#bitchy lexi

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Lexi & Cassie | 1.08 Euphoria (2019-)

[avvocarlo]

drag race premiere with all the katy perry glazing was so obnoxious, especially from that one contestant

[bumblesimagines]

i had a great time.

maybe you should go.

Maddy Perez

maybe you should go.

i had a great time.

Pronouns: He/Him/His, M!Reader

You and Lexi shared many similarities as twins. There was the shared love for literature and theater, the longing for Suze's attention, the bitter resentment toward Gus for leaving and never saying goodbye, the feeling of constantly being in Cassie's shadow, and of course, similar physical features.

But, like other siblings, you and Lexi were also vastly different.

Lexi preferred her solitude. She could spend hours alone in her shared bedroom on her laptop creating screenplay after screenplay in an online document. She was clumsy and awkward and despite her writing skills, she had trouble speaking to others without stammering or tripping over her words. Behind nearly every decision and action Lexi made had been a thought-out plan filled with 'what ifs'. You preferred leaps of faith into the unknown where the end destination wasn't visible until the last second. More often than not, you were left scrambling to ensure your ass wouldn't be toast.

Like the night after a party at a classmate's place when you woke up at home in your cozy bed with the slim body of your sister's closest friend cuddled up at your side and you left to stare at the ceiling debating your choices.

On one hand, Maddy Perez was bitchy and confident enough to pretend nothing ever happened between you and her. On the other hand, Nathaniel Jacobs had enough privilege to get away with murder if she ever let it slip. 

So, there you remained, staring up at the ceiling and rethinking the life choices that led up to that moment. If only you hadn't agreed to go to the party with the girls. If only you hadn't agreed to Elliot's stupid challenge of flirting with Maddy to see what the school's queen bee would do. If only you'd encouraged the girls to head to their respective homes instead of crashing at the Howard residence. Then maybe, just maybe, you wouldn't be wondering what the hell Nate Jacobs would do to you if he ever found out you slept with his girlfriend. It wasn't as if you could sneak out and play dumb if she asked. She was in your bed, in your house.

Craning your neck to take a peek at her when she began to stir, you finally noticed her messy appearance. Her maroon lipstick had smudged considerably and from the red markings scattered across your skin, you could only assume how it'd happened. Her glittery, silver makeup appeared in a similar state, and the glitter smudged against your skin, twinkling with the sunlight that poured in from the window. Her hair was in the worst state you'd ever seen it in, and you found your gaze drawn to the light markings on her neck and shoulders. Her dark eyes fluttered open and for the first time since entering high school, you found yourself hoping for some disgust or repulsion in them. But instead, a yawn escaped her lips and she tiredly rubbed at her eyes.

"Morning." You murmured a bit awkwardly and dragged yourself up to rest your back against the headboard. She snorted quietly and brushed her raven hair out of her face, somehow still looking like a model. "About last night-"

"I had a great time. I never thought Cassie's little brother would have it in him. " Maddy began with a coy grin and you waited for a 'but' to follow. "We should do this again sometime." She purred instead and planted a kiss on the corner of your lips. You could practically feel your ego growing, but they weren't the words you wanted to hear from someone whose boyfriend had no problem with destroying the lives of those who even looked at her twice.

"Right." You forced a chuckle. Fuck. "I had a good time too, Mads, but I-I think maybe you should go or at least sneak into the girls' room before they wake up. I just... I think Cassie might get upset if she finds out and I, uh, I don't want to get you in trouble with Nate either." 

She blinked at you and then blinked again. Her perfectly plucked brows slowly furrowed and the tips of her lips dragged downward. You couldn't quite tell what the look on her face meant. Was she disappointed? Hurt? Sad?

"You're kicking me out?" Ah. Of course, she was offended. Maddy getting turned down was an occurrence that only happened on blue moons and even then, whoever rejected her would only end up taking it back moments later. 

