beetlejuice feel.

I don't know how noticiable it is, but Trucy's fishnets are made using a diferent brush from the one I normally use.

Each tombstone has a different mesage written on it, most of them are jokes however.

I know that I said that Dan was the only ghost that looks like a cartoon ghost, but I really didn't feel like designing a bunch of human ghosts just for this, just don't thing too much about it, ok?

This post is going up on the 25th of october of 2024, Elly's (and Dan's) original posts went up on the 5th of june of 2023 and Trucy's went up on the 29th of july of 2023, it's legit shocking to me how much my art has evolved and improved in just over a year, if you told me I had made this I woudn't have belive you.

I remeber how afraid I was at the start about my posting them thinking they looked bad and that people weren't gonna like them, and i'm not gonna act as if they became super popular or anything, but the reception of those few people was so positive that it pushed me to keep working on them and on the ideas I had for them, unknowingly improving my skills and starting to find joy in something I was originally so scrared of.

Thanks so much to everyone who made this posible, and taugh me that is worth doing it, even if it looks bad or if you're scared, I trully coudn't have made this without any of you! Here's for another great year of art!!!💜💜💜💜

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Time for Luffy's fashion exam! Now, I'll be honest, I did skip an outfit because I decided I will be ending this whole thing with the Strawhat fashion show in Episode of Luffy. Also, sorry for the posting gap, I remembered I have other unfinished post sets. That being said, this is a very long one so let's do this!

Kid Luffy, Post-Enies Lobby & Fish-Man Island: I think it's super cute when Luffy has white t shirts with red based logos because it reminds me of the first picture. Makes him look baby plus, they can always be found in cute domestic EPs or fun, cute flashbacks. The shorts change over time and that's also kinda cute, a range of cuffs is a nice change up. It's nice to see the red contrast the blue shorts and the white is a nice color on him cos it contrast his hair!

Romance Dawn, Enies Lobby, Thriller Bark, Sabaody Archipelago, Amazon Lily, Marineford & last Dressrosa outfit: This look is the pre Luffy look. It's the pre Timeskip look everyone thinks of is cuffed shorts, Kimono sandels and sleeveless vest (and Strawhat, obviously) but have you ever seen them all in a line? It's mad. Each outfit is the same basic look bit more are more spicy each time! I like the Thriller Bark and Sabaody Archipelago looks a little bit more cos it's nice to see that jacket open and it feels like he was trying something new. I also feel that the buttons on the jacket look like the ones on Shanks' pegged ankle sailor pants when we first see him so that's cool. (it took me hours to find the name for his trousers, oh my fucking god) The last Dressrosa outfit feels like a nice callback to the rest of the line up here without being too much cos it's just a red vest top instead and I do find it funny it's like the Enies Lobby and it's used in Dressrosa because of the jokes people make about Robin and Law being so similar.

Timeskip: This is it lads, it's the one true icon itself, the post look! ☺️ When I sit back and look at it I see all the people this look is influenced by and want to cry at how masterful it really is. (Now, I do wanna say that I didn't come up with this nor am I the first to say it and I am definitely probably looking too much into this but) The yellow belt is taken from Shanks' red belt the first time we see him and the Shanks look Luffy is more familiar with. Now onto the jacket. I know it won't stand out as to why for most but it's Ace inspired! When Ace leave to become a pirate, the start of his adventure, he has his jacket open and Luffy having his jacket open also shows his scar from the ending of Ace's adventure. I also really appreciate how no one hides scars in this anime. Also, someone said that the style of the jacket and it's fancy frills could be in reference to Sabo's little jabot collar and honestly I do see it. it's quite subtle unlike Shanks' but not as hard to catch as Ace's so I enjoy thinking that it's there too. Lastly, he still has his cuffed shorts and kimono sandels because it's still Luffy's outfit at the end of the day and he is still who is is, just with a stronger appreciation of what people have done for him now. It's also his colour pallette for the pure fact he is the main character n needs his pallet. also sometimes he just has normal wooden sandels but the same outfit sometimes, it's a small detil a lot of people overlook but I prefer the sound of his Kimono sandels 😊

Dressrosa: I love this outfit cos it's stilly but also has very nice vibes. Looks ready for the beach but is really throwing hands and that's the best kind of outfit, it's a nice expectation subversion tbh. I also like how he tried to hide the Straw hat but not... All of it? And I love how the crew didn't actually question it either. It would have been super easy for one of them to just tell him to leave it behind or something but I do really love how respectful they always are of the hat. I myself have a hat that's super important to me and when I loose it I go mad.

Whole Cake Island: I love this arc for outfits! I swear if the actual content of it doesn't kill me, the act looks will 😭 it's all so magical and it knows it is! Like I said before, white is a good color on him as he has black hair but for the same reason, so is black! In this arcs outfit range, the Staw hat seems almost invisible and his outfit gets less and less 'Luffy' as the arc gose on showing this is not about him. He's not the focus of this arc and you can see that in a lot of the outfits thb. I also like the lack of blue and yellow, 2/3 of his colors as Sanji is often associated with those too as we've talked about before. Also, I like the little red strips on the white jacket with the gold buttons, idk why and I think it's nice that the last 2 outfits are so simple in general, it's a nice look for him. oh, what's that? A Pink jabot? Your killing me Lu, straight up killing me here lil' bro! Side note, is this the first time in canon Luffy has worn a suit jacket or is it the only time I've noticed? Cos DAMM!! Shits sick as fuck and I actually love that when wearing a suit jacket as such he always keep short on 😆

Spa Island, Z's Ambition & Strong World: WHOS READY FOR A RELAXING SUNNY DAAAYY!? (pun not intended but very much enjoyed) I actually adore the fact Luffy still tries to go swimming cos it was his favourite thing to do as a kid so like fuck Luffy is gonna give up on that. He's got his safety measures ready, what more do you want from him? I mean I personally want him not to swim with his hat on cos it's litrally Staw and that's not good for water but anyway Z's Ambition, am I right!? The top is so fucking cute and I just noticed those shorts are also ✨designer✨ fancy man!! Now, the pic of Zoro is the one I missed out before and it's also from Z's Ambition. I love that Luffy has the shark top but Zoro has the ocean shorts. I really love Zoro in this purple cos and thick white stripes really work with the ocean waves. It's really well put together and hes got dark brown sandels on to off set all the white but keep the purple from being a stand out color, it's cool! Than the last Luffy looks like he's at a fashion show. It looks like the shorts come from a kids set the shark top belongs to. Imagine those together, it'd be so cute. However, it isn't an ocean patten, those are clouds cos Nami has a bikini top with the same pattern in Skypiea and it's actually one of my favourites for her.

