#black lesbian granny

[blackfolksloveanime2]

Urban Anime

[wres5646]

THE ORGASMIC ORDER OF NEW YORK

[mymotherthemilf]

Sexy eyes Ready

[shibafoxyandme]

TATTOO BEAUTY ART

[mcqueeferson]

sneak peek at my newest project(she's not done yet)

[mallgothchloe97]

Things I don’t wanna hear from Trump supporters:

I don’t wanna hear a man complain about how his marriage is in a crisis because he had an affair with a woman and she has to keep the baby now because she can’t get the big A and she’s begging for child support and now that child has to visit him every week.

I don’t wanna hear any female Trump supporters complain about how their husband didn’t get them anything for Christmas, like look at who he voted for, he doesn’t respect you as a woman.

I also don’t wanna hear any female Trump supporters complain about how they can’t get the Big A because they had an affair with a coworker, like look at who you voted for, live with it! Ok?

I don’t wanna hear any gamer bros complain about how their favorite video game is gonna get taken away from them because of project 2025 which says they will get rid of *violent* video games.

I don’t wanna hear one of those redneck fathers complain about how that 18 year old was hitting on their 12 year old when you are the one who voted for a man who is perfectly ok any age gap relationship and has said if his daughter wasn’t related to him, he would date her. Let that sink in. Ok?

I don’t wanna hear a black/hispanic/latino for Trump complain about racial profiling when you voted for the same man who has talked horribly about Hispanic people, calling them “trash,” “druggies,” and “Grapists,”

That man is a racist. He has refused to work with black folks.

I better not hear those Trans for Trump complain about how they are not being respected and their pronouns aren’t being respected, well look at who you voted for hmm? I don’t wanna hear it. They don’t respect you especially with project 2025.

I don’t wanna hear those gays lesbians for trump complain about how no one respects my relationship or my lifestyle and how their marriage is not legal WELL LOOK AT WHO YOU VOTED FOR!

That man doesn’t respect you. That’s your fault! That’s what yall wanted! That’s what you voted for.

That’s a you problem! You made your bed, sleep in it!

I don’t wanna hear them old boomers complaining going “I could’ve retired!” YEAH GRANNY! Look at who you voted for.

I don’t wanna hear some Karen complain about how everything is still expensive well look who you voted for!

That is a you problem.

I don’t wanna one male Trump supporter, not one of those motherfuckers complain about how they can’t ger to their fave porn sites anymore because well project 2025 said it’s imoral. To bad so sad.

If you voted for Trump and things go south, I don’t wanna hear you motherfuckers complain.

This is all your fault!

You did this!

That is all.

[blackfolksloveanime2]

Freaky Gym Thots

[wres5646]

GRANNY GETTIN FREAKY IN A HOTEL BATHROOM....PART#1

[angstbotfic]

20 questions for fic writers

tagged by @janewayseven, who made me realize i have actually never written any J/7. i've certainly read a whole lot. i will try to rectify that soon.

1. How many works do you have on Ao3? 180

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 774,164

3. What fandoms do you write for? Once Upon a Time and Gilmore Girls primarily.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

True Love’s Near-Miss (Kudos: 2,691): Henry slips Emma a potion to bring her together with her true love, thinking it’s Neal. It’s not.

The Truth Always Comes Out (Kudos: 2,626): In which Emma and Regina pretend to be dating because it gets Henry back into Regina’s life even without his memories and then find they kind of mean it.

The Senator (Kudos: 1,828): United States Senator Regina Mills meets barista Emma Swan, but DC is no place to be in the closet.

Working Late (Kudos: 1,583): Regina is in her office having a few drinks by herself and sexually frustrated since she hasn't had a good lay since the EF; Emma is patrolling and sees the light on in Regina's office and decides to go investigate.

The Notebook (Kudos: 1,419): Regina finds a notebook in Granny’s that makes her look at Emma differently.

5. Do you respond to comments? i have historically tried to respond to every single one. but i have gotten behind on that and now feel a bit overwhelmed thinking about catching up.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? i actually don't do angst endings much. but it's Sacrifice.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? i mean they all have happy endings. so it kind of depends whether you think marriage or babies or afterglow or whatever is the happiest.