"Maddy, I really think it's for the best. This will only end up hurting us both in the end." You tried again, speaking softly as if it'd do anything to convince her.

"And what if I don't care? What if I want to continue this?"

[crimswnred]

LOVE ISLAND THE GAME TEMPTING FATE: thoughts and mostly prayers

for the first time in a long time we are the hottest character in the cast LET'S GOOOOOOO

here's my girl

oh ok, Jin is the funny boy of the season™ and also the Asian guy™

and Theo and Claudia are the day one couple ughh I'm sensing hate being thrown to my girl as we speak

Claudia what are you doing here it's carnaval 😭

Oakley hates Emel wtf 😭😭😭😭

I, for one, love Emel, she'll be my best frenemie

"gonna rule myself out" SHUT UP

me and Jin hit it off y'all I don't know what to tell you he told a joke I laughed we fuck that's how it goes for me every season

Theo isn't like Ozzy because Ozzy had no shame and would just blatantly flirt with us, Theo is more like Noah or Kobi

Jin is gonna be my boy but I'm eyeing Oakley up

Jack can fuck off I guess

Jesus Christ that was a loooong episode, EPISODE TWO HERE WE GO

Theo and Claudia? oh I'm breaking this couple but not the way y'all think 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

first date with Theo: potentially a great friends to lovers dynamics

homeland MENTIONED

well, Theo, I'm really close with my family in Brazil too

first date with Jack: he's cute, I won't lie... and what's that that I heard? HE HAS TWO MUMS LET'S GO LESBIANS

first date with Jin: if he didn't tell me every 5 seconds he's a model, I would never guess.

he's so silly 😭 yeah guys he's ticking my boxes

LIKE the prank? it wasn't the best prank ever but it was kind of funny

last but not least, first date with Oakley: okay local hero vibes. he's kinda serious, I really like him

"I perform better when Oakley is watching" JIN SHUT UP

okayyyy little kissy kiss

Luna didn't like me at all, did she? 😭 I don't blame her, like, I did kiss her man twice already... and I like how she came and talked to me to clear things out but it's obvious fusebox is gonna make her hate me no matter what

I can't deal with Emel's style 💀

me saying I hate cheaters as if cheating hasn't been my game for like, 5 out of 7 seasons 😭😭

okayyy so apparently we are not the first bombshell, cool. so why are we picking who we want to couple up???

Jin is kind of a player oh noooooo

me: I hate cheaters!! also me: sneaks out to meet Jin in the daybeds

Jin: we should always be honest!! also Jin: tells Luna we were just drinking water.

the girl will be DUMPED? alright........

okay, now, where's the Tempting Fate part?

conclusion: it just feels a lot like season 4, except none of the girls acted bitchy towards us like Lexi did. Am I dying of excitement? not even close. but I like Jin so far and also Oakley, so let's see how it goes

[darling-drag-brainrot]

Season 17 : Meet the Queens

🌟 I watched it just now and I have OPINIONS! 🌟

+ Acacia Forgot

- Seems like... bitchy... I honestly am not the biggest fan of her vibe and she doesn't seem funny to me. But the outfit was stellar! And she talks a big musical game so I'm excited for that!

+ Arriety

- Her name? Stellar. Her look? Strange and wonderful. Her voice? Pretty and cunt. I CANNOT wait to see her out of drag I bet she's stunning. She's so cute to me, sorry. Also is she Latina? Because this CANNOT be a white woman to me.

+ Crystal Envy

- Her outfit was giving tinsel town and I wasn't a major fan of it admittedly. But she seems sweet, like I want to spend time with her- like she seems really down to Earth, well-spoken, and I look forward to seeing her in design challenges and in the musical challenge. She could be Miss Congeniality to me. Also her wig IS the moment.

+ Hormona Lisa

- Banger name! Oh my god, Southern? She's so cute. Not a big fan of her outfit to be honest, but she seems genuinely fun to me. Also... ADHD queen!