Boss Luffy Historical Special! This filler AU is so much fun, I think any it a lot. He has his hair up in that super cute and useless way that doesn't actually do much but I do have my hair like that a lot n it's just... nice? Idk, it's strange buy I like he did that. I really enjoy his Kimono more that the actual Wano one cos it's a lot more simple look. The Sai being tucked in in that way is also cool but kinda makes it look like it's stabbing him a bit 👁️👄👁️. I like the pin strips being like a faded purpleish cos if you just glance at it, it makes it look it fuzzy. The belt also looks very nice with the middle ligter bit. It really feels like the Wano one was inspired by this is a way cos of the color matches. Like, it's probably not but still.

3D2Y, Adventure of Nebulandia 😍 & Heart of Gold: Hat-less Luffy is both a sin and a blessing. Regardless, I LOVE OP BOYS IN HOODIES!! I had to show you this specific the 3D2Y because we don't see the hood and it's soooo cute cos it a paw 😍 but also 😬 cos it's like... Kuma's paw the thing that cause 3D2Y in the first place. But that's also why it's so cool at the same time and AHHHHHH 😄 Now! On to Nebulandia! I really like this movie but also in canon, how does he have that jumper? Who made it for him and can I have one? It's Usopp flag design so I guess it could be him but he doesn't seem the type. Point is I want one. Last of this set is some really cosy outfits!! "How much fur?" "Yes" am I right? Like the first one is sooooo cosy with all the fur! Plus, a funky new bamboo hat, always a good thing to have a new hat. I appreciate that you can see the zips on these too. Then the orange turtle neck one with little fluffy bits is just here cos it's so out of his usual looks, I had to at least mention it.

Strong world & Film Z: The shorts on the first one are really cute cos it's a light rosey pink with red fur and just a plain solid dark blue colour jacket works really well. Not to mention the fact he has a super cute orange and yellow flight helmet hat with goggles on under the Staw hat. The 2 bag straps also make an X which is a nice detail. The 2nd outfits in this movie are super fuckin cool ngl. It's so strange to see them all dress in black and have guns but I like the red shirt for him with the yellow highlighted parts. Makes the Straw hat actually work with the outfit instead of ignoring it. Film Z brings us the same flight helmet hat just brighter and without the goggles but also opens with this T-Shirt and Luffy being silly with it. I think that's the only reason to mention it, it's funny. Then the obligation pirate outfit, always stunning plus the meat belt.

Film: Gold & Stampede (also used in Cidre Guild): these are my top 3 Luffy outfits no matter what else I see. I love the straw cowboy hat sooooo much cos it's very Luffy. I like the balls they has as a team to choose white for all of them, considering they are all quite messy people, living for that dad shirt and I like the Golden chain around his neck but am always confused as to why it was never used against him. Like dude could and should have tried to choke him at least once, right? Anyway, the dress! Now, the dress isn't actually that good but it's my favourite because it shows how Luffy has no fucks about gendered things. On to of that, a big pink flower is wonderful and look at his confidences in it, he's so proud of it the boom, Nami told him he can't wear it! Lastly, the Stampede outfit!!! Just like the Nebulandia jumper, I have no idea who made it but it's irrelevant cos it's beautiful and I want it so badly. I like that it's white and red stripes, gives thenprefect vibes for Stampedes opening. The shirt is actually too big for him, you can see on his arms but it's actually super cute. I love the simple look of these shorts then the fact his yellow belt is replaced with white bandages and the black on the kimono sandels are now red? It's such a simple pallet and it's truly the best!

I also just wanna add, I think it's really cute when Luffy has the Straw hat on his back just cos his hair is really cute. Idk why, it's looks kinda cursed but cute at the same time

This post took 2 weeks or so to make and we made listening to the complete BNHA soundtrack, film gold OST and Sonic generations vol.1

Sanji

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Follow up of Adeleines opinions on the helpers :) (stuff in parenthesis is the ability they have)

Blade Knight (Sword): 7/10 Mysterious little dude:

He’s cool! He’s kinda hard to understand at times (he’s got a thick accent, idk what kind), but he’s very nice! He’s got a lot of standards when it comes to swordsmanship and is very strong! He’s working on showing Adeleine the proper stances for sword fighting (it’s possible for her to emulate that style with her paintbrush, minus the cutting ability of a real sword).

Chilly (Ice): 9/10 Snowed Man!!

Snowed man friend!!!! He’s very serious about things but he’s a good friend! Only problem is he has to stick around Adeleines Ice Dragon drawing to prevent the poor guy from melting (they’re working on finding an eternal ice that won’t melt so he can stay cold!). He likes to make snow cones!!! (Which are hella good btw)

Bio spark (Ninja): 8/10 Speedy!!!

One of the fastest helpers around! They’re speedy, sneaky, and all around a mysterious little dude! They have a habit of showing up so quietly that nobody notices for a good couple minutes before they’re just like “I wasn’t even hiding I’ve been standing here this whole time.” Overall, odd but kind little friend!

Birdon (Wing): 7/10 Soft birdie!!!

They’re just a little birdie!!! Birdons probably the most carefree helper out of the bunch, and they like relaxing really high up (much to Adeleines dismay). They tend to make stuff out of the feathers they shed (and they shed very often), so they’re always giving friends bracelets, headgear, jewelry, and such made out of their feathers. Adeleine actually has a coat lined with their feathers and it’s SUPER warm! They’re a little strange (and Kawasaki keeps trying to cook them [see: Star Allies title screen skits]) but they’re a wonderful buddy!

Wester (Whip): 9/10 Yeehaw man!!!!

Dude is legit just a very small cowboy. He cannot help his smallness... He’s agile and absolutely has an accent when he talks. He’s a little chaotic, but has a good heart. Probably taught Adeleine how to mount and ride a grizzo just for fun. She’s got a cowboy hat he made for her!

Plugg (Plasma): 10/10 Old friend!

She’s known Plugg since Crystal Shards! The two are good friends and Plugg likes to paint with her! He’s got some... interesting ways of painting (sticking his entire face into paint and then running facedown on the canvas), but he’s a lovely friend! He likes to run around a lot tho, probably because he’s constantly generating electricity and needs to burn it off so it doesn’t overload him. Will absolutely charge electrical devices without a second thought.

