#black lesbian granny

[blackfolksloveanime2]

Urban Anime

[wres5646]

THE ORGASMIC ORDER OF NEW YORK

[mymotherthemilf]

Sexy eyes Ready

[shibafoxyandme]

TATTOO BEAUTY ART

[mcqueeferson]

sneak peek at my newest project(she's not done yet)

[blackfolksloveanime2]

Freaky Gym Thots

[wres5646]

GRANNY GETTIN FREAKY IN A HOTEL BATHROOM....PART#1

[mallgothchloe97]

Things I don’t wanna hear from Trump supporters:

I don’t wanna hear a man complain about how his marriage is in a crisis because he had an affair with a woman and she has to keep the baby now because she can’t get the big A and she’s begging for child support and now that child has to visit him every week.

I don’t wanna hear any female Trump supporters complain about how their husband didn’t get them anything for Christmas, like look at who he voted for, he doesn’t respect you as a woman.

I also don’t wanna hear any female Trump supporters complain about how they can’t get the Big A because they had an affair with a coworker, like look at who you voted for, live with it! Ok?

I don’t wanna hear any gamer bros complain about how their favorite video game is gonna get taken away from them because of project 2025 which says they will get rid of *violent* video games.

I don’t wanna hear one of those redneck fathers complain about how that 18 year old was hitting on their 12 year old when you are the one who voted for a man who is perfectly ok any age gap relationship and has said if his daughter wasn’t related to him, he would date her. Let that sink in. Ok?

I don’t wanna hear a black/hispanic/latino for Trump complain about racial profiling when you voted for the same man who has talked horribly about Hispanic people, calling them “trash,” “druggies,” and “Grapists,”

That man is a racist. He has refused to work with black folks.

I better not hear those Trans for Trump complain about how they are not being respected and their pronouns aren’t being respected, well look at who you voted for hmm? I don’t wanna hear it. They don’t respect you especially with project 2025.

I don’t wanna hear those gays lesbians for trump complain about how no one respects my relationship or my lifestyle and how their marriage is not legal WELL LOOK AT WHO YOU VOTED FOR!

That man doesn’t respect you. That’s your fault! That’s what yall wanted! That’s what you voted for.

That’s a you problem! You made your bed, sleep in it!

I don’t wanna hear them old boomers complaining going “I could’ve retired!” YEAH GRANNY! Look at who you voted for.

I don’t wanna hear some Karen complain about how everything is still expensive well look who you voted for!

That is a you problem.

I don’t wanna one male Trump supporter, not one of those motherfuckers complain about how they can’t ger to their fave porn sites anymore because well project 2025 said it’s imoral. To bad so sad.

If you voted for Trump and things go south, I don’t wanna hear you motherfuckers complain.

This is all your fault!

You did this!

That is all.

[jaylynx1412]

they're releasing the 10th season of Peppa Pig, and it's ruined, because of the WOKE.

Peppa is now a bi-lesbian and she's in a relationship with Suzy Sheep, who is a transgender child taking puberty blockers.

Daddy Pig is now Trans Mummy Pig, and she gets pegged by Cis Mummy Pig.

George is now George. Nothing changed he's an icon thankfully.

Miss Rabbit now only works one job and she joined a union.

Mummy Rabbit was forced to work and neglect her children because being a tradwife is illegal.

Granny and Grandpa pig are naturalists who walk naked around their weed farm.

Madame Gazelle was replaced by an illegal immigrant named Miss Pronouns, who teaches children about gay sex even though she doesn't even speak English but they gave her the job because WOKE.

Mr. Bull is a gender nonconforming male lesbian and he has a huge thing for Mr. Zebra, but Mr. Zebra is actually a trans man and also Mr. Bull's ex and he's extremely offended that he still has feelings for him.

Danny Dog is now a vegan who protests butter by making out with Freddy Fox in front of Buckingham Palace.

Grampy Rabbit was killed by the government because he refused to take the covid vaccine.

Zaza Zebra steals weed from Granny and Grandpa Pig's farm but there's nobody to arrest her because they defunded the police.

Pedro Pony is now Theydro Pony, and is a child actor who models hoove shots. he is also aroace. and black.

Molly Mole, Emily Elephant, Rebecca Rabbit, and Mandy Mouse are now in a queerplatonic polycule, but it's actually toxic because they keep saying Molly's pansexual flag is ugly (she wouldn't know, she's blind because WOKE)

Baby Alexander is being raised gender neutral and Cousin Chloe is a punk kid.