+ Jewels Sparkles

- I want to make fun of the name for being so like... childishly on the nose... but her name was the only one I could immediately remember after the initial introductions so I think she won there. I don't like to compare queens but I will say... she initially makes me think of Valentina just by looking at her and somewhat her voice. She is SO pretty though- it's giving Glinda from Wicked. The lesbian fanfic writers are gonna make good use of her calling it now. Also- ALL these girls saying they give off bitch as first impressions like come on now ladies... we can't ALL be Plane Jane. But Jewels seems so cute and sweet! Also Latina diva!

+ Joella

- Not a big fan of the outfit, but I think I just hate full body jumpsuit/bodysuits in general. I love the eye makeup, it feels very vintage in a way, if that makes sense. Also, she seems rather genuine and down to Earth- she seems so personable I love it. I think this outfit is just not the best. I love how brightly colored she is.

+ Kori King

- The outfit isn't giving water too much, but I like it- I wish it had some blue in it to match the eye makeup. Oh, she's trying to give BODY like good for her- corset and boobs are swell. She's giving cunty but in the best way- like she lowkey a bitch but in a hot cute way. And then she says... "If you really think 'I'm like such a bitch' - NO! You just have fucking botox!" like girl preach you understand me exactly. Sorry guys I am already a Kori fan. Hey, lesbians on my phone can we make her big in the fanfics? Can she be plastered all over AO3? Also her voice is honey molasses smooth... lovely.

+ Lana Ja'rae

- Bottom queen! God for her! Also, I love her name! Her voice is gorgeous in a way I cannot fully describe. She looks so ethereal model angel goddess and then she talks and she just sounds so nice and like... chill. I want her to go far! Also, lesbians, make her go far! I'm a sucker for genuine queens and she seems so genuine- she is NOT faking anything for the cameras. Also- her smile!!!

+ Lexi Love

- I despise the outfit on a visual level but I cannot lie it is well made. That shit is GLUED on it looks like- fit to the body like a glove. Respect. Also... she is giving mother. Like a sweet white mom. I would happily chat with her in line at the grocery store and she seems really approachable- which I love in a queen. Very humble it seems.

+ Lucky Starzzz

- OUTFIT EATS! The entire outfit eats and serves and devours! Me when a drag girl hates minimalism: WAHOO YIPPEE YAY! I love this season of soft-spoken queens, like she has a big personality but is not forcing her entire persona. God bless! I want her happy.

+ Lydia B Kollins

- I like the outfit, I wish she had taller heels or boots though to balance the bottom half of the outfit. I like the subtle alt look of her makeup. She makes puppets? Slay.

+ Onya Nurve

- HER VOICE! CAN I HAVE HER?! HER OUTFIT! HER HAIR! HER MAKEUP! HER SMILE! I NEED HER I MEAN WHO SAID THAT!?!? She's well spoken, knows her stuff, and isn't faking anything. Lesbians. Lesbians after me. Lesbians please. Lesbians we have to hype her up. She dislikes Animal Crossing? Sometimes beautiful queens are wrong, we forgive her. I need to see her on my screen NEOW.

+ Sam Star

- I love the outfit! For some reason staring at her makes me think of Kristin Chenoweth in Wicked. I like that she seems so playful, not focusing on being all bitchy and cruel. She's giving... Southern belle. Also... horny alert. This is said in the most loving way possible.

+ Suzie Toot

- The most BEAUTIFUL goddess out there. I gagged at her outfit and makeup it's sooooo old school musical theatre. She seems somehow so quirky and strange and also... just so unbelievably human and casual. She's like a Muppet brought to life as a human. She belongs as a guest star on the Muppet show. I would love to sit and listen to her talk about her inspirations and ideas, she seems really put together. I want to be her friend.