Como (Spider): 6/10 Spider...

While they’re similar to Taranza, they have a lot more spider tendencies, and therefore kinda scared Adeleine. She’s tolerable of them (more so than Susie), but tries to keep her distance. They’re helpful and are very very very sweet!!! They just tend to do creepy spider things and it freaks her out...

Bugzzy (Suplex): 7/10 Massive bug dude

He’s like... huge. Closer to, if not taller, than Adeleines height. He has very sharp pincers on the front of his face, and they can be painful when used, so he either wraps them in bandaging or puts rubber caps over them! That way he can grab and hold friends without harm! He’s oddly cuddly and likes to carry people around (not neccisarily throwing them) in his pincers. Overall, big doofus bug who has lots of love.

Broom Hatter (Clean): 8/10 Clean freak

Literally cannot handle dirty shit. At all. Has the urge to clean everything. Perks are that they keep the base everyone hangs out in super duper clean! Adeleines taught them to draw and it helps them not want to compulsively clean everything. They make really pretty art!

Poppy Bros Jr. (Bomb): 9/10 Funky lad!

He’s got an older brother of the same name (Poppy Bros Sr.) and he’s a boss in training! One day he hopes to be just as good as his brother! Dude is ultra high energy (which is why he’s always hopping around) and tends to be a little obnoxious. They can’t entirely help it, they’re just energetic! They’ve taught Adeleine how to yeet explosives and she’s genuinely good at it!

Rocky (Stone): 7/10 He is literally just a rock

Sentient rock! He’s a little slow and can’t really talk, but he’s a buddy! He likes to just turn into his stone form and just sit like that. It’s comfy and feels like home to him. Will not hesitate to use himself as a step or a seat for someone if needed. He also gives everyone hes friends with a special rock! Adeleines has marbling to it and looks absolutely beautiful!

Waddle Doo (Beam): 8/10 Funky little man!

He’s got only one eye and therefore has poor eyesight. You’d think one eye would be better, but nope! He wears essentially one huge contact lens to help! They’re buddies with Parasol Dee and Bandee!!! Doo is on the calmer side of the group, and tends to not be so insanely high strung. He’s still a little anxious, but he’s better at covering it than the other. He hangs out with Wester sometimes (whip-like attack squad)

Chef Kawasaki (Cook): 2/10 Hes creepy and I don’t like him.

He has this weird... unsettling energy about him. He’s tried to cook both Coo and Birdon more than once and she genuinely doesn’t like being around him. He makes good food, which has stopped him from being a 0/10 in her book, but thats it. He’s only there because Kirby thought he’d be a nice addition and everyone knows that if Kawasaki crosses the line he will get booted on the spot. (Kirby has standards too!)

Gim (Yo-yo): 7/10 Hes just a robot huh.

He’s kinda strange, and doesn’t appear to have a lot of feeling, but Gims really nice! He likes to show people all the tricks he can do with his yo-yo (which is surprisingly a lot) and gives all his friends a yo-to so they can do the tricks along with him (Adeleines is teal with red and black stripes. It’s also got a couple paint splotches on it that we’re added on purpose).

Burning Leo (Fire): 8/10 Toasty heater child!

They’re small and warm!!! All the time!!! They like to be held and snuggle up to cold stuff because it’s the same feeling as snuggling up to warm stuff for humans. REEEEAAALLLYYY wants to hug Chilly but there is the very real possibility that Chilly will literally melt so he holds off from that. Adeleine tends to be cold and likes to hold Leo like a hot water bottle. He’s learned how to make his head fire harmless so people can hold him and not get burned!!

Driblee (Water): 9/10 Oh my god they’re adorable!

Sothisispartiallyjustmebecauseilovethewaterabilityimsorry They’re a little lizard mermaid! They adore swimming more than you’d think and hold pool parties!! They hang around Chilly because their water tends to be on the colder side and Chilly can use them to reform melted bits of Adeleine can’t get Ice Dragon to do it. They’re actually made entirely out of water! They can literally transform back into water by going into water. This also means that they can conform to spaces not meant for them like bottles and containers. They like to make drinks for people since the water they use for attacking is some of the cleanest water out there! (It also tastes super fucking good)

Bonkers (Hammer): 7/10 Kinda scary...

He’s big, taller than Adeleine (especially if he stands fully upright), and has an intimidating look, but he’s all bark and no bite! Dude is literally just a ball of sunshine! He likes to carry people around and will 100% shield someone from attacks (he’s sturdy!!!). He’s helping Adeleine with her strength because she’s fragile and a little scrawny and he’s all muscle (shes gotten a lot better!). Shes got her own lightweight hammer he lets her use so she can get a little stronger!

Sir Kibble (Cutter): 9/10 Smol knight!

He cannot help his size... but he’s tough! He also has no fucking braincells and does not think but he’s a good boy! He likes to headbutt people but his helmet poses a problem (it literally has a blade attached to it) so he puts a padded pool noodle over it to protect others (the padding is so the noodle doesn’t get chopped from the blade itself when force is applied). He’s just a little dude with no thoughts... head empy...

NESP (ESP): 4/10 They talk too much and know stuff about me that I never told them.

Strange and not very cool :( They have a tendency to read other people’s minds because they purposefully don’t tune their thoughts out and therefore know a lot of stuff they really shouldn’t. They also don’t know how to keep their mouth shut. Thankfully they’re just funky from psychic power and on a good day they’re kinda nice to be around!

Vividria (Artist): 10/10 THATS MY ADOPTED SISTER!!

They’re siblings. Drawcia adopted Adeleine as one of her own and that makes Vividria her sis! They paint together and Vividria kinda sticks up for Adeleine in more dicey fights because of Adeleines low HP. They’re the bestest of friends and are super cool with one another! She’s still growing and is one day gonna reach Drawcias size!! (If we put it into normal heights [Adeleine being 5’3” and Kirby being 1’8”] Drawcia is over double Kirby’s height. Probably closer to 3-4 feet)

Parasol Waddle Dee (Parasol): 9/10 Oh my god they’re just a smol friend...

Dee is literally almost as high strung and anxious as Bandee but they’re so sweet!! They like rain!! They also give parasols to all their friends! (Adeleines is teal with paint splotches!) They tend to nap a lot and will totally join cuddle piles. On hot days they’ll utilize the chumbrella as a big shade for everyone in the nap pile. Just a squishy little dee!!!!!