They're giving all the children autistic vaccines to make them autistic.

But you know what's really scary? This doesn't come out in 2050... It comes out of the closet NEXT YEAR!!!

[angstbotfic]

20 questions for fic writers

tagged by @janewayseven, who made me realize i have actually never written any J/7. i've certainly read a whole lot. i will try to rectify that soon.

1. How many works do you have on Ao3? 180

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 774,164

3. What fandoms do you write for? Once Upon a Time and Gilmore Girls primarily.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

True Love’s Near-Miss (Kudos: 2,691): Henry slips Emma a potion to bring her together with her true love, thinking it’s Neal. It’s not.

The Truth Always Comes Out (Kudos: 2,626): In which Emma and Regina pretend to be dating because it gets Henry back into Regina’s life even without his memories and then find they kind of mean it.

The Senator (Kudos: 1,828): United States Senator Regina Mills meets barista Emma Swan, but DC is no place to be in the closet.

Working Late (Kudos: 1,583): Regina is in her office having a few drinks by herself and sexually frustrated since she hasn't had a good lay since the EF; Emma is patrolling and sees the light on in Regina's office and decides to go investigate.

The Notebook (Kudos: 1,419): Regina finds a notebook in Granny’s that makes her look at Emma differently.

5. Do you respond to comments? i have historically tried to respond to every single one. but i have gotten behind on that and now feel a bit overwhelmed thinking about catching up.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? i actually don't do angst endings much. but it's Sacrifice.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? i mean they all have happy endings. so it kind of depends whether you think marriage or babies or afterglow or whatever is the happiest.

8. Do you get hate on fics? not recently, but in the heyday of OUAT fandom fuckery, absolutely.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? kinda everything. it used to be kinkier than it is now. i have mellowed in my old age, or something.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? i keep wanting to write a OUAT/GG crossover where Regina is in the Luke role as crotchety cafe owner. and hooks up with Lorelai, obvs.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? no, but i did re-post my own story under another account in another ship just to see what would happen and a few people thought it was stolen.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?  i don't think so.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? yep, with @rowark: A Recipe for Love, Or: Lesbians and Lasagna 

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? i guess J/7 has lasted the longest in my interest even though i haven't written it.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? i dunno i can't not finish things. and therefore i can't start things i don't have a plan to finish.

16. What are your writing strengths? smut? i dunno.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? description. i just cannot be bothered.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? seems fine if it's done well.

19. First fandom you wrote for? i mean Chronicles of Narnia in about 1989? but Orange is the New Black in terms of things i published online.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? this is like asking somebody to pick their favorite child! but probably The Ak’tephari Prophecy. i do love a good sword and sorcery.

Tagging: nobody, do it if you wanna!

[mcqueeferson]

i made more perler beads things to go with the doily

[blackfolksloveanime2]

A.I. paparazzi pics

[wres5646]

[kronoose]

Info dumping about the residents of Luc's tower only one of which actually participates in the hunt regularly

Two of which had actual names I didn't write them down tho so they're still their nickname

Doc is getting his own post because he needs an bundle of extra tw and Milton is unimportant

Firstly we've got cooky friendly lesbian granny who can and will kick your ass for messing with her domain(the kitchen) she is a mom figure to Luc and the only one who can full name him they met shortly after he'd joined the Duke gang. She has a goth cottage core (look it up it's so pretty) girlfriend who's a florists she doesn't know cooky works for a serial killer but she does know the adults of the tower they car pool to the gay bar and kink club

Cooky was married to a gay man in her youth they couldn't conceive together due to fertility issues on both sides and very limited sex they split after he came out to her they're still friends in one au said husband is my teacher OC in that au they're besties like they're both incharge of a bunch of queer dumbass's and vent to eachother about their kids

She grows weed and makes adult treats on Fridays this has lead to many goofy lil bits in my fic she doesn't often join in the hunt but occasionally she will just to de stress

Next is Seth aroace sloth Boi they're non-binary

They wear lens less glasses like Connie in Steven universe

They killed their own father because he was a piece of shit this was very much hyped up by all the other named charecters.