[luke-hughes43]

will knowing from your texts you are having a shit day and he sets up a little movie night and little fort for her when she gets back and they spend the rest of the night just cuddled together eating her favorite snacks and watching her comfort movies

i could use this right now

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you were having a shit day. your classes were hard (which you knew because your program was hard) but worked also sucked. your coworkers were being bitchy and you just wanted to go to bed. you had been texting will here and there when you could during work.

will❤️: what time are you off tonight?

you: 7 why?

will❤️: just curious. i'll have dinner for you when you get off. will❤️: do you want me to pick you up?

you: i'm just gonna take the train.

will❤️: i'd rather pick you up. please?

you: fine. but i get to steal a hoodie.

will❤️: ok. how was the day?

you: fine. the usual.

will❤️: you ok baby?

you: yea, just kinda over this shift. i gotta get back to the front but i'll see you at 7. i love you.

will❤️: i love you too baby.

7pm could not have come faster. all you wanted was to hug will. you least favorite coworker, lexi, walks over about 15 minutes before your shift ended and says, "hey y/n, do you think you can clean and reorganize the back shelf before you go? there's so much and i don't wanna do it but the manager says i can't leave until it's done."

"i'll help you start on it. but i'm off in 15 minutes so i will be leaving in 15 minutes. if you have a problem with that, talk to the manager but i'm not staying for an extra half an hour because your too lazy to do your actual job."

"what did you just say to me?" she scoffs. you roll your eyes and start wiping down everything at your station, "you heard me. i will help you start it but i'm leaving at 7. stop pawning off the work that you don't wanna do onto me, right before i leave so you can go early. i have a life outside this place too contrary to popular belief."

"oh yeah? like what?"

"like classes, a boyfriend, i'm in 3 clubs, and i have an internship."

"who would date you?" she scoffs, right as will walks in. you turn to see him and smile for the first time that day. you give him a short wave and sits at a table to wait for you. you point at him and say, "that's my boyfriend. and right on time for the end of my shift. good luck with the back shelf."

you giggle and clock out leaving her in shambles to do her actual job. you walk over to will and relax into his hold, finally feeling at peace with the day. he says rubbing her back, "come on. i gotta surprise for you back at the apartment."

you nod and he leads you to the car and drives you back to his place. during the drive, he's holding your hand and has his playlist on quietly. the drive back to his place was short. and when you get there, you see a mini fort of blankets and pillows set up with the new season of outer banks qued up on the screen and food out on the table.

you turn to face him and he has a small smile on his face. you ask, "what's all this?"

he shrugs, "just a little something. you seemed like you were having a bad day and i wanted to cheer you up." you feel you heart clench at his words and hug him tightly. you mumble against his chest, "this is perfect. thank you babe."

"anytime. now come on, dinner is probably cold and you got me hooked on the show and i need to know what happens."

you giggle and cuddle up to him with your food and blankets as he hits play. about 2 episodes in, you ditch your food and fully curl into will's side. he kisses your head and says, "i hope this made you feel a little better baby."

"it did. your the best will." you say pressing a kiss to his lips. you lean your head on his shoulder and focus back on the tv. you end up falling asleep halfway through the next episode and will picks you up and brings you to bed. he kisses your forehead and says, "sweet dreams beautiful." and then climbs in next you to cuddle while you sleep.

[madamemozart]

YALL I found a Littlest Pet Shop Picrew!!! 💖

It's really cool and has quite a bit of options (I especially love the eye colors and designs), though I still feel like it's a bit limited especially for other species; that's why most of the ones here are cats, lol. I would've maybe liked to see more color and pattern options so I could more accurately recreate the other LPS toys I used to have.

Anyway, it all started with me making this Listography note on EVERY SINGLE LPS toy I had, including their exact species and number (major shoutout to Toy Sisters for their LPS guide). I had a decent collection, including some that even came with McDonald's Happy Meals. Unfortunately, they were all either donated or thrown out when I left for college years ago without my knowing.