Knuckle Joe (Fighter): 10/10 Hes super supportive and nice!

He saw how fragile Adeleine was and said “aight so I may not be a master but I’m gonna teach this kid how to fight” and didn’t wait for any objections. Once a week he goes out into the forest with Adeleine and shows her how to fight like him! Physical combat is important!!! She can’t fire off energy blasts or deal lightning speed punches, but she’s getting there! He’s ultra supportive of everyone and loved to teach people stuff!!! He care about everyone!!!!

Beetley (Beetle): 8/10 Why is he so angy!!

Always grumpy. He says it’s because he keeps losing to Bugzzy but it’s just because he’s super small and gets picked up like a burger all the time (if you didn’t wanna be held like a burger don’t be burger shaped idiot). Isn’t aggressive but will headbutt people with the blunt end of his horn when he’s being extra grouchy. Adeleine likes picking him up because he gets all stiff like a ferret (when you pick them up and they stick their feet’s up all stiff).

Jammerjab (Staff): 9/10 Funky but fun!

Was originally really wary of them because of the whole Void Termina thing and their assosciation with the bad guys wasn’t a good thing but they’re super cool! They’re graceful and like to stand on their staff a lot. They also help the smaller helpers get stuff up high (they themselves are small but their staff can extend a lot so they can use that for extra height). They let Adeleine use their staff and she’s not that good at it (she always whacks herself in the face while trying to use it) but it’s a nice gesture! They know a lot about the Jambastion and like to tell people all the wacky secrets it holds (like how Hyness has an entire room full of just robes that all look the exact fucking same or how theres a specific set of hallways that move and change to get trespassers lost in them). Honestly a fun little guy to be around

[greenbriar-j]

some more oc info:

Y Nhi’s funky habits:

Feels like everyone around her acts like their happiness is dependent on her behavior. Will grudgingly do what she thinks they want her to just to save the headache of an argument

Lets people talk over her in a conversation. Like, she stews about it, but what’s she going to do, really?

Gets twitchy if anyone moves a little rushed or aggressively, especially if it’s loud and accompanied by sighing

Hides her hobbies and pretends not to be super into whatever it is she’s super into. Also never talks about her own emotions bc she’s been invalidated one too many times

Does not touch other people’s belongings without their explicit permission

If Vinny’s stuff is taking up the whole table, she’ll just eat on the floor rather than move his stuff for table space (When he wakes up from his nap and sees her enjoying dinner on the floor, he’s very ?????) 

Covers up acne/eczema scars with her hair and clothes whenever possible

Anything potentially correlated with the word “clingy” is a no-go

Is SO FAR from Vinny during movie night and he’s like “please can i have a cuddle” And she just “no.” but her head is like “dear god, same.”

Narrates her life in mini songs sometimes bc it’s better than random screeching (though she also randomly screeches sometimes)

Apologizes for random things. Minor inconvenience occurs and she immediately claims the blame 

Buys everything she can in blues and purples. A quality color combo (for vinny, she buys stuff in red and black consistently, but neither of them have noticed)

Vinny’s funky habits:

The more he likes you, the more he’ll tease you. The bro will tailor it specifically to things y’all have talked about too so it usually doesn’t cross boundaries

Anything correlated to the word “soft” is generally a no-go (in public) - His last gf went off about how she fell for the Bad Boy image he gives off and was totally turned off when he turned out to be a soft boi who loves his grandmother and Jesus more than he liked her. And he’s still going to love his grandma and Jesus more than any girl, but like. He’s very dismissive of Y Nhi in public until she freaks out about it

Ex: “Ah, her? Just a friend from a while ago. We’re not, like, close or anything.” becomes “This is Y Nhi, fuckin’ love her. I would’ve died in elementary school if she didn’t save me from my bs” and it feels SO GOOD to just be honest

Always shares his food. Just no reason, but if he’s eating and you’re not, he’ll offer you a bite even if he knows you’ll say no. Will catalogue everyone’s favorite fast food sauces in the process

When lost in thought, he pulls on Y Nhi’s shirt sometimes. Just a little, like. Light tug for attention (when he figures out she’s averse to skin-skin contact, he pinches her shirt instead of holding her hand)

Aggressively performs acts of service. He absolutely will fight you to hold doors and groceries and stuff

Sometimes lacks a filter. He’ll say it first and realize how tactless it was later

Likes to wear hats and dumps them on his favorite person. “Hi, what’s up?” *sticks the hat on your head and grins* (even grandma gets to wear his hats when he greets her)

[the-hat-shop]

So as you can see (from my profile picture) my hair is neon green, it can also burst into flames without disappearing from my head, the problem is that I can't control it and I keep setting things-(and people) on fire any clue how to stop it? Like really I need help ;-;

Here’s a thought: DONT

Use this to your advantage. Like burn down a town on a Sunday night, make s’mores, take some hairspray and become a flamethrower, never have to pay electric bills again, become that flame dude from the fantastic four, or lava girl from shark boy and lava girl, LIGHT A FUCKTON OF FIREWORKS BRO. (Also your skin must be like fireproof now so do with that information as you wish)

But if you don’t want that then (and I know you’ve probably tried this before) but water???? Or just a really good hat (a black hat perhaps). But yeah that’s all I got. Keep being you you funky rad green fire hair dude bro you.

[delanyb]

Every Fnaf character in a nutshell Part 1 (My version)

I really like these Fnaf characters in a nutshell videos and doing the trying to explain every Fnaf game was fun so here’s my take on all the funky robot lads from the first game.

Freddy Fazbear

Hello yes is it I freddy fazfrick I am the star of this entire franchise but am not important to the lore and in 2014 I would be shipped with literally anyone pls send help. Also I have no official voice yet

Bonnie the Bunny

Yo it’s ya bro bonnize bunny. I gave my creator nightmares before baby. I got killer eyebrow game and am the dress meme put into animatronic form. Am I purple, or blue, who knows. Also I look tired as heck in every official render of myself.

Chica the Chicken

I remember when I was the only female character in this franchise.Also I have the least lore importance and it seems like Scott hates me or something cause I wasn’t in the fan favourite game and wasn’t in the books. I’m the least loved animatronic batch pls end me.