8. Do you get hate on fics? not recently, but in the heyday of OUAT fandom fuckery, absolutely.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? kinda everything. it used to be kinkier than it is now. i have mellowed in my old age, or something.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? i keep wanting to write a OUAT/GG crossover where Regina is in the Luke role as crotchety cafe owner. and hooks up with Lorelai, obvs.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? no, but i did re-post my own story under another account in another ship just to see what would happen and a few people thought it was stolen.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?  i don't think so.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? yep, with @rowark: A Recipe for Love, Or: Lesbians and Lasagna 

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? i guess J/7 has lasted the longest in my interest even though i haven't written it.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? i dunno i can't not finish things. and therefore i can't start things i don't have a plan to finish.

16. What are your writing strengths? smut? i dunno.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? description. i just cannot be bothered.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? seems fine if it's done well.

19. First fandom you wrote for? i mean Chronicles of Narnia in about 1989? but Orange is the New Black in terms of things i published online.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? this is like asking somebody to pick their favorite child! but probably The Ak’tephari Prophecy. i do love a good sword and sorcery.

Tagging: nobody, do it if you wanna!

[mcqueeferson]

i made more perler beads things to go with the doily

[kronoose]

Info dumping about the residents of Luc's tower only one of which actually participates in the hunt regularly

Two of which had actual names I didn't write them down tho so they're still their nickname

Doc is getting his own post because he needs an bundle of extra tw and Milton is unimportant

Firstly we've got cooky friendly lesbian granny who can and will kick your ass for messing with her domain(the kitchen) she is a mom figure to Luc and the only one who can full name him they met shortly after he'd joined the Duke gang. She has a goth cottage core (look it up it's so pretty) girlfriend who's a florists she doesn't know cooky works for a serial killer but she does know the adults of the tower they car pool to the gay bar and kink club

Cooky was married to a gay man in her youth they couldn't conceive together due to fertility issues on both sides and very limited sex they split after he came out to her they're still friends in one au said husband is my teacher OC in that au they're besties like they're both incharge of a bunch of queer dumbass's and vent to eachother about their kids

She grows weed and makes adult treats on Fridays this has lead to many goofy lil bits in my fic she doesn't often join in the hunt but occasionally she will just to de stress

Next is Seth aroace sloth Boi they're non-binary

They wear lens less glasses like Connie in Steven universe

They killed their own father because he was a piece of shit this was very much hyped up by all the other named charecters.

They are the towers unofficial welcoming committee

They do not participate in the hunt they will participate in the pre and post hunt hype fest tho then he takes a nap

Seth can and will fall asleep in the most jump scare positions and places

Next the only OC I've never been able to pic crew

Ben the mom of the tower and everyones hype man. Ben is part bear and I believe he was once a bear in the 2sLGBTQ way but I couldn't find an answer conclusively enough if other people under the queer umbrella could use the term or if it was just gays so he's just the mama bear in the Physical sense

Ben is the second successful transformation Luc did they're child hood friends they briefly dated but realized they were just doing everything the same except with more kisses and we're like nah bro friends only

Ben is demibi ace

Ben is the only one I still use a face claim for

He was the one to bring Dani and Luc to the Duke gang

His dad 'vanished' the day after Ben came out to him it didn't go well Luc doesn't take well to his family being hurt his dad was doc's first live test for his skin

Ben is the only one who knows what happened to Luc's eye other than Dani

Next Jules the only named child in the tower

My brain was like what if the bigots got confronted with their child self as I was listening to Nightcore and I was like yes that anime person shall be them

Jules has a different name for each set of pronouns they use (he Julian/she Julia/they Jules)

They were born in the tower and home schooled there father was a werewolf mother was a shape Shifter

They were sent to normal school and promptly expelled for figthing and arson

The figthing was self defense the arson was for funsies

They can turn into child versions of people

They have not killed yet

Both of their parents fucking bounced so Jules was communally raised

Damian is Luc's demon who he summoned by accident the summoning was intentional he just got the wrong demon