Yeah, I'm still bitter. I might just buy some more just so my inner child can heal. 😭

Also, I'm thinking about making a more detailed post either on here or my other blog going more into my LPS characters in detail, lmao. Some of them were absolute baddies.

Anyway, these are Cecile (cat wolf), Courtney/Lucy - yes, she had two names (shorthair), Lexi (great dane), Rose (shorthair), and Savannah (shorthair). Lexi and Rose came from the same set ("Stylin' Pets Runway"), Cecile was from a fishing set, Courtney came from a pack of 20 pets, and Savannah was from a jungle set.

I remember Lexi was kind of a bitchy popular diva-type character, Savannah was eventually turned into a male character (trans arc?? 😂), Cecile came from a not-so-great household, Courtney was just kind of a smart and studious nerdy character, and Rose was probably my favorite LPS - I realize her name has now been taken for another popular and well-known character of mine.

[scar-4-scar]

“Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.”

Yoo what’s good! The name is Milo, Milo Sancour. Uhh you may of heard of me on the news about me and Jigsaw and all that shit but I’m here so, next topic. (FUCK that freak.)

I go by any pronouns because I don’t really care what you refer to me as.

Uh I’m straight..

Don’t take it to heart if I’m bitchy or anything. Personally I just tell it like it is. If you don’t like my honesty, then leave.

I’m pretty awkward and don’t always reach out first due to that.. but feel free to reach out to me. Or don’t, I don’t mind what you do, I’m not needy.

I’m in college, again.. for marine biology. Uh it’s really embarrassing of how much I like it..

Anyway, thanks for your time. Hopefully I’ll see you around…

(Admin ^^)

ALR I DID IT ^^

My name is Lexi but you can call me Lex.

My other acc: @ll3xx

I was really scared making this because it’s my first time, so I apologize in advance if I do something wrong. Feel free to let me know what I did wrong😭!

I AM actually super awkward with interacting with people because I really don’t know exactly HOW to.

I am okay with NSFW asks.

But just know I’m on the really young side.. so I probably don’t know what some stuff may be😭

Errr I go by she/ her and I am straight. I support LBGTQ tho obviously <33.

However.. Milo is probably isn’t straight. I really need a girl to just BLOW her away.

Milo’s trap was actually a fan favorite.. RVB (reverse bear trap).

Instead of Amanda’s trap, she hand to slide her hand into spinning blades to get the key, in 1 minutes 30 seconds. Which also brings me to her always acting quick. She always tries to help others once she hears about a situation, she can either help or make it worse. Either way she tries.

Again sorry if I mess up!

So that’s about it, hopefully some of you will consider interacting!!!

[drleggman]

lexi what thoughts/Thots do you have about beanpole tsukki? 🎤 i've never discussed him before but i certainly do enjoy his bitchy ass. may i have the privilege of picking your brain? 🎤

ROBIN omg… Tsukki….. first and foremost, I want to fight him with my fists. I truly have so many thots about him and I never talk about the because he makes me act so abnormally

He’s such a catty bitch and I love that. A menace to his fellow first years and any on court opponents. He turns it off the second they’re not playing tho and that’s so funny to me like he’s so respectful to his upperclassmen during the training camp arc… all bark no bite. And he likes being bitched at?? 😭 the scene where yams yells at him and he just smirks and calls him cool lives in my head always. I also think it’s funny that his “tragic backstory” is that his brother lied about being on the starting lineup of his hs volleyball team bc it’s SO not deep but it shapes his whole view of the sport bc he holds his brother in such high regard. Like he still calls him niichan he’s so unserious

But yeah. He’s mean, he’s catty, he’s a brat4brat. He’s actually a softie who loves his big brother and dinosaurs and volleyball so so much. “It’s just a game” ass bitch we all know that’s a lie

[umesakus]

Who is your newest beloathed?? Go off on them! Rant to your heart’s content!!