Foxy the Pirate

Yarr you all know me, yiff the fox. In 2014 you either think I’m a innocent wifu or you die. I’m edgy and use my hook to cut my suit cause no one understands me man. I stay in my cove all day cause who needs to socialize with these clowns. I’m still a fan favourite cause I’m the edge icon of the franchise.

Golden Freddy

It’s me, the original edgy recolour Freddy. I’m so edgy that I get a bigger picture than a regular mugshot. I have no eyeballs and people usually draw me with black ink leaking from my eye sockets to make me more edgy. They also thought I had a dark blue hat and botie for some reason.

[solemncadaver]

Friendsim Trolls According to my Girlfriend who hasn’t played Friendsim

Ardata (Cobalt): w... who took bites out of her horns? Can and will kill you in your sleep. Plotting evil plans 23/7 (the 24th hour is for drinking coffee with LOTS of milk and sugar)

Diemen (Rust): Always eating food (why is that hot dog bun GREEN-), will never call you by your name, only nicknames like bro, dude, man etc, probably owns a skateboard but can't drive it

Cirava (Gold): Oo funky! Has a horrible backstory and doesn't talk about it EVER, is chill all the time, likes 70s-80s fashion and actually wears it with style! Is as extra as the fact they've got 4 horns

Amisia (Indigo): definitely an artist! The "weird kid", has not slept in 5 days because she just HAD to finish that one painting, cuts her own hair with scissors not meant for cutting hair yet it looks amazingly good! Probably either super pure and nice or will kill you if you breathe in her direction

Bronya (Jade): The cool big sister, helps you do your makeup and dye your hair, if you hurt one of her friends those boots will land in your face, probably has a tumblr with aesthetic images

Skylla (Bronze): Yeehaw howdy pardner! Isn't only from a ranch, she OWNS one! Can and will punch you for no reason, makes you do her chores if you wanna stay at her place, has never seen a hairbrush in her life

Tagora (Teal): Tries his best to be edgy and frightening, sometimes almost fails at that, could be in one of those "barber: say no more fam" memes, thinks he's an evil overlord but is actually just a delinquent, probably doesn't get a redemption arc and only like 2 people are mad about that

Vikare (Bronze): Wants to be a pilot/is a pilot but DON'T TRUST THEM WITH AN AIRPLANE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, pretends wearing that pilot hat is a fashion choice when in reality they can't take it off again with those horns, nobody has ever seen them sleep and people are concerned

Polypa (Olive): The most feral being (or she fell down the stairs and is mad about it), problems balancing with only one eye able to see, could claw out your heart and not bat an eye, the hole in her horn is from when someone tried to take her out, nobody has ever seen that person afterwards

Zebruh (Indigo): Looks like an ASSHOLE. What are his horns doing they're not pointed that's not how horns should work, very smug! Has a shitty job and is pretentious about it to people w/o a job, looks like the cryptic bartender in a stereotypical drama thriller that the detective has to interview to know who killed the rich guy's wife

Elwurd (Cobalt): Look at those extra af horns! Def owns a motorcycle, flirty but has never received actual affection, has a mental breakdown every 2 days but pretends EVERYTHING'S FINE, makes 5 puns a minute

Folykl & Kuprum (Gold): What a goal: Carry your bud around in your giant ass backpack! I......don't know who is who tbh but! They both have cool spider looking horns! The best evidence for 'opposites attract', the only friends they have are each other, secretly planning to overthrow the government

Remele (Cobalt): The x on her left eye symbolizes that she has found her next victim. It's you. Run. Could probably use her horn as a climbing hook, v passive aggressive, makes her own clothes, works out a lot and is stronger than she looks

Konyyl (Olive): My fight, flight or flirt instincts have been activated. Could snap you in half by looking at you yet can be super soft if she wants to (you gotta be REAL close to her though), likes matcha ice cream and yells at it when it melts, is NOT tidy

Chixie (Bronze): Shy babey. Will probably be interrupted 3 times when trying to speak because she's just so quiet, has been left on her own and now has no idea how to survive yet is too shy to ask for the way. Someone come help her please.

Tyzias (Teal): Bored college student. Will NOT help you in an emergency so don't even ask. Secretly likes cryptids, is Done (tm), nobody has ever seen her outside of campus, roasts people in the most monotone voice ever

Chahut (Purple): F-... fear ':)? Eh, that's probably just paint! Right? Right???... Is probably being forced to do horrible things, can't remember their childhood, looks scary but only unintentionally, I'd still smooch tbh

Azdaja (Gold): Reminds me of that ching prince from FMA:B tbh, has a weird aesthetic going on, has the upper hand everywhere without trying, probably has 3 fake names, is always cool but can slip up and make goofy remarks

Zebede (Gold): Smol round boi! Probably played soccer in 5th grade, now makes v interesting and functional machines from Lego, probably owned a pet hamster at some point, has no sense of danger

Tegiri (Teal): Is that a KATANA-.... Still not out of his weeb phase, is VERY devoted to his aesthetic, talks either in one word sentences or dramatic quotes from a show nobody has seen, shop owner who sells you weapons

Mallek (Cobalt): Oh look it your hubby! He looks like a trickster tbh yet all the fanart looks sweet and pure!? (Also how do you pierce horns-) how many piercings has he though? Is there fanart- 👀... anyways he kinda looks like the popular kid and the emo kid combined, but like in a good way!?! Probably has a secret key for the whole town that he shouldn't have, can store everything in that hoodie pocket (it's like Hermione's bag :3!)

Lynera (Jade): Looks like the weird art/music teacher, v nice though! Has a lot of weird hobbies that her friends politely decline to join, likes to bake for everyone, likes children or absolutely loathes them

Galekh (Indigo): Is this Roman from Sanders Sides? Jdhdkd he looks like the strict angry teacher, will absolutely refuse giving help and does not allow any flaws (both in you and in himself) can spot someone doing illegal things from a mile away, is not afraid to call people out

Tirona (Teal): Look at that spider hair! Looks good 👉👉, is probs v shy and awkward but tries to talk to everyone anyways, has some exotic pets that she doesn't tell anyone about bc someone once said it's weird, just wants to be accepted, clumsy af

Boldir (Olive): Hiding ..... something ...., private but not stealthy investigator, is distracted way too easily, is the detective I mentioned back at Zebruh's, v loyal, will absolutely get you arrested if you're *in the way*

Stelsa (Teal): Looks like a cool but bitchy mom, probably gets a manicure every week, she looks just like my mom which is scary wth, will not hesitate to roast Karen at the school bake sale, those lemon bars are horrible KAREN, why didn't you let your third husband help K A R E N

Karako (Purple): What- ?

