#black butler shitpost

[sebastian-ciel-mutual-bullying]

I love this scene so much because

1. He made Ciel a birthday cake!! Without being told! With chocolate and strawberries! Which Sebastian knows he loves.

2. We get this nice, close up, sexy shot of him licking his fingers (thankfully no gloves on)

3. The next panel is THIS

HE'S SUCH A WEIRDO.

Dumbass is standing in the dark by himself licking his dumb fingers like a stupid idiot.

He thinks he's so cool.

Buddy, you look silly. You're silly. You're not fooling anyone.

Petition to make "dorkbastian" a thing?

[artist-from-outersp-ace]

Guys new hyper-fixation dropped, yes I did read the entirety of the kuroshitsuji manga in under 5 days bc I am insane while my best friend stayed over for the week and we did watch the entirety of the anime as well, and Alois IS MY SON, fight me, anyway enjoy the shitposts ALSO grelle is my wife xoxo

[twinktor-frankenstein]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[dadbastiandisaster]

No joke twelve year old me was like 'I don't care about classical music' right up until the point where they listened to the S2 OST

[nullbutler]

duality

[windstir]

alois and ciel (respectively)

[theredengineapologist]

If I had a nickel for every time I had a favorite character who decided to make liking the color red their entire personality, and then I decided to imitate some of their character traits in hopes of boosting my own self confidence, I would have two nickels...

Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[ohgoditssnek]

Hoheo Taralna, Rondero Tarel, innit mate?

[blondeaxolotl]

it's 3am what do you want

[woonderfullie]

[takeachillpillshawty]

Can we as Twst fans who are also Black butler fans agree that if Yana had FULL control of Twisted wonderland's story she'll be giving us more trauma.

"But Yana's stories are good!" I'm tell y'all she would've given Kalim and Jamil the Soma and Agnie treatment, and after catching up with the manga, I can't deal with that. I believe NRC would've been WORSE than Weston if Yana had her way.

As much as we joke about how frustrating living in Ramshackle and dealing with the boys are... I'd rather take that than having Yana make then unapologetically evil, and not in the Saturday morning cartoon way, like they are aware of their actions and don't want to get better or they do get better but something tragic happens to them.

Twst has dark moments but Yana would've gone darker. And seeing how book 6 went, no one would emotionally recover from it if Yana wrote it the way she wanted.

[mythical-lotus]

Imagine Ciel and Sebastian arguing about something and it devolves into frankly childish insults, and they're both so caught up in the conversation they don't know the other servants can hear them down the hall, and they start saying some things that don't quite give the jig up (demonic contract) But are absolutely insane nonetheless

My favorite I've been able to come up with is Ciel telling Sebastian that he is, by default, a terrible employee, because he ate his previous employer

[terrorfullcatomizer]

[ekaalf]

Saw the new trailer! I am very excited! :>

[dadbastiandisaster]

Waitwaitwait I just realised who Grell reminds me of:

[nullbutler]

CHRISTLOIS ANIME OPENING

I know, I know. I'm a little surprised I made it this far as well. What 3 days of constant hyperfixating does to a man. Enjoy the spectacle and please don't ask me for an entire series (for all I know, I might say yes ;)