lexi ur not gonna believe this (sike ur totally gonna believe this) it's that bitch oikawa 😃

so definitely not a /new/ beloathed, just one that keeps coming back to hmu and knock on the door with his dumb face. AND UR PARTLY TO BLAME FOR THIS FOR ALWAYS INDULGING MY THOUGHTS ABOUT HIM!!!!!! (jk ilysm)

no bc i fr wanted to punch him so bad the moment he first came on screen. true unbridled rage and hatred like i wanted to watch him be humbled and cry like a baby (which eventually came true i just....)

it's not fair lexi it's not fair i just want nice boys like suga. why do the bitchy freaks always want my attention

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

Jet & Alexis Argent Headcanons

( edit: I am so sorry, I thought that I had posted this ages ago and just found it still sitting in my drafts!  ig i hit save draft instead of queue, I promise I never meant to ignore it or leave you hanging )

for my 1k Giveaway, crossover headcanons for @my-random-ocs!

Alexis really struggles with her family when they move to Beacon Hills.  She and Allison had always been best friends but all of the drama starts to tear them apart, and I feel like that would go for Jet too, especially if Alexis can tell that Jet is keeping secrets

She probably pushes her away for a long time, using her bitchy popular girl mask to keep her away, because she lives with the mentality that if no one gets close, no one can hurt her!

Alexis doesn’t trust Kate from the start but after the scene where she finds Derek in the Hale House basement, she swears that her entire family is dead to her, and that would definitely include Jet and her family

But after Kate kills her mom, Alexis would be the first Argent to reach out with condolences?

I feel like it would take a long time (probably not til after Gerard is out of the picture) for Alexis to really start to trust and open up to her because the first two seasons keep reaffirming her belief that all hunters are evil and she can’t trust her family, but after that they probably become extremely close?  I can see them in fights always moving like one unit, they just always know exactly where the other one is and are always watching each other’s six?

Through season 3 I feel like people start to mistake the two of them for being the twins just because they’re so inseparable and in sync all the time, while Lexi & Ally are always just slightly off step from each other still!

(I’m not sure how Jet would react to Lexi becoming an alpha, especially as she isn’t a werewolf, but I feel like that could be a really cool concept to explore between them?

[angsty-prompt-hole]

Character Inspo Tag

Tagged by @leighvalentin on my main blog. Thank you for the tag!

Tagging: @thatndginger @avrablake @whumperofworlds and leaving this as an open tag as well. No pressure though!

List some of your OCs and what other characters they were inspired by.

I have a running list of characters who are named after/inspired by fictional characters haha. I’ll just hit the highlights though.

Kira Shade: Heavily inspired by Buffy Summers. She also pulls a lot from Bo Dennis from Lost Girl and Wynonna Earp from Wynonna Earp.

Allison Collins: Originally inspired by the bitchy popular girl trope and a couple of assholes I knew when I was a teenager, Allison draws a lot of inspiration for her current version from Lexy Cross from Chucky and Cordelia Chase.

Lucent Ran’kai/Mallory Perrault: She was HEAVILY inspired by Lucent and Gemma from the Young Elites series. And yeah, she was named after Lucent.

Liam Prescott: I think I mentioned this before, but Liam is based on Dewey from the Scream franchise. This one is so funny because I made Liam shortly before Scream 5 came out, and Liam is an alcoholic shut-in, which retroactively became ten times funnier when I watched the movie where Dewey has effectively become an alcoholic shut-in.

Kirsty McCallahan: Pretty blatantly inspired by Kirsty Cotton from Hellraiser.

Evan Forrester: Evan was inspired by a mix of different Slenderverse characters, but his main influences are Evan from EverymanHYBRID, Jeff from DarkHarvest00, and Lee from Whispered Faith.

Patrick Marcellus: Patrick is also Slenderverse-inspired, and he borrows heavily from both HABIT and Patrick Andersen from MLAndersen0.