I-.... I'm confused! But okay!

Never makes sense, nobody has ever seen them eat or sleep, appears in your room at 2 am when you have sleep paralysis

Marsti (Rust): Probably is like the classic mechanic, can weld 👌👏👉👉👍, is done with everyone's bullshit but will still try to help (occasionally), drinks too many energy drinks and not enough water, everyone asks her for favors and she is having none of it

Charun (Olive): Peaceful gardener, don't stand in their sun and they won't bother whatever you do, just wants a little farm house near a small town with his pet cat, don't walk on their vegetables or they'll chase you with a rake

Wanshi (Jade): Just a nice person. A total sweetheart. Just wants to have fun, very optimistic, the most functional person you'll ever meet, drinks a lot of green tea and hot chocolate

Fozzer (Rust): Nice person but not very bright, doesn't know how electronics work, has a flip phone from like 2006 and that's enough for him, has a lot of houseplants but can't really keep them alive

Marvus (Purple): 👀👀👀 You know how I think about him (😭🍀😏😎🍀💖🌾❤ 11/10 best ti🅱🅱y window would allow him to stab me)

Daraya (Jade): Smol but will fight you. Is super done and will not help you, but also won't stop you. Probably has 2-4 knifes somewhere on her body at all time.

Nihkee (Indigo): Looks like a pirate captain + professional wrestler in one, like! Probably drinks their coffee black just so people respect them more, will show off every trophy they have (a lot) if someone decides to listen to them

Lanque (Jade): 👀👀👀👍 the most dramatic and salty being alive, v stylish, takes 2 hours a day just to get ready, probably has 16 meetings a day, could work as a model, will cut anyone and everyone that says he should change something about him

Soleil (Purple): Ah yes, the obligatory twins. Probably cursed by a spiteful witch at birth, have never been seen seperate, occasionally like to scare people by pretending to be the twins from shining

I’m crying

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

> uu: Jeer UU.

uranianUmbra [UU] began cheer'n undyingUmbrizzle [uu]

UU: oh bloody hizzell. UU fo' sheezy: DIS was yo' "enchantment?" UU fo all my homies in the pen: be yoU serizzles??????????? UU: UUUUUUUUUUUgh. dis be yoUr shittiest twiznist yet! 

uranianUmbra [UU] ceaze' cheer'n undyingUmbrage [uu]

undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeerizzle uranianUmbra [UU] 

uu: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. WELL PLIZZLE "SIS!" uu: YiznOu CHECKMATED MAH QuEEN! uu: AAH fo' sheezy! HAA! HIZZAY! HAA! HAA! HAA! HIZNAA! HAA! uu fo yo bitch ass: DIS BE SO Dippin' FuNNY. 

undyingUmbrage [uu] ceaze' saggin' uranianUmbra [UU]

uranianUmbra [UU] began ballin' undyingUmbrage [uu] 

UU: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. i be jUst astizzle. UU paper'd up: not at tha G-to-tha-izzUile of yo' shawty ploy, bUt by tha fiznact thiznat yizzoU actUally sizzay ta think dis wiznas a playa ruze. UU: it be jUst so painfUlly diznaft, i fo all my homies in the pen... UU in tha dogg pound: i be speechless! Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. 

uranianUmbra [UU] ceaze' rhymin' undyingUmbrizzle [uu]

undyingUmbrage [uu] bizzle jeer'n uranianUmbra [UU] 

uu: PLAYA SAW SOMEONE SPEECHLESS. WHO HAD SO MuCH TA TYPE. uu: I THizzay YOu OF ALL THUGZ W-to-tha-izzOuLD APPRIZZLE MAH MODIFICATIONS. uu with my forty-fo' mag: THA CIZZY BE REALLY FUNKY ASS N WELL CRAFTED. uu: FORM FITTING. HARDLY ADD'N ANIZZLE HEIGHT. uu: LIKE CAPPING. uu, niggaz, better recognize: A TOOTH. uu sho nuff: YOu WERE COMPLETELY FOOLED. uu now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: N NOW THE COVIZZLE PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT BETWEEN uS. uu: BELONGS TA ME. 

undyingUmbrage [uu] ceaze' jeer'n uranianUmbra [UU]

uranianUmbra [UU] began cheer'n undyingUmbrage [uu] 

UU: this be absUrd. UU: yoU nagge' incessantly fo` me ta allow yiznoU ta reverze tha start'n positions of tha bustin' n qUeen like a tru playa'! UU: i only agree' ta git yoU ta sizzy Up 'bout it, n regardless, i knew i coUld beat yizzoU anyway even wit yo' initial "advantage." n i wizzy right upside yo head! UU doggystyle: how cizzle yizzoU claim dis as a legitimate stratizzle? UU: You gotta check dis shit out yo. yoU broke tha rUles! 

urizzle [UU] ceaze' cheer'n undyingUmbrage [uu]

undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeer'n uranianizzle [UU] 

uu, ya feel me? HIZZAY! I DIDN'T BREAK ANY RuLES. uu: I MERELY ASKED IF YiznOu Wizzle AGREE. TO ME WEED-SMOKIN' THA START POSITIONS OF THA K'N N QuEEN. uu: N YiznOu DIZNID AGREE. uu: BuT THEN I DIZNIDN'T ACTuALLY DO IT. uu: WHIZZLE DID I SAY I WOuLD? NEVER. uu: I WAS ONLY Gaug'n Yo' WILLINGNESS TA MIZZAY THA EXCEPTION. uu yeah yeah baby: I THEN WIZZY 'bout DECORAT'N MAH PERPETRATIN' N QuEEN WIT FUNKY ASS SHAWTY HATS. uu: WHICH BE *ALSO* NOT AGIZZLE THA RuLES. uu: YOu DO IT ALL THA Fuck'n TIME. GIVE Yo' GIZZAME PIECES HORNS N SHIT. uu ya dig? YizzOu EVEN GIZZLE T-H-TO-THA-IZZEM NIZZLE N BLIZZOOD CASTES. YuCK. uu so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: SO IF YOu HIZZLE A PRIZZLE WIT MAH DECORATIONS. I SAY POT. ALLOW ME TA INTRODuCE YOU TO THA Fuck'n KETTLE. 