Damian is kinda bassed off the black Butler demons

Damian is Demiace realizing both labels while listening to people gossip about their love lives and being like that's not me

[blackfolksloveanime2]

[wres5646]

[misty-groves]

Dolly McMillan

Legal name: Dorothy Jean McMillan

Nick name(s): Dolly, Dolls, Mamaw

Alias: Granny Justice (blame the news)

Age: 75 (born in the 50s or so)

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: Lesbian

Species: human (mostly. Some faerie blood. Maybe.)

race: White (But in a Celtic descendant way)

height: 5'2

Apperance: Dolly is a short woman with long curls of silvery grey hair. She wears a lot of jeans, work boots, and flannels or tanktops. She has faint freckles and looks about 15-20 years younger than she is, she's rather athletic as well. But She still looks like a grandmother who would feed you and maybe have a ranch.

Power(s)?: Yes, she has a healing ability and a little bit of a psychic ability. She worked with the healing power, she was never too worried about using the psychic part.

Hi, real quick tw for her backstory and such below: (tw death, implied murder, homophobia nothing in depth, though)

Personality: Dolly is a spunky woman who is not afraid to say what she thinks needs to be said, she's friendly until provoked. She is notably soft to animals and kids (Anyone under 25). She has a dry sense of humor when joking but will usually crack a smile for broad humor.

Religion: Christian (But in a chill way)

Hobbies: Vigilante Justice, Caring for her animals, cooking, gardening, and singing

Job: She sells her animal and garden products at the black market and lives off her dead husband's fortune.

Likes: Music, tea, plants, animals, Community, Wonder Woman, and spending time with her grand kids

Dislikes: Cruelty, drunks, needless violence, geese (they know what they did)

Favorite genre(s): Country, folk, and bluegrass

Family (Yes I spelled the names right, these are all pulled off my family tree or from other people from the region.)

Parents: Mae McMillan and Orvile McMillan (both deceased they'd be like- 100 +)

Siblings: Hazel McMillan (deceased), Obediah McMillan, Hettie McMillan

Spouse: Andrew Killian (deceased)

Lover: Clementine Killian (Yes, her husband's sister)

Children: Abelene May McMillan (deceased), Emmert McMillan (Son)

Grandchildren: Virgil McMillan (grandson), and Lydia McMillan (granddaughter)

Backstory: Dolly was born and raised in the Appalachian (pronounced apple-atch-in) mountains, specifically the portion located in Tennessee. She was born to a family who worked the land and raised livestock, so she learned to do the same.

Dolly fell in love with her high school best friend, Clementine, and immediately repressed it. She graduated with a good GPA and immediately started trying to find a husband.

Dolly got married at twenty, to Andrew Killian, who was a horrible alcoholic that got mean. "Un"fortunately the man died shortly after their twin children were born. And even more on that string of luck, Andrew came from a family with a rather large fortune from being government sellouts, so she is set.

Dolly raised her children with the help of her lifelong "best friend" Clementine. She raised her twins to be good first and foremost, and to understand handwork. She lived a nice, comfortable life running her family's land and selling what they didn't need. She and Clementine were able to add to their little nest egg.

When Dolly was seventy, her daughter passed away due to medical complications. So, she moved out to the outskirts Blüdhaven where her daughter had ended up and took custody of her grandkids. Her son is left to run the land back home, but he and his family are more than okay.

Fun facts!

No one knows what happened to her husband between his disappearance and his body being found in the woods. But he was a drunk no one misses him. Dolly swears she never did anything against her loved ones. (He wasn't a loved one though, and her name is still whispered in awe by those who need to find strength to leave back in her mountain community)

Dolly enacts vigilante justice in a fun way. She's as likely to deck you as she is to give you an effective lecture.

(You might be wondering, how is a 75 year old woman going to deck someone built like Batman? Even if she's in good shape her bones and muscles are going to be weaker.