Winifred “Fred” Chase: Her base concept was just “Winifred Burkle but not traumatized” and then she kind of evolved from there. In-universe she took her nickname of Fred from the show.

Edrisa Shade: I was going to stop with Fred but this one is probably the funniest thing ever so I’m including it. Edrisa was originally inspired by Herbert West from Re-Animator. He still draws some from Herbert, but it’s so hard to tell that that’s how he originally started and it’s so funny.

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[maybxlle]

may! she/her, minor, desi, april aries, INFP-T, professional dream girl, reader, proud bohrerblogger (with cyn and siara), daughter of persephone (but co-parented by dionysus, legacy of aphrodite), girl who lives in delusion, hopeless romantic, swiftie, serial caffeine addict, crazy chaotic, slightly (very) socially awkward, forever cold, tea enthusiast, the girl with the phone full of clouds, trendsetter (not really), evermore coded, daughter of zoyalai, a mix of lizzie hearts and madeline hatter, annabeth chase’s fiancée, reyna stan, piper mclean’s #1 defender, lucy from peanuts variant, caitvi’s bitchy kid, catra kinnie

music! taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, maisie peters, gracie abrams, billie eilish, conan gray, chappell roan, lana del ray, noah kahan? (thanks coves), niki, beabadoobee, charli xcx, holly humberstone, renee rapp, charli xcx, tate mcrae, lizzy mcalpine, alessi rose, lexi jayde, devon gabriella, finneas, nessa barrett, laufey, mckenna grace, role model, (help me, i’ve been trying to expand my music taste)

fandoms! pjo, hoo, toa, kotlc, ouabh, tfota, shatter me, throne of glass, the inheritance games, better than the movies, agggtm, the naturals, dance of thieves, the hunger games, the selection, grishaverse, divine rivals, and more that i probably forgot

things i love! tea, coffee, a nice breeze, pretty spring walks, jumping in the cold pool when it’s steaming outside, talking to my cousins, talking drama with my friends, pastries, going to big cities, sunsets, pretty clouds, crying laughing, inside jokes, interpretive dance to sad songs, and all you guys <3

my socials! pinterest, goodreads, spotify

[cashandprizes]

I'm blessed to know so many Lexis in this fandom. Each one of y'all are fucking badass, you know that?

Alexis has always been so interesting to me. In a story, I don't care about morality, I care about what kind of emotions a character invokes in me and how they drive the story. And besides, I feel the hate that Alexis receive feels super over the top.

NSJNFKJDS - I didn't expect the Alexis/Christian fever to catch on! Listen, I fell in love with Alexis the moment she was mentioned by Vincent but Christian? He snuck into my heart! I didn't really care much about him, even when Milo mentioned that he and the other Wolf Shifters hazed him, but after that one Winter Solstice party where Asher gave him that watch, I was like... "Ok... ok. I see you, Christian. I see you!"

I became enamoured with the idea of Alexis with Christian after that. They'd made a powerful couple! With a side of bitch and all attitude, you know?

FFS - I EVEN DREAMT OF CHRISTIAN LAST WEEKEND! The love for this man is unreal! (Also, Christian is the ONLY redacted boi that I see as a sour cream. Mayo muncher. Fan of floor mattresses - ok, ok, I'll stop)

I'd say my Lexi is pretty fucking good, so I agree. I love my sunshine.

I could go on and on about Alexis (and I have) but like my point remains: she was damned if she did and damned if she didn't, it feels weird that the only canonically female character is so evil, we support women's rights and wrongs, etc.

Christian did not sneak up on me, but I think he snuck up on Lexi Sun. And then they clobbered me over the head and were like "ok cool I have dragged you by the ankles into this fandom and now I will talk about my favorite characters" and I listened. Here we are.

My favorite flavor of them in power couple too! I think their combined bitchiness makes them so fun. It's a lot easier being the least liked person at the party when you have someone else who is the least liked and you can do it together. Plus, in my head they serve looks.