undyingUmbrage [uu] ceaze' jeer'n uranianUmbra [UU]

uranianUmbra [UU] began cheer'n undyingUmbrage [uu] 

UU droppin hits: i cannot believe yoU be clockin' dis maneuva. Its just anotha homocide. UU: yes, i suppoze S-to-tha-izzome of theze tactics be technically witin boUnds of the LETTA of tha rUles, bUt tha entire charizzle was highly disingenoUs n Unsportsmanlike. UU: it be Unbelievably chizzle, even fo` yoU! 

uranianUmbra [UU] ceaze' cheer'n undyingUmbrage [uu]

undyingUmbrage [uu] bizzle dippin' uranianUmbra [UU] 

uu: I KNOW. I BE A CHILD. uu: They call me tha black folks president. SO BE YOu like this and like that and like this and uh. IT JuST SO HAPPENS THAT YOu BE A CHILD. uu: WHIZZLE JuST GOTS FuCKING SERVED. uu: IT BE NOT AGAINST THA RuLES TA BE CHILDISH. OR DISINGENuOuS. OR uNSPORTSMANLIKE. uu: Drop it like its hot. IT ALSO NIZZY AGAINST THA RuLES TA BE A BASTARD. WHICH BE ANOTHA STEPPIN' I AM. uu: EVERY SINGLE TH'N I DID WAS LEGAL. uu: MAH QuEEN. Disguize' AS A KING. MADE MOVES LIKE A KING. W-H-TO-THA-IZZICH BE WITIN ITS CAPABILITY. DIS WIZZLE DIZNONE TA DECEIVE YOu. uu: MAH KING. Disguize' AS A QuEEN. MADE MOVES LIKE A KING. Coz DO'N OTHERWIZE WOuLD BREAK THA RuLES. uu: BizzuT YOu BELIEVED IT HIZZY HA POWERS. N I uze' DIS TA MAH ADVANTAGE. uu: WHICH WAS HILARIOizzle TA OBSERVE. SAGGIN' YiznOu BIZZAY AWAY FROMS "THREATS." FRIZZAY WHIZNAT WIZZY 'N TRuTH A DISTIZZLE TRIPPIN'! Death row 187 4 life. uu: ALL THA W-H-TO-THA-IZZILE MY Ruze. PATENTLY OBVIOuS 'N HINDSIGHT. WENT EMBARRIZZLE uNDETECTED. uu: NO RuLES BROKEN. NIZZLE ONCE. uu: 'N FACT. IF ANYONE HIZZAY BROKE THA RuLES. uu: IT WAS Yizzy. 

undyingUmbrage [uu] ceaze' jeer'n uranianUmbra [UU]

uranianUmbra [UU] begizzle cheer'n undyingUmbrage [uu] 

UU: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. WHIZZLE with the S-N-double-O-P?? UU: absolUte bollocks if you gots a paper stack. UU: what rUles did i break?! UU: dis oUght ta be gizzy! 

uranianUmbra [UU] ceaze' gang bangin' undyingUmbrage [uu]

undyizzle [uu] began sippin' uranianUmbra [UU] 

uu: Yizzle AGREE' TA LET ME START WIT THA K'N N QuEEN 'N SWAPPED POSITIONS. uu: IT AGAINST THA RuLizzle TA MAKE AN EXCIZZLE LIZZAY THAT. EVEN IF Yo' OPPONIZZLE BE BEIN OBNOXIOuS 'bout IT. uu: Yo' WILLINGNESS TA BREAK THA RuLES BE Disgust'n TO ME. Yizzle SHizzay FEEL ASHAMED OF Yoself. uu: LuCKILY. AT LIZZAY ONE OF uS HAS RESPECT FO` THA RuLES. uu: I STARTED WIT ALL MAH PIECES 'N THA CORRECT POSITION. uu yaba daba dizzle: 'N SIZZY OF Yo' WILLIZZLE TA ALLOW THOZE RuLES TO BE BROKEN. uu from tha streets of tha L-B-C: W-H-TO-THA-IZZICH AS I HAVE ADDRESZE', ya feel me? BE TOTALLY SHAMEFuL. uu: YOu BE VERY FORTuNizzle TA HAVE A "BRO" WHO RESPECTS THE INTEGRITY OF THA GAME EVEN WHERE HIS "SIS" MIGHT FALTER. uu: A "BRO" WHO. WHILE F-U-Double-LizzY ADHER'N TA THA RuLES. N TRIPPIN' Yo' HIDDEN SHAMEFuL TENDENCIES. uu: STILL MANAGE' TA DEFEAT YOu.  

undyingUmbrage [uu] ceaze' rhymin' uranianUmbra [UU]

uranianUmbra [UU] began cheer'n undyingizzle [uu] 

UU but real niggaz don't give a fuck: YIZZLE PRICK!!!!!!!!!!! UU: ohh, i coUld jizzy strizzle yoU. UU: yizzle don't evizzle know how tempted i be ta do so right now. UU: i dizzay niznot break tha rUles. i was do'n yiznoU a FAVOUR. UU but real niggaz don't give a fuck: 'n any caze, yoU say yizzay manage' ta beat me? whizzay diznid that happen! UU: even thoUgh you expoze' yo' ruze, yoU havizzle actUally mizzle me yiznet, grandmasta "brizzo." 

uranianUmbra [UU] ceaze' ho-slappin' undyingUmbrage [uu]

undyingUmbrage [uu] begizzle jeering uranizzle [UU] 

uu: THIZNEN YOu ADMIT THA GIZZY CONTINuES TA BE PERFECTLIZZLE LEGITIMATE. N STILL 'N PLIZZLE? Freak y'all, into the beat y'all.  

undyingUmbrage [uu] ceaze' jeer'n urizzle [UU]

uranianUmbra [UU] began cheer'n undyingUmbrage [uu] 

UU: br'n it on!!!!!!!!!!! 

uranizzle [UU] ceaze' cheer'n undyingUmbrage [uu]

undyingUmbrage [uu] began mobbin' uranianUmbra [UU] 

uu: Tru niggaz do niggaz. QuEizzle TA C2. uu: CHECK. 

undyingizzle [uu] ceased mackin' uranianizzle [UU]

> uu: Defeat UU.