The answer is her healing power works quickly so any damage she sustains is handled at rates that the Lazarus pit are jealous of so she doesn't bother to hold back. This Woman is wrestling goats and moving bales of hay. She's strong. Also people don't expect it so she has the element of practice AND surprise)

She was wild when she was young, flaming red hair always announcing her arrival. She used to mud wrestle, she won a bull riding competition in high school dressed as a boy to prove a point

Dolly is really good at herbal medicine

Her children and grandchildren got the meta genes, her son and granddaughter are psychic while her daughter and grandson have healing magic.

She just drops random lore at any given time.

The reason she look so young and is in almost suspiciously good shape even for an active elder is actually her healing powers!

She was called a Granny Witch back home, it wasn't a power it was a GIFT (had she had a power like flying or something it would have been witchcraft and that is BAD back there and then)

Had a pet racoon for a while.

Is a HELL of a shot, but prefers not to use guns these days.

She went to her first pride with her granddaughter and she cried because she had never seen so many people accepting of such things at once. To see parents with their kids was a lot and she was happy.

[sweetmusingss]

I wrap my arms around your neck when gazing back into your eyes, smiling sweetly at you. “Definitely not creepy at all. I don’t think I could ever be creeped out by you because I am even more obsessed with you. I promise you,” I smile shyly. “I think that is the sweetest thing in the world. I promise I didn’t mean to snoop. I just saw the familiar coloring out of the corner of my eye. It’s not fair that you can listen to my music though and I don’t get to hear your voice whenever I want. And you don’t have social media so I can’t stalk you online like I want to. Although I’d like to think that if you did, you would have stalked my Instagram by now,” I giggle softly. “I think it’s so sweet that you like listening to my music. It’s even more special to me that you didn’t have any ulterior motives. It’s crazy that you actually like me,” I say. People probably assumed I was overly confident because of my fame but I never knew who actually liked me for me. I was very insecure of my personality and I definitely felt like you were out of my league but I wanted you so badly, in every possible way.

“I may have checked out your Instagram via Chris’ account... not going to lie.” Seb smiled at you, happy that you clearly weren’t phased by the fact that he owned your albums. He didn’t want you to ever think he was creepy or stepping over a boundary, even though you claimed that you didn’t have any, Seb knew eventually he’d find something and he never wanted to upset you like that. “I don’t think it’s crazy... I don’t know how anyone couldn’t like you. People who don’t like you are the crazy ones. It’s easy to like you... you’re so likable and cute and sweet and kind and genuine and funny and hot and sexy and gorgeous... shall I go?” He smirks down at you before leaning down and rubbing his nose against yours. 

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Regina glanced over at Emma, seeing that she had no plans on speaking but she wasn’t going to order for her. She was the Sheriff, for crying out loud. Regina was not her mother and if she had to speak to you, then so did Emma. “Yes, I will just take a black coffee and a bagel. Lightly toasted,” she says, not even saying please or thank you.

Emma frowned when Regina did not order for her. She glanced back up at you, completely put off by your bubbly personality. Maybe you were just being this nice because you wanted a generous tip. You didn’t have to do all this for that though. Emma would actually be more willing to leave a huge tip if she was just left alone. That’s what Granny usually did. They never needed to trade all these greetings and smiles. “Um, can I have a coffee with cream and sugar? And scrambled eggs with bacon and hash browns,” she said, ignoring the dirty look Regina was giving her. Emma was constantly hungry and she would be even more grumpy if she didn’t have a proper breakfast. “Please,” she quickly added, not wanting to seem like a rude customer but she was barely even looking at you, just wanting to get this interaction over with.

I write their orders down, finding them to be complete and total opposites when it came to their tastes. I give Emma a smile as she says please, “You got it. Those orders will be right out and I’ll grab your coffees right away.” I give them both a wide smile before turning, handing their meal ticket to the cook in the back and then making their coffees, handing them each their cup. The brunette was still glaring at the blonde, it looking like they were having some sort of private conversation amongst themselves using just their eyes and I couldn’t help but wonder what their relationship was. I didn’t know how progressive Storybrooke was, but lesbians existed everywhere, right? These two definitely looked like a couple. A hot couple at that. “Here you go. Your food should be right out. I asked the cook to make it speedy for you.” I tilt my head as I continue just brightly smiling at them, clearly not phased by their total lack of respect.