CHRISTIAN IS ABSOLUTELY A MOON CRICKET. A CHALK CRUSADER EVEN. In my head, the only white characters are Christian (I mean. Come on.) and Quinn (ESPECIALLY NOW THAT HE'S BRITISH?????)

Sooooo what was the Christian dream about 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[theoracleofgiana]

Thoughts - The Pixie and The Dryad

19. “You're always with me”

(Tw: Swearing,)

Emi complains a lot. It's the truth and he wears it with honor most of the time. He once told Lexi it was because his filter is broken. Lexi said she didn't mind. So, Emi complains to Lexi about everything and anything that annoys him. In turn, Lexi never judges when he changes his mind or tells him he's wrong. Today was different. Lexi knew the moment the pixie walked in and didn't say a word. 

“Pix?” The dryad can't help the concern seeping into their voice. Usually, Emi would start by telling Lexi about his day and then complaining about customers that annoyed him. Today, Emi walked in and starts the kettle without even looking at Lexi. The pixie stays silent as he reaches for the tea bags. “Emi,” He freezes at Lexi's tone. He slowly turns to the dryad, unable to meet their eyes. Lexi frowns and takes the box out of his hands. She envelops him in a hug and waits. 

It doesn't take long for the pixie to crack. “It's nothing,” He tries only to be hugged tighter. “You do so much for me already,” He attempts with no luck. Emi sighs and wraps his arms around Lexi. “Am I too much?” He asks softly and it makes Lexi's heart clench. “No. Never,” Emi lets out a choked-out sob at the statement. ”I am! I complain way too much. I talk too much. Everything I say is wrong ad I'm very bitchy! You're always with me! You must hate me!” Emi rambles through tears. Lexi simply holds him tighter. “I could never hate you,” The dryad says, blinking away their own tears. It hurt that Emi would ever think of himself as too much. “You are wonderful and kind. I enjoy it when you talk to me and complain about things.” Emi sniffles at the words. “Emi,” Lexi looks the pixie in the eyes. “I hang out with you because you're my best friend and I enjoy spending time with you.“ Emi lets out another sob. Lexi holds and rubs his back soothingly. 

They move to the living room couch after calming down. Emi is on Lexi's lap with his head on their shoulder. ”Want to tell me what happened?' Lexi asks after a few moments. Emi makes a noise of disapproval. It makes Lexi roll their eyes. ”You have to tell me eventually,“ The dryad teases. They both knew Lexi would let it go if Emi really didn't want to say. The pixie sighs and gives in. ”One of the new hires told me to shut up,“ Emi can feel Lexi tense up under him. He gives the dryad a look before continuing. “Mika told me she was being rude but, I guess it got to me. My thoughts spiraled and I thought maybe you hate me but, you're too nice to leave.” Lexi snorts at the idea. “Hon, I can name several people who would disagree,” She says with a dismissive wave. “Then they would be wrong,” Emi responds crossing his arms in fake annoyance. 

“No, they would be right. I can be super mean.” 

“Bullshit.”

“Pix, you are one of the only people who see nice Lexi.”

“Again, bullshit. You are the nicest-HEY!”

Emi gets cut off by Lexi picking him up. Lexi chuckles at the pixie's glare. “Am I so nice now?” The dryad says with a teasing grin. Emi huffs but struggles to keep the smile off his face. Lexi sits him down after a moment. “You are way too strong,“ Emi remarks. ”Thank you, I try,“ Lexi responds in kind, making a show of showing off their muscles. Emi grins and launches himself at the dryad. Lexi catches him with ease. ”Oh my,“ Lexi says dramatically falling onto the couch. “A pretty boy on top of me, whatever shall I do?” Emi lightly smacks their arm. Lexi just grins in response. They stay like that for hours, joking and talking to each other. 

(A/n: The list has dialogue as well. I love writing about these two. They're very sweet and care a lot about each other. I hope you enjoy and have a peaceful day!)