[offwithalicesheadx]

1000 Question Survey pt. 1

The Basics 1.) Your name: Alice

2.) Nicknames: Al, Beb, Crystal

3.) Do you like these nicknames?: Yeah

4.) Location: Birmingham, United Kingdom

5.) Age: 21

6.) Birthday: February 11th

7.) Zodiac sign: Aquarius

8.) Parents names: Claire and Mark

9.) Siblings?: Aimee, Declan, Peter and Charlie

10.) Pets: Charlie and Louis, both dogs

11.) Number of rooms in your house: 7

12.) Religion: Atheist

13.) If so-practicing?:  I'd say it's more not practicing haha

14.) Male or Female?: Female

15.) Is your family close?: Pretty close

What are your favorite 16.) Foods: Chinese, spaghetti, cheese, chilli con carne

17.) TV shows: Skins and Dexter

18.) Movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Moana, Requiem for a Dream, Lilo & Stitch, The Shining

19.) Actors: Bradley Cooper, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Colin Farrell, Michael C Hall, Leonardo DiCaprio

20.) Actresses: Scarlett Johansson, Kate Winslet, Kaya Scodelario, Rachel McAdams, Emma Watson

21.) Books: The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, John Green books

22.) Artists:  Arctic Monkeys, Jack Johnson, James Morrison, Red Hot Chili Peppers

23.) Types of Music: Musical soundtracks, indie rock, some folk/country music, acoustic

24.) Video Games: Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Just Dance, Grand Theft Auto

25.) Computer Games: The Sims

26.) Outfits: I love colours like burgundy and navy blue, I love the vintage style but I can't really pull it off, I tend to go for leggings/skinny jeans and oversized tops and jumpers with boots or Converse

27.) Stores: New Look, Primark and Lush

28.) Sports: I honestly don't really play/watch any sports

29.) Colors: Purple, burgundy and navy blue

30.) Numbers: 19

31.) Websites: Tumblr, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Pinterest

32.) Cartoons characters: Peter Pan, Jiminy Cricket, Stitch, Moana

33.) TV Channels:  I don't really watch TV, more Netflix, but I like watching the crappy shows on MTV haha

34.) Made For TV Movies:  Gotta go for a Disney Original, The Lizzie McGuire Movie

35.) Comedians: Robin Williams, Karl Pilkington

36.) Comediennes: Ellen DeGeneres, Grace Helbig

37.) Hair products: Lush Beer shampoo, Aussie winter deep treatment, Got2B hairspray

38.) Makeup Products: Revlon Colorstay foundation, Naked 2 palette, Tanya Burr's matte lipgloss in Martha Moo, beauty blenders, Rimmel's eyebrow palette, Carmex lip balm... I actually need to stop or I'll list everything

39.) Kind of Pens: Staedtlr coloured fine tip pens

40.) Kind of Shows: Anything I find funny or addictive usually

41.) Pieces of Jewelry: My Pandora bracelet

42.) Kinds of Soap: Snow Fairy from Lush

43.) Kinds of Shampoo: Aussie shampoo, especially the winter one, I also love Lush's beer shampoo

44.) Game Systems: Nintendo Wii and Nintendo DS

45.) CDs: Stadium Arcadium - RHCP, Humbug - Arctic Monkeys, Les Miserables soundtrack, Wicked soundtrack, Rent soundtrack

46.) Snacks: Doritos with salsa dip, nuts, popcorn, strawberries

47.) Past times: Watching Netflix, games on my phone, social media, listening to music

48.) Things to do on the weekend: Jesse and I will usually go out to eat or to the cinema or watch Netflix or something

49.) Magazines: Don't really read them

50.) Animals:  Tortoises and hedgehogs

Clothing 51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: New Look

52.) Favorite sweatpants: I don't wear sweatpants, I usually wear leggings or pyjama bottoms for comfort

53.) What is your everyday outfit?: Leggings and a big jumper with boots or Converse, or if I'm feeling fancy a nice dress (probably grey haha) with tights and boots

54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: I don't go to school but I did when I went

55.) Do you like it?: Hated it

56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: New Look and Primark

57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: Sometimes I take inspiration from others but things don't usually suit me haha

58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: Not really

59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: Converse or black boots usually

60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: Not really

61.) Do you wear hats?: Not really, they don't tend to look right on me

62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: No, usually just my Pandora bracelet

63.) If so, what?: ^

64.) Do you wear belts?: Not usually

65.) Do you wear skirts?: Sometimes

66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: Not massively revealing, maybe some shorter stuff sometimes or a bit of cleavage

67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: Not really

68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: No

69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: Usually either a little handbag or a backpack

70.) If so, what is it like?:  My usual handbag is burgundy and navy with a long shoulder strap, pretty small, my backpack is black with white polkadots

School 71.) What are your grades like?: I did pretty well I think, average-ish, I got a couple of A* grades in my GCSEs but mostly Bs and Cs and then in sixth form it was all Bs

72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: Sometimes, I didn't pay attention in the first couple of years to some subjects I might have wound up really liking if I'd have tried

73.) Are you failing anything?: No, I'm not in education anymore

74.) Do you take a language?: No

75.) If so which language?: -

76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: My favourite teachers were Mr Lowe and Miss Creedon

77.) Do you decorate your locker?: I didn't, I don't think

78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: I used to pin badges on it at one stage

79.) If so, with what?: ^

80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: I did a lot, I'd doodle or write until I was told it gave me bad skin haha

81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks?: I used to doodle sometimes on the inside but I was pretty neat usually

82.) Do you take art?: No

83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: I used to walk because I lived like 5 minutes away

84.) Do you like school?: I did sometimes

85.) How big is your school?: It was pretty big

86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: When I was in school pretty much all my friends were from school bar a couple

87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: No I didn't

88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: We don't have that here

89.) Do you participate in school plays?: I always used to, even when I didn't make a part I'd help backstage and stuff

90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?:  I used to be in the musical club because they did a big musical production each year, that's the only club I consistently went to I think

Your Room 91.) What color is your room?: Cream and brown mainly

92.) Is it messy or clean?:  Pretty clean

93.) What are on your bedsheets?: At the moment they're white with grey stripes and purple flowers and it has writing on it that says 'dream until your dreams come true'

94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: No, I have like a canvas though and a chalkboard

95.) If so, of what?: My canvas is a monochrome photo of a flower and my chalkboard says 'just keep swimming' on it at the moment haha

96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: Yeah

97.) A computer?: A laptop

98.) A radio?: No

99.) An alarm clock?: No

100.) A stereo?: No