They are the towers unofficial welcoming committee

They do not participate in the hunt they will participate in the pre and post hunt hype fest tho then he takes a nap

Seth can and will fall asleep in the most jump scare positions and places

Next the only OC I've never been able to pic crew

Ben the mom of the tower and everyones hype man. Ben is part bear and I believe he was once a bear in the 2sLGBTQ way but I couldn't find an answer conclusively enough if other people under the queer umbrella could use the term or if it was just gays so he's just the mama bear in the Physical sense

Ben is the second successful transformation Luc did they're child hood friends they briefly dated but realized they were just doing everything the same except with more kisses and we're like nah bro friends only

Ben is demibi ace

Ben is the only one I still use a face claim for

He was the one to bring Dani and Luc to the Duke gang

His dad 'vanished' the day after Ben came out to him it didn't go well Luc doesn't take well to his family being hurt his dad was doc's first live test for his skin

Ben is the only one who knows what happened to Luc's eye other than Dani

Next Jules the only named child in the tower

My brain was like what if the bigots got confronted with their child self as I was listening to Nightcore and I was like yes that anime person shall be them

Jules has a different name for each set of pronouns they use (he Julian/she Julia/they Jules)

They were born in the tower and home schooled there father was a werewolf mother was a shape Shifter

They were sent to normal school and promptly expelled for figthing and arson

The figthing was self defense the arson was for funsies

They can turn into child versions of people

They have not killed yet

Both of their parents fucking bounced so Jules was communally raised

Damian is Luc's demon who he summoned by accident the summoning was intentional he just got the wrong demon

Damian is kinda bassed off the black Butler demons

Damian is Demiace realizing both labels while listening to people gossip about their love lives and being like that's not me

[rwbyazre]

Oh! Any Team CLVR lore you’re comfortable with sharing?

Team CLVR is actually the team that my sister made, so they have a lot of lore for them honestly!

Ciara O’Connor

- She’s the younger sister of Clover O’Connor, who’s last name was changed from Ebi in canon cause they’re very IrishTM. there’s around 9 years between them, so Clover is 30 by Volume 3 and Ciara is 21, in the last year of the Academy.

- Her birthday is 17th May, so she’s one of the eldest in her year.

- She’s bisexual, and is actually in a relationship with Rhiannon. 

- Outside of her team, she’s best friends with Neon Katt and is always getting into trouble with her. They’re besties <3

- She’s literally dumb as rocks, but she manages to scrap by on her grades while Neon got put in remedial LMAO

- Her allusion is Morrigán, and she’s heavily associated with crows, and wields knuckle dusters that can make a wire between them to make a garrote.  Ciara didn’t have her weapon in her first appearance in AZRE, in chapter 47, because in universe she broke it in the last match before facing off against eirian and ruri. out of universe, one of the creators hadn’t confirmed her weapon before the chapter’s release.

Lavender Anu

- They’re non-binary and aroace.

- Their birthday is 11th September. They’re the second oldest in their team behind Ciara. 

- They’re a horse Faunus, with their traits being a pair of horse ears that are often hidden under their hat in Atlas/Beacon or their headdress in Vacuo. 

- They’re Indian coded, with their gender being non-binary but more comparable to the hijra. Their allusion is Danu, which is seen in both celtic and hindu mythology.

Vionn Hei Lu

- He’s transmasc and gay.

- His birthday is 11th December, so he’s the youngest of his team.

- He’s a reindeer Faunus with antlers, but his being trans actually plays with this since he keeps his antlers all year. Male reindeer shed their antlers after rut while females keep theirs, since he’s born afab. 

- He’s Chinese/Irish coded, with Hei Lu being the old Mistrali name that belongs to the previous royal family of Northern Anima, before Huáng Qiu unified most of northern Anima to create the Empire of Mistral. He’s nowhere near the line of the throne now, since Hei Lu is just a very common surname now. 

- His Semblance was told in the story as an ability to move in his own shadow. It’s called Shadow Realm lmfao. His allusion is also Cernnunos to fit in with the celtic mythology of his team. 

Rhiannon O’Gormain

- She’s a lesbian and in a relationship with Ciara. 

- Her birthday is 20th October.

- Her Semblance is Cauldron of Knowledge, where she can intake an infinite amount of knowledge and recall it perfectly. The name also plays into her allusion, cerridwen, who’s also associated with the moon. 

- Her weapon is a bag that’s lined with dust, called Granny Bag. 

- She’s Irish/Black.